In Washington, President Trump audiably³ shat himself

³~. That’s, “de manière audible” if you happen to « Praise your architecture of aggression » like a cult follower with a red MAGA baseball cap.

So, from the top:

1861 : Texas secedes from The United States ; fast-forward to 2026, and The 18th Congressional District in Houston is flipped from the grips of an Evil-crippled Republican lackey at the Governor’s Mansion in the Austin City Limits radar.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /2026-special-elections /texas-house-results

It used to be, “por el arco del triunfo”, but now it’s simplemente, “por mis pinches huevos”.

I.C.E. Killer

“C’est grave” : Ice-T réagit aux meurtres commis par l’ICE et change les paroles de Cop Killer

If your name is Jaqueline Alemany, please be aware that “still I rise” regardless if February 1st is National Get Up Day.

To they, today is National Freedom Day, it marks President Abraham Lincoln abolishment of slavery in Them United States of America. February 1 is the 32nd day of the year and with this being a non-leap calendar it means that there are 333 theys to go before the end of Times Square’s countdown to MMXXVII. In Mexicolandia it’s National Ajolote Day… because you know: ☢️This Is The Countdown To Extinction ☢️… released on July 14, 1992, because as you know, Dave Mustaine is French.

Ufff! They ⛓️‍💥 darker 🪶 than U.S.! — Four scones and 7 cakes ago…

Buddy Rich and all them “rudimentary paradiddles” follow

Dalí, pues… sin acento 🌉 💥⛵

We the staff, Armando Segovia (53) / Armando Serrano~Prieto (13), remind the good people around Raphaël Morán (rfi, Mediapart, proceso), Ana Anabitarte (El Universal de México) and, doña Vilma Fuentes (La Jornada, Actes Sud and, france culture), that our drive arrives from the Mexican underground, not from la Legión Extranjera de Barcelonnette.

Previously, on los mexicanos hacen trabajos que ni los actores of The Wire en Baltimore quieren hacer.

From the wires:

State and federal officials have not released information about the identities of any of the six missing workers, but foreign officials have said some of them are from Mexico and Guatemala.

https ://www .cnn .com /2024/03/26 /us /baltimore-key-bridge-collapse-tuesday

Take, Em# to the bridge.

In Texas, a cripple-fuck at the governor’s mansion near Austin City Limits celebrated the COLLAPSE of The Star Spangled Banner, noting to a captive Texas Rangers and State Troopers crowd that, “the only good Mexican is dead in guate-peor,” adding that the Secessionist Mouvement in the Aborted States in América need a new anthem anyhow.

In Mexico City, an absent Mexican president was sad to lean learn that a portion of the remesas expected for the Semana Crucis Paisanos Santos will be diminished a bit, but that nonetheless it provides the leaches leeches at the Mexican Embassy in Washington, D.C. to score some points for CNN, CBS, ABC, but not for NBC News as the peacock crowd have started to turn to “election, Covid, and Democracy deniers,” to drive their news, despite Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough and, Kristen Welkers on-air complaints.