Dear, Pedro Panadero (Peter Baker):
liberty, liberty, — LIBERTY
With all due respect, Sir,
nevermind Mr. Matthews “panty raids”
and let’s hope that them MAGA republicans don’t go “streaking”;
did you relay our message to
or did you send it the way of the current
Sec’y of State?
Anyguey, for the record, Mr. Matthews, please be advised that we [the staff] began hinting at Mr. Marco Layera’s “closing of the Amigos de Mexico ranks” before the French Historia magazine posted their salute to Mr. Kissinger, which we [armando segovia/armando serrano prieto] warned you about it in 2016 from the Lafayette Commercial Center.
In Washington, D.C. abuse of Power is now a Legal Tactic at The White House.
… [C]oming up on The Chuck Todd Republic, Ben Franklin’s idea for the National Bird: a Fucking Turkey. Oh, the Irony.
… Oh, hey Hallie Jackson nice cover. Please relay to Chuckles that it was the Ali funeral that enraged Erdogân. Whomever blocked him from paying his respects to The Greatest shares a piece of David Ghuptta’s weekend dunkin’ doughnuts. Just sayn’.