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and now the rest of the story… narrated by a young María Teresa Kumar 🎃 DB0650D6-81C1-492D-8518-123C206D35E7 .:. Full disclosure, IMDB provides only one motherfucking single snapshot that features a Young Jason Johnson. Still, we [the staff] will continue to follow LAS CAUSAS that drove Jason to go haywire on the PM Joy.
Attention all Sirens, inform all of the units that a disgruntled Jason Johnson has abducted Mexican Lucha Libre super-dupper Legend, SANTO, and turned a “El Enmascarado de Plata” into a fucking little pumpkin.
Sources close to Tiffany (Blue) Cross relay that the disgruntled “The Root” reporter se PUSO flamenco after PM Joy rushed his black ass into RIGHTING a BOOK
Jason was last seen wearing a Yellow Tie, and people WHO know… [K]now D.A.T. D.A.R.E ain’t no going Back now.
Y por si sobrara menos, Donnie Deutsch… d.a.t. motherfucker, por no decir, ese i’jo-eh puta, went ahead and donned Silver (the color of SANTO) and invited himself into Mika’s business-es-es. The audacity of that son of a bitch… EVRY body knows that blood suckers can’t invite themselves into the scene, that’s what DUENDES are for.
And in the Role of Jerry Only: Walter Isaacson
Turkey is not the enemy… this fucker is .:. 757BFCE4-6057-4258-8884-FB5F46CB2BEC * Ask Mí how.
Well… you’ve heard about Montezuma, it’s not one of those. What follows is:
It didn’t have to bee D.A.T. Güey .:. 138C679D-A4FA-4D3B-9508-B1D00FA1203B
La Venganza de Montalbán
Hey, po’Boy … what ever happened to “Hail to the chief?”…….. Deer, Nicolle Wallace, the test of the electorate won’t matter, the lies per paragraph, the superlatives, nothing. Nothing will matter, except… stay tuned for details, because we [the staff] can’t possibly read paragraphs ahead of Central Europe Time.
Dear, Donald Trump’s Niece on The Make The Rachel Maddow Show Great Again, please relay to PM Joy D.A.T.:
Perhaps it would be badass to haveactivate text on the screen while the Trump Show is on. You know, like responding on—the—spot to every Fantasy Island trope.
C’mon Phil Griffith ( you bastard ) you remember the little trombone [📎] on, wait for it, —Word.
MUST SHOW work SECTION OF THE POST
On–the–spot response for the El Siglo de Torreón screen-grab of the president.
But FO’ist… C’mon, PM Joy!!! How many times must Eye Tell you that you cannot override a Babylon Two mayor, even if he sounds like Daffy Duck.
“This are my credentials” 8 id… motherfucker! MUST SHOW WORK, and Senator Cotton, there is none more lonesome than a PATHFINDER, but öüï don’t stand-alone.
THE PROUD infanta of THE Peoples president… right. Ladies in Gentle Men:
NICOLE as a grown-adult.
Yeah, Buddy… she is the future Queen of platitudes, her speech speaks for itself, it is what it is, and i would date her if my Dick didn’t belong to Kayleigh McEnany… Kayleigh!!! Kayleigh!!!!@&%?
And now, The POTUS Weekend Report.
Heavy rains will spoil any golf outings at the president’s golf courses on the East Coast, so the president, instead, will do his fucking job for once by visiting the affected areas in the path of Hurricane Laura. It will be the perfect time to complement the police blooper reel on the Ari Melber Show with a split screen of Maria Response in 2017 with the Curvy Laura (now playing at a gun shop near you).
Once again, mr. president, thank you for reading u.s., but if you are going to quote Mí, you should pay Mí 130 Billion Dollars, you can keep the “hugs,” mr. Destroyer, and please: SUCK MY KISS… it tastes like a Chili Pepper, and it even comes with a Flea (why with being a Circus) which are much more trainable (fleas) than those bed bugs at your Florida resort.
Now, mr. potus, is Reginald aware that you used one of his hits for your Fascist propaganda at Melania’s House?
In conclusion, Turkey sends his regards, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, thanks you for helping him get a little bit closer to taking a big chunk of Syria. And for that blow-job from you-know-who.
BREAKING THE NEWS:
The ENTIRE audience at tonight’s White House violation event is attended 100% by nurses and first responders, Jesus Fucking Christ, miracles do happen, it’s like Jesus’ Fish story, the president asked for nurses and first responders to Stand… in the place where you are, and every swinging dick and hanging boobs stood up in ther place.
Ancient Aliens — Executive abductions .:. ADDFAFBE-68B3-40F5-8DF2-3D59BBD30706 👽 In ConTexto, the world will note that whenever Donald John Trump is challenged with an explanation to his outrageous remarks, such as his admiration of a white lab coat–wearing individual (apparently a medical professional) who muses about alien DNA, demon sperm, and of course proselytizes about the benefits of taking hydroxychloroquine to cure the Coronavirus, that Donald John Trump runs away (like a coward) by abruptly ending the daily rally from the Brady Press Briefing Room at the White House… because that is what “War Presidents” are supposed to do.
Anyhow, Black Spy, we here at staff are climbing up Babel’s Tower trying to put context into a cunt, it is not an easy adventure, Eye can attest to D.A.T.! In any case and/or scenario, Mr. Nance, so we are doing 1993 all over again along the Rhine, eh‽ Clearing up them old Nazi barracks and sending that Yankee Dollar back to the U.S., back to the U.S., back to the U.S.S.R.
The Army goes rollin’ again .:. 2C6B4762-2814-4A57-BFA2-69E49713BC01 🤦♂️
March 1993, Sullivan Barracks Germany (where General George S. Patton began to die in December 1945). As a non–commissioned officer in The U.S. Army (a buck sergeant really) i personally saw (with my own lying eyes) how small business entrepreneurs from a recently open-market economy (Russia) took advantage of our unit deactivation and the “detail” of U.S. soldiers provided to these Russian entrepreneurs to disassemble and load the now “surplus” unit furniture into their Russian plated trucks. Six months later the Air Force would move into those same barracks, all of the surplus that went to Eastern Europe would be refurbished for the new “tenants”… Question, who’s gonna get all that surplus this time around, and who will be moving into Sullivan Barracks and into Heidelberg (where General Patton ultimately died)? The UKRAINIANS‽
But nevermind them Russians working for a de iure* president for life, because when the mail gets backed up on purpose by the non–union workers of the United States Postal Service or by the temp workers in that institution then you know how it feels to get fucked from INSIDE the HOUSE, Chris Hayes.
And because we’ve been tracking a registered letter to a state building in Texas, mailed by–the–guey on the 4th of July, we [the staff] can attest that as of yesterday [according to the tracking system at La Poste] that particular registered correspondence just made, IT!, to New York City… so yeah, the report suggests that the constipation agent is self-administered, but we know nothing about them Chinese seeds to “Suburbia”.
Oh, how Eye wishes that he could write with all of the humanity of a Jakob Hirsch Soboroff (he’s seen some pretty fucked-up things in El Paso, Texas, you know), but sadly if somebody, —anybody— decides to actually GET IN GOOD TROUBLE in Texas, that somebody better be ready to lick el fundillo of the powers that be, like it became the case with me, Armando Segovia, when a story about a SUBURBAN section of Ciudad Juárez (Chihuahua, Mexico) intersected with the political allies of Bernardo Gómez at The Unesco Headquarters during the first TRImester of 2016.
Programa de archivo .:. 9781C169-C9AC-4CE6-B801-A879E767E5D7 ⚖️ De Facto: when something is a fact, pero no se ajusta a una norma práctica. De Iure: When Something tiene un Respaldo jurídico… like say from the U.N.. —_•¡•_— Take the Island of Chipre for example, en práctica (o sea, de facto) el reconocimiento político (de iure) sobre la soberanía de la nación en donde a la Afrodita se le ocurrió brotar del mar, se lo pasa por los huevos el imperio de Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, en Estambul.
“Two Minutes, Turkish!” pause: US Ambassador Satterfield today visits Hagia Sophia after its reconversion to a mosque…
https ://mobile .twitter .com/ragipsoylu/status/1288463896471310336
Of course, Siren you better than any Nereid know that while George Brassens might have succeeded in abolishing the death penalty in France, the de facto* Ruhle of the Land states that the only crime punishable by death in the ByLas of “the law” es la calumnia.
“I will follow the law!”
The Hon. William P. Barr, responding to the Judicial Committee.
And so, by the power vested in Mí by Professor Pineda at The University of Texas at El Chuco, and the bullet-proof vest provided by the Sam Donaldson Communication Headquarters at the Cotton Building in D.A.T. D.A.R.E Old College on Mine[s]…
Musical guest: DA3ACFAD-646C-45C6-BB2C-20A853B0A6C8 🎙 Digital Underground and The Frisco Kid
🎶 The Humpty Dance is your chance —To Do The HUMP!
Today in (the key of) LA: Psycho Head Killer weed sans pesticides —[•]~[•]… in the frame, The Purple Pundit sports a Special Limited Edition of Bill Clinton’s broken spectacles. Retail €300.99 SHOP GNOW!
Line 70 (RATP) from HdV to Radio France has a Secret Garden route, vía Longchamp.
… and in Cousin Joe‘s teleprompter, the Script has no TEXT and The president of Vladimir Putin’s United States of Trump Castle[s], Donald Trump, is using the Rising Sun flag (2–Each) as a pair of Balls for his Old Glory guideon.
Fuck Jesus Christ and Kingdom Come, here comes the Young Turks, thanks to “them” Young Americans… only on the The 700 hundred perfect club… Dear, Ellen DeGeneEres: Please Inform Nicolle Wallace that her former boss said the following, “Nicole, brain farting at the end of a spectacle segment is no way to greet Chuck Todd,” that will bee 5 Hail Mary’s and one Our Lorde’s prayer iced tea, Aussi.
That trip was 12 hours ago, right now, well right now Jonathan Swan  is just opening his spectacled eyes to the fact that the 45th president of the United States of the Peoples Republic of the Putinesque Empire lets his helicopter (paid for by The Peoples taxes) do the talking for him.
Les Danglin’ Towers on the Conflict of Interest (hasteRisk), in other words, “Eye does not search, Eye finds,” dijo Picasso.
2. Twelve hours ahead in Central Europe Time, both Yesterday and, of course, Today, period
Oh, boy! Did Jud’ol gknow that it was the French who invented the Martial Arts in Brasil, indeed. •|• Thyme Gnow: it’s the 11th Hour in Grown–up clocks… catch you laters’ at the 22h; and for Jamaica’s sake, Wallace, take some Purple Beeno for your brain.
Meanwhile… at Paris Premiere Headquarters, Turkey’s despot called the movie magazine and complained about the Sista’s Squad Movie poster on their 500th Edition. Tha magazine’s Web content editor immediately followed the Example of the Houston Rockets Corporate Team and followed suit.
And in South Park Colorado
Following the self-censored tregua with Donald Trump, the fuckers from Southpark got punked by Winnie the Poo, in CHYNA!!!
Sin Comentarios.:. America: land of the free, home of Little Rocket Men
The eternal fifth-graders can’t play the martyr card in CHYNA if, motherfuckers, you two cocksuckers threw the towel when Trump got elected. Fucking, fags.
Eye says again, is that a Canadian Mine Firm that you are trying to figure out?
Never mind the grec, here comes the shish kebabs. DEAR, Marianne, before Brontis gets to follow the same instructions from the director of the Préfecture de Police à Paris, from September of 2014, please be advised and/or reminded that we [the staff of this most inconsequential blog] did point out that the Second Official trip of the then president of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto was to Ankara to meet with Erdogan.
Because it certainly sounds like Napoleón Gómez Urrutia’s job history. And, for the record, let mí get the Fuentes from doña Vilma Picapiedra…
Ladies in Gemini: The Make America Nazi program… this is what the president of the U.S. of America meant when he said that he has “German Blood” in him… he drank a cup of baby blood before making the German Chancellor wish that Nicolle Wallace old boss was massaging her shoulders. Stephen Miller, stop using my Number.
…check them stones out: Pedro, El Chavo, and the monolith, wait for it, wait. In the mean time, while Donald John Trump steals my number (33), perhaps Mr. Trudeau could save the day and take in the MEDICAL DEPORTATIONS from the American Nazi Party; just a thought, because Donald Trump just told the Shriners Hospitals to get in Line, Fall-in, and as Stephen Miller says: obey.
TimeStamp: 13h20 in Siren Central Den… ISSY, Corazón, T erra mia.
… bon appétit!
El talón de Italia.
TimeStamp: Una hora para el toque de las 4h20 en CET.
Clowns to the left — Jokers to the right… Hold your breath, here comes a bomb*.
* … not an actual bomb, but a figure of speech,
Colombia vS Polonia follows…
ijo’eh Puta vS Kurwas’
A ver quién gana.
Strip Jazz hour follows after the Carnaval at The Siren Den.
TimeStamp: 18h45 CET
BREAKING THE NEWS—BREAKING THE NEWS…
FRAUDE MASIVIO EN LA ELECCIÓN DE TURQUÍA
FRAUDE MASIVIO EN LA ELECCIÓN DE TURQUÍA
FRAUDE MASIVIO EN LA ELECCIÓN DE TURQUÍA
FRAUDE MASIVIO EN LA ELECCIÓN DE TURQUÍA
… Cometarío del Presidente de los ESTADOS UNIDOS MEXICANOS en proceso.
There has better be some « Black Satin » under that hide if Ewe are going to pull kthe Hobo Winter Warm Up multi-layer scheme, eh!
TimeStamp: 19h14 SARAJEVO TIME!… ¡Ah, caray! Sarajevo!?!?!? Not Sarajevo, Maestro—in Central Europe Time!!! What a maroon… [and Sirens, of course Ewe’all should know that Bugsy is hurling those Zingers from the mound, eh!
TimeStamp: seven minutes 19h20 in CET.
The new partnership vista con un retrovisor…
ISSY, for some unknown reason, Santa ‘motherfucking’ Claus—Ewe’all is coming to Town! en visperas del mes de Julio. Might the Sirens know something ahead of everyone else? Will Colombia walk out with a victory tonight in Russia and send the Polacs abusing Kurwhas all the way back to Varsovia? Will López Obrador finally take the siege at Palacio Nacional—o el sistema lo mandara una vez más a “La Chingada”, es decir, a su quinta allá en Palenque, Chiapas. Stick around, we never —in our wildest dreams would have thunk that the Sirens had an oracle among their lair.
… Minuto 10’
Colombia 0 — Polonia 0
DIGRESSION IN REAL TIME
DEAR, BILL MAHER:
Do Ewe know what the best thing about this blog is, Sir? That much like Rachel Maddow, or the Sirens at ISSY-LES -MOULINEAUX Ewe’all don’t read it.
Anyway, Bill, [may i address you as Bill? Of course i can—You’re a Werewolf!] we the staff feel about the G-20 pretty much the same way that you feel about a RECESSION.
If what the U.S. democracy needs (right now) to get rid of Donald Trump, is a RECESSION, then a Donald Trump is what was needed to bring the United States of America off of it’s pedestal, and dismantle at the same time the G-7 in Canada… now why would we [the staff] think like this? Ewe might ask?
Well, Bill, it’s probably because starting with the United States or, as “Exceptional” people in Alabama like to call it “AMERICA”; and of course Canada, i’m looking —at you too— France, they are the first countries to screw the local economies where industries such as the Coca Cola Company, the mining industry… and, and, and we [the staff] forgot France’s contribution to the regimes “South of The Border”.
So, Bill, if Trump is what it takes to dissmantle the G–20, the G-7, and the G–moneys like Carlos Slim, and the other three Owners of Mexico: so–be–it. The International Monetary Fund, The World Bank and yes, even…
Colombia 1 — Polonia 0
NOTE FROM FENSTER the Copy Editor:
This digression in Real Time was interrupted by a score by the Colombian national team… we [the staff] return to our rant in Real Time:
TimeStamp: 21 hundred hours in Central Europe Time.
…digression continues after a look at where “The Maestro” is at with the unrobing of the 45th FLOTUS:
Colombia 1 — Polonia 0
101 Dalmations! Say Bill just what a heck is a “dalmati…. oh, Eye See What Ewe did there—Bill. You are Evil. Respect!
Colombia 2 — Polonia 0
Colombia 3 — Polonia 0
Byzantine history with Bill Maher, only on HoBO TV.
Colombia 3 — Polonia 0
Oye, Bill, a ti que te Gusta “el porro” —dice la “fiesta vieja” en Colombia, que eso por allá: “es sentimiento”…
All throughout the wee hours of the early Friday morning (Last Night), Mr. Williams kept on ‘evoking’, better yet PROPOSING, to every other security expert that he milked ‘as guests‘ of his Breaking News gig, the notion of a ‘Man with a Crazy Idea and a Truck,” rolling [no less] through a New York landmark on any given Mattress Sale Day… Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!
Dear Brian and Newt: Got any other juicy conspiracy theories to keep up [your fearmongering] with the FOX’s? | In the end [you guys!!!] it seems that the single—individual—assailant was just another disturbed guy. || Newt: this particular attack, it seems, was not a “Civilization Clash” as you and Donald Trump had initially suggested. You ARE definitely NOT QUALIFIED to take the 3am call… and it’s not because of your “temperament,” it’s because you have no COMPASSION***… of course the staff [in this rag] is referring to The Donald, not necessarily you men of the Interwebs TV’s.
It’s WAY to easy to claim a ‘Force Multiplier‘ for any given crazy that decides to kill innocent people… a ‘force multiplier’ is a keyword, or rather a euphamism to say “it was the Muslims”.
Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel (the truck assailant) was not an ideologically driven terrorist, Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel was a CRIMINALLY driven individual, furthermore [to use big words], Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel’s ‘motivation’ probably originated from listening to fear peddler-pundits —of Breaking News TV.
Of course… this is just my opinion, to rob [borrow] a quote from a talking head on Russian TV. And YES. It was a “sickening attack,” as President Obama just said.
En Castellano: Sin Comentarios. | Uso justo de MSNBC.
Martes 7 de junio, 2016
Sección: Spectacles / The Big Top Paid Advertorial from the AP.
BREAKING NEWS… President Erdoğanto visit the State of Kentucky to say goodbye to Muhammad Ali. Political pandering?… Ya’ think?
Shark sightings along California shorelines… In other announcements, both the Associated Press and NBC News are calling the Democratic presumptive nomination [in favor] of former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton… [both outlets] make the announcement ahead of today’s primary election in the Golden State…
TimeStamp: 03:55 hrs… CET… watch that space.
Uso justo de los normas de calidad ISO 9000 —y de los medios en El Ey.
[Context follows] … | Uso justo of The French Connection —and of course— France24.
It appears that the Mexican Flag has now become a protest symbol in different corners of the world… especially when it comes to the things that deal with “Effective suffrage.” I’ll leave the “no re-election” part of that “historically empty saying” for another post.
If this post gets to the desk of Georja Calvin-Smith, [ yeah-right*] i would inquire about the context of the Mexican flag on the capsule that her producers chose to show in the snapshot up above.
*menos de tres lectores.
Exactly Ms. Calvin-Smith, what does the Mexican flag have to do with the electoral body protests over in an African nation? Are the people in Kenya worried that their country’s political panorama is going to get infiltrated by the mafia or —maybe, i’ve been told— by a drug running cartel. Are Kenyans worried that all things political in their land are going to be mexicanized in terms of past rigged elections. Or, was the flag in the France24 video being used in the same way that the “Che” Guevara flag is waved, —say— during a General Greve or a May Day Parade?.
In any case, for the pandering choir of the Left in México, here’s a snapshot of how happy certain channels were, when the prodigal son of one of their own [ a respected academic ] was selected by the Enrique Peña Nieto administration to run the Mexican version of an electorate institute.
Los borradores. | Uso justo de una nota que se borró.
Dear Ms. Calvin-Smith, the context is in Spanish, should this language be foreign to you, don’t worry, you could fix this by running over to RFI, i’ve heard that their Américas ‘team’ is well versed in Mexican political pandering political coverage:
… y bueno, la nota del cuadro de arriba —en su integridad— sí aparece en un google search por los interwebs. | Uso justo de los medios, y de la Crónica del Poder [punto] com. | Vía: http ://cronicadelpoder .com /columnas /linea-politica /cordova-debe-renunciar
TimeStamp: 17h 23hCET.
We now join the race at the pier that connects with Route 66.