Guitars, Cadillacs, Hillbilly Journalism

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

Gabrielle Oliveira Guy•on comes for EIGHT straight hot-minutes vibrating with my rich Buddy: BAGUETTE.

The crimes of Marco Rubio’s GRAMA 

from Politico  magazine:

Lost in Translation : nombre d’Or. ¿El nombre de Or?… That’s Easy, MARCO 🪟, let Mí show you in FA, how It!, will be, OR Knot to be.

 

What is truly extremist is not the popular AfD—which took second in the recent election—but rather the establishment’s deadly open border immigration policies that the AfD opposes,” Rubio wrote in a post on X in the hours following the decision.

and Wyane Newton, mister 🍺 BECK, goes here.
bitte, baby.”

The heights of how a REFUGEE sperm’s can be the source of Hitler’s Youths in CUBA. The year is 1989 and Marco Rubio finishes “high*” school in the Cuban Sperm-Bucket of the world: esa puta FLORIDA.

Porn Is In The Eye of Marco Rubio, but it’s still rock and roll to Mí.

But seriously, Jeff… Baeza beats PUBLISHER. And, Katty Kay, The American Promise is going to run out of parts, the FROGS on them hoofs are severely damaged and the nervous system on that steed is cross ❌ cancelling like Whisky on a Canada Dry.

No Insistas Susana

Entonces Anita Hidalgo, what a they yesterday eh? A fractured Pink Panther where the streets have name but i only remember the ones that Mancini me notó 🎺 So, who’s on First? Mí of course, Anita. It’s always Mí KNOT —Susana PubEda.

And here comes the pitch, the batter swings Strike Tú and Motherfucking 🐎 Mí heads for Second via THE GOD-DAMNED Streets of Bakersfield, Holie—Wholie Hallelu-EAU-EAU-Eau—Jah, to the LEGEND, i am adding, —On! Motherfucking 🐎 Mí is SAFE on Second where JOSÉ MARÍA 🦓 CANO was standing by with an Ice Cream Cone and a Centerfold of Susana Pubeda’s Sister [Em#pelotas] in Spain.

It’s the top of the second and Buck 🦌Owens is at the mound. Willie 🤠 Nelson is at The Plate the score is FOUR and SEVEN Years Ago… yada, yada, yada, let the home team 🤹 mascot do his thing, Öüï is coming live from Mans, and nevermind the pronoun, the locals hate using the complete nomenclature Night and Day literally au Mans Race Track school for Mimes.

7th—INNING STRETCH “Bring in the clowns, Clooney” and don’t forget that it’s THE MIDDLE AGES, you son of a bitch!

Room for other people — it’s a Cyclops world

Rue de Rivoli, casi esquina con Clochard Central under Pont Neuf en face à La Moneda.

https :// fip /certains-l-aiment /entretien-avec-valeria-bruni-tedeschi

Read between the lines and call Mí in the Morning before breakfast 🥞.

We begin in Nice, where the Promenade des Anglais-eses are worshipping El Mar ⛵, or something like that.

Over at Ventimiglia, the MIGA movement is making Saturday Night great again.

Venezia!!! — et CARLA Bruni!!! — Y Mozarella!!! quiero tírarme — A VALERIA BRUNI (cha-cha-cha)… Eye wanna be your FANstassi, maybe Ewe could be Mine.

Trastaverina… Roma es | se amoR

Hoy no hubo Bowie. Janis on the other side of that oyster ate Bobby’s clam chowder on, “As The World Turns”.

No insistas Susana, mi corazón es de Bruni.

Behold… I am He as Ewe are He and Öüï are Ol’ to get her.

1. Shalom-As-Salamu—alayk… salade, tomate, ognion.

Boat made of foreskins. Any way Ewe reads, IT!, it’s a cut! 🎬. SilenZio.

 

The aforereferenced screen grab is an Abstract. It’s an ode to Crowley’s knack for reading things backwards and for inspiring the back masks.

Kayak
y Kaka
kayaK

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip/rencontre-avec-l-eternelle-rebelle-maria-magdalena-vladimirovna-gagarina

Still to come, I buried Paul.

2. Ce lui L.A. …

Magdalena on Puveda.

Hell on Croats, Batman…
It’s Merrill on wheels!

In local news…

3.  I’m SIRIUS, and you are not. It takes a lot of work to improvise and be spontaneous at the same Thyme.

Across the Right Bank, it’s official God-Art’s on the Left is one They in advance to predict Nostradamus and Belinda French Gates, —wait for Elons, wait, wait, ….

Elon Musk fails Shop 101 in High School, his name becomes:

F-elon

in honor of his Tourniquet, Jesus “Trump” Superstar.

How do I know that Elon Musk failed Shop in prepa’?

because of his stupid Electric “truck”.

 

Thou shalt stop counting commandments after three.

And, Issac 🇮🇱 Herzog… what about Saul³, Ewe hypocrite

No insistas, Susana Poveda:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-fefe

Context for Ewe, ese... follows.

Context for Ewe, ese… follows.

“Let’s play hard⚾ball”, but not a the Beaubourg, because the very first purging of the books happened under the auspices and the opportunity of a global pandemic in 2020, this is to say ANTICOR, radiofrance and, DISCLOSE, that first they came for THE DICKSON BASEBALL DICTIONARY, and Media Part said nothing, Attal.

Who’s the kettle now? Knot the Amalekites, you genocidal donkey.

Full circle … carrousel to 2011, Jesus built my Maserati.

Any how, mister President (Herzog), it may not matter but I did warned you in advance that mister “Schmidt” Netanyahu was going to revisit episode 74 of season 3 of The Twilight Zone, except that for this “Death-Heads Revisited” show, Gunter “Benjamin” Lutze is not a tanker from the Eastern Division, but rather a combat engineer from the West Bank, and “Bibi” is not going to the gas chambers of Dachau, hell no, that Jew is going to The Hague for crimes against humanity, and that is not Hypocrisy, —just Ironic.

After the break, Öüï heads over to the Ministère de la Culture in 2011.

Like I told your French Consulate in 2010, “It’s going to be an INDEPENDENT work, in progress,” period!

Failure To Lead — The U.S. in América vetos Lennon on Sale, A-Gain

Give War another try, genocide is Kosher and that is a good thing for Las Vegas… Liz Magill did nothing wrong, and neither did Claudine Gay.

Da’Fuck?

Meanwhile knot to be undone by the U.S. Education Karen in Congress, Adrianne Elrod, in the role of Valérie Pécresse at l’île-de-France played second fiddler on the roof and in true [un]SETTLEMENT form transformed her pretty little mueca into an INJUN GIVER grin… 🃏🦹🏼‍♂️

PENN Ewe, motherfuckers, and fuck Sheldon Adelson in his tomb:

https ://www .ny🇮🇱times .com /2023/12/09 /U.S. /university-of-pennsylvania-president-resigns

Peace Sells But Who’s Buying?
☢️

A Stag and a Monarch walk into Saint-Estauche.

🦷 Yippy Kay Yey 🌷

Fuck Israel… motherfuckers. You people have sex with your parents.

Any how, in local news, Fuck the Angels, told y’all I was feeling Japanese, go Dodgers  ☄️  ⚾htani.

🪓🚪🚽

🔆

https ://www .nbcnews .com /news /us-news /two-way-superstar-shohei-ohtani-signs-700m-blockbuster-deal-los-angeles-dodgers

With Cherry on top… 🍒 🤮🍒🤮🍒, now go get an Eminem, or something like that Joker.

And get Susana Pubeda a fucking cake 🍰.

 

I never liked Knott’s Very Pharm, anyhow. Let’s go to Chinatown, take Broadway towards Lincoln Heights, and if those bums at Chavez Ravine don’t take the pennant next season, send’Em# back to Brooklyn.

 

April tú, Marathon They in Paris (not that one Serdán) in Réel Docs

Dearie Blossoms, Batman! I know what youse probably thinking, y’all think that I am making all of this these junctions up, but I am not.

 

For starters, it is a crime in France to make a false alarm on the Paris metro intercom system, almost as bad as pulling the emergency break handle for personal reasons or even for reasonable persons. The punishment is death by Guillotine™, in other words, licenciado Prieto, i would not dare stage a distress call over the net; private or otherwise. If anything, the record log of Metro stop Châtelet on the L1 at 09:15 in Central Europe Time will show that the fire department didn’t take more than 20 minutes to arrive, but then one must factor the fact, that above the collapsed fellow a marathon was passing by. The good Samaritan that made the distress call had a lot to do with the care of a homeless man… across the pond, in Guadalajara, Mexico, allá no ha pasado nada. It’s Guadalajara, —what’d you expect, a happy ending? Please refer to the Affaire de Cassez con Israel.

https ://mobile .twitter .com /SegoArma /status /1642778338694426624 ?s=20

I am telling you Susana Puveda, it’s like I was telling Mr. Prieto yesterday outside of Cinéma Hall 1 at the Georges Pompidou Center, ISSY Susana the same Carlos Prieto who just curated a few weeks ago in Mexicali, Bani Khoshnoudi’s, “El Chinero : A Phantom Hill”, anyhow, who would have thought that Mr. Prieto was into la Sonora electrónica, talk about striking the right scale on that range, considering that as predicted last week in the month of March, “Eye don’t think that Mr. Prieto selected the Daft Punk’s introduction for the promo clip” of Ms. Khoshnoudi’s take of the Xicali Chinese Tourism Board in the San Felipe Valley³, just below it’s its Imperial counterpart in Calexico.

Now with Corona de Cardenche.

³~. La Gaceta, UABC.

For the record, Katie Phangs… Imagine my amusement when lo and behold, which is Aramaic for ‘et voilà’, Mr. Prieto pops out of my left field as I prepared yesterday afternoon’s ‘por menores’ before entering the movie theater to witness what all the fuzz about Chinese people in Aztlán was.

To put it in perspective, for all of the Reverend Al Sharpton’s fans at the peacock coop, Katie Phangs, it’s as your heroine, Min Jin Lee (in just a few frames below) says:

Is it possible? Sony it ain’t so?

when was the last time that we had a Chinero on primetime special honoring and discussing the interests of Asian American women in América?

 

Previoulsy on Red Privada : ¿Quién Chingados Mató a Manuel Buendía? , Juanito Guanavacoa was picked-up to play the role of Mexican president nephew (Jean Raphaël Moro Ávila) and following una calentada was hired by the Gendarmerie de la préfecture de Paris in order to train the new MOTORcycle force in France. Notable among Juanito Guanavacoa learned SKILLS while working for the Mexican Federales is the doctrine of how to BEAT the LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of syndicalistas de EYE-Mí-MINE.

 

Réel Docs is a collection of Venn Diagrams, tetrical triangulations, transactional tangents, rapid radiuses and of course the square roots of a bunch of Tetris cubes at the world famous “Late Pablo Fanque’s Circus Royal” at Cinéma One of Georgie’s Beaubourg.

 

Reseña de, Yesterday:

Siempre en Domingo, 2 avril 2023

Un juge californien ordonne la réouverture de l’affaire du meurtre de ‘Kiki’ Camarena

la historia de Buendía tiene tantos elementos tan peculiares que, si la escribes en ficción, no te la crees”.

Manuel Alcalá

Private Network: Who Killed Manuel Buendía

 

Exit through the underground Toledo at Cinéma One Beaubourg.

Ahora bien, SoFy Velasco, dile al niño ese del abaco que deje ya de joder con las bolitas. Mira SoFy, aquí adentro de mi Sac-a-Dos saco yo lo que en un árbol d’esos comunes y corrientes como tú ya sabes quién… fue una ramita que jugaba con soldaditos de jugete, más tarde, ese misma ramita inspiró a un tal Bizet a bautizar a esa ramita con el nombre de CARMEN.

Enfin, Licenciado Carlos Prieto Acevedo, no es que yo, Armando Serrano-Prieto, me ponga en la misma esfera del señor Alcalá, ni mucho menos, el señor Alcalá es periodista de abolengo, whereas me (or EYE if you are Katie Phang) let’s just say that journalism landed on I, in the same way that COLBERT’s  « code noir » landed on that Plymouth Rock, y por eso… Yo’s-toy más PRIETO que toi, but that’s only because Eye is char-broiled like a Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua “Santo” fan.

 

—Más Prieto que Pablo Fanque, Ms. Khoshnoudi, nomás su colega CARLOS P. de Cebada… or was it Acevedo? Ya se me olvidó… anyhow³:
““Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!” provided a tantalising glimpse of the kind of sonic experimentation that could be done in a recording studio, if only we could get there.”

 

³~. Más Prieto que Pablo Fanque, más noble que El Puto de D’Artagnan (VF):  https ://www .sheffieldtribune .co .uk /p /the-life-of-pablo-fanque

In theaters now: The Basterd’ of Nazareth… “that nigga owes me Five Bucks! ».

Man City… Nevermind Abu Dabhi (Dab Hi)

Réservoir Tanks from The Pundita Bonita‘s Yankees Season Ticket holders … 🚒 in New Jersey. “Let’s get some tacos, Mr. Pink, and then maybe a Margarita in Juárez.

Évry thing will be alright.

 

France’s President Macron overrides parliament to pass retirement age bill
byu/pipsdontsqueak inworldnews

May they, May They!!!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /club-jazzafip-du-jeudi-16-mars-2023club-jazzafip-du-jeudi-16-mars-2023-1900761

Please be advised that from LIMOGES to BORDEAUX la Su on fip is sprayin’ gas on the Dronne… eye witnesses on that frame relay that even the Black Limousin got a whiff out of Su’s gas. Intel reports reveal that Su’s pedos had a hint of Su’s last vacation at the Infamous Rivera Maya, where Su had a daily dose of Sargassum, and chicken eggs past their expiration date, MAY THEY! MAY THEY!

https ://www .palmbeachpost .com /picture-gallery /news /2023/02/14 /sargassum-palm-beach-county/

Gas Lighting in Cyrillic…

 

Ladies in Gemini: Robinette the plumber visits the Leprechaun 🍀… what are the odds?

In this section, MARÍA Hinojosa, María Teresa Kumar, that Chilenean chick who takes care of Mika Brzezinski’s, Rolodex 📇, and of course the Dominican sista’ from Axios TV on HoBO TV, will draw a parallel (if any) between 1st and 2nd generation wetbacks* and the “TRANSPORTATION” rejects from ol’Éire.

*~. And, Daniela-Pierre Bravo 🇨🇱, please be advised that for ol’Gringo 🇺🇸, all people south of the Río Bravo are “wetbacks”, consequently, all people’s north of the Río Grande (except for the natives) are “French Frontier people”.

And, bitches… nevermind the BREW 🎺, Ewe better show your work, complete with scratch paper drafts, scrolls, or in the case of Daniela, the motherfucking Rolodex®️, period!

San Patricio was of course… 🍻 a fag 🇮🇪

 

… 🎤 don’t call, IT!, a come back 🎚️

and, SOUTH BEACH, fuck you too… Enjoy my Schacasm 👻🥚

No Manches: Manchester Lepe’Auchan

 

Goooooooo Dodgers.

⚾ DiazAster ☄️follows… and Zeppelin goes here.

 

Over at La Place de La Concord, it’s already Friday, March 17th, or as they say at Chochrans pub, “LEPRECHAUNS EVE”, and both the sans-dents and thee former President Hollande’s “niggas” in Toulouse are staging a skirmish against Le Palace du l’Élysée following the current president, Emmanuel Macron recognition that CARLOS GARDEL (Gardés) was in fact born under a URUGAYAN 🇺🇾 drape.