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Aujourd’hui, 20:45 in la segunda parte de El Tratado de Sèvres.

La Seguridad de la UEFA

La Seguridad de la UEFA está entre “comillas” luego de que el Parlamento Europeo, en Bruselas, suspendió la venta de balones de fútbol a la nueva version del Imperio Otomano.

Mehmet “el quinto” sigue exaltando a los Jóvenes Turcos (Jön Türkler) tras una victoria de 2 por 0, el pasado 8 de junio, en contra de la Federación Francesa de Fútbol.

Mientras tanto en VENEZIA

EU seeks Italian support for Turkey arms embargo

Italy, of course said: fuck you Europa, that’s like a $50 million deal, and My Cousin Vinny is the main pusherthe main vendor.

Oh, François Hollande, youse such a Righter!

Today Eye discovered that…

Today in LA

Today in (the key of) LA: Psycho Head Killer weed sans pesticides —[•]~[•]… in the frame, The Purple Pundit sports a Special Limited Edition of Bill Clinton’s broken spectacles. Retail €300.99 SHOP GNOW!

Line 70 (RATP) from HdV to Radio France has a Secret Garden route, vía Longchamp.

… and in Cousin Joe‘s teleprompter, the Script has no TEXT and The president of Vladimir Putin’s United States of Trump Castle[s], Donald Trump, is using the Rising Sun flag (2–Each) as a pair of Balls for his Old Glory guideon.

The 700 hundred perfect club

Fuck Jesus Christ and Kingdom Come, here comes the Young Turks, thanks to “them” Young Americans… only on the The 700 hundred perfect club… Dear, Ellen DeGeneEres: Please Inform Nicolle Wallace that her former boss said the following, “Nicole, brain farting at the end of a spectacle segment is no way to greet Chuck Todd,” that will bee 5 Hail Mary’s and one Our Lorde’s prayer iced tea, Aussi.

That trip was 12 hours ago, right now, well right now Jonathan Swan [2] is just opening his spectacled eyes to the fact that the 45th president of the United States of the Peoples Republic of the Putinesque Empire lets his helicopter (paid for by The Peoples taxes) do the talking for him.

Les Danglin’ Towers on the Conflict of Interest (hasteRisk), in other words, “Eye does not search, Eye finds,” dijo Picasso.

Reminder: Trump Has a Massive Conflict of Interest in Turkey

2. Twelve hours ahead in Central Europe Time, both Yesterday and, of course, Today, period

Oh, boy

Oh, boy! Did Jud’ol gknow that it was the French who invented the Martial Arts in Brasil, indeed. •|• Thyme Gnow: it’s the 11th Hour in Grown–up clocks… catch you laters’ at the 22h; and for Jamaica’s sake, Wallace, take some Purple Beeno for your brain. 

Premiere Rockets made in CHYNA!

Live from Fort Cartoon Colorado.


Meanwhile… at Paris Premiere Headquarters, Turkey’s despot called the movie magazine and complained about the Sista’s Squad Movie poster on their 500th Edition. Tha magazine’s Web content editor immediately followed the Example of the Houston Rockets Corporate Team and followed suit.

And in South Park Colorado

Following the self-censored tregua with Donald Trump, the fuckers from Southpark got punked by Winnie the Poo, in CHYNA!!!

Sin Comentarios

Sin Comentarios.:. America: land of the free, home of Little Rocket Men

The eternal fifth-graders can’t play the martyr card in CHYNA if, motherfuckers, you two cocksuckers threw the towel when Trump got elected. Fucking, fags.

Meanwhile at fip central station…

“Del árbol caído,
todos sacan Duendes »,

Dear, Rachel: tuned in late, is that a Canadian Mine Firm

Eye says again, is that a Canadian Mine Firm that you are trying to figure out?

Never mind the grec

Never mind the grec, here comes the shish kebabs. DEAR, Marianne, before Brontis gets to follow the same instructions from the director of the Préfecture de Police à Paris, from September of 2014, please be advised and/or reminded that we [the staff of this most inconsequential blog] did point out that the Second Official trip of the then president of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto was to Ankara to meet with Erdogan.

Because it certainly sounds like Napoleón Gómez Urrutia’s job history. And, for the record, let mí get the Fuentes from doña Vilma Picapiedra…

Make America Nazi program

Ladies in Gemini: The Make America Nazi program… this is what the president of the U.S. of America meant when he said that he has “German Blood” in him… he drank a cup of baby blood before making the German Chancellor wish that Nicolle Wallace old boss was massaging her shoulders. Stephen Miller, stop using my Number.

…check them stones out: Pedro, El Chavo, and the  monolith, wait for it, wait. In the mean time, while Donald John Trump steals my number (33), perhaps Mr. Trudeau could save the day and take in the MEDICAL DEPORTATIONS from the American Nazi Party; just a thought, because Donald Trump just told the Shriners Hospitals to get in Line, Fall-in, and as Stephen Miller says: obey.

Shapes in progress

Shapes in Progress, Mon toil à La Bagagerie, 75001.

Francia 2551 — Italia 6… Segundo tiempo… en vivo desde Bruselas

TimeStamp: 13h20 in Siren Central Den… ISSY, Corazón, T erra mia.

… bon appétit!

El talón de Italia.

TimeStamp: Una hora para el toque de las 4h20 en CET.

Clowns to the left — Jokers to the right… Hold your breath, here comes a bomb*.

* … not an actual bomb, but a figure of speech,
Colombia vS Polonia follows…
ijo’eh Puta vS Kurwas’
A ver quién gana.

Strip Jazz hour follows after the Carnaval at The Siren Den.

TimeStamp: 18h45 CET



… Cometarío del Presidente de los ESTADOS UNIDOS MEXICANOS en proceso.

There has better be some « Black Satin » under that hide if Ewe are going to pull kthe Hobo Winter Warm Up multi-layer scheme, eh!

TimeStamp: 19h14 SARAJEVO TIME!… ¡Ah, caray! Sarajevo!?!?!? Not Sarajevo, Maestro—in Central Europe Time!!! What a maroon… [and Sirens, of course Ewe’all should know that Bugsy is hurling those Zingers from the mound, eh!

TimeStamp: seven minutes 19h20 in CET.

The new partnership vista con un retrovisor…

ISSY, for some unknown reason, Santa ‘motherfucking’ Claus—Ewe’all is coming to Town! en visperas del mes de Julio. Might the Sirens know something ahead of everyone else? Will Colombia walk out with a victory tonight in Russia and send the Polacs abusing Kurwhas all the way back to Varsovia? Will López Obrador finally take the siege at Palacio Nacional—o el sistema lo mandara una vez más a “La Chingada”, es decir, a su quinta allá en Palenque, Chiapas. Stick around, we never —in our wildest dreams would have thunk that the Sirens had an oracle among their lair.

… Minuto 10’
Colombia 0 — Polonia 0



Do Ewe know what the best thing about this blog is, Sir? That much like Rachel Maddow, or the Sirens at ISSY-LES -MOULINEAUX Ewe’all don’t read it.

Anyway, Bill, [may i address you as Bill? Of course i can—You’re a Werewolf!] we the staff feel about the G-20 pretty much the same way that you feel about a RECESSION.

If what the U.S. democracy needs (right now) to get rid of Donald Trump, is a RECESSION, then a Donald Trump is what was needed to bring the United States of America off of it’s pedestal, and dismantle at the same time the G-7 in Canada… now why would we [the staff] think like this? Ewe might ask?

Well, Bill, it’s probably because starting with the United States or, as “Exceptional” people in Alabama like to call it “AMERICA”; and of course Canada, i’m looking —at you too— France, they are the first countries to screw the local economies where industries such as the Coca Cola Company, the mining industry… and, and, and we [the staff] forgot France’s contribution to the regimes “South of The Border”.

So, Bill, if Trump is what it takes to dissmantle the G–20, the G-7, and the G–moneys like Carlos Slim, and the other three Owners of Mexico: so–be–it. The International Monetary Fund, The World Bank and yes, even…

minuto 39’

Colombia 1 — Polonia 0

NOTE FROM FENSTER the Copy Editor:

This digression in Real Time was interrupted by a score by the Colombian national team… we [the staff] return to our rant in Real Time:

TimeStamp: 21 hundred hours in Central Europe Time.

digression continues after a look at where “The Maestro” is at with the unrobing of the 45th FLOTUS:

minuto 46’
Colombia 1 — Polonia 0

101 Dalmations! Say Bill just what a heck is a “dalmati…. oh, Eye See What Ewe did there—Bill. You are Evil. Respect!

minuto 69’
Colombia 2 — Polonia 0

minuto 74’
Colombia 3 — Polonia 0

Byzantine history with Bill Maher, only on HoBO TV.

minuto 90’
Colombia 3 — Polonia 0

Oye, Bill, a ti que te Gusta “el porro” —dice la “fiesta vieja” en Colombia, que eso por allá: “es sentimiento”…

Brian Williams is an Asshole | Newt Gingrich, you too

21hrs —Central Europe Time.

All throughout the wee hours of the early Friday morning (Last Night), Mr. Williams kept on ‘evoking’, better yet PROPOSING, to every other security expert that he milked ‘as guests‘ of his Breaking News gig, the notion of a ‘Man with a Crazy Idea and a Truck,” rolling [no less] through a New York landmark on any given Mattress Sale Day… Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!

Dear Brian and Newt: Got any other juicy conspiracy theories to keep up your fear mongering with the FOX's? | In the end it seems the Single Individual was just another disturbed guy.

Dear Brian and Newt: Got any other juicy conspiracy theories to keep up [your fearmongering] with the FOX’s?  |  In the end [you guys!!!]  it seems that the single—individual—assailant was just another disturbed guy. || Newt: this particular attack, it seems, was not a “Civilization Clash” as you and Donald Trump had initially suggested. You ARE definitely NOT QUALIFIED to take the 3am call… and it’s not because of your “temperament,” it’s because you have no COMPASSION***… of course the staff [in this rag] is referring to The Donald, not necessarily you men of the Interwebs TV’s.

excruciating moment British tourist complains about Nice terror attack that saw 84 people massacred.

[Context will continue to follow].

It’s WAY to easy to claim a ‘Force Multiplier‘ for any given crazy that decides to kill innocent people… a ‘force multiplier’ is a keyword, or rather a euphamism to say “it was the Muslims”.

Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel (the truck assailant) was not an ideologically driven terrorist, Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel was a CRIMINALLY driven individual, furthermore [to use big words],  Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel’s ‘motivation’ probably originated from listening to fear peddler-pundits —of Breaking News TV.

Of course… this is just my opinion, to rob [borrow] a quote from a talking head on Russian TV. And YES. It was a “sickening attack,” as President Obama just said.

En Castellano: Sin Comentarios. | Uso justo de MSNBC.

En Castellano: Sin Comentarios. | Uso justo de MSNBC.

TimeStamp: 22h [time-now]… <<BREAKING NEWS…BREAKING NEWS>>

Shit’s about to hit the fan in Turkey. [Stay tuned].

[Context Follows…] | Uso justo de Aljazeera.

[Context Follows…] | Uso justo de Aljazeera.

23hrs CET [time-now]

… Stayed tuned.

… Stayed tuned—Peace Council is in Charge. Martial Law is in effect, and Main Battle Tanks are on the public roads.

‘Oh, the humanity’:

Erdoğan seeks Asylum in GERMANY,” according to Brian Williams.

Good Night, it’s  30 minutes  one hot minute ’till midnight… and for Joe Biden: no sleep ’till Sydney.

Mandibulin sighting in Long Beach

Martes 7 de junio, 2016
Sección: Spectacles / The Big Top
Paid Advertorial from the AP.

BREAKING NEWS… President Erdoğan to visit the State of Kentucky to say goodbye to Muhammad Ali. Political pandering?… Ya’ think?

Shark sightings along California shorelines… In other announcements, both the Associated Press and NBC News are calling the Democratic presumptive nomination to former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, ahead of today's primary election in the Golden State…

Shark sightings along California shorelines… In other announcements, both the Associated Press and NBC News are calling the Democratic presumptive nomination  [in favor]  of  former  Secretary of State,  Hillary Clinton… [both outlets]  make  the  announcement ahead of today’s primary election in the Golden State…

TimeStamp: 03:55 hrs… CET… watch that space.


Uso justo de los normas de calidad ISO 9000 —y de los medios en El Ey.

TimeStamp: 0900 hrs.  CET  [time now]…  Breaking news…  Police bus in Istanbul is target of a terrorist attack: [at least] two killed in that blast.

The Sydney Morning Herald [AP/Reuters].
http ://www .smh .com .au /world /explosion -rocks -istanbul -district -police -targeted -20160607 -gpdnvo .html

TimeStamp 11am CET

Secret voting systems [ISO 1776]  assemble an ‘historic’ presumptive
nomination in Long Beach. No word from the Jersey Shore—yet.

… while the American voting process gets undermined,
right now—i’m gonna take a nap.
Read you in a few.


© “You’ve come a long way, baby.” ®


Has recorrido un largo camino, baby“.
Quote is ‘borrowed’
in the context of the Mexican Flag.

[Context follows] … | Uso justo of The French Connection —and of course— France24.

[Context follows] … | Uso justo of The French Connection —and of course— France24.

It appears that the Mexican Flag has now become a protest symbol in different corners of the world… especially when it comes to the things that deal with “Effective suffrage.” I’ll leave the “no re-election” part of that “historically empty saying” for another post.

If this post gets to the desk of Georja Calvin-Smith, [ yeah-right* ] i would inquire about the context of the Mexican flag on the capsule that her producers chose to show in the snapshot up above.

*  menos de tres lectores.

Exactly Ms. Calvin-Smith, what does the Mexican flag have to do with the electoral body protests over in an African nation? Are the people in Kenya worried that their country’s political panorama is going to get infiltrated by the mafia or —maybe, i’ve been told— by a drug running cartel. Are Kenyans worried that all things political in their land are going to be mexicanized in terms of past rigged elections. Or, was the flag in the France24 video being used in the same way that the “Che” Guevara flag is waved, —say— during a General Greve or a May Day Parade?.

In any case, for the pandering choir of the Left in México, here’s a snapshot of how happy certain channels were, when the prodigal son of one of their own [ a respected academic ] was selected by the Enrique Peña Nieto administration to run the Mexican version of an electorate institute.

[Way Back Machine snapshot follows on Mr. Lorenzo Córdova Vianello… Content via:

Los borradores. | Uso justo de una nota que se borró.

Los borradores. | Uso justo de una nota que se borró.

Dear Ms. Calvin-Smith, the context is in Spanish, should this language be foreign to you, don’t worry, you could fix this by running over to RFI, i’ve heard that their Américas ‘team’ is well versed in Mexican  political pandering  political coverage:

… y bueno, la nota del cuadro de arriba —en su integridad— sí aparece en un google search por los interwebs. | Uso justo de los medios, y de la Crónica del Poder [punto] com. | Vía: http ://cronicadelpoder .com /columnas /linea-politica /cordova-debe-renunciar

… y bueno, la nota del cuadro de arriba —en su integridad— sí aparece en un google search por los interwebs. | Uso justo de los medios, y de la Crónica del Poder [punto] com. | Vía: http ://cronicadelpoder .com /columnas /linea-politica /cordova-debe-renunciar

TimeStamp:  17h  23hCET.

Time Now

We now join the race at the pier that connects with Route 66.