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¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

Back to El Chuco : Federal Aviation Propaganda Commision

¡Hola Vero³!!!

Donald La Drône, pas drôle

³~. https ://escobar .house .gov /news /documentsingle /press-release-congresista-escobar-statement-on-closure-of-el-paso-airspace

Cum•bia, hasta las seis de la mañana
pura colita de borrego at Rosa’s Cantina

In Paris, France, Marjolena Kalten-Portenpistolas is trafficking in Jazz and a bag of weed.

In any case, Randall “forbes” Lane, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still Edison’s birth-of-a-Nation anniversary, to celebrate, Elon Musk is going to send a team of Thailandese soccer-playing elephants into orbit, but without a space suit just for fun, and to deflect from his Jeffrey Epstein affair with Lolita.

The Birth of A Randall in a Thomas Edison garage.

 

For context, Randall Lane (title on the Morning Mika Show) collaborator of the “50 clams over 50 years of age in Abu Dhabi”, set forth the example of Thomas Edison as an example to follow when destroying democracies for the benefit of their portfolios.

Issy, Bad Bunny, all of a sudden Évry body wants to ‘Spik-ah-the-Spanish”

Any 🦉 hoot, the 50-over-50 event is a symposium of vintage quiffs really, or how the SPANISH-speaking circuit at Le Beaubourg in Paris call it : las más cabronas. Ana Cabrona (la más Cabrera) coincidentally, does not qualify because she’s like 20 years of age, or something along that range.

Eye Say do Ewe spick-ah my language; Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon in Australia.

https ://www .theguardian .com /technology /2018/jul/18 /elon-musk-apologises-for-calling-thai-cave-rescue-diver-a-pedo

Fuck Thomas Edison, the Elon Musk of his day

Tesla sends all his lovin’ to Randall at Forbes.

To they, in Washington but also at the Eiffel Tower is EDISON DAY on account that today is his birthday.

 

Bad Guillotine… Off With Their Heads. In local news “le guacamole du Super Bowl” (pg.63 Le Point, 2793) gave Eloy Vargas, an avocado producer in Uruapan, Michoacán, a warm fuzzy and a Speedy González smile, quote :

With the Super Bowl final [sic] this February 8th and the eliminations which preceeded it, the demand exploted… the Americans [sic] love to eat guacamole in front of the television

unquote.

Note to El Paso International Airport :
The U.S. Government cannot hide the concentration camp that is visible to air passengers after the planes leave the runway during takeoff. For context, Donald Trump is trying to camouflage Stephen Miller’s sadistic detention center, so the janitors there will have a 10-day no pay vacation.

Any hoot, Leo, not that you are going to read this most non-consequential blog but being that i went ahead and posted yesterday’s  improvised snapshots at Marie Stuart’s, i thought that Eye would wait at least 36 hours before Öüî scribed you into a post, but that is only because 24 hours are not enough to cover the news of the THEY my friend ; de cualquier manera, Leo, never read the running day (i.e. today’s date, 11/2/2026) on account that if you’d read yesterday’s post at say, 10h you would have missed your own street-saxin’-session!

Down to the maddafakin’ white truck. For context the only element missing on this screen grab is the rain, all other details are present… including Mí 🥃behind that vehicle.

https ://www .today .com /flights-at-el-paso-airport-halted-for-10-days-for-security-reasons

Soooo, unless you are one of the Monkees working at say, radiofrance, msnow or, perhaps even the Préfecture de Paris, who have the resources to designate a team to monitor (not follow) what i post, don’t follow me instead, people who know—know that it would probably be en meilleure santé, if you focus on your skateboarding and sax playin’ rather than figuring out what the hell is going on in That West Texas Town of El Paso.

Intermission at Jackie Alemany’s closet before the show

But for the record [first] :

Eh, los paranoias 🪇, sponsored by Chiquita Bananarama.

It used to be that if you break it, you buy it, but that is not the case to they, on the Avi “Wall Street” Velshi Show, to they the new rule is that if you buy it, you get to break it ; like a goD.

Jeez-US Christine it looks like a dollhouse wardrobe for 20 Century Fox! It’s missing Jell-O, though. It’s okay, Jackie Alemany, Eye got’s sunshine in a bag. The first thing we are going to need are freckles to go with that coat of yours. The white buttonis are bold, little ol’ i will give you that.

Öüï now return to Jackie Alemany’s closet, featuring Eugene Daniels as “El Negro” Salomé, not to be confused with “El Negro” Sebastián porque ese güey le pega a su mujer.

Commentary Mí

God bless Kids Rock.

In Washington, President Trump audiably³ shat himself

³~. That’s, “de manière audible” if you happen to « Praise your architecture of aggression » like a cult follower with a red MAGA baseball cap.

So, from the top:

1861 : Texas secedes from The United States ; fast-forward to 2026, and The 18th Congressional District in Houston is flipped from the grips of an Evil-crippled Republican lackey at the Governor’s Mansion in the Austin City Limits radar.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /2026-special-elections /texas-house-results

It used to be, “por el arco del triunfo”, but now it’s simplemente, “por mis pinches huevos”.

I.C.E. Killer

“C’est grave” : Ice-T réagit aux meurtres commis par l’ICE et change les paroles de Cop Killer

If your name is Jaqueline Alemany, please be aware that “still I rise” regardless if February 1st is National Get Up Day.

To they, today is National Freedom Day, it marks President Abraham Lincoln abolishment of slavery in Them United States of America. February 1 is the 32nd day of the year and with this being a non-leap calendar it means that there are 333 theys to go before the end of Times Square’s countdown to MMXXVII. In Mexicolandia it’s National Ajolote Day… because you know: ☢️This Is The Countdown To Extinction ☢️… released on July 14, 1992, because as you know, Dave Mustaine is French.

Ufff! They ⛓️‍💥 darker 🪶 than U.S.! — Four scones and 7 cakes ago…

Buddy Rich and all them “rudimentary paradiddles” follow

🎶 A mi me gusta más estar en la frontera

Issy-yo-quiero Taco 🔔 Bell

I have it on good autoratha, that : Masiosare era puto—punto!

 

… aunque en Ciudad Juárez nada mas El Burro Medallas. on account that in Hilo, Hawaii, the ass remains the same 🫏

Daylight Saving Times, notwithstanding.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Feast_of_the_Ass

¿Quién dijo nostalgia?

— “¡Yo!”,  gritó Jorge Saldaña desde Banderilla.

Go for the Tylenol®️, stay for the ice 🍦 cream.

…

Considering the date format, our triangulators managed to get Öüï right within range of our intended target 🎯, mind Ewe with some changes not for better but it is what it is, the places which Eye remembers have, like the entire Île-de-France, turned a Whiter Shade of Pale, even Thrifty®️ went white, heck, Öüï 🤠 reckons that we should hit them niggas for some of that OxiContin™, given the free advertising and the such :

Thrifty White…

Over at Chunnel, the Eurostar got the “MONTEZUMA” treatment

It’s a shitty situation and everything is dark 🌑, and over at Saint-Tropez, President Macron has been spared the spectacle of BB’s extreme Right send off to The Spirits of Edgar Allan Poe, Issy-Babette, that’s “yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eyes” and “elementary penguins” are beating the crap of a Raven 🐦‍⬛.

La Guadalupana

ex-Comunicado de la cancillería :

The güeys and the means.

 

I tells Ewe what, María Machado Corina, “Bambi” can’t shine a light on your clandestine ways of travel.

“Bambi”, for the un-initiated is the Venezuelan C.I.A. operative, Luis Posada Carriles, who obsessed about assassinating Fidel Castro and, is credited with giving Ted Cruz’ dad the gun that Harvey Oswald used to kill Camelot with.

Caballeros de Colón, punto y aparte coma, —dos periods.

Any  🦉 hoot, Katty Kay, is Mika Brzezinski doing her own make-up now?  And jeez-weez, Katty! Are Joe and Mika transmitting from a trailer home NOW? Tell the truth, Katty, did President Trump have a role on/in the MS and NBC divorce? Tell Ewe what Katty, that new round table sure is a nice replacement mueble to the temporary IKEA table that the new studios for MSNOW at Times Square came with.

Times New Roman (decorum)

Way to roll with the process… pero de cualquier manera, Katty Kay, Rome didn’t succumb immediatly after the East-West thing between them good patricians and those bad generals got Roma out of the ruling process, not by a long shot (~500 years ) so all things being proportional but not necessarily equal the decline of The United States of America should last anywhere between 49 and 50 years, trust Mí—Eye did the maths and rounded-up all of the angles, anyhow and even then, Joe Scarborough’s wealth will probably keep him sailing for another decade or so, that’s how rich that son-of-a-bitch is, but just like the Roman Empires (West and Orthodox) became a political cesspool by the end, so will the fucking “exceptionalism” that those motherfuckers with a red MAGA hat tout at everyone around the globe. And it’s all Henry Kissinger’s fault, trust Mí, that nigga owes me, —five bucks.

A Word Cup that will be celebrated in infamy

Arizona.

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Japanese Appreciation Month (jam, for short) and sources close to some frog on the scene relay that Hilo is feeling ’64.

… but only 🌊 vaguely on account of the Pope [in Rome] who blessed Henry Kissinger with FIFA’s Joao 🏆l’Avalanche’s Torture Prize.

Over on the cooking show it’s “Three Things with Spaghetti-on-It”  :

I.

Spaghetti is overrated and Stranger Things have happened.

Spaghetti is overrated and Stranger Things have happened. Like that time that Bob Evans

 

II.

‘Mother of God’: Stephanie Ruhle Blown Away When Speaker Johnson Says Women Can’t Mentally ‘Compartmentalize’

III.

So Foot et Mafia… any 🦉 hoot, Jackie Alemany, don’t take it personal ; who is Eye supposed to troll, the two mean gay guys next to you? C’mon,  —NOW.