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Deer Ala-Eddine… meet Natalia Al~Mada en Escondido (U.S.A.)

To they in History: Superman is a “has been”… let the Sunshine in. And in Washington, President Trump reminds the world that he is a coward who used his daddy’s money to get a free John Wayne Breakfast at the American Legion 🇺🇸

Good Soil Guarantees Peas, but not a Peace Prize Donald, now KISS your Daddy wearing the Leningrad Cowboys Boots… from El Paso in Paris.

To they in history, President Trump returns Sarah Palin’s backyard back to Russia… with Sarah Palin in the deal.

Good morning, in Paris, France, Mother Mary’s ass-ended in Heaven, sources close to San Pedro relay that Paul (that motherfucker!) demanded to see Mary’s papers and a certificate issued by the bendita/sacre préfecture de police showing her 1901 Benevolance Certificate and off-course her health certificate, arguing that Mary was a known flusy  before 👁️  popping 🪚 out ♀️ The 🧍🏼‍♀️Superstar THERE in Nazareth.

Eye Saw Her Standing D.A.R.E. 

It’s no lie, Marie-Ange Schiltz knows the place, heck!!! The bitch practically wrote the Acts sessions, but these here Alla-Eddine are not one of them, Öüï’s doing a different thing and after the intermission, Malia in Birmingham lands at the newly renamed Ozzy Osbourne International Airport, but that’s just a cross reference on the Erasmus beat. In the meantime Alla-Eddine wonders why Manuel Bartlett Díaz is not on the MEXICAN criminal transfer list.

Alla-Eddine stars as El Sultán de La Motocicleta en Monterrey… But only after he learns how to do the hula-hoop with Venn Diagrams à Paris.

The Merchant of Venice and other assorted bootlegs from LA superficie del Underground de VALERIE PÉCRESSE, this is the sound of a metro ticket on the bus or the back of the tram, Eye Knows this much is trou 🕳️.

³~. Issy-Ala-Eddine, of the fairy “madrinas” in France, Juanito Guanavacoa (como tú comprenderas) is the most excellent, the most eLevated, uy-uy-uy.

Not content with casting asparagus on Mika’s lake…

The Ukraine’s girls are casting asparagus-es on Trump Tower, meanwhile in Pennsylvania the lines aren’t moving for Kiev.

—– FOR YOUR EYES ONLY —–

Right said Fred… Fenster.

Goooooo, Dodgers! 

D E C L A S S I F I E D

For context… San Fernando VALENZUELA was at the mound and Mika Brzezinski was right, THE METS beat The Sox, meanwhile in Mexico, DIEGO ARMANDO MARADONA was given “la mano de dios” to win the World.

March 1986. F.B.I. Headquarters, Washington, D.C. _ C.I.A. and D.E.A. intel from BÚFALO RANCH, en El Bolsón de Mapimí, relay that “[Y]es, indeed the future Secretary of Mexico’s FEDERAL ELECTRIC COMMISSION (syndicate) and, current Secretary of The Interior, MANUEL BARTELETT DÍAZ was involved AND collaborated with MIGUEL ÁNGEL FÉLIX GALLARDO, known as “the boss of bosses” responsible for the kidnapping, torture, and subsequent murder of a U.S. undercover Agent working the Comarca Lagunera and El Triangulo Dorado de La Calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas.

Meanwhile at Representative’s Alexandria Occasionally Cortisone district in The Boroughs it’s New York’s Finest “Taxi Service” is featuring “The Usual Suspects” on their Headrest TV’s… and if you know who played the Role in KILLING a U.S. federal cop in GUADALAJARA, Mexico, then Ewe know that FENSTER the copy editor just won the FRANKIE “FOUR FINGERS” pot in the New York City “Pay to Play” sting operation at CITY HALL.

Greedflation and Dreams of Californication

After the break, Time Travelin’ Riverside Bluesman, Judy Yi, breaks the band and embarks on her own North East Christian Crusade (in Santa Teresa, New Mexico) where the former House doctor uncovers Jimmy Page’s older long-lost bastard twin, Manuel Bartlett, from PiPoPeLandia de Las Campanas.

Meanwhile at “The Hamptons in Nantucket”, Donnie Deutsch is about to join an orgy hosted by midgets high on junk bonds.

Always look on the bright side of an Island 🇳🇿 not printed on any map. Thanks, 🇦🇺 Australia!

 

… Stop the Hollywood Pressées-ese, Jason Statham is taking on the role of Kamala Harris, Eye repeat, Jason Statham is taking on the role of “Dirty Harris”.

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And… Kiki Camarena, goes here, on The Fifth album in The Houses of The Holy.

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Lastly, briefly and, for the ages

And in Paris, France, all quiet in Central Park… nothing to write home about. Bear with it, and Elise Jordania… for Kennedy’s Sake 🍶 you’re supposed to eat the worm 🐛 not skin the cub 🐻.

The Birth of Venus, a new take where The Clam has risen to the top. The concept is not new to U.S., ask Catherine Deneuve.

On the next segment, Synchronized Swimming narrated by The Marquis de Sade who is literally coming to Ewe live from la Place de Victoires.

It’s all Greek to Mí. 

Police Synchronicity III — La Casita… 3 Mercedes, 4 Mustangs y un Jaguar. 🏋🏻‍♀️🥊🥋🤺 “y que te bendiga Dios.”

Previously on “Lo Negro” del Partenón de Alfredo Durazo Moreno.

Keeping with the family tradition, only a Kennedy can get away with death. On both ends of the killing.

Meanwhile in VERSAILLES at LA Riviera MAYA, Lisa Kudrow and The History Cult Jam Club can’t believe that Mika Brzezinski is reading about The Time in the Actual Time!!!

Over at Le Crystal Bar Brasserie at the Argentine Metro stop next to the Arc on the Lido, Willie Geist just passed the “Casting Couch” event. Pablo Torre just found out and his Guayabera just got stained and Willie Geist don’t care 💅🏽.

Willie Geist is now having a Fag³ 🚬 overlooking the Qatar Embassy on Wagram and Hoche.

Ah, yes… the Romans.

³~. What Rosbifs call their after coitus nicotine fix.

And, Reverend Al… I fucking knew that Katty Kay giggled at The Solo

First the Afghan version of Manuel Bartlett’s, MIGUEL NAZAR HARO in Mexico, and then FAT Leonard and the lost Admiral Stradivarius officers scam, what a way to dupe a federal judge.

Are federal judges even relevant in them United States in América?

I don’t know who said it, mister Kasparov ♟️, but that fucking Russian “ex-pat” said it best:

Enter here all miserable … yada, yada, yada.

America, what a Cunt… ry music went on Strike on French public radio.

and there is nothing that Susana Puveda and los amigos de AMLO at Mediapart can do about it.

Ibid.

you see 🙈 this is what happens when Uncle Sam let’s the Central Intelligence Agency set up puppet intelligence agencies in SHIT-HOLE countries, so pay attention Kenya, your African ass is stuck between Russia and US.

Any how Reverend Al, La Tina sucia and the lost indians are not available right now, but I Sure do hope that the voice actor of Ace Rothstein doesn’t call The Teamsters at the Tangiers, it’s a Dead Soldiers Weekend in Las Vegas and…

[This is another cutline:

Ace Rothstein:

And starring as the crazy Casino bitch, the cunt who wanted to be Esther as a child. Ask ZZ Top, they wrote the song, Esther is the machine gun shooter.

The town will never be the same. After the Trump Plaza, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior’s college money on the poker slots. Today, it’s all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and yada, yada, yada, Sheldon Adelson.

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Happy birthday mister Terror 👑 “Do you remember the 21st night of September?”

Fuck Chucky III… the meaning of a performance depended almost entirely on its BACKDROP 🎤 , period†.

🌗… Mr. Moonlight.

Synopsis: It’s a terrible flic… and in 1961 a different kind of horror was brewing from the L’Olympia, but for now let’s get back to September of 1637 in Loudon Town in France where the motherfucking abbé d’Aubignac is about to ask the demons Levia°Than and Lo°rou if there are more Pelagians in Hell, or Donatists†.

†~. Ibid., but fuck it let Mí drop a ref. for the un-initiated:
Theiss, W., p. 80_82 in The Journal of The History of Ideas, Vol. 84 – n° 1, January 2023.

½  Autumnal equinox observances in the Northern Hemisphere, vernERal equinox observances in the Southern Hemisphere ½

³~. GYPSY WimeN …
🎶 La da Dee la Dee da (5X) 🎹📺📻
… Previously on the body of the lay widdow Marie Beaulieu, d’Aubignac tried to converse with the demons (no less than SEVEN) inside of that po’WidoW, “♦ Oh, The Humanity ♦” and that ³Sorcellerie et politique sous ♦ Richelieu ♦³. Page 80, ibid.

 

« Hence, on that occasion the Pontiff referred to two of them: the Pelagian temptation and the temptation of Gnosticism. Thus it is that Francis told them, with regard to the first one, that the Pelagian temptation “pushes the Church not to be humble, disinterested and blessed. And it does so under the guise of a good“. Because Pelagianism “leads us to put our trust in structures, in organizations, in perfect planning, being abstract“. »

Translated with http://www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

— 1947 Stephen King, American author and screenwriter

The Answer : BAD RELIGION
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Page 81… He later studied her body with more of the same scrutiny:

Rolling Stone Magazine présents: never mind the Negro, JANN WENNER,, and DUST MY BROOM before Donatus comes in from Libya.

† When, in her exorcism on MONDAY 15 SEPTEMBER, sister Claire performed her contortions slowly and with languid mouvements, she found herself with her legs extended in a straight line, touching the EARTH with her two thighs. This is certainly difficult and painful, but not impossible. Many people even do this easily, once they PRACTICE… as an ITALIAN dancer did a hundred times in the THEATERS of PARIS, where one could observe that he had his son there, aged ten or twelve, to get him used to it.

— 1961 : Johnny Hallyday, qui vient d’avoir 18 ans, fait salle comble lors de son deuxième concert à l’Olympia

The concert hall would remain hunted by terrible rock and roll until the arrival of Trini López and some up-and-coming rosbifs who had just dropped the Silver part of Hamburg back at Capitol Records. Those chaps would of course inspire A Champagne Supernova in Lucy’s Sky or something like that! —And That’s The Way It Is, eh.

And in 1978, 🕖 Flavor Flav 🕗 sampled the 21st of September on an EARTH, WIND and FIRE beat. It soon became the official track of the infamous Virgil’s Dantenesque Purgatory tours.

— https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publio_Virgilio_Marone

! People who know, know that the abovementioned tours are guided by former employees of the Paris Tourism Board, and if you know who Stéphen Bern is, then you know that said frog has a special tour bus waiting for him just outside of the gate.

Los Hilos de Caro y la empresa de Alicia en el Paris 2

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Hippo Crits, behold:

Thanks, Obama.

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Across the Atlantic

 

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April tú, Marathon They in Paris (not that one Serdán) in Réel Docs

Dearie Blossoms, Batman! I know what youse probably thinking, y’all think that I am making all of this these junctions up, but I am not.

 

For starters, it is a crime in France to make a false alarm on the Paris metro intercom system, almost as bad as pulling the emergency break handle for personal reasons or even for reasonable persons. The punishment is death by Guillotine™, in other words, licenciado Prieto, i would not dare stage a distress call over the net; private or otherwise. If anything, the record log of Metro stop Châtelet on the L1 at 09:15 in Central Europe Time will show that the fire department didn’t take more than 20 minutes to arrive, but then one must factor the fact, that above the collapsed fellow a marathon was passing by. The good Samaritan that made the distress call had a lot to do with the care of a homeless man… across the pond, in Guadalajara, Mexico, allá no ha pasado nada. It’s Guadalajara, —what’d you expect, a happy ending? Please refer to the Affaire de Cassez con Israel.

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I am telling you Susana Puveda, it’s like I was telling Mr. Prieto yesterday outside of Cinéma Hall 1 at the Georges Pompidou Center, ISSY Susana the same Carlos Prieto who just curated a few weeks ago in Mexicali, Bani Khoshnoudi’s, “El Chinero : A Phantom Hill”, anyhow, who would have thought that Mr. Prieto was into la Sonora electrónica, talk about striking the right scale on that range, considering that as predicted last week in the month of March, “Eye don’t think that Mr. Prieto selected the Daft Punk’s introduction for the promo clip” of Ms. Khoshnoudi’s take of the Xicali Chinese Tourism Board in the San Felipe Valley³, just below it’s its Imperial counterpart in Calexico.

Now with Corona de Cardenche.

³~. La Gaceta, UABC.

For the record, Katie Phangs… Imagine my amusement when lo and behold, which is Aramaic for ‘et voilà’, Mr. Prieto pops out of my left field as I prepared yesterday afternoon’s ‘por menores’ before entering the movie theater to witness what all the fuzz about Chinese people in Aztlán was.

To put it in perspective, for all of the Reverend Al Sharpton’s fans at the peacock coop, Katie Phangs, it’s as your heroine, Min Jin Lee (in just a few frames below) says:

Is it possible? Sony it ain’t so?

when was the last time that we had a Chinero on primetime special honoring and discussing the interests of Asian American women in América?

 

Previoulsy on Red Privada : ¿Quién Chingados Mató a Manuel Buendía? , Juanito Guanavacoa was picked-up to play the role of Mexican president nephew (Jean Raphaël Moro Ávila) and following una calentada was hired by the Gendarmerie de la préfecture de Paris in order to train the new MOTORcycle force in France. Notable among Juanito Guanavacoa learned SKILLS while working for the Mexican Federales is the doctrine of how to BEAT the LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of syndicalistas de EYE-Mí-MINE.

 

Réel Docs is a collection of Venn Diagrams™, tetrical triangulations, transactional tangents, rapid radiuses and of course the square roots of a bunch of Tetris™ cubes at the world famous “Late Pablo Fanque’s Circus Royal” at Cinéma One of Georgie’s Beaubourg.

 

Reseña de, Yesterday:

Siempre en Domingo, 2 avril 2023

Un juge californien ordonne la réouverture de l’affaire du meurtre de ‘Kiki’ Camarena

“la historia de Buendía tiene tantos elementos tan peculiares que, si la escribes en ficción, no te la crees”.

Manuel Alcalá

Private Network: Who Killed Manuel Buendía? 

 

Exit through the underground Toledo at Cinéma One Beaubourg.

Ahora bien, SoFy Velasco, dile al niño ese del abaco que deje ya de joder con las bolitas. Mira SoFy, aquí adentro de mi Sac-a-Dos saco yo lo que en un árbol d’esos comunes y corrientes como tú ya sabes quién… fue una ramita que jugaba con soldaditos de jugete, más tarde, ese misma ramita inspiró a un tal Bizet a bautizar a esa ramita con el nombre de CARMEN.

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Enfin, Licenciado Carlos Prieto Acevedo, no es que yo, Armando Serrano-Prieto, me ponga en la misma esfera del señor Alcalá, ni mucho menos, el señor Alcalá es periodista de abolengo, whereas me (or EYE if you are Katie Phang) let’s just say that journalism landed on I, in the same way that COLBERT’s  « code noir » landed on that Plymouth Rock, y por eso… Yo’s-toy más PRIETO que toi, but that’s only because Eye is char-broiled like a Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua “Santo” fan.

 

—Más Prieto que Pablo Fanque, Ms. Khoshnoudi, nomás su colega CARLOS P. de Cebada… or was it Acevedo? Ya se me olvidó… anyhow³:
““Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!” provided a tantalising glimpse of the kind of sonic experimentation that could be done in a recording studio, if only we could get there.”

 

³~. Más Prieto que Pablo Fanque, más noble que El Puto de D’Artagnan (VF):  https ://www .sheffieldtribune .co .uk /p /the-life-of-pablo-fanque

In theaters now: The Basterd’ of Nazareth… “that nigga owes me Five Bucks! ».

Cuentos Chinos… 1 de abril.

Clearly Foul Territory in Tu Son Arizona, and over at MONTREUIL-sur-KOKORO films, 🌋 it’s the “extended prescences-ese” de, « Cenizas y Nubes » flamencas 🇧🇪 de Lisboa 🇵🇹.

Entonces, hablabamos de MexiKikiMikas a Hong Kong, o algo así:

… does anybody remember Duncan BRIDGEman?

I mean the spirit of that Leprechaun must have been at Hall 1, where The Secret Garden invaded Mazatlán, or maybe it was a place in the Islands of The Mediterranean Sea, Las tunas (figs de barbarie) tienen su propía personalidad pero today todas las vulvas son iguales.

If you are just joining us, no hay mejor tributo para rendir humor a un daño colateral, and FO’that, Ladies in Gemini, Philly Hartman 🌴

Look it up!

La cosa es de que las tres repeticiones de los tres primeros capítulos de ocho, de Secret Garden, textualizaron de alguna manera esas varas con hojas que se dan en los desagües y drenajes pero que mismo mueren, según la cineasta, si las trasplantan a una maceta.

Igualito que un cardenche, pictured above in El Chinero, but not that anybody in their French mind… right mind would bring a cardenche indoors.

Anyhow, Öüï can now confirm that the ‘Daft Tacos’ musical score for the UABC⁹ Communication Department’s promotional of “El Chinero : a phantom hill”, had nothing to do with the producers of Bani Khoshnoudi’s approach to Mexico’s state of affairs:

¡Aquí no ha pasado nada, mi General!
Starring, Natalia Almada y Barbara Carol d’Obeso, featuring, La Maldita Vecindad y los hijos de Molière.

Intermedio con Carla, hoy no hubo Sarko!

Las piedras rodando terminan:

… and in this corner, fighting out of the Camden N.J. corner liquor shop, is Stephanie Rhule. Across the Atlantic, the singing wife of a French mandatario and mortal enemy of “La Beba Gaytan³” is challenging “la pundita” for the intercontinental belt. Tropicana Oil Wraslin’ Rules and the Uruguayan MudSlinging Commission sanctifies, blessés, and approves of this bout.

³~. Víctor Trujillo (Fundación Televisa)

By: How does it feel (Question mark and 99 tears)

Pago en Especie.

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Intermedio entre colonias — Sapo Verde to Ewe (After Midnight)

A Diana… Got your Jara…

California

… and in Washington, it’s “qué Linda está la Mañana, en qué Martín Luther King (ahora en México)” is the second rey in the Naipes from Yesterday’s hand, which as THEE, honorary Mexican citizen that you are, Reverend Sharpton, you should know that is Spanish for —Lutero, as in LUTERÍA; del que maneja la madera para hacer liras, no de Lutero y sus profecías, ni de el Lutero, of every black neighborhood on the Boulevard of crystal and crack.

Estás son—los sapo verdes— que canta-Haba, El Rey David (that’s the 3rd King in Spanish), a todos los hijos de Sánchez…

Jump to Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, where it’s Porfirio’s birthday Eve:

“Con Ángeles y Flores…

To the Moon, Alicia! To the Moon! 🌖