Previously on Carolina Mary — Wash your hands

The Whole Kimchi Enchilada with a side of Qabili Palau.

When Wax monoliths melt

When Wax monoliths melt with Ari Melber .:. PAPA DON’T TAKE NO MESS, and if you are down with The Rev, you know what this means.

Anygüey, Wax Model Moore:

HOY NO HUBO Jazz, but whatever happens, please relay to Cousin Joe that neither El Niño Luc (version) of an Ugly Mexican in Nueva York, or his more incognito (doppelgänger) here in Paris at fip Central Station (Aussi) should “retire” during the course of this most non–consequential Work-in-Progress blog.

Tráfico de influenza

Tráfico de Influenza .:. 3BA7A38D-43D8-495A-AF73-85D05E331E0B 🗣 KORNACKI: You WANT mí on D.A.T. Wall — You NEED Mí On D.A.T. Wall.

As a Matter–of–Fact, Morning Mika, öüï would like to see D.O.S. Two (beasts) “Dancing Cheek to Cheek” from See-two-Shining See. In the mean time John Oliver, “You Dit It!” You, you, you! Heck, you Australian–looking handsome Rosbif fella!!! We [the staff] had not realized that you had the ‘Bullfighter’ genie in you; you must be from Gibraltar.

El Próximo Toro le corresponde al Mando

Nice “Indulto”* on that toro from la ganadería de los Griffin, “matador”, NOICE Indulto with “El Toro Hardball”.

That Clipboard needs Mí

That Clipboard needs a dash of Mí .:. ACE99C07-96D4-451B-9642-903FFFCE8655  _—•!•—_ Coming up in The Programming LIVE from Panama Beach… avenue, in Austin Texas, —City Limits : hasta La Victoria, siempre.

… [D]itch the “Whataburger“, it’s got ‘gen•TRI•fication in it’s its ‘hamburgers in paradise’ hamburger helper®️ DNA/ADN, and besides, any self-respecting Midnight Ryder knows that SONIC is the In–n–Out of the Southwest, y Raquelito, please inform Chuck D, of the following:

Fuck Tommy Lee Jones and The Men in Black, Eye is —motherfucker— The Black in Men, coming to an At-The Drive Inn in Mars, or some Órbita 106.7 (2005) like D.A.T..


John Oliver is a foken Animal — Gonna miss you, Chris

Tuesday's gone — What's on Wednesday?

Tuesday’s gone — What’s on Wednesday? .:. F44CB403-C42E-4D6F-91A7-B2030C1D5A05 — The Addams Family.

Somehow, Steve Kornaki’s dark screen is not as much of a kick to rag (not troll) on… but Seriously, Michael Moore, who the Fuck drops on out off the Big Enchilada before the Qualifying Run, eh?

So, it's Established

So, it’s Established .:. E940E21E-42D4-4E0B-840F-94CE82B76A44 —_•!•_— Indeed, Kornacki, Indeed. Öüï got him.

Oh, The Humanity! — The Show Must Go On!
Fade to Black

Fade to Black .:. 923A3CB4-4810-438C-B014-2F76CD0A63A9 —_•!•_— to the tune of Roy Orbison in “newsreel” Time, and for The Archive, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog, after playing devil’s advocate for the Blitzkrieg comment] had just TRANSLITERATED what öüï believe was is the Perfect Spanish call-sign for the Show: Vamo’ A Macanear; too bad that Phil Griffin never reads this 21st Century tribute to the “newsreel”. Matthews announced his retirement during Monday’s night’s* airing of his talk show, “Hardball.”

* Tuesday morning in Central Europe Time

Reached for comment, Mika Brzezinski said that she “tuned in every night only to hear the opening of the Chris Matthews Show,” Cousin Joe was not available, however, Willie Geist reflected on Steve Kornaki’s dark screen:

uh, funny how it didn’t come on, on such a momentous night.

Musical Guest:
The Lounge Newsreels featuring, En Dallas (voz) fuiste a dar.

Roy Orbison in real fip “Kitschy” time; Issy, the following must be presented in a Brian Williams “newsreel” spiel. Y no, Raquelito, we are not into crystal ball gazing, but there seems to be a neat time–projected and time-delayed triangulation in the TimeStamps, and as usual we do not select the songs that fit the newsreel tribute, we just play’em:

Just the fact's Kumar

Just the facts, Kumar .:. 0797E8F4-DCF9-42B7-B354-F17FC6514F8E 🗣 Just the facts.