Say no to Pub… ic hair. Ferris Bueller WAZ HERE… Shake It Up Baby, Now!
Hear Ye, here Gee! JC Decaux is Dead! And here is where Donnie Deutsch can go fuck himself!!!
And if you wonder what street media has to do with Mexican news, then don’t despair because la Pub is a local thing, so just change the flag and hang yer’ own.
Por ejemplo, and Eye swears that Öüï is knot, we re-cast 🪄… is not fucking around when it comes to add agencies and the shit that they peddle.
Why, Mme. la Representative Maud Gatel… (please don’t take this personally, you came to Mí, and Knot the other güey around) just ask Publicis 🦁… any how, Maud, it will all go back to Mr. Sarkozy.
Here Comes The Sun 🌞.
Évry thing is being re-named in Corporate France.
After the break, it’s Larry David and his Anti-Dentite Serenaders 🎨
Presentation… and I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, it’s a bit barROCKcoCO and ironic but it’s nontheless TROU:
The Washington COMMIES… they used to be Redskins. Meh!It’s all GREEK Tú Mí.
In Rockridge Knews, The Kansas City Dispatch is proud to announce that,
SOD drummer courtesy of Island Records -Megaforce Worldwide… this is no EODM crap!
In Paris, Louie Pasteur is tunning in to a new format that is obliterating ANTHRAX, over at la llamada ‘Catedral del Jazz’.
It’s a groovy sound perfomed byArtificial Artistsor something like that.
C’mon, KYLE… play Misty for Mí {or} No Soup For Ewe!!! And you can forget about the Spaghetti fo’ RINGO.
Jesús and Gabriel (TSF JAZZ) are knot funny.
Jesús and Gabriel… those motherfuckers are BLASPHEMOUS if anything.
Hey, Jesús, fo’Christ’s sakes… no fraternizing with Los Ángeles … surtout with “that” GRABIEL!!!
“el nombre que más odio en un troyano”
Over at Al Gore TV, an inconvenient truth needs more COWBELL!!!
Dear, de Niza… no pun intended if that, in fact is your real name, Eye likes the way that you brought in JimBo into the MIX!, but the Way that you roll them ERRES is better than any Soft (hit) Parade. which reminds me, do you know how many Theys ’till King Momo comes marchin’ in?
… and then, Eddie Gloude Jr., Eye was trying to get the information for them tickets to the WaGram Hall concert and then, WHAM! The wailin’ sounds of WaRgame that put the “Sch” in spiel. It made my skin turn into Scales. And Eye Am The Lizard King.
What in the Wild Wild World of Schnitzel Grüben and Schutzstaffels is that Bahhhhhroque sound coming out of your Air Alert Sirens on a Wednesday afternoon? alArma!!
Ask Annie Karni, it’s a HIT in them Pennsylvanian Dutch in Deutsch Carnivals.
What are the odds that her name is EVANGELISTA?
People who know [dad jokes] know that Mick Jagger can suck a golf ball through a Torricelli trumpet, but did you know that Gabriel’s Horn can sound for miles, and miles, and miles…
It’s High-Noon in CET and it has been a few Falling Moons since the RATP—that Sgt. Pepper (Serrano, pues) Called The Band To The Oboe. The Oboe by the way is the new Brasserie bar opened by the Zappa Foundation in Prague.
Tonight is Wet “youra good dude” tee-shirt contest, Punxsutawney shortribs and Tiger Blood are all-Ewe-can eat.
The Oboe, where Catholic Girls are always glad you came, la hache es muda and always, —ALWAYSZ— in your imagination.
Ewe scared The Byrd’s!!!
And in WaWa Land, Katty Kay is sportin’ some KornRrrrolls to welcome Chuy into la Casa del Segnor.
Ladies in Gemini, Punkxsutawney Phil’s SHADOW has been rigged!!! And Willie Geist is the main rigger in this rather sketchy bit, starring the letter `V’–Vee is for Venezuela… “didn’t SEE his SHADOW,” my ass!
Eye got U beiV .:. 01022B0F-AA93-4CDE-BF68-3C1DE0AA82AC
Over at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami (armpit of The School of The Americas) no pasa nada. Elsewhere in America, it’s Thyme for the Puppy Bowl, and —OH, the HUMANITY!!!— this year’s edition just added CHATIRA as a double-feature Half–Thyme Show to fill–in the Shadow of PUSSYFER LÓPEZ tail.
La Sombra de G.W. Bush… and fuck Hillary Clinton (Aussi).
Stay tuned–out for details on that most non–consequential KITTY HALF THYME SHOW.
Deer HOBBeS, meet André, he’s French so, subtitles are kneaded for this here CAT.
André the cat .:. 9994C25F-685C-4FA7-99E8-AD04353CC964 — Henri is his existential shadow.
Digresión:
Hoy No Hubo Jazz
Three Blind Mice stole it
