¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?
Issy-yo-quiero Taco 🔔 Bell
I have it on good autoratha, that : Masiosare era puto—punto!
… aunque en Ciudad Juárez nada mas El Burro Medallas. on account that in Hilo, Hawaii, the ass remains the same 🫏
Daylight Saving Times, notwithstanding.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Feast_of_the_Ass
— “¡Yo!”, gritó Jorge Saldaña desde Banderilla.
Go for the Tylenol®️, stay for the ice 🍦 cream.
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Considering the date format, our triangulators managed to get Öüï right within range of our intended target 🎯, mind Ewe with some changes not for better but it is what it is, the places which Eye remembers have, like the entire Île-de-France, turned a Whiter Shade of Pale, even Thrifty®️ went white, heck, Öüï 🤠 reckons that we should hit them niggas for some of that OxiContin™, given the free advertising and the such :
Thrifty White…
It’s a shitty situation and everything is dark 🌑, and over at Saint-Tropez, President Macron has been spared the spectacle of BB’s extreme Right send off to The Spirits of Edgar Allan Poe, Issy-Babette, that’s “yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eyes” and “elementary penguins” are beating the crap of a Raven 🐦⬛.
ex-Comunicado de la cancillería :
The güeys and the means.
I tells Ewe what, María Machado Corina, “Bambi” can’t shine a light on your clandestine ways of travel.
“Bambi”, for the un-initiated is the Venezuelan C.I.A. operative, Luis Posada Carriles, who obsessed about assassinating Fidel Castro and, is credited with giving Ted Cruz’ dad the gun that Harvey Oswald used to kill Camelot with.
Caballeros de Colón, punto y aparte coma, —dos periods.
Any 🦉 hoot, Katty Kay, is Mika Brzezinski doing her own make-up now? And jeez-weez, Katty! Are Joe and Mika transmitting from a trailer home NOW? Tell the truth, Katty, did President Trump have a role on/in the MS and NBC divorce? Tell Ewe what Katty, that new round table sure is a nice replacement mueble to the temporary IKEA table that the new studios for MSNOW at Times Square came with.
Times New Roman (decorum)
Way to roll with the process… pero de cualquier manera, Katty Kay, Rome didn’t succumb immediatly after the East-West thing between them good patricians and those bad generals got Roma out of the ruling process, not by a long shot (~500 years ) so all things being proportional but not necessarily equal the decline of The United States of America should last anywhere between 49 and 50 years, trust Mí—Eye did the maths and rounded-up all of the angles, anyhow and even then, Joe Scarborough’s wealth will probably keep him sailing for another decade or so, that’s how rich that son-of-a-bitch is, but just like the Roman Empires (West and Orthodox) became a political cesspool by the end, so will the fucking “exceptionalism” that those motherfuckers with a red MAGA hat tout at everyone around the globe. And it’s all Henry Kissinger’s fault, trust Mí, that nigga owes me, —five bucks.
Arizona.
In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Japanese Appreciation Month (jam, for short) and sources close to some frog on the scene relay that Hilo is feeling ’64.
… but only 🌊 vaguely on account of the Pope [in Rome] who blessed Henry Kissinger with FIFA’s Joao 🏆l’Avalanche’s Torture Prize.
Over on the cooking show it’s “Three Things with Spaghetti-on-It” :
I.
Spaghetti is overrated and Stranger Things have happened. Like that time that Bob Evans
II.
‘Mother of God’: Stephanie Ruhle Blown Away When Speaker Johnson Says Women Can’t Mentally ‘Compartmentalize’
III.
So Foot et Mafia… any 🦉 hoot, Jackie Alemany, don’t take it personal ; who is Eye supposed to troll, the two mean gay guys next to you? C’mon, —NOW.
Dimanche 30 novembre 2025
Elvis, was a better Hegseth, Patel, and that fucking Rubio on the Trump watch.
Fuck The Blue Strip slip Process… but that’s only because ELVIS had a big PEACOCK 🦚 badge! Look at the size of that PEACOCK, —Joe.
Best Unquantifiable F.B.I. special agent
Öüï’s talking KING$,
— nigga!Eye swears that Öüï can’t make this morning joe shit up.
The Rules of Engagement … the Roman Numerals edition.
p. 33 †… of course it is
Now before Ewe go fucking up that 3-pointer, and bloody–Mí up, here is the fucking source, lest Ewe forget that I, Armando Segovia, am the Water Bearer ♒
There’s a nomenclature for it… but that is not it, that’s the tap, Eye is The Source.
« “Jean-Pierre, we have a new Reubens.” »… literally 👆🏼
A closer Luc, follows, right now it‘s Oh My God Becky Look At The Cock on that guy.
Across The Atlantic, it’s 9 a.m. and it’s looking a lot like a Nuremberg-style trial for that coke’ed-up Secretary of ‘Gwar’ on FOX News : Pete ‘I wear a Nazi Symbol on my chest’ Hegseth, but you better not raise the price of my Golden Corral grits.
Golden Corral, where broke-ass gringos go out to eat.
Y este-s el corrido del caballo blanco.
🎸 Try One-Oh-Fo’ and tell the Hicks-the-Po’boy is on the line 📞 Cruzó como rayo, tierras Nayaritas entre cerros verdes y lo azul del cielo 🪇
In this section José Alfredo Jiménez and Chuck Berry exchange notes on their most extreme road trips to a gig, short story long The Colonel got a whiff of the exchange thanks to a record “executive” at aduanas in Acapulco, the rest is His Story 🚽 the promised crap.
Many Rivers To Cross… so many bridges to burn ❤️🔥
And, Catherine dear… just like Eye told Faisal : Öüï don’t select las faenas du jour, I simply show y’all what’s happening All Along The Watchtower.
Tell you what Jenni Hermoso, let’s go with El Tío Norteño, de don Slim, en Santa Catarina de Los Viejos Bombos
In that same ruedo Cuidad Juárez, Chihuahua, suspended the Last of the corridas for the year of our Lorde’Spañola Rosalía de Los Bjorks en La Balderas. A judge in that state’s capital ~300 km south on La Panamericana ruled that Paola San Román could not celebrate Fátima’s “Cristo Rey” celebration. I tell you what Marjolena Kalten-Porten Jazz, that is a damn shame, the State of Chihuahua keeping women from doing their art ; I am not a betting man so the current owner of the Miss Universe Franchise and, former kingpin at Casino Royale in Monterrey (NL³) would not like me, but if I was (a betting man) I would bet that if la señora matador San Román had an uncle in the PEMEX chain-of-concern Paola would have had her tarde en Juárez.
It Ain’t Me — Happy birthday, revolution.
En Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Margarita’s Happy Hour until Morning Joe drives the cows home, Issy-Phuck-It, Fatima, you just made the great and youse now “la chiqui-ti-bun Superior™ rolled into “La India³ que todos quieren”.
³~. Formally, “La rubia que todos quieren”.
Fake escalas 🛬 en la esquela 🪦… la toma de Torreón vista desde “la caseta” antes de llegar a Palomas (hoy) entronque a Chapingo.
https ://www .debate .com .mx /mexico /Muere-en-accidente-administrador-de-Aeropuerto-de-Matamoros
Tan Falso como San José de Las Panochas en Los Dos Amigos, o algo así. En fin, ministro de los difuntos nacionales, if the unfortunate accident happened after La Sierrita, then the municipality would befall to Tlahualilo… knot Bermejillo.
Happy birthday, revolution.
Bo knew Bull — Burnett knew Jack Didley-squat about La Fiesta (de Paz ; chapter II de El Laberinto de Alberto Camus)
The French Landlord de Pachuca, featuring a “el 🫰🏼 mozo” de « las embajadoras » de Don Jorge Saldaña (Banderilla, Veracruz) en el festival de María 🪇🎺 Schis en Belleville. La China Poblana de Montrouge 💃🏼 —invita.
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In this section of our most non-consequential blog, Marcelo Ebrard (for obvious reasons³) plays the role of a “French snob” as he leads Los 🦟 Enanitos 🦟 Toreros de Manuel 🦟 Valls. Olé, mosquitos, Olé.
Sicario incomprendido… Andalucía de los quintos patios y La Chingada, Chiapas.
Y hoy por ser día de tu santo, vamos pues a robar Guanaceví, Municipio de San José de Las Panochas, but you are going to have to get through PEÑOLES first.
… Y ¡mesa, mesa! Mesa’l que más aplauda 🫰🏼
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Last Week Today 10 Years Ago — Memories from El Monte follows.
Mesa’l que más aplauda
Le mando—le mando la niña
Mesa, mesa… y Sandwich a la chichona³~. Changüich a la Chichona (sic) by Molotov
Mesa, Meza al que más aplauda
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Meza, mesa… Mesa al que más aplauda… en silencio…
and, Joe Scarborough, the fact that your little morning show has not, has not! Mentioned the November 13 attacks in Paris goes to show what a piece of shit The United States of America are, — just saying, you fucking Mormon.
Prove me (armando segovia) wrong, do it, —bitch.
For The Record…
Dick Cheney brought the Twin Towers down 👎🏼
FUCK YOU Liz, and your dead dad.