Tag Archives: Tesla — Alt Current

Fuck Thomas Edison, the Elon Musk of his day

Tesla sends all his lovin’ to Randall at Forbes.

To they, in Washington but also at the Eiffel Tower is EDISON DAY on account that today is his birthday.

 

Bad Guillotine… Off With Their Heads. In local news “le guacamole du Super Bowl” (pg.63 Le Point, 2793) gave Eloy Vargas, an avocado producer in Uruapan, Michoacán, a warm fuzzy and a Speedy González smile, quote :

With the Super Bowl final [sic] this February 8th and the eliminations which preceeded it, the demand exploted… the Americans [sic] love to eat guacamole in front of the television

unquote.

Note to El Paso International Airport :
The U.S. Government cannot hide the concentration camp that is visible to air passengers after the planes leave the runway during takeoff. For context, Donald Trump is trying to camouflage Stephen Miller’s sadistic detention center, so the janitors there will have a 10-day no pay vacation.

Any hoot, Leo, not that you are going to read this most non-consequential blog but being that i went ahead and posted yesterday’s  improvised snapshots at Marie Stuart’s, i thought that Eye would wait at least 36 hours before Öüî scribed you into a post, but that is only because 24 hours are not enough to cover the news of the THEY my friend ; de cualquier manera, Leo, never read the running day (i.e. today’s date, 11/2/2026) on account that if you’d read yesterday’s post at say, 10h you would have missed your own street-saxin’-session!

Down to the maddafakin’ white truck. For context the only element missing on this screen grab is the rain, all other details are present… including Mí 🥃behind that vehicle.

https ://www .today .com /flights-at-el-paso-airport-halted-for-10-days-for-security-reasons

Soooo, unless you are one of the Monkees working at say, radiofrance, msnow or, perhaps even the Préfecture de Paris, who have the resources to designate a team to monitor (not follow) what i post, don’t follow me instead, people who know—know that it would probably be en meilleure santé, if you focus on your skateboarding and sax playin’ rather than figuring out what the hell is going on in That West Texas Town of El Paso.

Mitterrand steps up to the plate, with Méliès on First Base 🍿

“To The Moon, Alice » ! To The Moon 🚀

Attention, Camp, the following is taken verbatim from the Source at STUDIO 39 of BFM’er TV in Cape Cañaveral, en La Florida.

MESSAGE READS: beds, baths, and beyond. ISSY, the International Space Station now has 3 commodes, but it is still short on beds. Situation remains the same, As Above—As Below.

American Graffiti, Nippon Rags, and the French Tag… in Zulu time.

https ://www .spacex .com /launches/

Following stage separation, Falcon 9’s first stage will land on the “Of Course I Still Love You” droneship, which will be stationed in the Atlantic Ocean.

 

Context for talking monkees follows, but FO’ist, a catalogue at a French Auction around the Reporters Without Borders and The AFP in Paris France district of La Bourse de Commerce, Monte Pio, and of course, — the Mexican Consulate General on rue des Victoires is worth at least “a pocket full of AU”, but without context it’s just a silly fucking object on the Auction Block—SOLD to the Gentleman with the D.C. Current Patent and the CONTRACT to send The ORIGINAL TESLA to the realm of “crazy town”.

Notable side note for today’s launch includes a worthy copy/pasting which highlights that :

[A]s part of the Commercial Crew Program, NASA astronauts Shane Kimbrough and Megan McArthur, Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) astronaut Akihiko Hoshide,

will be joined by Thomas Pesquet, a European Space Agency (ESA) stowaway who will also hitch a ride, “and fly aboard the Dragon spacecraft during the Crew-2 mission.”