And on the Seventh Day, God reared his ugly head

“Viva Algeria, 5, 6, 7, 8… » fuck NJR, Eye wants Mí R.S.A.!!! Said Tintin as he exited the French Tacos headquarters in the city of Grenoble, satellite to the “God’s Particle” lab under The Alps.

Anyhow, Carol is such a non-binary name… ain’t it, Jean-Marie? Eye is sure that the Billy Jean would agree.

~. NJR Music is the French mechanism from TFI to counter The MTV 👩‍🚀 Music Awards.

The Face of the French Algerian Tintin.

Go ahead, Prime Minister Bayrou, go ahead Boo-Boo, give that influencer his Solidarity pay! Viva Algeria, viva Algeria in•deed.

Any 🦉 hoot Lisa Rubin, pink is knot your color, deer… but FUSHIA is, and Peter Baker at The New York Times, you can’t have it both ways, fuck you —and Mara Gay!!!

This just in… Canada just dropped-out out of the post-NAFTA accord. Here is Your Popcorn 🍿 Award, mister Trudeau. Enjoy the genetically modified Kernels of sunshine from Donald John Trump, a convicted fellow and executive counterpart of yours.

… and President Emmanuel Macron, Fuck BOUALEM SANSAL, and here is why, but first! ACROSS the Atlantic Évry body must get TOLLED. Every one, mister Macron, not just Mí. Also, you can’t shake hands with a journalist-killing régime like the one in Saudi Arabia and then rip your white executive shirt like you did in RUSSIA during the World Cup when Tintin takes all the Cake and then the motherfucker eats it too!!!

On the same track, fuck Amnesty International also. They protect ex-Mexican cops like Argentina protects Israelites and Nazis in their land.

Intermedio with Admiral Stradivarius

And, Katty Kay… not that Pablo Torre has to, but squint yer’ i’s a little closer, because Mika is going to get a (wet) T-shirt at Canoga Park’s favorite “la brasserie”, Jesus himself just got a warm fuzzy picturing that… now Cry Me A River.

All the squares that fit… and if yer’ name is Dr. Johanne Poisson, picture that yello’fella eating Hamburgers in Paradise on The Rachel Maddow Show.

 

Any how… it takes an Eastern European Village to make France Unfriendly.

I’m just happy that (according to a former Russian president) that little Easter European village is fictional.

In local news:

https ://apnews .com /article /romania-russia-gold-sent-to-moscow-during-world-war-1-european-parliament-says

Romanian Treasure in Moscow: Medvedev says Romanians are not a nation.

Now then, as the first Made-in-France refugee, I know what a refugee looks like, and Juanito Guanabacoa is not one of Em#.

Shame on a nigga who try to run game on Free Money… and, Representative Gatel, box breath and sip some tea, because March is ODB’s international remembrance day and this year’s honorary nigga carrying the torch of, I swear That I am Knot making this up, is France’s Economy Minister, and soft-porn peddler, Bruno Le Maire.

With that in mind, let’s Ketch-up with French smut after lunch, edition Lili et Marcel à Bercy.

But first, it’s another edition of Homer and the culture of the streets… en El País de Spain, page 14 on the Saturday, March 16th “Contra los idiotas”, de Troyes, o algo así by Nuria Barrios.

“Nothing is known about Homer, there are some who think that he never existed and that his name is a mask that hides behind it all who sang the fabulous histories of of the Trojan war.”

Katia ROUX of AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL is shocked, Alicia Leos, shocked³!!!

 Indio

The trick(le) Alicia… is to show your Work.

³~. That there’s gambling going on in the HOUSE.

Yes, Öüï knew this, know that staff knew.

Disclose said that French authorities under the presidencies of President François Hollande and President Emmanuel Macron were “constantly informed” of the developments by staff at “several military departments”, but that their concerns were ignored.

French reporter arrested over leaked secrets
Published

4 hours ago

The count is Three and Oh!

 

And, Ayman Moelhaldi³ it’s another Édition of the Captain Louis Renault Award.

³~. Sorry if I dismembered your last name

And here’s another thing that is conspicuously curious at el bendito Boulevard de Saint-Germain-des-Prés, Alicia Leo’s, not that someone who told Ana Anabitarte that she, meaning you was a journalist in the great state of Chihuahua, México, would care 💅…

That place that used to benefit from the Gutenberg Press(e) mile marker in Paris, France (knot the one Texas) is about to turn its internal bowels into a “networking” store, and Alicia Leos, not that you would care 💅, but that corner del Boulevard de las putas viejas de Gabo used to be called The SciencesPo School of Journalism, and here’s the kicker Mike Barnicle, —you son of a bitch! That used to be The New York Times Ivory Tower for their Paris correspondents. Haw’Bout that, COLUMBIA University, how about that! You coq sucking Sons of Bitches.

“Y ya no seas tan puta*”, aconseja cónsul a mexicana agredida en Qatar

Live Local News

Behold, fuckers!
It’s another edition of Coq Fight’s at Emmaüs…
Sponsored by THEE Melle. PITCH AWARDS in Châtelet.

https ://www .marianne .net /politique /gouvernement /gerald-darmanin-veut-revoquer-le-policier-qui-a-insulte-une-victime-dune-agression-sexuelle

AT THE ICE-RINK

Smoke Alarm at Gallieni

At 17h40 in CET, THE Bel Est métro stop {M3} decided to take a Smoke break.

Meanwhile at the daily Mexican presidential State of the Union address, Mexican president Andrés Manuel López Obrador, a known baseball fanatic, touched on the 100 lashes and 7-year prison sentence which TAINTED the “carrera” of a career-professional in THE INSTITUTION:

El cónsul Luis Ancona is TONE-DEAF… but throws a heck of a PITCH, which is why he is at the MOUND in BOLIVIA.

You probably think that Eye selects the themes of the THEY… and AVI VELSHI, nevermind what the Random Penguin and his little banned book says, worry about the books that will never be …

https ://saladeprensa .sre .gob .mx /index .php /comunicados-de-sala-de-prensa-global /4313 -embamex-fra

https ://wradio .com .mx /programa /2022/02/16 /el_weso /1644987854_599316 .html

I did tell you all that they don’t care. Now, to be fair, I can’t be for certain that, el Serenísimo cónsul mexicano en Qatar, Luis Ancona, le HAYA dicho eso allá, a Paola Schietekat, pero viéndolo desde mi cobertura EXCLUSIVA del Segundo Congreso de Mexicanos en Europa (2014) no me queda la menor duda que los diplomáticos DE CARRERA en México se conporten de otra manera, en sus mentes LA SECRETARIA DE RELACIONES EXTERIORES es independiente “del pueblo”, ellos son DE CARRERA por el nepotismo aristocrático que los mantiene rotando posiciones en LA ONU, LA OCDE, la unesco, y por supesto, en LA PREFECTURA DE PARIS.

Octubre dos mil once — La noche de los muertos³

³.~ Local Enterprise 93100… Rue De La Solidarité.

Ahora cuéntame una de Vaqueros, followed by a show “about nothing”.

And, Baby Blue 💙, if you are in on the joke, “la vecindad in front of Vincennes, on la « bendita » rue de La Solidarité, where the Mexican 🌮🌯 Embassy used to hold their kermes with the rock-a-billy mannequin dit Freddy Cats, is now a Dermatologist clinic and face bodyshop.

Entre Río Cuale (Gringo Gulch) y Playa Los Muertos… Cholos Reloaded and The Year of The Tiger (MX) Ten Years Later.

Diggin’ Deeper: Acid Jazz is for fags.

It used to be temporary taco stand.

Moovin’ on…

Thee Nyers

Entonces…all roads lead to Farm Road 2169

Anyhow, Madame Mayor Anne Hidalgo, Socialist-Fr., the following is a LEADING QUESTION:

Do you, Madame Mayor, support RAPE, or any other sort of micro-agressions, especially when these involve retribution for Politically Charged DIALOGUE?

Because if you don’t, Madame Mayor, then perhaps you should grant me, armando segovia, an audience, before things really-really derail and then BFM TV wonders how “the situation room” at Emmaüs got so out of control.

It should go without having to mention, IT!, but unless you [the non-reader of this blog] are in on the joke, like Willie Geist’s ophthalmologist is, then the fact that don Pablo Bartolomé was a Segovian by birth¹, should precipitate what follows in the next segment of my exclusive coverage of a lienzo that Öüï likes to call:

And in the role of Laura d’América, el tipo este: Antonio Banderas.

Entretien avec un vampire… no! Wait—scratch that…

https ://www .animalpolitico .com /2021/07 /loret-de-mola-comparece-caso-cassez-vallarta/

And you know, Roger, I too sketch the portraits of French presidents, the difference is that you and I do different things, por ejemplo, Mr. Pérez, this portrait is that of President François Holland, with the added CONTEXT of his then Minister of The Economy and current General Manger of the Paris All-Star at Vincennes’ First 150 Anniversary of La Commune. 🗣 93D326FC-8449-459D-BB32-1E161E3FEC29 🎨 From what i gathered from our exchanges over the past 4-years, 2 since i began to notice your portfolio of faces from the homeless, and the down-and-out on the street (two separate castes in the French system) is that you, “paint people from the street, as well as the portraits of the Presidents of La France”, my response is —so What?
—What is the context?
Are you romanticizing the misery on the streets?

Armand, at le Thèâtre de Vampires, already registered that coven (punto y coma) so let’s transliterate the subject to the following:

¹.-)~ Or so he [don Pablo Bartolomé] told me when he first read my name on the list of SDF’s accredited to enter a very exclusive place in the heart of Châtelet where it should go without mentioning, Evry body knows your name.

Hoy no hubo Jazz. And, it should go without mention, that “I feel fine”, period

Key word here is “foreign legions”, not local why-no’s.

The Revolution Will Not Be Brought To Ewe by The American Priest at Saint–Estauche!

✊🏽

https ://arstechnica .com /science /2021/07 /tennessee-has-gone-anti-vaccine-state-vaccine-chief-says-after-being-fired/?amp=1

and You must remember this, i did mention 4 days ago that THAT ship was approaching; i’d draw you a picture of “the 1690’s projects”, Joy-Anne Reid, but i am too damn tired and besides, true-to-form the street wasted no time in letting me know that MADAME HIDALGO is happy to look the other way… let’s see what happens in another 4 days, Pablito.

1971… Öüï don’t needs know stinkin’ badges, like the Détente (C’mon Tennessee 💉🦠🧫, support National Vaccine[s] Day!).

[Amnesty International placeholder nº 3]

Last Week, to They: 🏄🏽‍♂️

🎶 ¡ Qué alegría cuando me dijeron, Vamos a La Casa del Segnor ❗️…

… and in Washington, well how’bout them there Padres, San Diego! You made Mika blush and give a damn about the game. But enough about the road to Escondido because Donald Rumsfeld died and boï❗️has it been an awkward novena for the former Bush communicator (Nicolle Wallace) now that President Biden decided to pull the cord on THOSE WELFARE QUEENS* in Afghanistan, eh!

* Welfare Queens is a pejorative term used to describe the Industrial Military Complex that “Rumi” built in Afghanistan, while following the trail of a Fake Mushroom Cloud that did not exist in Irak.

Eye personally can’t WAIT for those Afghan Wings to make their way back to the FESTIVAL SCENE, since you, FRANCE, wish to play this game:

🙈 🎨 🙉 🎨 🙊

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Graf Hi courtesy of
DIZASTER156

Now, Willie Geist, thesmell of French Graf in reel time is in the Air. Literally. This brings back memories like the time that little ol’Eye captured James Bond on La Rue de Chevrolet, o algo así, muy próxima a la BnF. Here’s the ref., should you think that the Monkees are here to take the Last Train to Clarksville, or Tennessee.

🐒

On a personal note, Marianne, i am beginning to understand why, « la vierge européenne, qui rit toujours » (Détente, nº 2600 of CNEWS) was mutilated, decapitated, her heart torn out from her, and maybe —although there is no proof of it— raped in the process. But hey! At least PAU-Jeuris (infirmière a Marseille sent to CHINA in the role of Marie-Amandine) was beatified by the same pope in Rome who protected rapists. —_*!*_— And, Matt Damon (fuck you too! Gooooo, PSG) you cannot type the irony fast enough to dry the tears flowing from this here two eyes.

Con el permiso de Defendente Génolini:
https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP /20210709

In Paris, Macron (like Biden) no canta tan mal las rancheras, just ask the Generals à le Sahel del Mundo de Le Monde. And in Cannes, Fucking Matt Damon just outed himself as an Olympic de Marseille hooligan exiled on Main Street…

_ ya están, pisando nuestros pies—su umbral en Jerusalén 🎶🎶🎶 Still to come, Les Confucius Vertes. — AND YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, Gov. Schwarzenegger. The big forearm gave you away, AhNold. And please, Governor, stop listening to NOFX.

“how do Ewe, like them apples ❓” Coco the g.o.a.t. ‼️ I know that Juanita Bonita and PM Joy know how to get to Mexico faster than Senator Ted Cruz from Texas.

For the record: it is knot about Ewe.

🎶 🗣 Y como era de oropel, se lo di a mi Tiny Dancer

[This is an Amnesty International Placeholder*]

But FO’ist!!! the « Chief Commander » is knot a happy camper to they, no-no-No-Nooooo! Lorde Lorne (motherfucker) how can you have the most recent matricula of SNL hint that STRONG:

one of the most well-rounded performers in the show’s recent history. She can act, she can sing, she’s hilarious, and she can create strongly realized characters with a good central gag

ah, and she speaks better french than that Floosy « Bardot ».

is saying goodbye to Live From New York!!! WTF, Lorne.

# 40 mis pelotas, Cecily is N° 1¹, period

¹.) Next to Gilda and Jane, —of course.

PS: ha’bout you take a Break, Lord Lorne?

And, Loss of Signal… Eye M. Groot! — Upon hearing that her doppelgänger² at Live From New York, [was about to get sacked, digitalized and Sold as Limited Editionmeme”] the most famous French in his story reached out to her new beau, a young Buck called Groot, (a handsome SumBitch) to say thanks for the laughs. On a serious note: Cathy Anne… Eye is in love with you.

².) Dangling participle courtesy of the Independent Nation-Island of SAMOA on the Rachel Maddow Show... Aussie, follows.

* Knot to be confused with a panhandler, eh! And Claire McCaskill, let the record show that the representation of Cecily Strong in the role of Catherine Deneuve is by an anonymous artist, Groot comes courtesy of La Mairie de Paris.

Later in the programming, it’s another edition of RUN, Pesquet! 👨🏻‍🚀 RUN Motherfucker 🏌🏻‍♂️ it’s Sports They à FIP, —in Rome… and « CONSTANTINE » is at the plate; de Algeciras a Estambul on page 15 of N° 2590 of CNewsMatin, Defendente Génolini HIJACKS the inning demanding that MLB release the Broadcast to Belarus 🛰

The letter K in baseball denotes a strike, un abanicó en Castellano et, KENTUCKY Fried Chicken at The Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes.

After the break, at the Bottom of the Second, Dario Moreno takes the Left Field and plots the Revolt of Hercules with Serge Gainsbourg, or something like that, but Eye wouldn’t know… it’s in GREEK, but i used to be a fan of El Pancracio, and i know that André The Giant agrees with Mí when we watch Gory Guerrero in one of his first battles of Lucha Libre [en la colonia Roma], here below is the great Gory against Ciudad Juarez’ native, El Vikingo.

And BARATUNDE’s love of The Police aside, be adviced that Steve Kaplowitz at El Paso Inc. is the only sheep worth saving in that Old West Texas radio Station: The “Q“.

IN WASHINGTON, Mars mom was hypnotized by Shannon Pettypiece into believing that she is the Lead Singer of FAITH NO MORE… Mike Patton is knot amused… especially when you consider that in her off-time Shannon is a satellite for the CLAP underground from Paris… [S]itrep and Sirene bullshit relay that a knock-off of Le Parisien CLAP began to appear in Australia, aussi… a bunch of old Jewish SDF’s from Le Kremlin-Bicêtre took the CLAP Down-under after the Parisian cops raided the Villejuif Underground… those motherfuckers.

And just to put a Cherry on Claire McCaskill’s vanilla cake U Think U are Falling 2 pie•ces

In Babylon 2, Mayor DiBlasio is re-interpreting Cri-Cri for gringos at The AP. Nicolle Wallace was last seen going through her Texas librarians rolodex, the pundit is trying to get a head-start with the lyrics of “Caminito de la escuela”.

And Mika…  LEAVE CUBA ALONEEEEE!… And Adam, don’t Öüï all have a little of Genesis en tous? After all, Willie Geist will tell y’all that Öüï is nothing but neutrons, electrons, protons and some, even have a little neutrino in them, Trou Story. Ask André, he’ll tell ya’… AND COUSIN JOE,  Stop It, nobody likes John Wayne before breakfast and especially, knot before a Siesta.

Like Ice-T, Eye can’t predict the future, but Öüï know that if youse add Long Island in the mix it’s going to be a Hit, WAIT JERRY, scratch D.A.T. — It’s GOLD JERRY! Au!!!

Aussi… please relay to the Big Case that Öüï loves Ale, many many Ale… 🏌🏻‍♂️

 

Ladies in Gemini: ADELA MICHA

This woman needs no introduction… with Musical Guest, from MAN CITY: OASIS (Whatever)

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2021/5/22 /disgraceful-ap-slammed-for-sacking-reporter-amid-gaza-war

What’s the matter, AP Lemire, Emily didn’t fit into your perfect “cookie-cutter” mold? What are you, but most important, Jonathan, WHO IS Running that boat over at The ASSOCIATED PRESS, the Mexican Foreign Service (unesco 2016) or, just your regular TEENYbopping VOUGE honcho (Conde Nast Publishing/Alexi McCammond 2021)?

And AP Lemire, “talk about that” on the Nicolle Wallace show, bring Claire McCaskill along because as she often Says, and Eye quotes for youse all: the water is fine.

👊🏼 👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

¥’a££ know that the devil is a bitch, Right? And her name is Mick Jagger and Keith Richards followed.

Así perdió Europa… Eye means, Öüï does not, we repeat, does KnOt want to draw a line in the sand, but Reid all About It! Adela reshuffled the deck and Lo-and-Behold… 🌬🎶 pasa ligera, la maldita Pima Vera sin pensarlo la Prima Pappa takes Vera at the Pass and holy shit, La Prima Pappa takes the Grand Prix de las 🏎 24 Horas 🚘 con Jacobo Zabludowski.