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La Décoration de Caro³ en Nanterre

“El Perico” es pa’los COCOS…

³~. By “Caro”, Carolina Munoz, Öüï means Caro Quintero ; knot Ewe Caro.

Friends first of all 🦍

https ://elpais .com / 🗣️ /2026-01-25 /la-obscenidad-de-davos

La cannabis is for friends, but whatever you do, do get off of that trip on FZ-10 if you remember the time when an 8.1 degrees earthquake re-decorated Mexico City (in 1985, Distrito Federal) or, nitrous oxide if you were entering the first grade in elementary school when “inch’Allah” was a thing with ‘la juventud’ de François Hollande en 2012.

https ://www .france24 .com /fr /20120411 –my–niggas–in–paris –francois-hollande-banlieue-clip -rap-hip-hop-campagne-president –france–election–rolex

So yes, Carolina Munoz, that there was 40 years of the war on drugs and, “same as it ever was” with the Talking Heads, “el pericazo” is back on top, just like in the 1980’s when a guy named PABLO was running for president of Colombia. And that is not Mí making “IT!” up ma’am, that is your very own OFDT (French Monitoring Center for Drugs and Drug Addiction) flooding the data with “the estimated [metric ton] quantities of the main illicit drugs consumed in mainland France between 2010 and 2023″.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /france /article /2025/12/08 /cocaine-overtakes-cannabis-as-france-s-most-sold-drug 

🎶 Gideon checked out, and he left it³, no doubt.

³~. The Bible, in order to help in good Rocky’s revival… Issy-Évryone-Knew her as Nancy.

Which is why President Trump is working hard in stopping all of the cocaine  runners in the Caribbean ‘one narco lancha’ at a time, and with spectacular visuals Öüï might add, except one where the United States break all of the so-called “Rules of Engagement” and viciously slaughtered shipwrecked survivors in the name of the “Just Say No” campaign of Mr. T.

Un survivant a signalé que deux personnes avaient été tuées lors d’une attaque de bateau américain dans le Pacifique Est.

The latest bombing brings the total death toll from US boat strikes to 125 since September, raising human rights concerns :

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2026/1/23 /one-survivor-reported-two-killed-in-us-boat-strike-in-the-eastern-pacific

And in The great state of Missouri — Sen. Claire burns her bras

And now… The Rest of The Story with Paul Harvey.

Got Beads?

Got beads? .::. C7C7F03B-EADB-491B-A2A7-FC4481339B27 🗣 Sen. McCass, stop using them Gideon bible pages for your “Wacky Tobacki” and show those blind Alabama Chior Boys how to properly protest, just like a Red-Blooded American! —_•!•_— Aussi, Senator Claire, Grandpa Jones wants you to listen to the Radius.

Previously on,
“If Eye were the Devil”
in the voice of Brian Williams

Calls from the Nether Regions of Ireland, and the Rosbif’s sector of Liverpool prompted the Warrenton police to arrest nephew Cody for bragging online about his store-licking escapades. Nephew Cody, of the Pfister clan in the St. Louis Metropolitan “statistical” Area whose city motto is “A City For All Seasons” lived up to that moniker after nephew Cody answered a D.A.R.E. from the president of them united states of america, after Donald John Trump declared on the World Stage that the White House press briefing room is, that KOI Fish supplements are a cure (like té de Tila is for the president of Mexico) for the Current COVID–19 pandemic.

https ://riverfronttimes .com /newsblog/2020/03/24 /missouri-walmart-coronavirus-licker-charged-with-terrorist-threat

In related Make America Grim Again news and, with no pun intended here, because as the MISERY poster behind Rob Reiner stated on this weekend edition of AM Joy: WE REPORT THE BLACK HUMOR NEWS AND MAX BROOKS DECIDES IF HE LAUGHS.

March Madness with Metallica

March Madness with the ‘Tallica .::. 2888D7A5-6A83-4688-80C6-023ABD895AED 🦇🌎🌍🌏🦇👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏽‍⚕️👨🏽‍⚕️👩🏾‍⚕️👨🏾‍⚕️👩🏿‍⚕️👨🏿‍⚕️🥽🚨🏥☎️🦠🧻📈☣️
You just stood there screaming
Fearing no one was listening to you
They say the empty can rattles the most
The sound of your voice must soothe you
Hearing only what you want to hear
And knowing only what you’ve heard
You you’re smothered in tragedy
And you’re up to save the world

Bad news travel fast, but pandemics travel at the speed of light. Up north, in The great state of Wisconsin a novel way of protest against the “unfair and unbalanced” attacks against “The” donald on the Just The Facts Ma’am News Networks is hitting supermarket surfaces. Sources close to Rocky Raccoon, reporting from The Great State of Minnesota relay that the protester, an unidentified FOX News surface–licker might be the one responsible for infecting sensible Mid–Westerners with the COVID–19 virus.

https ://www .newsweek .com /wisconsin-woman-licks-grocery-store-freezer-handle-protest-coronavirus-1493354

The surface–licker, “a 53 year old Marshfield woman” stated that although she had never used “this method of protest” before, she was a pro at bra-burning in the Mid–West when she used to protest the Bush era wars with a Ho named Magill, —WHO called herself Lil—, but everyone Knew her as Nancy.