To theys Angelus : DOPE 🚪

A Band In Parts and Barefooted Nuns presents

Gas, Mass, and Ass ; Mika Brzezinski stars as Pam “Coffy” Grier. SEE MIKA BRZEZINSKI sport an afro 🪮.

 

“Fuck The Ad Man,” to borrow a quote from The Enemy of Évry ALABAMA Song on a burning cross.

L’Iran déclare le détroit d’Ormuz ouvert à la navigation ; Trump affirme que le blocus américain est toujours en vigueur.

49 min. ago : North American stocks rally and oil tumbles 10% after Iran says Strait of Hormuz is open according to the associated press, via the CANADIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY.

For The Record : What is it Good For? Ring The Wall Street Bell, the “straight” is open (again).

 

https ://www .cnbc .com /2026/04/17 /iran-war-hormuz-strait-israel-lebanon-ceasefire

https ://www .cbc .ca /markets-april-17-strait-of-hormuz

Hoy no hubo jazz

With All Due respect,

The staff.

Additionally, please be advised that internet translators are not equipped nor endowed with the capacity to contextualize what Yoko Ono was banging on that conga 🪘.

³~. Paramount Pictures Presents

³~. Paramount Pictures Presents

Abe bets that you didn’t see Paramount whip Bob Evans out?

https ://www .lemonde .fr /2025/12/09 /warner-bros-discovery-takeover-paramount-s-counterattack-unfolds-under-trump-s-shadow

It’s an « American » thing, niggers are indigenous peoples of them 13 Colonies de Ken Burns.

I de diciembre, MMXXV³

³~. Secretary of Defense (war) Peter Hegseth has ordered that all Arabic numbers be removed and replaced by Roman numerals in honor of the mighty mighty Mars.

War Porn and Rule 34 follows, Secretary Heghset masturbates to Franklin the R.O.T.C. turtle.

 

Note to non-readers : if the interwebs re-directed your browser inquiry to this most non-cosequential blog, please be advised that war gore will not be found on this IP ; Gore War, on the other hand will be copiously displayed, but that is only because in the summer of 86′ Gore invented the “interwebs” while listening to Brian Adams “Summer of ’69” so, Gore can display whatever “Study Act” Gore wants ; his wife (madam PMRC) however, she will not be allowed anywhere near TAFKAP’s “Darling Nikki” nor GnR’s “My Michelle”.

Eye didn’t make the rules, Öüï simply display the facts, ma’am… just the facts.

 

https ://www .dictionary .com /slang /rule-34/

Now don’t get Mí started on the whatnots of rule 63, really, don’t.

All Hail Saint Nicholas at The White House

Spirit of Corps starring Pete “Patton” Hegseth…

🪿🌲🪿🌲🪿🌲🪿🌲🪿🌲

FI-FA-FO 🌲 Ho-Ho-Ho

 

The Day that Donald Trump turned the military brass into a NAZI goose-stepping club.

 

Breaking in Quantico, VA, Pete “Patton” Hegseth forbids chicken nuggets at all U.S. Military Post Exchanges.