Last BOAt to Cairo, but you can always take a plane 🍸 i mean, Rudy… it’s been a 1/4 of a century, let by-gones be by gones… so, do you feel lucky, PUNK?
Give me B-52’s or give Mí, Banshee.
Tag Archives: *Dangling Participle — Donald John Trump
Kast and Trump are in a bar…
_ hilarity ensues when Hugo who knows walks in and SEAL there hates Water… rabid dogs that’s what and/or who inspired the so-called Patriot Act.
“You don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down”
Set in Texas in 1976*, the film centers on the various groups of high school & junior high students on their last day of school.
AhFLQ and Boomer
1987 : Only two things come from Texas!
You Are Not Serious Rosbifs : FAFO
In Paris, Texas, James TALARICO won’t steal Le Pen, i shit youse not.
FAFO… Farage Around and Find Out.
Santa María madre de dios, ruega por PÉTAIN ahora y en la hora de su traición hoy en tu día de l’Asunción… long liturgy short, Mother Mary was ascenDead in both body and Soul onto heaven without having to stop in purgatory ; in the same day, Marshal Pétain was sentenced by a post-war high court to hang from a rope, but “oh, praire shit” due to his advanced age of 89 the death sentence was downgraded to life in prison. In the words of wikipedia via General de Gaulle, Pétain was “successively banal, then glorious, then deplorable, but never mediocre”.
Cartier weeps for ANDY, and the devil ragged off his Prada®️
In Washington, it has now been confirmed that aside from being a JEFFEREY EPSTEIN co-la-bor-ator, a traitor to the United States of America, a cheat, and the most corrupt political figure (next to Ken Paxton, of course) Donald John Trump is also a sniviling coward who used his press secretary as a decoy after that worthless piece-of-shit learned that he had yet another target on his head, on this occassion as he flyed the friendly AEGEAN’s sky.
Thanx, Obuma! With Jackie Alimony
Where were we? Ah yes! Los Californios y Los Pachucos, yes. But first Jacqueline Alimony, it’s Pot for Punks and other assorted pipe dreams. Join to THEY and get a free L.A. TACO when Ewe connects.
Fake Truth Trump gives his kingdome for a whore.
… also, memo to Torres : deer Sir, as quite possibly the first Made-in-France refugee from Sn. Brdo via El Chuco and, El Bolsón de Mapimí, i must say that Öüï is impressed by the catchy names of your staff, “Izzy” and “Lexis”. Eye is notwithstanding, most impressed with Dr. Sarah Stein Lubrano on account that if i learned anything during the first half of a six-year visa to France (2011~2014) it was that political protests really amount to jack-diddly-squat, especially when it comes to Mexicans, not necessarily “Chicanos” or any other “hispanic” monolith on the pundit-sphere (punto y coma) that is “thing one” to quote the “ALL IN” dude on the MSnow beat.
https ://lataco .com /do-protests-actually-work
« Thing tú », to quote Mí, is the fact that Dr. Stein Lubrano hails from Oxford, where she probably learnt only theology and the classics, the two most useless studies known to LA ACADEMIA, so Öüï’s been told… if only Dr. Stein Lubrano had gone to Cambridge, where local rosbifs relay that that is where the Brits learned about maths, but only after King Henry II (1167) prohibited English students from sowing their wild oats at the University of Paris, any hoot, don’t get me started with Edinburgh because it gets “Elementary” after that my dear Watson.
All The News That Fit… only on The N.Y.C. Enchilada
https ://www .independent .co .uk /world /americas /us-politics /fauci-diary-obama-trump-idiot -and- don-jr-a-f******-moron
Did you catch the path on that diary there? If not, here’s how it should be interpreted, when it comes to US-POLITICS, the relative PATH that browsers on the interwebs from around the WORLD must first take following the FORWARD SLASH after the top-level DOMAIN or geographical identifier (UK) is WORLD, followed by “americas” and then, comes the US-politics, which is what this particular post is about.
https ://www .the-independent .com /news /world /americas /federal-agents-racial-profiling-latino-stops
In Washington, every-mother fucker-must get stoned, meet Mí at the Reflecting Pool and bring your best Judge Pirro look. Never and Eye means never, has there been a need more than now to take a piss on that fucking streched pond.
Up next, Die Toten Hosen, les chemisiers laids et les chemises brodées
Europa Thrift Store 🇪🇺
No Controles Mis Vestidos — FLANS vía Nacho’s armario.
This is a song about your fucking rags
Meanwhile in the District of Columbia, “We The People” of the United States of 🌎 América must be getting dafter and dafter by the DAY ; currently at nº 71 (at the Straight of Hormuz) and counting, on account that our president, a compulsive lying-cheating-fraudster with close ties to what is now referred to as « the Epstein Class » wants to divert all reflectors from a recently release suicide note, penned by his rape-wingman Jeffrey ‘fucking’ Epstein with the tale of great extraterrestrials. A distraction really, but let’s see what Jackie Alemany is going to wear to-they on her little “She in?” show.
The Day The Fascists Lost. Donald Trump is the new Reich.
Victory in Europe Day…
Don’t look here 🛸 or Kash Patel will abduct you.
Issy-Japan-Rags followed Behind The Sun.
🚂 Railroad tales, again… blame it on The Wall
“So it goes.”
Espontáneo de l’Otan en el ruedo de La Moncloa.
Felicidades a Alicia Leos y la Asociación de la ley francesa de 1901, Gilberto Bosques (París) por ser también, ALCAHUETA³ fundadora del partido de Georgina Moreno en Media 📰 Part.
³~. ALCAHUETE : m. and f. Colloq. Person or thing that serves to conceal what one wants to hide.
En todas partes se tuercen trenes, pero más en España, —al parecer.
Irónicamente, México es el invitado de honor en a un Fandango en Madrid.
All the news that twist.
Founding member of the ruling political party in Mexico, Francisco “goose 🪿 step ⚒️” Garduño is rewarded with a very juicy post at the MINISTRY of Education in Mexicolandia virtually 34 months after his “institutional” MILITARIZED 🔥 INCOMPETENCE scorched 40 detained migrants to the bone in one of AMLO’s trophy prisons (so-called migrant centers), designed to “impress” and quelch Donald Trump’s thirst to toughen-up “the border” in the proximity of that West Texas town of El Paso.
Disculpas para PRIncipiANTES.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Ciudad_Juárez_migrant_center_fire
And in the end, Claudia “presidenta” Sheinbaum, your political party turned out to be way worst than Enrique Peña Nieto’s P.R.I., notwithstanding all of the ancient militants of el Partido Revolucionario Institucional who now wear the Morena’s carmesí³ on every motherfucking tie 👔 that they clip-on for them legendary “mañaneras”.
https ://www .facebook .com /story.php?story= PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR THE 67 VICTIMS OF THE CIUDAD JUÁREZ FIRE : A SINCERE APOLOGY OR A LEGAL REQUIREMENT?
³~. Crimson
Lest you forget, the U.S. President of America is of course³
³~. Survey says, “a fucking scumbag” and a pedophile .
In local news, the day will turn into night.
La Odisea de Las Verduleras de Sheinbaum en San Lázaro distrito de morena
Up next : SALVADOR with James WOULDS… in this episode, SAUDI ARABIA and Jared Kushner can go fuck a duck, and by “duck” James Woulds is not talking about DAFFY DUCK, but that other fucking duck named Donald.
🌻 Everybody Wants To Rule The World — 🎶 I want you to be 📚 with me tonight.
Warner Bros. asks its investors to reject Paramount Skydance’s takeover bid
https ://www .proceso .com .mx /cultura /2025/12/17 /warner-bros-pide-sus-inversionistas-que-rechacen-la-oferta-de-adquisicion-de-paramount-skydance–
Chayote Chino “Grown-in-France” en especial, 2.99 €/Kilo… lo bueno de esas verduleras de la Cuarta Transformación de López Obrador es de que ellas si estudiaron en La Sorbonne con las becas de P.R.I. y los “bonos” d’esas remesas del tío migrante en la vecina Unión de Ronald Reagan in 1984*.
MOvimiento de REgeneración Nacional
Periodismo quebequés.
https ://www .proceso .com .mx /economia /2025/12/16 /amlo-apoyo-con-billones-de-pesos-pemex-sigue-como-la-mas-endeudada-imef
L’IMPORTANCE DE VULGARISER
et
RAPPORTER L’INFORMATION
Oh, l’Humanité, look what they’ve done to Bagnolet… je me souviens.
AMLO supported Pemex with 3 trillion pesos… and it remains the most indebted: Institute of Finance Executives (IMEF)
War is Memory : Chiquita Banana y UNITED FRUIT COMPANY in El Salvador de JAMES 📸WOODS invita.
But seriously, Odysseus, fuck you and that Swineheard-er from The Bronx: Destiny is Knot Written, knot by-a-long shot. Now “nanu-nanu” your way to Back To The Future at BFM’er TV, but you better leave “Mindy”, who goes by Alix at Issy-les-Moulineaux, —alone.
Fake Horses’ special delivery to Paris, from The Greeks.
Additionally, nevermind The Boston Red Sox, that outfit is filled with Monkees. In any case, there are approx. 146 days until the start of the Los Angeles Dodgers ⚾ start to defend the 2025 Championship.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World… so glad Öüï almost made it.
📢 Dear leader of Cheers, roller of Jeers: you are a low energy president of the U.S.A.
Indeed, President Trump, indeed you sack of shit. You don’t shine like that gold crapper that your waste flushes through, Donnie “t³”. Not like your stupid fat Elvis impersonator does, now that MotherFucker, that act is tight, —especially with the way that you knuckle-up those little hands of yours to the crowd.
Entonces, Alicia Menendez, where were we, Güera? Ah, yes!!! NEW JERSEY vía Little Havana, now with TABASCO in the sauce.
LOLITA 📐BALDOR³³ reports.
… from The People’s Encyclopedia:
After the death of Camilo Cienfuegos approximately one month later in an airplane which disappeared over the sea, Baldor and his family left Cuba and were exiled in Mexico for a short time, and then they migrated to New Orleans, Louisiana. Afterward, they moved on to New York (Brooklyn) and New Jersey, where Baldor continued teaching at Saint Peter’s College in Jersey City. He also taught daily classes in mathematics at the now defunct Stevens Academy, in Hoboken, New Jersey.
Let the Record show, that during Donald Trump’s second term in office, a POPE DIED.
[O.M.G.B.L.A.T.S.O.T.C.]
FURTHERmore in Rome, Donald Trump flushed the future of The West down Vladimir’s outhouse in Siberia.
t³~. Toledo… which of course stands for your Standard (®️™️©️) Water-flush cuvette in Ciudad Juárez, MÉJIko. Toledo is not a reference to Spain, this is to say that Toledo, in the context of a second-term presidency for the grifters at the White House is what non-CHICANO Mexicans, like Carlos Santana at Woodstock in 1968 call a « pochismo » a ROYAL FLUSH… considering that, yes, mister President, you have all of the cards but you only know how to cheat. You are not clever, you are a bully and United States Citizens, in the AMERICAN HEMISPHERE part of the globe are fucking stupid.