Category Archives: Efemérides

¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

A Word Cup that will be celebrated in infamy

Arizona.

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Japanese Appreciation Month (jam, for short) and sources close to some frog on the scene relay that Hilo is feeling ’64.

… but only 🌊 vaguely on account of the Pope [in Rome] who blessed Henry Kissinger with FIFA’s Joao 🏆l’Avalanche’s Torture Prize.

Over on the cooking show it’s “Three Things with Spaghetti-on-It”  :

I.

Spaghetti is overrated and Stranger Things have happened.

Spaghetti is overrated and Stranger Things have happened. Like that time that Bob Evans

 

II.

‘Mother of God’: Stephanie Ruhle Blown Away When Speaker Johnson Says Women Can’t Mentally ‘Compartmentalize’

III.

So Foot et Mafia… any 🦉 hoot, Jackie Alemany, don’t take it personal ; who is Eye supposed to troll, the two mean gay guys next to you? C’mon,  —NOW.

Behold : line – hook – sinker

Dimanche 30 novembre 2025

Elvis, was a better Hegseth, Patel, and that fucking Rubio on the Trump watch.

Fuck The Blue Strip slip Process… but that’s only because ELVIS had a big PEACOCK 🦚 badge! Look at the size of that PEACOCK, —Joe.

Best Unquantifiable F.B.I. special agent
Öüï’s talking KING$,
— nigga!

Eye swears that Öüï can’t make this morning joe shit up.

The Rules of Engagement … the Roman Numerals edition.

 

p. 33 †… of course it is

Now before Ewe go fucking up that 3-pointer, and bloody–Mí up, here is the fucking source, lest Ewe forget that I, Armando Segovia, am the Water Bearer ♒

There’s a nomenclature for it… but that is not it, that’s the tap, Eye is The Source.

 

« “Jean-Pierre, we have a new Reubens.” »… literally 👆🏼

 

Öüï now returns to them “D…eeetails” already in progress: it’s 13h in C.E.T.

A closer Luc, follows, right now it‘s Oh My God Becky Look At The Cock on that guy.

 

Across The Atlantic, it’s 9 a.m. and it’s looking a lot like a Nuremberg-style trial for that coke’ed-up Secretary of ‘Gwar’ on FOX News : Pete ‘I wear a Nazi Symbol on my chest’ Hegseth, but you better not raise the price of my Golden Corral grits.

Golden Corral, where broke-ass gringos go out to eat.

Y este-s el corrido del caballo blanco.

🎸 Try One-Oh-Fo’ and tell the Hicks-the-Po’boy is on the line 📞 Cruzó como rayo, tierras Nayaritas entre cerros verdes y lo azul del cielo 🪇

In this section José Alfredo Jiménez and Chuck Berry exchange notes on their most extreme road trips to a gig, short story long The Colonel got a whiff of the exchange thanks to a record “executive” at aduanas in Acapulco, the rest is His Story 🚽 the promised crap.

Issy-Jimmy-Cliff : Viva Cristo Reggaeton FlamencoSka

Many Rivers To Cross… so many bridges to burn ❤️‍🔥

And, Catherine dear… just like Eye told Faisal : Öüï don’t select las faenas du jour, I simply show y’all what’s happening All Along The Watchtower.

 

Tell you what Jenni Hermoso, let’s go with El Tío Norteño, de don Slim, en Santa Catarina de Los Viejos Bombos

In that same ruedo Cuidad Juárez, Chihuahua, suspended the Last of the corridas for the year of our Lorde’Spañola Rosalía de Los Bjorks en La Balderas. A judge in that state’s capital ~300 km south on La Panamericana ruled that Paola San Román could not celebrate Fátima’s “Cristo Rey” celebration. I tell you what Marjolena Kalten-Porten Jazz, that is a damn shame, the State of Chihuahua keeping women from doing their art ; I am not a betting man so the current owner of the Miss Universe Franchise and, former kingpin at Casino Royale in Monterrey (NL³) would not like me, but if I was (a betting man) I would bet that if la señora matador San Román had an uncle in the PEMEX chain-of-concern Paola would have had her tarde en Juárez.

Guanaceví, Municipio de San José de Las Panochas³

It Ain’t Me — Happy birthday, revolution.

 

En Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Margarita’s Happy Hour until Morning Joe drives the cows home, Issy-Phuck-It, Fatima, you just made the great and youse now “la chiqui-ti-bun Superior™ rolled into “La India³ que todos quieren”.

³~. Formally, “La rubia que todos quieren”.

Fake escalas 🛬 en la esquela 🪦… la toma de Torreón vista desde “la caseta” antes de llegar a Palomas (hoy) entronque a Chapingo.

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Tan Falso como San José de Las Panochas en Los Dos Amigos, o algo así. En fin, ministro de los difuntos nacionales, if the unfortunate accident happened after La Sierrita, then the municipality would befall to Tlahualilo… knot Bermejillo.

Sicario incomprendido, El fruto de una revolución.

Happy birthday, revolution.

Vamos a los toros, con Edward Burnett Tylor en Anáhuac

Bo knew Bull — Burnett knew Jack Didley-squat about La Fiesta (de Paz ; chapter II de El Laberinto de Alberto Camus)

6 de Do’Mec 6

The French Landlord de Pachuca, featuring a “el 🫰🏼 mozo” de « las embajadoras » de Don Jorge Saldaña (Banderilla, Veracruz) en el festival de María 🪇🎺 Schis en Belleville. La China Poblana de Montrouge 💃🏼 —invita.

 

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In this section of our most non-consequential blog, Marcelo Ebrard (for obvious reasons³) plays the role of a “French snob” as he leads Los 🦟 Enanitos 🦟 Toreros de Manuel 🦟 Valls. Olé, mosquitos, Olé.

Sicario incomprendido… Andalucía de los quintos patios y La Chingada, Chiapas.

 

Y hoy por ser día de tu santo, vamos pues a robar Guanaceví, Municipio de San José de Las Panochas, but you are going to have to get through PEÑOLES first.

 

Efemérides Last Decade Today : campechana à la francesa³

… Y ¡mesa, mesa! Mesa’l que más aplauda 🫰🏼

🦚

Last Week Today 10 Years Ago — Memories from El Monte follows.

 

Mesa’l que más aplauda
Le mando—le mando la niña
Mesa, mesa… y Sandwich a la chichona

³~. Changüich a la Chichona (sic) by Molotov

Mesa, Meza al que más aplauda

🦚

Meza, mesa… Mesa al que más aplauda… en silencio…

and, Joe Scarborough, the fact that your little morning show has not, has not! Mentioned the November 13 attacks in Paris goes to show what a piece of shit The United States of America are, — just saying, you fucking Mormon.

Prove me (armando segovia) wrong, do it, —bitch.

For The Record…

Dick Cheney brought the Twin Towers down 👎🏼

FUCK YOU Liz, and your dead dad.

It’s just another fucking Monday

Lait français — FOCH you William II… VP’s wife abuse bullying comes courtesy of The 🇬🇧 Guardian, no thanks to the fucking “child molesting” BBC³.

 

³~. Profile: Jimmy Savile, the type of “editing” that Trump wants from the BBC

Coming up on “It goes to show you never can tell”, pre-tween sex doll retailer Shein, draws 50,000-plus people in five days at paris’ BHV

The men are running to Shein, only in theaters.

 

… and not that it matters (anymore, it seems) tomorrow is Armistice Tuesday, on that day at the 11th hour, of the 11th day, of the 11th month, royalty began to lose all of it’s ZAMUNDA charm in Western-style democracies, 107 years later gold trimmings and the SS-Totenkopfverbände in Chicago and across Chuck Berry’s “promise land” seem to be making a comeback :

I want my Toten Hosen and Another Brick on The Wall

 

perhaps it’s the nostalgia of “the roaring 20’s” at Mar-a-Lago, either way, it appears that the U.S. Senate democrats are a bunch of pussies or maybe, just maybe Minority House Leader, Hakim Jefferies, is felling left out with Mayor-elect Mamdani’s stance on how to take on the Nazi playbook of Donald John Trump and his satraps across stolen indigenous lands.

This guy took Spanish in High School, and he got a D– (Dee minus).

 

For the record, Öüï highlights mister Hakeem (sorry if Eye mispelled your name) Jefferies on account that Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer is the pussy-molded face of MAINE Republican senator, Susan Collins.

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And ladies & gentlemen, I’d like to present: Muhammad Ali³

³~. Powder Blue… a song by Ween 🤠; Öüï’s been told that Chixdiggit 🍁. Goooo, Dodgers! 🐂.

Powder Blue… respect for the Blue Jays but in the words of “FLUFFY” you can piss up a rope, Mister Richard Smoker, because you certainly are a poopy poker, I bet that the Dog Meat that you eat comes from L’Argentina, what-with you sounding like one of those Christian MAGA supporter and all. No offense to Lennon, but you sir are one hellova ONO YOKER.

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USO JUSTO DE TODOS LOS MEDIOS

Goooo, Dodgers! Sources close to Joseph Charles Scarborough III‘s yacht in Nantucket, U.S.A., relay that Morning Joe is not happy for The 2025 MLB Champions of that baseball tournament, recent data and comments made by that sonovabitch during The Morning Mika Show reveal that Joseph Scarborough (Charles ‘the’ 3rd) would not be happy (also) if the Los Angeles Dodgers would not have succeed over the TORO(nto) Blue Jays in Canada, but that is only because “Joey” is one of them East Coast ‘cosmopolitan elites‘ who still believe in Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan and of course, —Manifest Destiny.

 

“There you go again, ruining baseball, one Series at a time”.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /baseball /comments /sportsnet_analyst_caleb_joseph_opening_his/

Ronald Reagan’s farewell address.

Help Mí, motherfucker, Scrape The Mucus off My Brain.

Now to be fair, there is one downside to the Dodgers winning the MLB tournament and that is the trip that the organization must make to the White House, so pena of Donald Trump deporting all of the Japanese from Chavéz Ravine if The Dodgers should boycott that last road trip of the 2025 season.

1 de noviembre — Goooo, Dodgers ⚾

Top of the 3rd…

This is an intermediary frame in change

 

Dodgers score, man-on-third with Fredie Freeman at the Plate… 1 — nothing,  L.A… bases loaded with Mookie at the Plate and it’s 3 — nothing, L.A… Öüï got U.S. a ball game (you are welcome).

Bottom of the 3rd… an error in Center-field costs Yamamoto one run. 3 — 1, L.A. on to the Fourth and circumstances beyond our control prevents Mí from making notes for this most non-consequential blog, but not from watching the game develop as ghouls go by.

Told y’all that it was going to be a Day of The Dead Series… and Cousin Joe, who’s the bum now? Must be you motherfucker, must be you. Now go clean that fucking tea spill on your yacht.

De cualquier puta manera : Goooo, Dodgers!

Hoy por ser Día de La Raza… Cervantes follows

En un lugar de Montreuil, de cuya calle no quiero acordarme, o algo así en La Mancha 🫟 Urbana de Hidalgo y Pécresse.

Tan Credo tu credo.

 

Lo sospeche desde un principio … “everyone is gay³”.

³~. All Apologies. Nirvana

Eye wished i, was like Ewe… easily a muse.

 

En fin Avi Velshi, are you still hung-up on all of that George Orwell stuff?  The Anarchist Cookbook is where it’s at, although using the word “reactionary” is such dirty word with the people of La Sorbonne, or her United Statesian cousins at the CUNY or, that “animal house” called Columbia University. At least it was in the teen-years of the Third Millenium, or the year 2000 if you are a fucking Mormon.

Predator : Badlands… Science is the pray, not the hunter.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Avi Velshi, if you are wondering why the Barbary Pirates are not taking advantage of the breakdown of The Federalists Papers and Madisonian Democracy with a dirty bomb 💣, it is because as Napoléon Buena-parte said :

First they came for the crazy ducks, then stuttering pigs were erased from His-story, and then off-course in Albuquerque, New Mexico, the 👯‍♀️ motherfucking 👯‍♂️ bunnies.

“never interrupt your INFIDEL enemy…” while The UNITED STATES of America is making an entire Encyclopedia Británica of mistakes.