Fuck’em… fuck EM# ALL, Eye can draw the face of God, sin celery, Field Marshal Carlin.

Fuck you Matt Damon! Context follows on The Jimmy Kimmel Show, because That COLBERT guy is a fucking asshole.

Of course, in order to know what Eye is referring to you have to be current with your Dogma—Fuck-oh.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120655/mediaviewer/rm2525574656/

Of course, you also have to be  current with all the Prophets, not just The Rock, Rufus.

And Alice… this is a kind reminder that the fip . fr portrait contest is open to all nationalities but You Have Got to Be French to WIN, could-have-been-CONTENDERS need not apply, —Stella.

And Yasmin V… before you accuse me of jumping on the Basketball bandwagon, do recall that just like The Chinese stole Tocqueville from the Frogs, and the Russians the Champagne… i did tell Lester Holt that the French had a B-Ball academy at Olympiades M-14, turns out that the French had sent a spy to the San Antonio Spurs… all those years ago. 

https ://www .lequipe .fr /Basket /Actualites /La-france-domine-les-etats-unis-pour-son-premier-match-des-jo /1273011

After The Nation with the politics of the Reverend Al Sharpton, Alicia will dive into a holding pattern in Texas where schools districts everywhere will begin to teach the origins story of Walker Texas Ranger.

Literally, can’t make this shit up.

For the occasion, independent school districts across the Lone Star state will hold a vote concerning the new revisionist book covers for the newly revised curricula on the Southern’s version of European Code Noir.