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French Touch? — Yeah, fuck’Em# Tú

Hallelujah

Hallelujah… It’s High Noon!

🧀

And… Jane Birkin, you didn’t think that I Would leave you alone with that French-lovin’ degenerate, Porfirio Muñoz Ledo, now did you? Here’s a real GentleMan to guide you into the next circle ⭕, Muñoz Ledo get’s off in the next quai.

I told you that San Francisco was Next… I left my cheesses there.

… but it’s Okay, Oakland is there remains.

The Good Life…

 

You know the deal, it’s not like the military-industrial-complex didn’t tell you warn you about it, which is why General Groves got fired from the Reno 911 series and dumped on the consulting racket of shut the fuck up—Jan Palmieri, it’s Morning Joe, not Morning in America, or that other show, Sex In The City.

Joe Scarborough is an independent, —after passing out constitutions in elevators in county courthouses elevators— before that he was just a son of a bitch.

Thickle yer’ass with five petals 🌺? I’ll make U2, rattle 🐍 and Huuuuuummm 🌬️💐🗑️

 

Drain This, Stein!… and did I mentioned, fuck Labels And Donnie Deutsch. 🇩🇪

Fake Dodger that’s all that that brand peddler is, a Fake 🪖 Dodger! Like Bill Clinton… fuckers went all maple syrup after shaking Kennedy’s hand and knocking that ugly lawyer up 👓, did you see the footage, fucking degenerates — thanks Obama! Now I will never be able to look at another land TOrtoise 🐢 in the same way. Always making love 🌻 in the middle of the Hunt, Helen 🐆.

We now return to  r/place

 

Sickos that them French Legionnaires are, those cocksuckers went like strangers in Paradise straight for the jugular, the Dragoon Loons, lead by Lieutenant Colonel Marjolina Corsicalina and the Camaron (sin acento) détachées attacked po’little Axolotl. Los Amigos de México en Montparnasse relayed the location of our cutest amphibian.

 

The difference is in the … Vanity Fair . fr

Breaking News

You Fucking Want Me… On that pussy mound, Marjolina, and I am going to path-find my little güey to you 😘.

But FO’ist!!!

Oh, the Alemany’s

Jackie broke the screen…. what a P word pundit:

Out of battery 🔋, OPPENHEIMER 2023 sucks… Long live San Jose de Las Panochas 1989.

ACT VII

https ://🇺🇸 .wikipedia .org /wiki /All_persons_fictitious_disclaimer

Man on l’Olyday… Eye don’t practice Santeria and, “no animals were harmed in the making of this blog,” furthermore, « All characters and events in this blog—even those based on real people, living or dead should be plainly apparent to them and those who know or knew them — however, to borrow from The Book of Mormon, all characters, including my friend Moroni en San José de Las Panochas are entirely fictional, » … except of course for Patas de Catre and Alejandro Jodorowski.

Of course, if you are just joining the programming you are probably going to wonder what vela* does Luther have in this entierro, and for that you not only need to unfold the scroll back to the dark ages of 2021 and switch it over to the Willie GEIST when America (sin acento) Ketches-up with the Katty Kay flying circus-es.

*~. Not that one 🕯️

vela², del latín vela, pl. velum
f. En un barco, it’s the piece of canvas or other material that is tied to the spars to receive the wind and propel the vessel.

 

… Any how, de las velas, “la bastarda” es la mayor de los buques latinos.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2021/01/18/🎶 –monday-monday-deer-ashley-at-bfmer/

Father James is hurling from the mound, the count is 1 strike and it’s the top of the Ninth Inning with no runner on base. Here comes the pitch.

“Oh, ok then. Tell me, where does the U.S. start*?”, said Father James (fm).

*~. On account of me bringing up Mexico’s territorial limits in the second decade of the 1800’s under the Umpire of Iturbide “el pirulí”.

… Spring Forward to page 3

The Feast — Día de San José…El Equilibrio de Los Jaguares

And, Baby Blue, never mind The Oscars®, The Turtles, and other assorted farm animals [in Villahermosa] which, coincidentally, is just down below The Louisiana on that “Bain Marie” called The Gulf of Mexico (punto y coma), this is:

HOT POLES!

Ay, que por ti me muero,
por ti me dejo
Caer desnudo sobre las llamas

https ://www .usnews .com /news /world /articles /2022-03-18 /hot-poles–antarctica–arctic–70-and-50–degrees-above-normal

Se me quema la conciencia,
no importa si me muero…

Page Tú 

From The Producers* WHO brought Ewe, “The New York Times”, comes a story from the “New York Post”… or something like that.

In Budapest, Tom Morello joined the Avi Velshi gang, no word if Évry body got stoned, but those within the territorial outer limits of Ivre-sur-Seine received a Limited Edition * cachucha encabronada *

In local motion news, it’s another editon of:

National Sports Day

Los exprimidores de BFM’er TV

Today is “hug your neighbor” they.
For the occassion, The WAR of The Roses sent a pocket full of OLD CENTS.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2022/03/19 /guerre-en-ukraine–le-tag-de-bernard-henri-levy-a-odessa-suscite-lhilarite-des-internautes -10180859 .php

Katy Kayyyyyyy!!! — Now if I was to tell you that la Güera del Clima is straight out of The Street (la rue), you would probably say that I am lying or that LAS COINCIDENCIAS are like “belly buttons“.

In French Exeptionalism Today:
A fellow from the Ari Melver Institute in Puyallup, Washington; just below THEE Crystal Mountain and The Green River, followed in the steps of Old Gringo, and embarked on an Ego Trip to Odesa. Sources close to Ari Melber relay that unlike Ambrose Bierce, BHL did not ride a horse, instead, the philosoper pretended to be ‘ghetto’ {and} wrote some weird letters in French on a bunker or some shit like that 🧏🏻‍♂️

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Hoy no hubo Jazz, puro Pussy Riot — Tautology: CONVERSE Logic

Adventures in translation, transliteration and, lest you forget, InterPretAtion:

Contra dicción.

“It’s all about ass, isn’t it? Either you kick it… or you lick it.”

https ://www .imdb .com  /title /tt0097336 /characters /nm0000056?ref_ =tt_cl_c_1

 

Pedo (sustantivo de género exclusivamente masculino) : Kick Up A Stink, una situación conflictiva, pues. [Source: WordReference . com y por supuesto, Mi NiÑEZ, en un “Pueblo Blanco” casi esquina con San José de Las Panochas y el Puente Colgante de las Dunas de Jodorowsky; enfrente FROM WHERE, Butch CASSADY in the ROLE of General Leslie R. Groves, [look it up, LOKI, Salma’s Friends en LaLaGuna no lo pueden negar] that is where Les maîtres de l’ombre dropped “Fat Man’s {fart} and Little Boy’s {gas}.

Continuing with “El Pedo” de anoche en Santiago de Querétaro, 76000—México.

Now, Mr. Tapper, if that in fact is what CNN named you, ABOUT “that PEDA ».

“La peda”, en toda la extensión de la BORRACHERA no es necesariamente un fiesta.

Armando Serrano-Prieto

 

El Topo… El Ejido ROMA is right across from where the stream {when it rains} below this brige CROSSES LA CARRETERA Federal n° 30 en DURANGO. On a personal level, VISIT OJUELA, and never mind the Ojete in Mapimí.

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memo 📝 to Memo: Massif du Toboso

It’s next to Galicia, check it out:

Eye can see San José de Las Panochas from here to Eternity.

Note to Kasparov, check!
And I don’t even know how to play one-dimentional checkers!

That is, where the horse 🐎 goes, am I right, Sir?
Behind the plane, right?
Am I right? {or} Am I write ✍️!?

… The They after, by French “standards”.

memo ✍️ to Memo from BRUT media:
good morning Guillaume
if it’s Sunday morning
Then The Russian Navy Went back to…
THE U.S.—back–to the U.S.—BACK
To the CCCP…
From Ireland with 💕☘️

All the KnEwes that fit…
And, Willie Geist, if it’s Sunday: FUCK THE NEW YORK TIMES… Bunch of KANSAS City faggots!

Hey, Memo {You}, jump to page, Tu.

Jump from page 153 (LUZBEK & Costa)

Goooooood Mo’rning PAhhhhhhhRis, to They, hoy es día de San José, and in Hilo, Hawaii,it is still Yesterday… told you all down in Paradise that “Tomorrow” is Día de San José, i just didn’t tell Cerf-panthere in what motherfucking Time Zone…. Goooooo_MinneSOTA ! 🌬

Coming up en Las Fuentes de Doña Vilma, i say farewell to PichiAvo… yeah, Alex.

But FO’ist i switch it over to Victoria de Francesco SOTO (knot to be confused with SOTA) and Cerf-panthère whom i am most certainly not having a coincidental VeryLowFrequency communication… “Take it a güey, Willie Giest!”

Allow me, Armando Segovia, to explain:

https ://www .milenio .com /politica /romero-deschamps-jubilara-salario-100-prestaciones

I once knew a gentleman, he happened to have invented the “bag–O-shit” for the First-Class passengers of Air France… or maybe it was Turkish Airways (punto y coma) it doesn’t matter; the thing is… mis Amigos valencianos, that this gentleman decided to sell his very lucrative company (in advertising) on account that the product of his “loins¹” did not wish to follow in the family business…. so the inventor of the “bag–O-shit” for the First-Class passengers of Air France… or maybe it was Turkish Airways decided to retire, long story short, that gentleman got a retirement package quite similar as that of the laborer in Mexico (minus the Super Cars) who just got the following package 💺3B9A6A99-2512-47F9-A461-00D2E6A3D95A 💳
1. Full medical for him and his relatives.
2. Full pay, plus a Christmas bonus.
3. Food Basket or Per Diem when abroad.
4. Gas for his mansions, plus Fuel for his personal vehicles.
5. A guaranteed seat on First Class (reference the above mentioned airlines).
6. Rumor has it that he also gets a happy ending at his funeral because he will not have to pay for it.
Now that’s the way you do it 🛫

1. Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There’s no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Don’t call it a qui pro quo, Professor DeFrancesco, it’s just quite the coincidence (a pretty fucking big one, mind you) that Mr. Biden (POTUS 46) is sending the excess Astra-Zeneca®️vaccines (the Coronavirus serum) to Mexico and to Canada (punto y coma) the first puts a carrot on Mr. López AMLO’brador (the 4 president of Mexico following the 70-year soft dictatorship there) provided he is “more proactive” in stopping the flow of Central Americans immigrants stuck in Tijuana, and other assorted border towns (punto y coma) the second is a gift to Canada in order to Celebrate the Canucks patron Saint: Joe the charpenter.

_ context for Défendente Génolini on one thing that was left out about Saint-Joseph, for instance aside from being the Patron Saint of Carlos Romero Deschamps, did you know that…

A yes! Rollin’ Down The Street with my?… Anyone? Rolling down the street with my what? Anyone? Philippe Labro, “Rollin’ down the street”, could you please finish the Color of this ride in Les Cles du Jour, N° 2582? — I’m feeling Minnesota but looking Menilmontant_Oh Yeah, 🎶🗣so now you know—WHO GETS mystified

… Anyhow, Victoria, en Hilo–Hawaii sigue siendo El Día de San José (punto y aparte) quién aparte de ser el Santo Patrón de la Excellon Mining Company, también es—Coincidentemente por coincidencia Santo Patrón de San José de Las Panochas, municipio del ayuntamiento del Real de Mapimí, Durango—República (federativa) Mexicana… casi esquina con el Ejido ROMA: Eye dares you to check with Paul Newman (Fat Man and Little Boy, bomb testing site (mid-80’s) and the INEGI Plan.

Aquí en el Jardín de Cluny ya son las 9 de la mañana, y si no fuese por las AUTOridades que me siguen cortando mis alas, repito, las autoRIDADES, esta captura hubiese llegado a las 7  de la tarde in HAWAII’s Twilight Time:

Jump to MAÑANA…

Dear, Fip = you are WonderFull

KALMUS, Kalmus, qué no Panda El?… Anyone, Perrine, Anyone?

Some Girls laughed when i suggested that the facemask would add D.A.T. “Tickle your Ass with a Feather” felling on the G-spot… [l]ook at #Em now, all quiet on the underground. Can’t even answer the Good-Good GUUUUUD Vibrations. Oh, the humanity. In the frame, Ashley Parker is going down on Perrine.

Y las antenitas de VYNIL 33 mexicano re vibran:

cunnilingus, profe.

Señora Sasha Montenegro, o como le decían en Los Coniferous de Chapultepec, Александра Аћимовић Поповић… los próximos hilos (EnCuaronados) van por usted.

El Corrido de Montemorelos, N.L. va aquí, para “La Tía Tati » en San peDro GArza GArcía; allí no’mas cruzando traslomita por La Fundidora del Obispado, en Monterey, California (UCSantaCruz^), a güevo que sí.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Montenegro 💋

El Chivo Lubezki is a fag, and here is why… lemme get that page about Jorge Rivero… wait for it, wait…

👺

In Local News 🇫🇷: Spread #Em… 🦠 the mall is full, but i am the fucking problem, eh‽ AnyGüey, this place used to be called the François Roland Truffaut biblioteca, Jon Stewart, today it’s just another Young American’$ hangout 🇺🇸… this fuckers are just asking for the Nelson Mandela strain 🇿🇦… but i’m the fucking problem.

And in WaWa Land, Black Spy is wearing my favorite Shirt… DAT Motherfucker!

Now i told you fuckers (cabrones en Español del bueno) about Bikini Atoll, and Siren—it’s Knot one of those; this is Live from El Banco Chinchorro:
I WANT A BUCKET OF CHICKEN!!!
DangOnIT!  —_*!*_—  Anyway, Tiff Cross that bitch in the frame may or may not be the former FO’ist Lady Melania Trump, and that may or may KNOT be MAR-o-LAGO in La muy puta Florida. If you squint like a Japanese manga still you might be able to spot IVANKA at a distance enjoying the Sacrifice.

Still to come… Re qui?

Ladies in Gemini, the following is a kind reminder to all youse who are in on the Joke that way WAY güey before France24 made its move on Aguascalientes TV26, i was already explaining to SHARON there (during the Enrique Peña Nieto administration) what sort of tangas matched her earings.

RE•PUTA•S—ION 7″

^ USA School of Foreign and Domestic Lenguas; DOD, certified… par corres‘pondance, indeed (1994)… ISSY, Dr. (Ph.D.) Ackerman, John Mill [One-each] i too know where The Lost Boys are from, as a member of The NEW Mexican Cinema del Estado Mayor de don Andrés en La Jornada de Tabasco… do you Doctor John, remember Andrés? The one that answered the question about Osorio CHONG during your first day at l’IHEAL because you didn’t do your Homework that particular WEEK of OCTUBRE—como tenía que haber sido, Câbrónsìsïmø cabrón.

Any güey, fip

… if you fuck with Mi, i’ll fuck you, eh!

Allá por Chicago, tú.

To the Tune of Love Unlimited’s 1974 1973 POPULAR hit, el himno nacional francés, o como dice Barry White: Love’s Theme; And Perrine…

He’s on Cloud 9 .:. 323447CB-5441-405F-B13C-74B22229BFD4 .:. A Dark Horse told me so, Siren… ISSY, i’m Down Here for your Soul.

The following is an adaptation of
“The Shock Doctrine”…
m’ember the shock doctrine,
Señor CUARÓN? If KNOT,
well let’s ask Mateo au Pied de Sacre-Cour.

🗣 Don’t-don’t—DON’T Don’t believe La Academia Mexicana de “lenguas” à l’IHEAL.

And this is why, you sexy ONCA on the BFM’er screen—you:

 

Because como dicen por allá en ROMA, DGO…
🐯 esa piel de Big Cat te va bien… 🐅
te ves Bien Perrona¹, Cabrona!
Neta que sí.
🐆

Are you a Tigr–essa, Jaguar–ette, o una Oceloteta?

anyhoot….  i love all cats, and PERRINE, did you eat the Wabbit ears that i etched last week on your desk?

But FO’ist… you are Knot Foolin’ anybody Luka Karamatic, because we know that youse the long-long-Loin Lost illegitimate son of James Coburn in the ROLE of Justin FAIRfax in the adaptation of The Hunter, ISSY, Mel Gibson, APOCALYPTO IS A FAIR representation of Los Amigos de Mexico en Francia y su escuelita “ El Tecnologico de Monterrey—Campus Unesco/OCDE ».

Issy, Melle. Storme, ha’bout them Rafa’s corsicos, nada que ver con La Pérsica de Lencho de por allá en Cuéncame, DGO… pronounced “Doggo” and if you know who Doroteo Arango is, [DANGLING PARTICIPLE GOES HERE—and ZEPPELIN tú] los mexicanos del Cine De La “llamada” época de ORO* (🎥) le llaman a ese Estado, DUR•AN•GO, ALEJANDRO JODOROSKI became a CONTINENTAL GENTLEMAN there, en SAN JOSÉ de Las Panochas, —no less— and PAUL NEWMAN blew up  THE FIRST TEST of Phatman and Le Petit Garçon.

*nada que ver con el cinito mexicano en elDorado de SciencesPo

 

Cooking on 3 burners — Deer, San Judas Tadeo meet “el patrón” del coro, los ciegos y, Los Calvos

Sentaos… imperativo afirmativo del verbo: sit the fuck down!

Saint–en–Herve

Saint–en–Hervé .:. 77368AF5-1725-442E-B07B-D5AEA8CB2944 🎙🎚🎛🧭⏳💶 CNEWS Matin Nº 2546. Mercredi 17 juin, 2020 — “Hybarnion, pieux et chaste”…  Erveo is the Patron Saint of bards and singers, invoked to cure eye diseases, to disappear fears and to heal horses, he also relieves anxieties and nervous depression, and puts demons to rest.

[Note to editors: the following Liturgy of the Word, o como dicen los franceses, La Liturgia de la Palabra, must be read in a Father Guido Sarducci voice; the background for the actor playing Sarducci is that this is an “origins” story for “The Americans” who watch the Seth Meyers Show.]

From our political reporter at l’Osservatore Romano in Roma Texas, Estado de Durango, —México.

Dearly beloved,

Before we dive into the merienda de las 18 horas en Central (extinguishing) NATO times, we would like to say that we, the staff [of this most non consequential blog found the little “blue” bag. If you want it back; including the 100 reasons to feel free in , IT!, please let u.s. know… much obliged.

¡OYE CÓMO VA!

Mariachis & Cowbells

Mariachis & Cowbell… motherfuckers!

Moving on, we are now going to test the system… we would hope to be right back.

_+_+_+_+_+

From the creators of “Resources y recursos humanos” comes the sources from las fuentes, Chato. De arranque, in Hilo, Hawaii it’s the 11th Hour.

El Tenampa para principiantes

El Tenampa para principiantes .:. 3306F17C-8052-4834-A60B-B4DBA502F29C 🎺🎻🥁
Galerie Frederic Moisan, (75006)
Alfredo Vilchis Roque
Pintor del barrio.
Fotos por armando segovia, segoviaspixes (2020).

—Roma Texas: the desert NEVER lies!
https ://en .www .inegi .org .mx/app/mapa/espacioydatos/default .aspx?ag=100130103

Por allí pasaba un tren

Por allí pasaba un tren .::. 04C26E40-034A-4B10-A27D-D0CCC94BEC5F 🚂 Indeed, the ruckus from D.A.T. production case woke “La India Durmiente” just West of the GERMAN ruins at El Puente Colgante de Ojuela… In•deed, Eye was D.A.R.E., period

—. Sainete–en–Hervé:
Génolini, D., “Le Saint du Jour”, vía N° 2546; CNEWS . fr, https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP /20200617

It’s Time for a Big Sugar Coated Brass Pill Band

… or something like That at 09 hundred hours in Central EUROPE Times.

Las primeras lecturas de los romanos y otras variopintas selecciones para protestar Quand à Rome. }—~~~\*> Uso justo de todos los parisinos en La Défense, casi esquina con Puteaux, y en Diagonal con el Axe Historique.

Coming up at the  10.20  15.00 pm
Smoke break:
It’s Atoms 4 Peace
Atoms For Peace
All Day and All of the Night.

Versailles meets Mar–o–lago. Anygüey, Sarah, Do you know the way to San José… Dee’WARwick knows, all the Stars are pumping GAS, or something like that.

Over on the BBC…
Just wait for it.
In the meantime, Siren Central just relayed
that…
They Hate Everything About Trump,
in the voice of Ugly Kid Joe,
—of Course!!!
Ouh La La — LA LA, LA LAH!!!

FREQUENCY HOP:
It’s a Special Milesone Week–End Edition
and The Word of The Day is
Scrabble®️.

Scrabble’s is turning 70 and to celebrate, The Company is marketing a Special “morning after” Election Day game board. Political comentator and former Ted Cruz collaborator, Rick Tyler will sacrifice the ©️hampagne™️ bottle on one of the many paper bows anchored at the Big Red’s Shoes Marina on the Left Bank, casi esquina con L’Orsey. Tyler recently coined one of the runners up for The Word of the Year.

It was a Thursday morning in Eastern Standard Time, en París las manezotas del reloj en San Eustacio rayaban en las 14 horas.
At Studio 3A inside Rockefeller Center, Rick Tyler was about to drop a loaded image of what the midterm results of 2018 represent to the historicity that will follow the Trump Administration long after That fucking family has paid their debt to society…
GOOD THING THAT in La Florida, after the Trump’s serve their individual jail terms, they wont be barred from the voting booths in like, 2060… provided Donald Sr. doesn’t morph into a Super-Villain and proceeds to rule for life.
But don’t worry, if that nightmare becomes a reality, the world is toast by the late 2020’s regardless of any güey. So on second thought, hold that bottle of Champage, don’t give it to Rick, and do not break it just yet, we [the staff] are going to need to run a bladder–temperature test, or check for the cuvée… or something like that.

We [the staff] will Catch ewe all at the bottom of the Jazz hour, in the mean time, while Trump is visiting Paris, don’t forget that ScienceLivesInMe and that, “… in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table”.

TimeStamp: 18h50 in Central Siren Time

Tras las huellas de Diderot* 2da Entrada.

Welcome. It’s the dawn of a Nuit Blanche à Paris and of a White Night in Toronto, and for starters, for each and every VoBo* in the Presse please be advised:

“NO NOS VAMOS A DEJAR”

La répression es devenu déliée
On la connait tellement bien
Que même LA PRESSE CORROMPU,
ne l’evoque plus…
Porque El Estudiante Dice:
No Nos Vamos A Dejar…

_ Vamos a aceptar el Reto
y para Pronto Acabar
Que Chingue A Su Madre Cueto.

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