Category Archives: Efemérides

¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

15 de septiembre… el grito de Lola

Viva Hidalgo… entonces pues FEY, como dijo René : Atrévete Te-Te y ya no andes cantando interpretado a Nuno en el clóset de Saúl. Regardless of los puentes de l’independencia the first victim of Dana White’s shredding of the Muhammad Ali Reform Act was El Himno Nacional de Las Chivas del Guadalajara.

Hoy no hubo himno porque Jaime Nuno agarró puente desde el pasado viernes.

En contexto, Polanco, “Al Diablo (con) Los Periodistas”, who needs Alarma! when Fiesta Mexicana (en Guadalajara) plays a cumbia on the background of the news about a young woman destripada and laying in a pool of her own bodily fluids. Now that!

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That is how TV Azteca combierte a la Juventud Venezolana en Jalisco into “stone-cold-killers’.

On the menu : Sushi Oriental de Cuernavaca… 🎶 y las balsas desde Disneylandia París en Chessy a Groenlandia.

Now i’ve been to Three State Fairs, two rodeos and at least Six Scottish Löcs including the one where Jimmy Page killed “Nessie” and turned it into all sorts of sushi 🍣, but never Katty Kay, i’ve never seen a cunt that stretched so wide and long in London Town. Never, Katty Kay.

Don’t Open ‘Till Doom’s Day or when Civil War on Morning Joe is announced and branded by Donnie Deutsch.

Happening right now, Donald John Trump is trying to divert the attention from his involvement in the Epstein Porn Collection on VHS.

In the mean while… Öüï now returns to our regular spiel in Las Vegas, Nevada, where Pablo Torre is pissing on the Dark Side of The Moon and Canelo just relinquished his Belt.

Trust the process, Pablo.

This Bud’s For You : Eye is an Antichrist and Öüï reddits a lot, a lot mister President.

 

Issy-Colonel-Avia, Canelo’s legacy in the Boxing world will not suffer one tiny bit after his loss against a guy who goes by the name of “Bud”, however…

French Tacos are now feeling Japanese.

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Up next, Donald Trump goes to the U.K., hilarity ensues when EPSTEIN’S name is everywhere

Ketch up Red Team.

In Memoriam 🇨🇱 Salvador Allende

Donald goes to a baseball game… and Every Yankees fan remembers how he mocked the Twin Towers by making the Saudi Arabia attack about his fucking desire for a Nobel Peace Prize.

What’s good for a British ambassador is good for a sitting U.S. President of America… enjoy the rosbifs, the fish and chips, but most importantly Donald, them bad teeth.

Happy Birthday to Ewe.

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1 de septiembre… no Claudia no cry*

*~. Bob Marley was a she in Baum fag, and Morning Joe is on tape NOW. It’s Labor Day and Joe Scarborough is anchoring his yacht somewhere in The South of France next to his Polish buddy Piotr 🎩 Szczerek, the two will snatch baseball caps from unsuspecting French children in the heart of Marseille.

Kill the rich.

Why Marsella? Dr. Frankenstein asked, and the monster replied, because Ewe bastard, just because.

It’s informe day in Mexico and that can only mean one thing, masiosare acecha y “acuerdate d’Acapulco”, this is no time for siesta, —sister.

👽 El planeta es mío con todos sus japoneses

Don’t Open ‘Till Doom’s they

Goooooooo, Dodgers.

Coco Wash is not Agua Celeste. Kabuki Cowboys.

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Play ball… and Katty Kay are you wearing Yellow to be Mello, or are you just being coy? Especially today when Lyndon Baines Johnson signed the BILL that declared that you were never ment to be beautiful VOTING ACT .

Ewe basterd ☢️

Any 🦉 hoot, let’s get Bach to basics, Madame Hidalgo… Sébastien is falling out of the wall. Art is not going to fix itself, crime on the other hand will always find SciencesPo bureaucrats.

San Fernando 34 approves

Öüï interrupts Wednesday’s transmission on on a BEAUTIFUL Friday morning due to The 🤠 Gap 🤠 Band 🤠 dropping a Bomb on Chávez Ravine.

 

Ursula EU entre la Monnaie y la Samaritaine

In the European interest, Donald Trump just negotiated a major blowjob for the Trump Trust and the Red Light District in Frankfort, Kentucky… courtesy of George Clooney and his big Kamela Harris/Hillary Clinton’s payment and/or re-IMBURSMENTS to the Jefferey Epstein’s Épisodes on Martin Luther King’s Day.

This Is For The People of The Sun
VIVA LA RAZA

Dear Donald Trump John, fuck you and the 60 million reasons for which The United States of America are responsible for. What is happening in Gaza is LAS VEGAS, NEVADA’S fault and, motherfucker, the Middle East. Uncle Sam broke it, Uncle Sam bought it.

Tuesday’s Up, nigger!

Carl weeps on the Rosetta Alligator jail

And Israel, the 🇮🇱 NAZI 🇮🇱 uniform fits to the T, to the Tee 🏌🏼… it all started with them BROWN SHIRTS at the ghetto.

With that in mind, across The Atlantic, MÉXICO was not inaugurated nor was La Raza born with the mixing of Spaniards and Chilangos del Distrito Federal.

Lucky Nº 13 ✍🏼 ♠️ Impeccable Timing 🎸

Paul recommends this blog. Ewe can catch Paul in the Nice House by The Sea:

From Nativity in Black to an Eric Clapton show, After Midnight, the margaritas are on Jefferey Epstein’s “J.P. Dimon’s” account, drink up niggers.

 

Witt that in My ‘nd…

Julio Guereka took the morning, the night, and the following 24 hours off, but that is only because Claudia Sheinbaum wanted to listen to Las Muertas de Juárez in Stereo and Julio Guereka delivered them en mono. Julio Guereka is scheduled to return to La Chaveña on Friday.

No tenéis ni puta idea.

Mike Huckabee’s Magical Mystery Israel gets bitch-slapped by the Jews in The State of Israel, any 🦉 hoot, Benny Hinn takes on the role of Ricardo Arjona’s son-in-law in The West Bank.

Mean Streak Time… Stimulate some action.

Geo Mean Streak Times

Hoy No Hubo Jazz… LOS PAULINOS

No Insistas Charlotte Bibring, The Paulines are the last little punk band before the end of the world.

Rocket Queen… well if there’s eva’ bean a band of Misfits these are it. And Öüï has IT!, on good authority to relay what Thomas, drummer of The Paulines, and-illegitimate-basterd’-son-of-Ginger—Baker said; that Dee, the singer for Los Paulinos is in fact, the long-lost-abandoned-lovechild of Paul McCartney and Karol Calle; in-Dee-d she is.

WHY I HATE THE SIXTIES : Good Vibrations

It’s the coolest band in town, not just the sound but for where they played, —next to a big fucking Freezer ❄️

Pauline don't SURF

Pauline don’t SURF

Note to editors… “soon Eye discovered that this ROCK THING is TROU” and then it became difficult to find a network around the 6th, the 5th, and Paris Centre making it impossible to blog-in-REEL-time but Öüï keeps on Truckin’ anyhow.

“Los bulbos estan calientes… ¡apágalos!”

Contra—líneas y las causas…

para cotizar como chofer de plataforma

EL HALCONAZO 1971… jueves de Corpus on a Tuesday’s Gone California Bungalow en El Distrito Federal. 👮

Thank You (motherfuckers) for letting Mí, bee 🐝 my-self, Pistachón Zig~Zag ♠️ reports.

I Want My Matricula Consular

¡Orbitá! pero no partícipes, be like the Oh.Eh.Ah. and scream like the C.E.L.A.C.

Instituto de Los Mexicanos en El Extranjero
sponsored by Mexico y su pinche clasismo y corrupción del pueblo para pendejos.

Ahora sí:

Tripas de Gato
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Mientras tanto en Ciudad Juárez... Julio Guereka was being an asshole

Mientras tanto en Ciudad Juárez… Julio Guereka was being an asshole

 

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So, what’cha gonna play now? —Julio? Of course Ewe are, it’s a Dog-eat-goD cloud.

Over at Hôtel de Ville Marie Gentric got run over by an Ice Cream Truck

You are in my Element, Gentric 🍃 Put the mask on. You are about to experience La Fuerza de Un Waffle 🧇 Bien Belga cómo Brel en Bobigny (93100).

Soñe por un momento que Era Aire… and then I Went Skateboarding en picada y sin paracaídas… It’s petty, Nacho Cano, I know but I’m Freefalling.

In Spain, after the first 100 Theys of Donald Trump’s second term, Öüï can finally answer the Age-Old question, “Quién Detiene PALOMAS al Vuelo, volando al ras del suelo”, and it’s off-COURSE, the United States in Christopher’s Columbus América.

It Ain’t Necessarily ZoSo.

Vous êtes Issy, Paris, rue des Déchargeurs__ Marie Gentric is in a stable coma and she is about to go down with papas al Purgatorio where Bergoglio is about to meet with some tubérculo 🍠 there.

Marie Gentric is survived (si no La Libra) by two cute hamsters 🐹 her closest relatives at BFM.

“Piano, piano, there’s pianinos Évrywhere !!!” cried a street-crossing guide³ in front of the BHV as the speeding ice cream delivery truck headed for the Pass via la rue des Halles.

³~. Formerly a homeless lady that was placed by Mme. Hidalgo in a place to live and now she does the Oh-Seven hundred hour shift Monday to Friday but not tomorrow because tomorrow is a PAID Holliday in France, but not if the bakers and florists have it The Jeff Bezos way.

Saigon and De Gaulle order Belgian Waffles.

 

The driver, a Congolese woman who recently lost her Nineteenth Hundred Hours gig at the MSNBC’s ironically claimed and the cargo on the lorry 🚛 coincided with what the Reid-Out declared… BELGIAN WAFFLES 🧇 must get through.

Breaking in Paris, Emilia Pères got Ran over by a Congolese waffle delivery former-pundit. At

 

Any 🦉 hoot   SOPHIE BI•NET, I, Armando Segovia, agree with your “preservativos” conquest but Öüï will talk about that Tomorrow at the manif’ over some Conchas, Bimbo… recuérdame 🪿 and if you are from EL FRENTE AMPLIO MEXICANO de Izquierda el próximo toro va para todos y cada una de ustedes:

Al HaBer ganSITOS® ya nadie compra “Barrit•as” con Mari•nel°a.

Talk about a SNAFU among yourselves. Ed Helms just killed The Joker with the Suez Canal. FUCK!!!! STOP THE PRESSES-ese, LAUREN LEADER is starring as Vicky Vale, LA VIKINA… Vicky Carr, La vikina.

Dedos a tres caídas sin límite de nieve de limón.