Accept no imitators : Sunday, February 1st

Eating their own shit to the top 🎩

“What d’Ewe mean Eye don’t believe in God?”

… and Mika Brzezinski, you’ve Ho’id about Two Girls and, —it’s not one of those. Eye’s talking about two girls and a solo dance, not a SOLO 💩 CUP™ because that shit show is happening at PAM BONDI’s big new office with Lady Justice beaten and  laying on the ground.

MARCH 2026 ISSUE :

https ://www .theatlantic .com /magazine /2026/03 /pam-bondi-trump-doj-independence


Lucky 13
for 2026 on a Red Horse from the East also ride in the months of MARCH and November, all other “Friday the 13’s” are irrelevant.

Eye Ain’t Supertitious, when a black cat passes my door, or when BALDER cowboys than Mí ride along The Watchtower, fuck you Loki ; there can only be one joker 🃏.

 

And, Simone Sanders, you Bad Mama Jama, Ewe… don’t go calling someone a “cowboy” until you see him riding a horse. Off-course Simone Sanders, you can go ahead and ask Maya Rupert, she’ll tell Ewe : don’t let Ali Vitali lose the thread, which is why Öüï are up too early and to witness the Countdown To The Shutdown.

Bunny Dérangement Syndrome for Dummies 🪶🥊🐰… and in case anyone missed, IT!, according the the Rolling Stone, Peso Pluma will turn into a rock and roll bitch for Ewe, if one brings up politics into an interview.

 

Full Disclosure for the Reverend Al SharpTone:

For all Öüï knows, Hassan Emilio “ Peso Pluma” Kabande Laija and Benito Antonio “Bad Bunny” Martínez Ocasio hang out like Salvador Sánchez and Edwin Rosario ; or even Julio César Chávez and Héctor Camacho, playing bones and snorting coke.

Owning the steers.

Again, Simone Sanders, don’t go calling someone a cowboy only because his “coco” is wearing a Resistol™, especially if it’s coming out of your co-host binder… that’s right Eugene Daniels, Eye clocked yo’ass last Sunday before the lamest Super Bowl in JEERs, in JEERs!!! Thank God for that half-time show ; now it’s on to Munich.

And, Katty Kay… In Spite of All The They’n~Ger³

Satchmo comes courtesy of StoEyes in Paris, Châtelet 2025. For the record, there was nothing planned in this celebration.

Previously on, “Hark, the angels come 🫴🏽 ”… hilarity ensues when Cécile Richards listens to Gabriel blow the horn… “you’re gonna like the way you look*”.

In the words of Cousin Joe, Blonde on Blonde is a heck of an album cover.

*~. I guarantee, IT!.

Two Of U.S. for Tea before swearing… The first firing of Elon Musk’s proxi-presidency is Going to Celebrate the win over No-tre D’ame with Pablo Torre in OhiO… 😱hi🫡.

Deer, Georgie Will… nice column, sell it to READERS DIGEST. Sincerely, Dave “what Dew Ewe mean Eye couldn’t be The President, of The United States of America” Mustaine.

Trucking 💀🤑 “Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac”… which is why my other car is an AMC Pinto… and no, Pablo Torre, Willie Geist can’t wrap my Sequoia in Paris.

³~. “I’ll dew anything for Ewe”. The Beatles in Hamburg.

Eye said move over once
Move over twice
C’mon baby don’t be Cold as ICE
‘Said you’re trav’lling on the one after
Nineonine.

Liberation They, that’s what I want.

Any 🦉Hoot, after the break it’s Back in The U.S., back in The U.S. consulate line… but first it’s El Corte Inglés and The Seventh Hundred Club. Eye swears Donald John Trump, Rev.  Crenflo Dollar would have added the perfect pitch to your Cresendo.

I mean, who in Mars is this so-called “reverend” LORENZO (i don’t know how to pronounce his fucking last name) SeWell? Crenflo Dolla’ Dolla’ Dolla’  💵… A-men (singular).

And starring as a GAME of Pool — 1st and 10

Welcome, to another edition of the Twilight Zone, starring a young Dr. Quincy and “El niñoLuc as the “Eight ball“.

Season III, Ep. V
https :// wikipedia .org/wiki/A_Game_of_Pool

Half-Thyme Show:
HISTORIQUE pas hystérique
Featuring the voice of Susana Puveda
in the body of
JENNIFER LÓPEZ

Eye can't stand yo'Funk

Eye can’t stand yo’Funk .:. E145874A-A066-4C9B-813B-320DB733A046 📎 Bicorne optional… Papa was a VET of WAR!!!

C.C. Ryder, a.k.a. “Kay-sí Kasa•Dora”, but everyone on the MorJo Show knew her as Ms. Hunt•er is standing–by in the underground at Capitol Hill trying to find out if “D.E.M.” United States of America is slowly marinating into that insipid flavorless choice of menu known as IMPERIALism, thanks to the will of a very small minority on the Electoral Map of the country formally known as a “Beacon of Hope” that is slowly roasting into a “Bacon of cut into Lardons”

The following is a Camp Announcement, and it must be read in a Cpl. Radar O’Reilly voice coming out of a Siren speaker.

Attention C.A.M.P.:

Time NOW

Time NOW 18h00 CET .:. A077E9E2-91CD-4183-AC27-9AB356C3DC90 -_•!•_- “Somewhere there’s Music”.

Nevermind tonight’s Lunar Eclipse, it’s a Fake Full moon, known as a “penumbral INTERFERENCE”, the referee has called a F.L.A.G. on “Warren” Moon’s pass after Dr. OLIVER H. “Spearchucker” Jones moved through the faint, outer part of Earth’s shadow. The official has called First Down for the Basmanti RICE Universe “Chandra Grahans”

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https ://indianexpress .com /article/technology/science/lunar-eclipse-2020-january-10-live-updates-6209741

https ://en .wikipedia .org/wiki/Warren_Moon

https ://mash .fandom .com /wiki/Oliver_Harmon_ %22Spearchucker%22_Jones

Don’t you T.H.E.R.E. “pin needle” the messenger