TimeStamp: 17h11 in EST — Dear, ARI VELSHI

POTUS takes a cue from the president of México, except that instead of forcing the Nation to “adore” his ignorant ass at 07h, POTUS prefers to deliver his word salad at 10 past the HOUR!

Today Marks 15 Weeks
'Till The November Election

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Deer, Ari:

Don’t call it “America is being Pinocheted,” good £orde!!! No, no, no — No! América is being Kissingered! In the words of Rachel Maddow:

KeeerrrrSplash!!!
You Are Knot Foolin’ Anyone
Mark Landler, Eye Can See D.A.T.
You Are Trying To Play The Role of A Young Henry Kissinger…
May Eye please play the role of:
a young Bob Evans trying to pass as a bullfighter?

You Magnificent Basterd! Get Mí The Head of Jesús Domínguez! No wait, you got @Taserface16 last night; scratch D.A.T.! Get Mí The Head of Sarah what’s her face on the Deadline Show. Eye had an entire Wednesday morning prepared for TUESDAY’s GONE! But, nooooo! You JEST had to drop the Mother Lode, ISSY, Mr. Velshi: Zeppelin Goes Here.

Pinochet as a Verb:

Instructions for use, the student will conjugate or turn into action with the AID of a Spanish language Gerund, or as öüï say on this space, ARMANDO (para la memoria).

Mr. Velshi, do you, Sir, know what the good thing about this most non–consequential blog is? Well, Mr. Velshi, the good thing about U.S. taking advantage of Mr. Sarkozy’s Talents and Skills Visa program in 2010 (when i, Armando Segovia requested, IT!, alas—and Armando Serrano Prieto being Spawned) is that I, unlike “La CIA. Resentida” de Marco Layera and every Chilenean of my generation (Generation Ex) that comes to France, I actually have a MEMORIA for the Président du Tribunal Administrative* au Pont Marie (just above the Kiss Bridge) Reid About It! Find out About IT!

* That is you know – You’ve got to
Tune–In but it’s alright
That is Eye Think D.A.T. our trip was not made in the style of
“an on–again•off–again”
3-month tourist visit…
and I know that Monsieur Le Préfet de Paris knows what the fuck I am Talking About. And we thank you for not putting u.s. in Solitary Confinement.

Night and Day, baby! — Jour et Nuit, cherie!

It’s Saturday Night Morning with Chris Matthews

Musical guest:

Page 9

Page 9: Un oasis de horror en medio de un desierto de aburrimiento. CHARLES BAUDELIERE .:. FCF0366F-BA35-4D2B-AE5F-A55FDB5760D7 🔊 If it seems out of place, Eye can guarantee you, that it is not, as for me, i can’t remember how long it took to read “Los Detectives” de Bolaño for the first time while inhabiting the dorms of a “school of mines” in El Paso, Texas, what i can tell all of the non-readers of this most non–consequential blog is that the second  time around, it took u.s. from the end of February 2017 to around the time that Emmanuel Macron became the Eight President of France’s Fifth Republic, at the time we [the staff] were for the most part wasting away and loathing in a cheap Levallois hotel room in front of what would become the city‘s Music Conservatoire dorms. Today, for no particular reason,  öüï begin to tackle the “crazy pilgrimage to Santa Teresa” of Bolaño before that chileno departed El Horizonte (Horizon City… look it up,  ‘Amigos y Ciudadanos Morenos de Sicilia en Francia, —con Freddy Cats en Montreuil— 2011/2013*). 🔃 For the record, i, Armando Segovia, wanted to read this “little pamphlet” of 793 pages from the mind of Bolaño back in December 2010 when we [the staff] received the GO AHEAD from THE FRENCH CONSULATE in SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA to travel to Paris and, WATCH–RECORD–Critique–CONFRONT and THEN WRITE about Mexicans in France; however, Catch–22 (at the préfecture de police) and, LA FRONTERA DE CRISTAL (of Mexicans who collaborated with THE 6éme bureau of that dépôt) really–really–REALLY got in the way of u.s. checking out the only chileno (next to Victor Jara*) worth a damn, so 2666, here we are, WELCOME TO SUNLAND PARK (race track and casino On My Mind) in France.

* Salvador Allende excluded from this commentary, directed to LA CIA. Resentida.

Burying The Lead
y
Periodismo Salvaje

Eye likes his town

Eye likes his town .:. 107F5ABA-F2D5-43A3-B334-EA6AC9C60588 … with a little bit of Poison, just like Waits says.

Over the Queens
and
across The Brooklyn Bridge,
it’s time for:

The Weekend of Warren on the Bonds, and since the TimeLine on this most —MotherFucking— non-consequential blog is non–linear we send a signal to the fip Sirens and of course, esas Femmes d’Affaires at High Noon in Central frogmen times: Viva la libertad, just don’t be secretive or COY about it, ISSY, the next time we meet, Ms. Crow, Eye will not tell you that you are the only one, so please don’t expect a prince on a White Horse, ¿vale? because the sexes cut both ways.

It's just a Hand in The Bush — No more tears

It’s just a Hand in The BushNo more tears .:. 165673C3-8640-4FC4-8BFE-F5F79F4A1AFA 🦵🏻Although it is illegal and against the law (two separate charges) to call a woman « Femme » in France, öüï the staff celebrate your conchas and, we [the staff] want nothing more than to see Her particular concha (in the role of a Young Cecily Strong) replace Le Coq de Notre Dame de Paris. Indeed, Franck, öüï do.

Let’s Play Deneuve, again… “el comandante está aqui”, dijo Paolo Conte, ¡sírvanle un Vermouth, chingada madre!

Featuring: Johnny Hallyday and an Agent with No Time to Die… and if youse a Freak like Colin Jost then you’ll understand the pitch. Let’s Play Hardball, —Denuevo!

And now, a Public Service Announcement:
Deer, Lorde Lorne, you have really  have  got to stop beating your musical guest for the Weekend on your show… motherfucker! What Are you, Canadian‽ And why, Lorde Lorne? Why is Michael Che not allowed on the stage dais at the end of the show—you think öüï don’t notice? Eye bets that Michael Che’s absence when the credits start to roll is because the stage at the end of the show was stipulated as a “safe space” for Jost, eh!

Tell Mí Eye is lying?
You can’t.

Get Shorty, Season 3 – Episode 3

Sr. Marco Layera, “What a wonderful World”, eh‽

Humpty dumpty

Humpty Dumpty se cayó de Third Rock from The Sun, y Augusto Pinochet said, “quick, ¿Cuál es el número de teléfono de los Estados Unidos Americanos?”.

México para Chile… y por eso el chile es bueno para La Memoria.

… [P]lease have a SEAT, while “We, Oui, Güi“, as los Franchutes de la Colina say: Ri – 7

Intermedio

Intermedio con Vanna White.

In the meanwhile, help Yo’self to an Antonio Sánchez, Roach on Adderall [Sales y Speed] solo, because in next to a bridge far, far,… far away, across the Left Banksy from doña Vilma Fuentes (pinko–lefty) Bank, Napoléon Bonaparte is versing those wiith Eyes to see, who the real Donald Trump is.

Las Lunetas

Las « lunnettes » de Pinochet se ponen de moda otra vez; CIA La Resentida, los “once” no están muertos; SU PRESIDENTE LOS TIENE REFUNDIDOS EN UNA CAVA de vinos. ¡Felicidades!!! A ver si así recuperan “la memoria” y le hacen honor a la nomenclatura de su Patria.

But FOist, Amigos de “La CIA” La Resentida, lo de arriba, vía el monero José Hernández de La Jornada es un flashback a su presentación en el Théâtre de La Ville de Paris, durante su gira europea del 2015.

Big Boss Man | The Law Enforcement Entertainer

Those binoculars look like Frogs….

is there people out there?
Yeah?—where are they?—I can’t see ’em! I hear you.

Oh. Wait a minute, wait a minute [son]

if you give me a little time I will make two rounds [see]

I’ll be, back-there-and-up-there-and-over-under-and…

yonder-and-up in the ceiling…”

Elvis Presley 
Dragonheart 1974
Full [ mirror ] album.

[ Multimedia and Entertainment FOLLOWS ]:

Heard at a doughnut shop:
“You’ve gotta try these… ‘Original —my ass— Maple Bars'”
…no transcript exists of this conversation.

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Stay tuned… Live from Cleaveland’s [a Real Estate joint in Paris].

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Lawdy Miss Clawdy… I’m all shook up. | Uso justo de una Rana. | Oh-Lord_God: the ‘big-boss man’s” LePence —en France?…

TimeStamp: 1100 hrs. Central Europe Time.


“… Wait_a_Minute-darlingI will be-back-There-in-a-moment!!!“… Only Fools Rush In… right now, this blog has to go back to Aguascalientes TV [en Turquía] via Aljazeera… BECAUSE THE REVOLUTION, well, you know… right —you guys? The revolution will not be televised.

TimeStamp: High-noon FIP time in Central Europe…
FAP time is reserved for the 2016 RNC 

Paris, is alive: A guy named Lester Holt. | Fair use of French Radio Reflections.

Paris, is alive,.” Said a guy with the MSNBC stage name of Lester Holt. | Fair use of French Radio Reflections… [Raquelito: Context Follows].