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The Punchline, delivered by La Campeona, Carla Bruni

No pun intended:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-une-musique-de-lutte

but a fun way to remember what a RECIPROCAL is—is  by FLIPPING 🖕 IT 👇 OVER

La Pasión de Carla… y las tangas de Raphaël Morán en « Mediapart ».

—Did you say…?

—Whore.

¡…..Öüï now returns to the conclusion of Ausente en París y La Campeona por Alfonso Reyes …………….!

Marjolena Kalten-porten Ángola, —I Love You, I miss you, and tómate está TKT 🍻 con Mí-Go.

Smells like teen spirit.

… just the facts Mediapart, and nuttin’ but the motherfucking facts:

Armando Segovia came to France inspired by some dude named Tocqueville and hoping for a bit of reciprocal courtesy from the people who claim that they had invented la “llamada” Liberté, what Armando found [instead] was Emiliano Zapata dressed like a fag and his image manipulated by Pablo Gleason y la Préfecture de Police.

Zapata in Drag — PARIS FASHION WEEK 2025.

Cosecha de un árbol de pólvora {the 🎤 punchline} :

Overcoming the general astonishment, Monsieur Machin, ever analytical, asks:

“But then, dolphin or mermaid, naiad, oceanid or demon… without skirts, would you like to tell us how, when, where you acquired such agility and grace in swimming, such athletic perfection, such extraordinary mastery of… of… of… of…

And the oceanid, candidly, cuts him off:

“C’est que… vous savez? Avant de venir ici je faisais le trottoir á Venise.

From Árbol de pólvora

… and starring as “La Campeona” de Reyes : Claudia Cardinale

In Eucledian lore, the punchline is what Donald John Trump University graduates would define as the “re-ciprocal” of the headline… but don’t Ewe go burying the lede.

La más francesa de las italianas y viceversa…

BRUNI RULES

“TKT”, o como dicen los « ados » en La France : t’inquiète… it’s just another TeCaTe con limón in a Brave New World.

Tiny Dancer 🩰… sources close to Joe Scarborough relay that Texas Senator, Ted Cruz’s wife makes great ApfelStrudel from the original Goebbels kitchen. BRAVO, Senator Cruz! Bravo se llama el río que tú piensas que es grande. Now go erase Charlie Kirk’s graffiti from the Highway 🛣️ Signs and then go hang out with Robert Kennedy Jr. and talk about how your dad killed “little Bobby’s” uncle Jack.

Nicolas Sarkozy est déclaré coupable d’association de malfaiteurs.

The French Altiplano… no fue penal. 

Raphaël Morán es una madrina en Mediapart

https ://catedrareyes .org /2017/09/02 /la-campeona-por-alfonso-reyes/

The Plane! The Plane!!!

In this section, the student will shift to a dimension of sight and sound and all that jazz. It’s part of a larger global picture that makes a stop en el reino de la ficción³.

‘Ciao’ Claudia … punchline follows 🛵 :

The World of text, is of course a world, [it] enters necesariamente en conflicto with the real world, “to re-make it”, whether it is confirmed or denied. But even the most ironic relationship of art with respect to reality would be incomprehensible if art would not dis-arrayed and re-ordered our relation with the real world.
Indented excerpt on p. 22 of Cuadernos Americanos 188 (México, 2024/2). Translation in real time by Andrea Bocelli.

The Plane has no Wings, Paul. So no, The Plane cannot travel at the speed of light.

AND/OR indeed.

³~. Eduardo Galeano : las orillas del silencio (fragmento)* en, Cuadernos Americanos nº 188.
*Por Román Cortázar ; UNAM, México 2024.

Ladies and Gents… Fenster The Copy Editor

Love Your Enemies

Just a reminder, Donald… Charlie is dead, you sir, mister president, did. You killed Charlie Kirk.

Who is eating Gilbert’s grapes? Sources close to Fenster the Copy Writer relay that Öüï can’t be for certains en FIP who ate Gilbert’s grapes but Eye has a pretty-good-idea quién se fumó un Kilo Entero.

Móchate pa’Andar Iguales.

… en fin “Pam Bondi”, if that in fact is your real name, it is a stupid one, {and/or} Lemmy tells Ewe why bitch, because Lemmy is the Ace of Spades and a nigger-lover by trade:

Pam Bondi got her name because her mommie and daddy got horny while preparing breakfast in her auntie’s trailer park home in PIENSACOLA, Florida.

[Notre Nota for the editors]

Por decreto presidencial : todos los árboles en un museo de arbóles.

Issy-les-Editeurs, in this section the copywriters will take the reciprocal of all the sums (Σ) and twist, IT! (that motherfucker) Like Ewe just don’t care ; it’s Equinox They so “Rock Steady, Baby”, rock steady.

Para Lelos gram.

Alfonso, yo soy tu padre.

Tenn y See… Meme fin-es, ese

It’s A Highway Song
Blackfoot; from STRIKES, track 10, 1979.

Ewe Sang It on-and-on

Chicago Style is when the singular proper noun ending in the letter s, ese, gets an apostrophe AND a bonus es’ese.

New Jazz

Las Burlas Verás, “Primera, segunda, y tercera series” ; 1889-1989 {Alfonso Reyes}. Letras Mexicanas. Fondo de Cultura Económica, 1989, Ciudad de México.

En fin, arquitecto Leoncio Orellana (IHEAL/Casa de la América latina) el siguiente trozo va dedicado a Talía Olvera y su federación de mexicanos en la Ciudad Internacional Universitaria “cite” del 14eme, y no por nada sino más que nada porque es en dónde el gran BOMBO de Reyes le hace “al clochard” en París. Eso sí con toda una cátedra como el catálogo de “Un Judío Errante y Las Ciudades³”.

A ‘los barones de Haussmann’ de unas y otras generaciones, unas veces les da por amontonar construcciones y otras por abrir Claros…

p.306 ibid. XXII Marginalia en el mismo tomo.

 

Previously on last year to they… “nosostros no somos iguales”

In local news Los Angeles now has 3 years to the opening of the XXXIV season of the Santa Ana Winds Flame, olympics edition.

Issy-Rachel-Maddow, I can still HEAR the ECHOS of the mainstream media ridicule redditors back in 2014, 2015, 2016 through 2020 and now, you should know the rest of Aaron SWARTZ story. ERIC HOLDER and the F.B.I. killed him, MSNBC helped seal the takeover and transition “conventional wisdom” to Buzzfeed.in.france

 

But first, CONGRATULATIONS 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 20 minutes France who just became THE BUZZFEED of a new generation of, LIVE FROM NEW YORK it’s “I’ve Seen That Movie Too”, it’s about a cat named Titus, Issy-Eye-buried-that-pussy, aussi.

And now you know… if you think that Vincent Vega had a COW when Uma ordered a $5 milkshake, you should see/read what Travolta said when he played the role of The Snowqueen from Texas. Remember The Alamo, gordo.

Money for nothing… and Paris for free.

 

Nosotros No Somos Iguales is an open letter to Elena Poniatowska y Francisco Ignacio Taibo Junior. Misa en cena por Vilma Fuentes en La Jornada.

AGUASCALIENTES… amarillo no me pongo

Pura Pantalla brasilera en Horizonte. KATY Barbosa no cambiará ninguna metralladora de tags.

In this section the student will separate the red IT! (plural) from The SciencesPo minutes (singular), additionally, the screengrab must match the screenshot en tiempo, espacio y, contexto sin importar la forma; cognitive disonences are encouraged pero para la memoria, these must cancel out with events of the previous 36hr period in a New York Minute, por ejemplo Raquelito, as i (Armando 🚲🧭 Segovia) write this paragraph the Pelotón del Tour de France just crossed the Seine Musicale in the vicinity of the Siren that is on playback today. Time Now, 50 minutos antes de las 7 de la noche.

If, and only if, youse a student of the mainstream media in France be warned that the use of Artificial Intelligence is futile with out FOOTPRINT 👣 PROOF of your carbon waste at La Sorbonne or any of her pinchurrientos annex-es en Saint-Germain-des-Pres, in other words Ewe Stupid French motherfucker’s, the use of A.I. is allowed but only if you know who Mika Brzezinski’s dad was and where Alfredo Jalife–Ramhe was at the time when Concentration Camps were the fad in Florida, or Alcatraz.

Canal 26

La casa colorada de Pueblo, Colorado

Por partes, Jacques.

Yo tengo otras órbitas… Sergio Ávalos (presidente de morena-francia).

 

“Ntras. oraciones están contigo, 🙏 PACAZO.”

Searching for MAFFY.

 

“Todo arde si le aplicas
la chispa Ad°Eq°Uada”
Los Heroes sin acento en ORBITA 106.7
Marcianos by any other Maussan.

 

But FO’ist, Primera emisión con Alberto Nájar… Issy, ese señor llegó bailando el Cha-cha-cha. And mister Najar, dudo, —con DUDA de la buena— que aquí en FRANCIA (‘onde io ‘stoy) como en México, no todos cabemos en la “bendita” Radio pública… “¿qué diría papa GOBIERNO?”.

🛸

En estos precisos momentos a las 18h CET la transmision de Órbita 106.7 fm está siendo codificada… en Inglés del bueno se adapta como HUEVOS REVUELTOS (scrambled).

¿O a poco no, Prof. Quintana?

The careless proletariat
by: Jon Meacham a real TROSTKY-ite
unlike Prof. Víctor Quintana Silveyra
en Ciudad Órbita, Chihuahua… Municipio de l’IHEAL, Francia.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/07/27 /opinion /017a1pol

 

In this section, the student will describe orally, the quickest route from Manchester (Europe 🇬🇧) to Durango (OASISamérica–Colorado 🇺🇸) and triangulate a portal onto Robert Zimmerman’s set en Durango (ARIDOamérica – Nueva Vizcaya 🇲🇽).

De Ribete los Asomos acorazonados³,… If youse out of Schlitz get a Foster’s mate™️.

³~. Not to be confused with acorazado, because that might summon Antonio Aguilar and El Señor de Zacatecas is chasing his mulas, vieja… vieja, —el becerro, vieja. El becerro se salió, vieja, el portón vieja… cierra el portón, que aquí no es una Bagagerie afrancesada, —el portón, Xóchitl³.

³~. Xóchitl es flor en las naguas, not las nagues nuages ☁️☁️☁️ de Nantes.

Aussie, you motherfuckers need to show your work. Or, ask Canijo Rabbit to draw you a picture, however, Herbie, you may not sub-sti-tute Watermelon institutes for Pineapple marihuana.

A todos los que quieren y aman a Fernando Schwartz — get that fucker some magick soin-atomizer for that pussy-hurt of his from the other They!

And, Chan-Chan… no cheating on the cuchi-fritas.

… Ai’ Tell Ewe All It’s SABOTAGE!

Now Youse Playin’ Dirty Pool.

… Oh the humanity..

The Dutch attacked FIRST and those navel orange broads successfully knocked the JIBS at the BOOM POINT down causing the UPPER SHEVE, and it’s 🪝 HOOK to colapse… an instant moment that WILL LIVE IN INFAMY, FO’shure.

Asvazadourian’s NapTime at The Acapulco. Let’s just hope that the Lusitanas 🇵🇹 don’t unleash their man-of-war on the pitch… those suckers sure are STINGy.

…

 

La mano de Bernardo en Bernardins… Casi esquina con El Anahuacali

Fue COSA del Otro jueves allí junto a la cosa que está junto al agua…

Es Fiesta, bandas, batucadas, marimba… AMLO en la mañanera de hoy.

Mientras tanto en La Albóndiga de Granaditas, nuestro heroe (sin acento) del Silencio, en la zona de Torreón, descubre por eNesima vez las “quesadillas sin queso”…

ἐπιδείκνυμι verbo, –no sustantivo.

Réalisme métaphysique mis huevos… Get BACH!

“ ¡Hechos, (Juanito Mill Ackerman) no palabras!”

https ://bibliaparalela .com /greek/1925 .htm

“La Esperanza del Pueblo”, Luis Echeverría Álvarez.

“Quién me presta una escalera, para subir al MADERO, I… mostrarle los Nachos, a Francisco en Wikipedia”.

Enclíticos 25:24,
La Biblia del Pueblo

https ://www .britannica .com /biography /Francisco-Madero

Programas para lelos, por eso la MASTURBACIÓN es más sana, y no perjudica al medio ambiente.

Francisco Indalecio
de los Na-Cho-Cheese
Madero Y. Garza García

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Francisco_I._Madero

Chaire de Reyes en el IHEAL, featuring “La Semana que Juanito Guanavacoa ignoró en FPP blues…. Gooooooo, AUSTRALIA!

Previously on, “The Spaniards and their conspiration ‘tories”

SoFy Belascoarán is belly dancing in Guanatos, the DJ (David Shalynillo Guetta) selected the Mambo Nº 9; long lost, now resurfaced in an Iraki looted convoy. El mambo número nueve was formally known at PALACIO NACIONAL (1936) as “El mambo de la shiquilla iraquí”. El mambo Nº 9 is interpreted by ROCO PACHUCOTE y los Leones Negros de Juanito Guanabacoa.

https ://disclose .ngo /en /article /ikea-subcontractors-resort-forced-labour-in-belarus-prisons

Tank and Popek… and that’s no Bull, SoFy Velasco, that’s what a REVOLUCIÓN INSTITUCIONALIZADA looks like, igual, never mind the bear, it’s from Ikea.

20.11 – 2022

For what is worth, i don’t select the props, i only point 👉🏻 and shot … 🧸🚽

Öüï, last left our hero, Joan Manuel Serrat, at the Albóndigas de Granaditas where El Cervantino was ringside, at El Cabaret del Furo, when all of a sudden, a pair of old leonenses from Lyon, France, not from Santa Qtarina, en MonteCeMeX bring news from Them Springs, es un cuento ‘Colorado‘🩸💀.

The Why on The Bull 🐂

Hilarity ensues when “El Primer Torero Porno” replaces the centurion that Juanito Guanavacoa killed in a gentrified vecindad de la Colonia Roma, en Polanco.

For the record, the third episode of Belascoarán, lleva un crisantemo de Serrat in the form of a verbena for la maldita Vecindad, en Siempre en Domingo… Música Guerrera comisionada por el CEO de SonyMusic x-change. It’s what hot air sounds like when Duncan Bridgeman screams, “Viva Mecxico”… hoy se celebra el día de La Revolución.

Siete Leguas en las estrellas, Siete Leguas, el caballo que Villa, —mas estimaba. Pegasus just couldn’t hang… and that’s no Bull 🐂.

 

Música Guerrera y El CIRCO de La Maldita Vecindad y los hijos de Elton Tierra y Libertad.

Arrest made in attack on couple in Dodger Stadium parking lot after Elton John concert

https ://www .dailynews .com /2022/11/20/

³~. Instituto de Estudios Superiores de la América Latina, Cátedra AR, con Víctor M. Quintana (2013).

 

https ://diario .uach .cl /francia-incentiva-a-docentes-a-realizar-ctedras-como-profesores-invitados/

Jump to page, tú, where mister Belmont (CDMX; antes de “Juaritos”) knows, exactly! —what Duncan Bridgeman was talking about: México, México, Ra Ra Ra.

Música Guerrera, un film de Duncan Bridgeman y Bernardo Gómez… echó en México.

Eight Theys a Weak… from European “Jeritage” to The Silk « RHODES »

Deer, Jon Stewart, regarding your ‘Desire’ to have an « Afternoon Joe »… Eye did mentioned that I know a Guy, eh!

I know a guy.

Are Ewe Knot Entertained? Eh!

Siempre es mejor la música en ReM, ask the GO’ill de Niza, D is her favorite tonality, followed by  Sí–Sí_$ï

Eres tú
Reina de mi amor
Como un sueño azul
Que a mi vida llegó…

Alejandra, by the güey opens up with ReM.

The problem with John Mill Ackerman is that the professor is a RUSSIAN PUPPET, on a MUSical RAPsheet, Ackerman’s COMPLÉMENTAIRE is Ambassador Porfirio THIERRY Muñoz Ledo… CHEvanNIER.

Alejandro, on the other hand, is on the Radio GaGa and Lady Ma’Donna agrees.

ANTTENA RADIO 📻 The Mexican President continues to read from THE ZIMMERMAN letter (Track 10), “It’s Alright, Ma I’m Only Bleeding ».

https ://www .discogs .com /fr /master /3823-Bob-Dylan-Bringing-It-All-Back-Home

En la casa de Porfirio Muñoz Ledo {en la Unesco} el EGO es un árbol que da higos. En México, los higos son buenos para hacer circular bien todas las cosas que se encierran en la escatología de La CONEXIÓN de el COLMEX, la UNAM, el TEC de Monterrey, el ITAM—sin olvidar a La Bendita Sorbonne y SciencesPo.