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Accept no imitators : Sunday, February 1st

Eating their own shit to the top 🎩

“What d’Ewe mean Eye don’t believe in God?”

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… and Mika Brzezinski, you’ve Ho’id about Two Girls and, —it’s not one of those. Eye’s talking about two girls and a solo dance, not a SOLO 💩 CUP™ because that shit show is happening at PAM BONDI’s big new office with Lady Justice beaten and  laying on the ground.

MARCH 2026 ISSUE :

https ://www .theatlantic .com /magazine /2026/03 /pam-bondi-trump-doj-independence


Lucky 13 for 2026 on a Red Horse from the East also ride in the months of MARCH and November, all other “Friday the 13’s” are irrelevant.

Eye Ain’t Supertitious, when a black cat passes my door, or when BALDER cowboys than Mí ride along The Watchtower, fuck you Loki ; there can only be one joker 🃏.

 

And, Simone Sanders, you Bad Mama Jama, Ewe… don’t go calling someone a “cowboy” until you see him riding a horse. Off-course Simone Sanders, you can go ahead and ask Maya Rupert, she’ll tell Ewe : don’t let Ali Vitali lose the thread, which is why Öüï are up too early and to witness the Countdown To The Shutdown.

Bunny Dérangement Syndrome for Dummies 🪶🥊🐰… and in case anyone missed, IT!, according the the Rolling Stone, Peso Pluma will turn into a rock and roll bitch for Ewe, if one brings up politics into an interview.

 

Full Disclosure for the Reverend Al SharpTone:

For all Öüï knows, Hassan Emilio “ Peso Pluma” Kabande Laija and Benito Antonio “Bad Bunny” Martínez Ocasio hang out like Salvador Sánchez and Edwin Rosario ; or even Julio César Chávez and Héctor Camacho, playing bones and snorting coke.

Owning the steers.

Again, Simone Sanders, don’t go calling someone a cowboy only because his “coco” is wearing a Resistol™, especially if it’s coming out of your co-host binder… that’s right Eugene Daniels, Eye clocked yo’ass last Sunday before the lamest Super Bowl in JEERs, in JEERs!!! Thank God for that half-time show ; now it’s on to Munich.

Back to El Chuco : Federal Aviation Propaganda Commision

¡Hola Vero³!!!

Donald La Drône, pas drôle

³~. https ://escobar .house .gov /news /documentsingle /press-release-congresista-escobar-statement-on-closure-of-el-paso-airspace

Cum•bia, hasta las seis de la mañana
pura colita de borrego at Rosa’s Cantina

In Paris, France, Marjolena Kalten-Portenpistolas is trafficking in Jazz and a bag of weed.

In any case, Randall “forbes” Lane, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still Edison’s birth-of-a-Nation anniversary, to celebrate, Elon Musk is going to send a team of Thailandese soccer-playing elephants into orbit, but without a space suit just for fun, and to deflect from his Jeffrey Epstein affair with Lolita.

The Birth of A Randall in a Thomas Edison garage.

 

For context, Randall Lane (title on the Morning Mika Show) collaborator of the “50 clams over 50 years of age in Abu Dhabi”, set forth the example of Thomas Edison as an example to follow when destroying democracies for the benefit of their portfolios.

Issy, Bad Bunny, all of a sudden Évry body wants to ‘Spik-ah-the-Spanish”

Any 🦉 hoot, the 50-over-50 event is a symposium of vintage quiffs really, or how the SPANISH-speaking circuit at Le Beaubourg in Paris call it : las más cabronas. Ana Cabrona (la más Cabrera) coincidentally, does not qualify because she’s like 20 years of age, or something along that range.

Eye Say do Ewe spick-ah my language; Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon in Australia.

https ://www .theguardian .com /technology /2018/jul/18 /elon-musk-apologises-for-calling-thai-cave-rescue-diver-a-pedo

Fuck Thomas Edison, the Elon Musk of his day

Tesla sends all his lovin’ to Randall at Forbes.

To they, in Washington but also at the Eiffel Tower is EDISON DAY on account that today is his birthday.

 

Bad Guillotine… Off With Their Heads. In local news “le guacamole du Super Bowl” (pg.63 Le Point, 2793) gave Eloy Vargas, an avocado producer in Uruapan, Michoacán, a warm fuzzy and a Speedy González smile, quote :

With the Super Bowl final [sic] this February 8th and the eliminations which preceeded it, the demand exploted… the Americans [sic] love to eat guacamole in front of the television

unquote.

Note to El Paso International Airport :
The U.S. Government cannot hide the concentration camp that is visible to air passengers after the planes leave the runway during takeoff. For context, Donald Trump is trying to camouflage Stephen Miller’s sadistic detention center, so the janitors there will have a 10-day no pay vacation.

Any hoot, Leo, not that you are going to read this most non-consequential blog but being that i went ahead and posted yesterday’s  improvised snapshots at Marie Stuart’s, i thought that Eye would wait at least 36 hours before Öüî scribed you into a post, but that is only because 24 hours are not enough to cover the news of the THEY my friend ; de cualquier manera, Leo, never read the running day (i.e. today’s date, 11/2/2026) on account that if you’d read yesterday’s post at say, 10h you would have missed your own street-saxin’-session!

Down to the maddafakin’ white truck. For context the only element missing on this screen grab is the rain, all other details are present… including Mí 🥃behind that vehicle.

https ://www .today .com /flights-at-el-paso-airport-halted-for-10-days-for-security-reasons

Soooo, unless you are one of the Monkees working at say, radiofrance, msnow or, perhaps even the Préfecture de Paris, who have the resources to designate a team to monitor (not follow) what i post, don’t follow me instead, people who know—know that it would probably be en meilleure santé, if you focus on your skateboarding and sax playin’ rather than figuring out what the hell is going on in That West Texas Town of El Paso.

And, Paola Ramos… as the first “Made-in-France” refugee

As the first “Made-in-France” refugee I ( Armando Segovia) would like to address the following to the Outgoing Paris Mayor, Mme. Anne Hidalgo.

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PRESENTE :

This one is a nice story, told through posters and a small thought from the refugee in front of Bastien Santanoceto’s camera ; and with all due respect to each and every one of those subjects in front of Bastien Santanoceto’s camera i must [seriously] say that, one has to be French 💋 to get away with that, and here is why Mme. Hidalgo… have some fries🍟and let Mí know if you need ketchup because Öüï’s got plenty of it.

[Text Goes Here]… but first:

Surfin’ USA 🏄🏼

 

[Yada-yada-halftime] … Eye tells Ewe WATT 🪇 those damn puertorros can’t pronounce the ERRE on a game of bones 💬 but Eye be damned if them boricuas can’t put on a show, candela en el mes de La Candelaria y de los negros en La Unión A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N-A… San Juan de Puerto 😋 Lico never looked younger, Javier*—EhAh!

F.U.C.K. DONALD john TRUMP, and J.D. Vance.

*~. Javier Solis ; En Mi Viejo San Juan.

And, Mme. Mayor, no coma ansías, “you are going to like the way you look” to quote the men at the warehouse, Eye guarantees, IT!.

Intermission at Jackie Alemany’s closet before the show

But for the record [first] :

Eh, los paranoias 🪇, sponsored by Chiquita Bananarama.

It used to be that if you break it, you buy it, but that is not the case to they, on the Avi “Wall Street” Velshi Show, to they the new rule is that if you buy it, you get to break it ; like a goD.

Jeez-US Christine it looks like a dollhouse wardrobe for 20 Century Fox! It’s missing Jell-O, though. It’s okay, Jackie Alemany, Eye got’s sunshine in a bag. The first thing we are going to need are freckles to go with that coat of yours. The white buttonis are bold, little ol’ i will give you that.

Öüï now return to Jackie Alemany’s closet, featuring Eugene Daniels as “El Negro” Salomé, not to be confused with “El Negro” Sebastián porque ese güey le pega a su mujer.

Commentary Mí

God bless Kids Rock.

Hoy por ser Día de La Raza… Cervantes follows

En un lugar de Montreuil, de cuya calle no quiero acordarme, o algo así en La Mancha 🫟 Urbana de Hidalgo y Pécresse.

Tan Credo tu credo.

 

Lo sospeche desde un principio … “everyone is gay³”.

³~. All Apologies. Nirvana

Eye wished i, was like Ewe… easily a muse.

 

En fin Avi Velshi, are you still hung-up on all of that George Orwell stuff?  The Anarchist Cookbook is where it’s at, although using the word “reactionary” is such dirty word with the people of La Sorbonne, or her United Statesian cousins at the CUNY or, that “animal house” called Columbia University. At least it was in the teen-years of the Third Millenium, or the year 2000 if you are a fucking Mormon.

Predator : Badlands… Science is the pray, not the hunter.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Avi Velshi, if you are wondering why the Barbary Pirates are not taking advantage of the breakdown of The Federalists Papers and Madisonian Democracy with a dirty bomb 💣, it is because as Napoléon Buena-parte said :

First they came for the crazy ducks, then stuttering pigs were erased from His-story, and then off-course in Albuquerque, New Mexico, the 👯‍♀️ motherfucking 👯‍♂️ bunnies.

“never interrupt your INFIDEL enemy…” while The UNITED STATES of America is making an entire Encyclopedia Británica of mistakes.

Inter—mission : this is an ad-free space

Wit, i’s wide open 👐🏼 Whisky River 🥃 ain’t dry yet… this is to say that if, and only if, the River Seine is noisy, it is because Aquarius l’Echa Candela al jarrón, o mucura if Ewe’s from Tamaulipas.

I’m Sirius and Venus rises on the East during the next full moon.

It’s Prime-time in Hilo, Hawaii… y si no sabéis lo que esto significa, Ewe has fo’Months to learn how to navigate the Stars on a Saturday Night / Sunday Morning in el horizonte sin dimensión.

En París, hoy salió el sol.

Colors

En fin, igual lo diría Jack “The 🇸🇦 Ripper”…

2 de octubre en trozos (chunks)

The N-word – Negan, por partes.

In Saudi 🔪 Arabia, Dave Chappelle was not allowed to joke about Jamal Ahmad Hamza Khashoggi³, and Burr (that motherfucker) killed Madisonian Democracy (again).

³~. Khashoggi was assassinated and cut into CHUNKS by The Saudi 🇸🇦 Arabia Comedy Squad on October the 2nd of 2018, the clown who ordered the hit laughed at Western-style democracies when the crowned 🇸🇦 prince took responsibility for Khashoggi‘s dismemberment but denied in the same slasher sentence having any knowledge of the conspiracy to commit murder before he lied to the world about Khashoggi leaving the “scene of the crime” on his complete set of legs.