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Painted Black… if only the Paris TOURISM BOARD HAD THE Imagination.
³~. French Ministre of Culture, André Malraux, at the opening of Pablo Picasso’s 85th anniversaire Hommage a l’Homard. 22/11/1966; Le Grand Palais, Paris, CEDEX.
Vincent Damon Fournier³ meets Alice’s Mariachi.
³~. Spécial Forces in Paris. (1981)
… And, Katty Kay, AR-15, eh! What a güey for the M-16 to make a comeback. Fucking American Mythology, I swear, the Gall, France! The Gall de Pinault.
PSA from PUB-3-MUS-016 at the Bpi
‘member now time now is the 1600’s in Paris, France, and in Loudun Town, Cardinal Richelieu starts the hunt of a chaplain by the name of Urbanus Grandier for the high crime of criticizing the good cardinal. Of course King Louis XIII could not just send in the dogs for an issue of FREEDOM of SPEECH (which didn’t exist yet, if you get my point) so the good Cardinal Ximénez, who was in France at the time to oversee the Pope’s visit to Marseille, where strong anti-monarchy vibes are taking place, suggested Witchcraft meets Downtown; now to make matters worse for The Crown, The Pontif is in Marseille to visit a boatload of Donatis°tes from Africa.
https ://www .huffingtonpost .fr /france /video /migrants-in-marseille-pope-francis-denounces-the–fanaticism-of-indifference–
ROMA SE GIRO — RIGO ES AMOR
Hola, guapos…
To celebrate Mexican Independence They³ (in Nantes, hoy²) at the Bpi, da’Man, José Lopes re-constituted the dang-on système des tickets at The Doors. Plan accordingly and remember: Big Brother, Julio Pirés, is watching you.
with that in mind and, with the proper references not necessarily the « FIDELIO » password, Öüï the staff now return to The Ursulin’s convent in Loudon Town where one of their own is acting up like ‘a cat in heat : on a grey oyster’s shell’ , o como dicen en ROMA, « La Gatta in calore : Grigioperla », The Pope had his own man keeping an Aye!, on Richelieu and his name was Vincent Dæmon Furnier, of ALICE COOPER’s notoriety.
Papa Poule at rue Carnot recommended the inn. Cardinal Ximénez was already having supper at the mesón next door.
³~. 16/09/2023
https ://www .bpi .fr /reprise-des-tickets-pour-entrer-a-la-bpi/
²~. 23/09/2023
https ://www .helloasso .com /associations /comal /evenements /fiesta-del-grito-nantes-2023
A Child With A Noose… ONE KNIGHT ONLY with special guest Erika Voodoo.
Where were you while We Were Playing Sax 🎷
Musical Background, Third Eye Foundation, and mister Matt Elliott, don’t shed a tear 🎷, I do not chose the angles, I just relay the Dun Dun Dun – Dhunnn ! (1X).
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
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Previously on Desperate Housewives… Roc°Paper°Scissoring°
https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/04/18 /contribuidores-notas-y-la-postproduccion/
« Con su permiso, señor presidente (de La Madrid), “gracias por su ‘benevolence’… »
“los muertos que a gritos quereis matar, gozan de cabal salud”, Porfirio Muñoz Ledo parafraseando a “El Mentiroso” de Pierre Corneille.
Radio Televisión Pública Española… presenta:
Ewe and Mí… The Ballad of Co-optations and Interpretations.
“Ya llegó Niki Lauda”
Parchís 🇪🇦 chis, chis.
https ://www .slate .fr /story /228109 /in-spain-the-far-right-is-using-the-drought-to-campaign
*~. Don Diablo
🌫️ nebulosa, tu chingada madre, Juanito Guanabacoa… SIX SIGMA en la máquila de procesos INTEGRADOS de conTrol de Thompson bicicletero de Amsterdam XXX.
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.. we know we now return to our first Heineken® sponsored translation of Schiltz’ bum wrap. And for that we touch base with Alicia Leo’s and El Mariachi ARRIERAS (del Francés, arrière) en el parvis de NESTLÉ en BOTZARIS.
“Caminante no hay camino… ∇ Do Not Try to Adjust Your Programming, you ALL had that opportunity during the François Hollande/Enrique Peña Nieto presidencies (respectably) but you were all too busy BEEFING-UP your *hartistic curricula vitae while wearing a CHE GUEVARA costume that made you ALL look like “el payasito de la tele” CEPILLÍN, en SciencesPo, campus PARIS ».
But, first, here’s a little background for today’s sponsors of the JUANITO GUANAVACO “informática advertorial” Show, mister Juan Valdéz and Laboratorios del bebé agradecido en el Nidal-de-Guigoz en BOUÉ, Francia… la ciudad más bonita de l’Ainse en Normandie.
Miss Informations follows… sponsored by Nestlé “Tiger’s Milk Formula”.
De piedra de ser la cama, de piedra las cartulinas… 🎶 la mujer que a mi me quiera — registrará su merca en perpetuidad®
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Over at the Juanito Guanavacoa Show, it’s how to squeeze el presupuesto del consumidor. Reflexiones empresariales de los Amigos de México en Ámstérdäm, o algo así.
Jardín 21 en la rue Ormesson-del-Ocho, with musical guest, La Tigresa de Los And-Es 🍤🥑 en El Orienté de los Bravos.
Sector BFMTV en TéléCaracol…
https ://www .indiatoday .in /world /story /colombian-rebel-commander-ivan-marquez-killed-in-venezuela
No bathroom breaks.
Of course knot, no cafecito, Tampico.
🎶 Hope I die before grama 🛥️🇨🇺 gets old 🪶
Fuck me — Marina — Fuck Mí Tú Thymes
🌬️ the only ones who count the theys are pintos en la pinta.
FIVE 🧑🎤YEARS!
It’s been 730 Theys and 21 editions of PARIS 1 2 3 FO‘
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¡Tú Jeers! ; 104 Weaks and Too Theys… never mind the hours, minutes and seconds since:
Special Forces Tribute
Arty Farty and the so-called “Intelligence Collective” re-invented La Gaité Lyrique, page 29, N°21; Julio-Agosto 2023.
Eye don’t knows, mister Excmo. señor Embajador V-low ⬇️…
Weapons of Mass Restrictions, it’s a Cluster-Fuck of a situation.
🎶 Don’t know much Bi-ology, but I dew know that Eye loves kemchi, anyhow, Katie Phangs, cafecito under a heatwave is like French Supermarket Beer, it’s puro pinche puto CalDo, pot-au-feu, or it’s mnemonic: putas feas in the Supreme Court.
… Fernand is a faggety name, sin Celery: Armando… and is “Amandi” a real last name? Évry body knows that your Amandi is missing an are. Next thing Ewe knows Chris Krispy fat ass is going to say that it’s a Florida thing, but it reeks of GOYA in P.R… 🇵🇷
Previously, Jonathan Capehart’s breath 🫁 has Cruised a-güey. Think about it, talk about it.
Ding, ding, ding… 🛎️ it’s Blunt time.
And, if you are just joining-in on the conversation. Please be advised that a scroll is not what you think that it is, and neither is Alice Cooper, and Vincent is the vocalist in fancy golf clothes 🏌️ in Spain, la VOX del pueblo de SERRAT y Anda Lucía anda seduciendo a las almendras, las clementinas and other assorted AgroPecuarians🪶
In Paris, Denisa Kerschovas went Mid-Evil on Tim (not That One, Burton):
Uneaten cupcakes with the Batman logo could still be seen on the ground inside police tape hours after the shooting.
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP)… I told y’all that it would be in Burton’s style, –ask Hombres G.
An starring as El Hingenioso Idalgo, in Le Mans de La Mancha (urbana), Denisa Kerschovas… back then they just call Em# sacks, Jeffrey.
Happiness is a warm gun 🙃
This of course if you are new to this diatribe, is an INTER°MISSION for a Memorial in Texas and a reminder that with the support of ELON MUSK, the Brooklyn Bridge can be the beautiful bridge to a better CHINESE DEMOCRACY on both sides of the ATLANTIC… heck, we’ll have that Ken Burns motherfucker shoot a pretentious documentary for the Sacre Beaubourg, as the good people on the MorJo Show catch-up to our YESTERDAY triangulation with FLORENCE en la LUNA of ARTS et MÉTIERS (Métro Line 3 and 11) during our one-güey communication ex-change with Satan’s lover, the one and only, Senator Claire McCaskill³… look it up, it’s under the tag, “Lucifer”
And oh, the impetus of Susana Poveda@ fip dot Mingus Mangos Mandas para Mando, who knot to be outdone by the Disneyland Tokio 🗼, she rolled out her word Kamasutra on-air.
³~. https ://www .nytimes .com /2023/05/24 /nyregion /brooklyn-bridge–140–years.html
Originally posted on 21/09/21… pleased to meet you, hope Ewe guessed my métier in Arts. It’s a High School Diploma from the University of Texas at El Paso. Goooooo, Miners.
And, Susana PUBeda… NO INSISTAS!!! Mí Cucharón belongs to Natalie Piole… hang on, NAT_A_LIE… gotta’ juxtapose the motherfucking humanity on the Knews. Hang on, womaN, i’m coming.
School shooter asks for mercy from life sentence; teacher, principal want him to stay in prison, period!
Jeffrey Collins
May 23, 2023
https ://apnews .com /article /townville-school-shooting-jesse-osborne–
Never mind The Bollocks, BREXIT has left The Onion.
And starring as La Negra*
*~. 🇦🇷 Mercedes Sosa interpreting El canto de 🇬🇹Rigoberta Menchu:
— 1876: The U.S. recommends all native tribes to evacuate themselves to the land assigned to them by the Washington commanders.
🃏 — we now return to our Strip Texas Hold’Em# Poker Stars 🤩.
Mientras tanto en 🇬🇹 Guatemala, white phosphorus is better than pyres, and this is where 🇵🇪 Dora 🇺🇸 meets “Condorito”, whose spirit recently left the Dallas Metropolitan Zoo on under 🙈 mysterious 🙊 circumstances, hilarity 🐒 ensues when a quirky Colomboesque* type with a pair of solid ❤️ hearts ❤️walks into The Fountain at the Rockefeller/Comcast Rainbow Lounge.
https ://www .nytimes .com /2023 /01/22 /us /dallas-zoo-vulture-dead .html
*~. Of, “The Never Ending Story”, “Just One More Thing”, Falk 🕵️.
† 1980: Guatemala City …several political dissidents and indigenous peasants storm and take control of the 🇪🇸 Spanish embassy to protest against the genocidal treatment that the local natives called 🗿 The Mayas are going through.
Just some good ‘ol boys…
🗿~. Actual “Maya” stoner head according to the PANCHO VILLA CODEX.
At noon the Guatemalan police enter the embassy and proceed to burn the indigenous locals with white phosphorus. 36 die inside of the SPANISH embassy.
1922 : la police 🇪🇸 espagnole disposera de 💨 gaz asphyxiants, 🐕🦺 de chiens, de 📯 sifflets et de ♣️ gourdins métalliques faciles à utiliser.
Two people survive, one being the 🇪🇸embajador Máximo Cajal López (1935-2014) and the 🇬🇹 peasant Gregorio Iujá-Shoná (who will be kidnapped from his hospital bed on the same night and TORTURED by a Guatemalan version of Juanito Guanabacoa, until GREGORIO dies).
https ://asegovia3 .com /2018/08/24 /coming-up-dead-elvis/
Cover letter, o como dicen los franceces-es-es, Motivational Mémoire for the job of janitor³ at Futuro Media.
Con la ausente participation de Amanditititita²… Día 🇪🇸 e en la ñ del Instituto Cervantes y el ayuntamiento del Distrito Federal en los 🇲🇽 EEUUMM.
³~. As a pre-cursor to the so-called “dreamer” generation in France (2011-now) i can attest that one must be FRENCH to get a job in media (anywhere in the Globe)… and there’s a reason for that.
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Hold a bachelor’s degree in FrancoPhonies studies from the HEROIC University of Veracruz ☄️.
¹~. 💥 2013 –in 🇲🇽 Mexico City an explosion occurs in the ⛽ PEMEX 💸 Executive 🐭 Tower , leaving a total ☠️ 36 dead and 🤕 100 wounded.
Just the facts – Dora, are you now, or have you ever been a “terraka” del Sendero de Lumière en Saint—Germaine-des-Press de la rue Guillaume ?
elDorado¹ de 🦁 Sciencespo 🦊, featuring 🇲🇽 Alejandro Poiré as Harrison Phord in the role of an archeologist at the Bibliothèque public d’infomercials (sans social media) Georges Pompidou; musical guest, ALICE COOPER.
— 1977 – en París se inaugura el Centro Pompidou… ¿en dónde está la biblioteca?
Dear, Antonia and Janice, the answer to the opening question of your Dora l’Exploradora popularity contest is always, Frida. Not J.Lo, not. Not Dora, — it’s Frida 💅, period…
In this section of the plan Öüï covers a review of a Latinx “oldie but goodie” from the same WASP executives at Nickelodeon that brought you Jimmy Neutron and, … [pause] … —BLEU Clues!!! 🐶.
Only a fool would say that, Dan… solo un tonton diría eso, Dora.
— 2020 🇬🇧 The United Kingdom’s membership within the 🇪🇺 European Union ceases in accordance with Article 50, after 47 years of being a member state.
“No somos iguales.”
Detrás De Los Soberones Cerros del Asalto a Carlos Marín.
Los Hijos de Obrador
Ring magazines
Continuing with THE CELEBRATIONS OF THE INTERNATIONAL DAY OF FORCED DISAPPEARANCES, in the Mexican state of Sonora, the same where Fernando “El Toro de Navojoa” Valenzuela hails from, a middle-school teacher working part-time at a Mexican “CIRKLE K”, was picked up by members LA GUARDIA NACIONAL in civilian uniform. The middle-school teacher’s whereabouts remain unknown, donc, School’s Out for the They, in a little city in Sonora. Welcome To My Nightmare, GUTFELD!
Fast Times At FOX NEWS Montessori HIGH
… and with that moan on FOX News, Öüï now returns to, The Problem with Maths is THE ELITIST nature of the Education Tourism Boards where the Tale of The Tape in the Katie Thang vS. Katie Benner bout continues.
In Argentina, not to be outdone by Stephen Baldwin of, “Oswald was a fag” fame, Ruby Tuesday made a cameo on Cristina Fernández, Ted Cruz dad is at Ring Side with Leo DiCaprio and Gutfeld’s 17 year–old sister.
This is what happens when there is no News Rocket Surgery, or something like that, any how, GUTFELD wears a Tanga in Hilo, Hawaii, and plays fetch the ULTIMATE Freesbee™.
[Voice of Jimmy Lennon Jr., is used to introduce Katie Benner, Öüï caught Jimmy Jr., just after his dad tried to Keep A Straight Face after seeing the Moonwalker ®️ dance on the Ring].
—Inflated out of the RED Corner, Katie Benner brought an NBC facemask and her secret weapon is D’ahhhhhhh CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY…
_ Katie Benner is the long lost illegitimate daughter of a man, —a LEYENDA pound-for-pound really— of a man from PERROS BRAVOS, Nuevo Lyon, México, who went for CIGARROS A HONG KONG… Benner hails from Mexicali B.C., but she doesn’t do TKT’s—ese, Benner the “Beaner” only does TKO’s.