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Guitars, Cadillacs, Hillbilly Journalism

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

Gabrielle Oliveira Guy•on comes for EIGHT straight hot-minutes vibrating with my rich Buddy: BAGUETTE.

The crimes of Marco Rubio’s GRAMA 

from Politico  magazine:

Lost in Translation : nombre d’Or. ¿El nombre de Or?… That’s Easy, MARCO 🪟, let Mí show you in FA, how It!, will be, OR Knot to be.

 

“What is truly extremist is not the popular AfD—which took second in the recent election—but rather the establishment’s deadly open border immigration policies that the AfD opposes,” Rubio wrote in a post on X in the hours following the decision.

and Wyane Newton, mister 🍺 BECK, goes here.
“bitte, baby.”

The heights of how a REFUGEE sperm’s can be the source of Hitler’s Youths in CUBA. The year is 1989 and Marco Rubio finishes “high*” school in the Cuban Sperm-Bucket of the world: esa puta FLORIDA.

Porn Is In The Eye of Marco Rubio, but it’s still rock and roll to Mí.

But seriously, Jeff… Baeza beats PUBLISHER. And, Katty Kay, The American Promise is going to run out of parts, the FROGS on them hoofs are severely damaged and the nervous system on that steed is cross ❌ cancelling like Whisky on a Canada Dry.

No Insistas Susana

Entonces Anita Hidalgo, what a they yesterday eh? A fractured Pink Panther where the streets have name but i only remember the ones that Mancini me notó 🎺 So, who’s on First? Mí of course, Anita. It’s always Mí KNOT —Susana PubEda.

And here comes the pitch, the batter swings Strike Tú and Motherfucking 🐎 Mí heads for Second via THE GOD-DAMNED Streets of Bakersfield, Holie—Wholie Hallelu-EAU-EAU-Eau—Jah, to the LEGEND, i am adding, —On! Motherfucking 🐎 Mí is SAFE on Second where JOSÉ MARÍA 🦓 CANO was standing by with an Ice Cream Cone and a Centerfold of Susana Pubeda’s Sister [Em#pelotas] in Spain.

It’s the top of the second and Buck 🦌Owens is at the mound. Willie 🤠 Nelson is at The Plate the score is FOUR and SEVEN Years Ago… yada, yada, yada, let the home team 🤹 mascot do his thing, Öüï is coming live from Mans, and nevermind the pronoun, the locals hate using the complete nomenclature Night and Day literally au Mans Race Track school for Mimes.

7th—INNING STRETCH “Bring in the clowns, Clooney” and don’t forget that it’s THE MIDDLE AGES, you son of a bitch!

Imagine, that³… Carter and Le Pen on the same sinking ship

³~. It’s easy if you try. Ewe just have to continue to ignore the melting icebergs in Garth Brooks’ 10-Gallon hat 🤠 regardless of all of the good-works for the habitat.

Happy Birthday, Mister President. Here’s your playlist Mister Nixon, it starts with Stairway To Heaven, but not for you, you Sir are going home with, “The Devil Might Have Gone to Georgia, but Yorba Linda Is Where The HEAT Is On.”

Extra CrEdit³~. It’d probably HELP! If Ewe knew who J-M Le Pen was and where Fréjus is geographically located
in relation to The PCH and
the noble Hollywood
Golden Globes
Press

French far right’s Zemmour to attend Trump inauguration, leaving Le Pen scrambling for a way in

The World is Yours — We don’t need no-water let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherfucker, burn.

En fin Mayor Bass, if only The Pacific Palisades had the charitable drive that Notre-Dame de Paris had when it burned all of the carbon-based materials  in that nave, the Summer Olympics for 2028 would be set. But seriously, Madam Mayor, you cut the Fire Department’s budget in your neighborhood!?!?!? 🚨

Any 🦉 hoot, Garth Brooks, you’ve got to give it to Da’Man… twice in the span of just one month between Two years (do the math Alicia) Donald John Trump has gotten to be the bitch in the middle of a religious ceremony, and he can‘t even hold The Bible correctly with his little tiny hands.

Hail To The Chief… GEORGIA.

In the snapshot above, you see Melania and Barack flipping through some of Jimmy’s favorite playmates.