Category Archives: PSA’s

En primer lugar, like it or not: We Are All Global Citizens.

Un PSA [por sus siglas en Inglés] es un Anuncio de Interés al Público. This segment [pues] is a collection of suggestions that are meant to remind the reader that without a fully functional Globe there is no México, ni tampoco un Matamoros… o un Marruecos for that matter —mucho menos— una Martinca; o mismo, una municipalidad registrada en la Sierra de Sevilla con el nombre de Marinaleda.

In this context a PSA, es pues, something that affects us all. Entonces, in a comprehensive world —as a whole— there is no room for a United States of America, “first.”

We are all Global Citizens —like it or not.

… the more you knew*

La Décoration de Caro³ en Nanterre

“El Perico” es pa’los COCOS…

³~. By “Caro”, Carolina Munoz, Öüï means Caro Quintero ; knot Ewe Caro.

Friends first of all 🦍

https ://elpais .com / 🗣️ /2026-01-25 /la-obscenidad-de-davos

La cannabis is for friends, but whatever you do, do get off of that trip on FZ-10 if you remember the time when an 8.1 degrees earthquake re-decorated Mexico City (in 1985, Distrito Federal) or, nitrous oxide if you were entering the first grade in elementary school when “inch’Allah” was a thing with ‘la juventud’ de François Hollande en 2012.

https ://www .france24 .com /fr /20120411 –my–niggas–in–paris –francois-hollande-banlieue-clip -rap-hip-hop-campagne-president –france–election–rolex

So yes, Carolina Munoz, that there was 40 years of the war on drugs and, “same as it ever was” with the Talking Heads, “el pericazo” is back on top, just like in the 1980’s when a guy named PABLO was running for president of Colombia. And that is not Mí making “IT!” up ma’am, that is your very own OFDT (French Monitoring Center for Drugs and Drug Addiction) flooding the data with “the estimated [metric ton] quantities of the main illicit drugs consumed in mainland France between 2010 and 2023″.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /france /article /2025/12/08 /cocaine-overtakes-cannabis-as-france-s-most-sold-drug 

🎶 Gideon checked out, and he left it³, no doubt.

³~. The Bible, in order to help in good Rocky’s revival… Issy-Évryone-Knew her as Nancy.

Which is why President Trump is working hard in stopping all of the cocaine  runners in the Caribbean ‘one narco lancha’ at a time, and with spectacular visuals Öüï might add, except one where the United States break all of the so-called “Rules of Engagement” and viciously slaughtered shipwrecked survivors in the name of the “Just Say No” campaign of Mr. T.

Un survivant a signalé que deux personnes avaient été tuées lors d’une attaque de bateau américain dans le Pacifique Est.

The latest bombing brings the total death toll from US boat strikes to 125 since September, raising human rights concerns :

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2026/1/23 /one-survivor-reported-two-killed-in-us-boat-strike-in-the-eastern-pacific

Previously on Yacht Rock with Joe Scarborough

Öüï caught up with Joe Scarborough in Nantucket just as he and his cronies were arriving from their Caribbean holiday sail. Coq suckers that they all are, the motherfuckers had Arnold the Pig for lunch.

Bunch a niggers with The Beatles just having Arnold for brunch 🍽️.

 

  🎶Good Morning, … [I]n local news it snowed in Paris. It’s probably going to snow some more, and in Washington, Vice-président J.D. Vance is honorarily pulling CQ at the White House.

Gotcha! 🕊️ Bitch!

 

I de diciembre, MMXXV³

³~. Secretary of Defense (war) Peter Hegseth has ordered that all Arabic numbers be removed and replaced by Roman numerals in honor of the mighty mighty Mars.

War Porn and Rule 34 follows, Secretary Heghset masturbates to Franklin the R.O.T.C. turtle.

 

Note to non-readers : if the interwebs re-directed your browser inquiry to this most non-cosequential blog, please be advised that war gore will not be found on this IP ; Gore War, on the other hand will be copiously displayed, but that is only because in the summer of 86′ Gore invented the “interwebs” while listening to Brian Adams “Summer of ’69” so, Gore can display whatever “Study Act” Gore wants ; his wife (madam PMRC) however, she will not be allowed anywhere near TAFKAP’s “Darling Nikki” nor GnR’s “My Michelle”.

Eye didn’t make the rules, Öüï simply display the facts, ma’am… just the facts.

 

https ://www .dictionary .com /slang /rule-34/

Now don’t get Mí started on the whatnots of rule 63, really, don’t.

War is peace (1984)

In local news Manuel Valls lost his “Jale” de Ultramar and mister Nuñez was shifted from his Préfecture desk at Cité to the Interior of the newly-displaced bpi (biblioteca pública de información) en el corazón de Bercy (cour Saint-Émilion). To celebrate mister Nuñez’es promotion to the Ministerio del Interior, today was casual Monday for all the civil servants on the floor be-low.

Note to editors:

For the AP (Associated Press) and those in the MLA (Modern Language Association) crowd, please be adviced that for this particular post Öüï will be using the CHICAGO MANUAL OF STYLE (CMOS) so, the possesive ending in the letter “s” or “z”, for that matter; will get an apostrophe followed by the letter “es“, —ese.

Inter-mission du Jardin : fuck you George Clooney

Enjoy your little “faggety” shot of Italy.

Catch-22.50-264-10-1 w/c… look it up, Cluny, look it up. The “dash-10 dash-1“ stands for user manual, the prefix is a MBT.

Enjoy the tax-breaks and it looks like you bought U.S. a Zoo. It’s a little bit funny because Matt bought a French clos first.

In local news the U.S. Pony Express is now privatized and somehow Don King won the government contract. Historical receipts show that Don King presented a blank page, of PAGE in white, and that nigger filled the landscape as the rounds 🥊went by.

Only in America

Da’ funk is this U.S. Postal Service stamp!? Holy mother-mary in Cuaresma, Alecia Mer y ENDAS, the only way to adjust that cover is with some poon-tang en pelotas.

In local news: information indisponible³

³~. “[N]ous mettons tout en ouvre pour remédier au dysfonctionnement down there.

³~.Wheel Of Fortune… El País, “Chances Are” in: Inflación de narices, by Raquel Pelaéz; martes 26 de noviembre de 2024.

PSA, or ASP if youse Miserably chido in Mayotte or “Chidamente” chihuahuense en Châtelet… at high noon the RATP will hold a minute of silence on every rail, every bus and every station for the victims of the not-very “chido” cyclone in the Indian Ocean.

https ://www.20minutes .fr /societe /cyclone-mayotte-quoi-consistera-journee-deuil-national-lundi

Chido, pues.

Our next segment takes us to the other extreme of The Indian Ocean where Öüï meets The Beatles, it’s Trou 🕳️ History TV 📺 and the former Liverpoolians just finished a trip to The Philippines of all places! By gum why The Beatles never even made it to old Developing Mexico, or El Chamizal for that matter, but John, Paul, George and, Ringo did make it to the Embassy (in Washington, D.C.) where a lock of the aforementioned drummer hair was violated from his head.

Aquí le falta un guión… cito yo, Excelentísima , cito yo : Roma es Amor.

It’s Christmas They Eve in Thailand and at The Philippines, heck! EVEN the “Marcos” are back in the frame… it’s just a “scratch and a dash” from detention, but that’s just how shit~hole embassies from developing countries like the U.K. in 1964 roll.

All threads considered… and Katty Kay, Eye ain’t no simple BBC stringer

Wild Bill was a fag, according to Doc Holiday.

I used to lasso–though, back in that West Texas Town of El Paso… I reckon for la sacré AFP.

Just the facts, ma’am… Personne cares knot about keeping your word.

…

Speedy Gone, y sales…
Transliteration of FOX’s “comes y te vas!”

 

Go… on, 😹 … hey, Alberto, RADIO FRANCE INTERNATIONAL’S Raphaël Morán asks if you have any friends in El Paso?

…

Vaya con dios…

Meanwhile, Maui continues to move.

Affirmative Action at the P.E.N. Club de France — Dew Ewe fuckers like tuna?

It’s Friday night Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and over in at the putas red light district de Pigalle, home of “Les Rats du Petit Moulin” y… de las tunas de un nopal it’s the Deadline for Entry into the P.E.N. Club (elitist) Translation Prize of 2023.

Today’s word of the They, dear Martin at “Le Grand institut de la statistique publique française”, en la bagagerie de Marie-Ange Schiltz is:

Shadenfreude

from the German (joy of the French’s misfortune).

I did ask if youse motherfuckers, “sprechen sie Deutsch? », didn’t Eye? So get back, honky cat. ÖÜÏ didn’t start that fire, but we did forewarned BRONTIS and Stephanie Menou at the Cité préfecture all those years ago. And, Bruno, que dice la Doctora, J-G Poisson 🩺 🐟 que por favor le saluden a Talía Olvera y a su patrona de ella, Barbara Carol de Obeso, en el show de Juanito Guanavacoa en Botzaris.

 

Under all that American ruble in the Academy, Öüï just learned that her name was Nicolle, and she once brought back a ROSE 🥀 to life.

Yeah, so normally as a norm our shit is fucked up, period! With that in mind, police radio interference is bunchin’ up today’s Deadline feature… bola de —putos.

In France, your won rights are closer than a crash-test dummy appears.

La tuna no es como las sardinas la pintan, en primer lugar, la tuna es desértica y tú mamá también, have some atún, it’s a cold platter.

Any how, shit’s going down at the Pinault Collection…Get Off’ my Lawn! You young people. And homie, leave those cops z’alone

The Death of French Commerce, long live the market.

And Gene Robinson… yo’Black-ass knows what goes good with Thon?

— Ketch-up… in Mexico a Zero Plus game es un “cero a la izquierda”, dijo El professor Alejandro Valenzuela en Sciences Po. Elítismo Immaculado.

Friday, June 30th, 2011… Paris, Francia_ To stand in solidarity with the new cuts at la Maison de La Radio on JFK Ave., in Paris, France, MGMT fucked with the models and fondled the mannequins notwithstanding the Summer Break. In Babylon Two (NYC) it’s “death and taxes” but in France it’s mimosas for Breakfast 🥞. Indeed.

Aussie… Eye is your huckle-tourist

Cuestión de enfoque — Háblele

Interference!!!!!!!!!

El gran timo 

DÉTENTE SATANAS!!!

https ://www .bloomberg .com /news /articles /2022-07-21 /the-rupert-murdoch-of-france-has-a-12-billion-plan-to-take-on-netflix-disney

El multimillonario ‘French Murdoch’ está construyendo su propio imperio mediático de derecha

Öüï knew this Way Back When “la Semana que Philippe Labró” was a thing on the French Taco channel of Direct Matin.

Reality is a fairy, on the Morning Mika Show.

10 Yards!

Drafting is for flags! fucking spell checker!!

 

First Down… on the penthouse floor!

Janice’s outlook

Coma frutas y verduras. Consulte a su médico.

I hear you paint Houses?

Oh hey, Hallie Jackson! Eye do Windows also… abortions? Wait one…

Manita de Cat Stevens:
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la…

Oddball:
— Yo! Lt.! Is the Company in the Coat Hanger business?

Milo Minderbender:
As of Friday June 24, 2022 at 10 am in Eastern Standard Times, Irish.
The Company hooked up with a BUM in Beverly Hills who is playing Rasputin with the King of the clothes hanging industry. Best wire in the business, the wire-bending process throws in the sterilization for free.

¡Ay, Barbara Villancico d’Esbelto… You ain’t seen nuttin’ yet!

L’aristocratie du Quartier… en el bar, l’Échan de menos.

Resistiendo La Honte de hueso tricolore

After the break, Denisa Kerschova can only Count to Four 🎉