Category Archives: Relapso al gacetillerismo

Actualizaciones que correspondan a la fecha del calendario en curso.
Efemérides a la infamia —o la gloria— de los involucrados partiendo del los eventos que fueron o van marcando a los Estados Unidos Mexicanos: México.

And Starring as Larry David: himself

The good thing about this most non–consequential blog is that Johnatan Swan —pretending to be a Rosbif on Last Week Tonight on HoBO TV— does not read u.s… but speaking of AX iOS body spray for the Frogs:

His Truth is MARCHing on

His Truth is MARCHing on .:. “his” truth is MARCHing on.

GLORY, Glory, Hallelujah
Mike Allen’s soul left his
“Happy Friday” body spray
when he learned that Roger Stone
is one of the Born–Again criminals
next to Jesus on the Cross.

The Gospel of greed

The Gospel of greed .:. 8DE8CA97-358C-406C-B077-97A9B4C98A7B 🙏🏾 PROSPERity GOspel “You get a Bentley! –You get a Jet Airplane! — You get a Mansion!!!”. A–men. 💎 Silk & Diamond sulfates courtesy of El WaPo and Colin Jost at NBC Studio 8A, a.k.a., the church that George Carlin blessed.

Praise The Lorde! — Praise his « Lard »*.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /opinions /2020/02/28 /trump-reckoning-has-come/

* _D.A.T.’s “MANTECA,” in Santo Domingo’s School of The Americas, Spanish.

It’s 10 hundred hours in Paname

Hi, purple pundits, in London it’s 9 a.m. and this a recap of yesterdays news:

The goodwill files

The goodwill files .:. D3C491C1-AF4E-44A6-A679-DFDC8FCA8314 🚶🏽‍♂️In South Carolina, Uncle Joe gets the support of an influential black man and John Heilemann straightened up his “chinos”, and if you know what a Mexican curl is, you’ll get the reference. NAMASTE.

En cartelera:

A French Apart production

… in collaboration with:

The Invisible Man

and

La Nueve de Tchad

presents:

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CHUCKY My Frog… this is no time for Siesta.
Du fond du cœur,
Sergeant Gilberto Bosques Sadwing;
Chef de la section pénétrante à pied.
Pelotón Aquiles Serdán Saldivar

Efemérides:

Madame Le Pen, Eye can assure you and the rest of the pure people (your people) of France D.A.T.:

Agua corriente

F l i e ß e n d w a s s e r or, EAU COURANTE… source, o como dice doña Vilma, “las fuentes” son del Direct•C+Plus•Matin, N° 2532 JEUDI 27 FÉVRIER 2020.

1. Youse all really really really need to test your theories abroad, you really really really need to expand your latitude (in the geographical way, not the physical kind) and test your theory, ask a fellow gala (o sea francesa) like say, Florence Cassez to see just how far the French will go in protecting their priorities, the French.

2. Nine Inch Nails (tourniquet)

“It’s the same old song”, no more — Bill de Blasio is a standup guy

You could be forgiven if you jump to conclusions and go all Harvey Weinstein on Chris Matthews “blitzkrieg” reference about Bernie’s big take in Vegas, but then you would miss out on what makes watching Hardball fun, in other words, when  Chris Matthews steps on his own tongue, it’s hilarious.

And as this segment just showed, and as a forward–media observer, we [the staff] find it a better exercise in pointing out the missing angles in the frame that the peacocks are trying to sale; POR Ejemplo, Raquelito:

Don’t forget about the best motherfucking medical doctors in the planet, not just the leap to eradicate illiteracy.

🎵 Don’t try to say you’re sorry
Don’t say he drew his gun
They’ve gone and grabbed old Ronnie
He’s not the only one saying:

Just the facts, Sir

Just the facts, Sir, no need for flexing the company’s feathers.:. A821219F-6055-489E-8E42-B72958020BAF 🦚 Some say that to the victors go the spoils, or something like that, and because others say that all is fair in love and war, —or something like that; so, unless you are ready to give up the Freeways, the rockets that made it possible to hitch a Satellite as the main payload on a rocket, and of course, Rammstein popping 99 luftballons, and those “Negra Modelo’s” at your favorite hipster taquería, then maybe the reference made by this Capitol cop should be taken as precisely D.A.T., a reference on a lightning takeover of JAMES CARVILLE’s thumb-up his ass democratic party… not that France has a thumb up her ass, don’t get u.s. wrong, France today is picking up where Lafayette left off, but 88 years–ago today the 4th Republic sure the fuck did, just like the Make America great Again nation does today.

…

In reel thyme:

“One more time”… in the voice of Count Basie

And in Washington:

It’s time for an Encore Edition of
DIPLOMACY with the Tumbling
Tumbling Weeds…

The "Good" is overrated

The “Good” is overrated .:. D83C6C77-0102-46C1-9CBB-7DD17451134C –_•!•_– And you should forget about the Ugly; Eye reckons that he’s nothing but a Beast on a daily politics site.

Now, That’s Entertainment!
Better than any POLARizing
news-byte from the Bush Two
ADMINisTRATION.

… [O]f course, DOÑA CARMEN LIRA DE SAADE, para que el doctor Cueli, (D.D.S.), pueda hilvanar esta historieta sería necesario repasar la respuesta de Nicolle Wallace (Deadline Washington 02/01/2020) al párrafo n° 22/23 de su ensayo ¿quienes somos?, en cuanto al “estilo lamentablemente inconfundible“, diría Jorge Saldaña, sobre el asunto de la Segunda Guerra de Irak, y de la manera cómo el hijo de Bush gobernó bajo la consigna y la “charola*” del n°43 en  La Casa Blanca.

* Charola = Stinkin’ BADges

"Up yours nigger"

“In 25 years you’ll be able to shake their hands” –The Cisco Kid .:. C87764AF-685F-4A09-894B-00E7CBCB79DD •|• Happening right now, one of the two Castros is getting ready to de-brief  the C.H.O.I.R. on The Rachel Maddow Cult. Peter Falk,  stars in the role of Columbo, who of all things, “hold[s] this thread” as he [Castro] walks away.”… Musical guest: Weezer.

… This has been,
BROADCASTING 101
With Steve Kornacki

On the T.E.S.T.:

Persian Made-guy taken out

Persian Made-guy taken out .:. EFADBE86-2292-4C69-AF0D-B1FBF82A5594 •|•

— Remember that the purpose of every fund-raised cent is spendability that dough is SUPPOSED to be Spent. In these section, the student must Ela•Bor•Ate who, and/or what entities receive that money spent. Extra point if the student explains how that money trickles down to the broadcasters.

AMERICA: “What a country!”

Previously on: BriWi’s Big Bang Theory

“It is what it is“… Trump’s poor little rich girl, dix it.

El respeto al moche aneno

El respeto al moche ajeno .:. 637A7687-34A8-4811-B3AE-B031BEEE3A38 —_* ! *_— … [E]s pura felicidad, feliz — MAX.

1er Encuentro de Jaraneros
en Europa (03/2014)
Casa de México
Ciudad Universitaria
75014, París:

Of course, professors Jim Cohen and Antoine Compagnon, Ivanka’s cold-as-ice voice must be read in John Mill Ackerman’s nasally agitated voice.

Niño LUC… 4433

Deer Niño Luc, Eye will bee making a stop by your DEN in the coming days.

.:.

.:.

Please inform the receptionist so that s/he does not FREAK OUT… ASTA el rato pues, y recuerda Niño Luc, que la Hache en HASTA, en efecto: es MUDA.

Amarillo no me pongo

“Amarillo no me pongo…”.:.CD95E9A4-B8A4-422A-9204-610CC9EE5163 •|•
« Amarillo es el color de mi M.O.S.* »… Blue, of course is for “the queen of Battle”, Infantry.

Mean, while Phil Griffin sleeps, la comandante zapatista Rhules Pasa–Montaignes, subversivamente se dedica a lanzar mensajes a los traidores de L’armée Libérateice de Général PATTON, and in this segment the TARGET is the U.S. Secretary of State, and former D.A.T. officer Michael Richard Pompeo.

For the record

For the record, Purple Pundit.:. Eye is not a freelance, Eye is a motherfucking Spearhead, check my DD214. Just ask Black Spy… anygüey Chuck Todd, Eye hates to sound like Donnie Deutsch Grandpa, but: You’ve Come a Long Way, Virginia, did you lose Weight last night?

Sir, you have successfully relinquished PARIS to Stalin’s little Legacy. Congratulations.

Dear, President, sir:

All Tankers are born in Kentucky; American tankers, anyway.

The Circuit and The Current War – by Dr. Sleep

Dear, Pedro Panadero (Peter Baker):

liberty, liberty, — LIBERTY

The chickens of Malcolm X

The chickens of Malcolm X.:.E3028289-2E87-49CD-8D84-8FF53BB0FBB4 •|• American pride paid in cash, by the Russian mob. Oh, it’s morning in Russia, now.— Watch that Little space in “The Middle,” because the White House is about to say: FUCK THE THIRD BRANCH OF GOVERMENT (Judicial Branch).

With all due respect, Sir,
nevermind Mr. Matthews “panty raids”
and let’s hope that them MAGA republicans don’t go “streaking”;
anyway, Sir,
did you relay our message to
BriWi?
or did you send it the way of the current
Sec’y of State?

Bienvenida, Tijuana.

Bienvenida, Tijuana.:.DA04B383-E195-4800-8E35-35F190A08F21… Scum of the British Queen

Anyguey, for the record, Mr. Matthews, please be advised that we [the staff] began hinting at Mr. Marco Layera’s “closing of the Amigos de Mexico ranks” before the French Historia magazine posted their salute to Mr. Kissinger, which we [armando segovia/armando serrano prieto] warned you about it in 2016 from the Lafayette Commercial Center.

In Washington, D.C. abuse of Power is now a Legal Tactic at The White House.

The Paris Photo curator

The Paris Photo curator… is a fag, period

… [C]oming up on The Chuck Todd Republic, Ben Franklin’s idea for the National Bird: a Fucking Turkey. Oh, the Irony.

Helicopter Chuck

Helicopter Chuck.:.997553B8-21A4-447F-80F8-69740F43DDF0

… Oh, hey Hallie Jackson nice cover. Please relay to Chuckles that it was the Ali funeral that enraged Erdogân. Whomever blocked him from paying his respects to The Greatest shares a piece of David Ghuptta’s weekend dunkin’ doughnuts. Just sayn’.

Oh, François Hollande, youse such a Righter!

Today Eye discovered that…

Today in LA

Today in (the key of) LA: Psycho Head Killer weed sans pesticides —[•]~[•]… in the frame, The Purple Pundit sports a Special Limited Edition of Bill Clinton’s broken spectacles. Retail €300.99 SHOP GNOW!

Line 70 (RATP) from HdV to Radio France has a Secret Garden route, vía Longchamp.

… and in Cousin Joe‘s teleprompter, the Script has no TEXT and The president of Vladimir Putin’s United States of Trump Castle[s], Donald Trump, is using the Rising Sun flag (2–Each) as a pair of Balls for his Old Glory guideon.

The 700 hundred perfect club

Fuck Jesus Christ and Kingdom Come, here comes the Young Turks, thanks to “them” Young Americans… only on the The 700 hundred perfect club… Dear, Ellen DeGeneEres: Please Inform Nicolle Wallace that her former boss said the following, “Nicole, brain farting at the end of a spectacle segment is no way to greet Chuck Todd,” that will bee 5 Hail Mary’s and one Our Lorde’s prayer iced tea, Aussi.

That trip was 12 hours ago, right now, well right now Jonathan Swan [2] is just opening his spectacled eyes to the fact that the 45th president of the United States of the Peoples Republic of the Putinesque Empire lets his helicopter (paid for by The Peoples taxes) do the talking for him.

Les Danglin’ Towers on the Conflict of Interest (hasteRisk), in other words, “Eye does not search, Eye finds,” dijo Picasso.

Reminder: Trump Has a Massive Conflict of Interest in Turkey

2. Twelve hours ahead in Central Europe Time, both Yesterday and, of course, Today, period

Oh, boy

Oh, boy! Did Jud’ol gknow that it was the French who invented the Martial Arts in Brasil, indeed. •|• Thyme Gnow: it’s the 11th Hour in Grown–up clocks… catch you laters’ at the 22h; and for Jamaica’s sake, Wallace, take some Purple Beeno for your brain. 

“Whatch the way Eye Navigates »

BREAKING the NEWS:

Las fuentes de doña Vilma

Las fuentes de doña Vilma, Internal Affaire.:.DBB45F66-5442-40FC-B729-00B7D66A8328

Oh, hey Hallie Jackson, say hello to Phil Griffin and, here’s an “Almost Live” text that won’t make your frequency on account that it was not a “terrorist’s” attack; do say hello to the Welk.

Fucking, Canucks

Eye did tell y’all that there was a Motherfucking KNIFE in that Lot:

Internal affairs

Internal affaire… let’s play Hardball, dear former Senator Claire McCaskell à Saint Louis, Misery; listen here, we [the staff] don’t choose the deck, nor the cards, not even the rhythm, öüï just ping-pong the news back to you, —ma’am, just the (tip) of the facts.

day 3, Month 10, Year 2019 C.E.
TimeStamp 14hrs CET

Context is developing

Context is developing on the Way to Le Tribunal de Clichy, only, On The View.

—Transmission cut. We repeat, transmission cut.

Earlier in the day:

Forward Observation Report from Centerfield and the description of the Bowi™️; On The View, with Chelsea Maddow’s blow-out Special; Oh, The Thyming, Matthew Mac Con Augustus Jey*, which brings U.S. to that Donnie Deutsch “dead president” brand of performance that leaves Climate Change deniers feeling “good” about their dead presidents monthly-payment “BeeJeeKohls“.

Bank books courtesy of

Bank books courtesy of: Crédit Lyonnais 1904 – 1911. Now, when the Ancien Regime slapped a couple of tin stick-ons on a Grand Livre (aprox. dead weight: 15 kgs. one–Each) they were not thinking of Smoke and Mirrors, for the record, the Bowi™️ probably makes the weight at 3 lbs. (American, not Imperial) and can probably store a couple og Giga Cubic Tons of the dried calligraphy in them LOGS there; and Vladimir Putin has copies of each and every motherfunking bit in his “Superb” server, named after Matthew McConaughey*

Metadata and Metaphysical dimensiones of the Obsi™️ follow, but FOist, the Bill on el adorable clima de Finlandia…

Ya llegó Nikki Lauda

Ya llegó Nikki Lauda.:.88178C4C-6835-4E42-831A-F6E8B0C6BE0F •|• Y su MXT Mastretta de Limón, de que Color lo va a querer, you “lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf,” period

https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/Mexican_Comments_Controversy

… and in Washington, trascendió que los llamados “Gnats” fly in clouds…. GOOOOOOOO, Dodgers!