Yes, it is true, period!
Artificial intelligence needs not apply.
I love L.A… but most of ol’ Eye loves Ewe.
[ Bad-ass imagery goes here]
goooooo, Dodgers ⚾
Prove Mí Wrong, Charlie Kirk is dead…
and if you are the wife getting rich out of Charlie’s death, congratulations!!! You’ve won the lottery.
³~. … than say, worrying about the Paris Olympics, when little ol’ i is basking his bare-ass naked scrotum next to la Mini Milpa in Châtelet.
☀️
🎶 Take Mí out to the All-Stars (game)…
Goooooooo, Dodgers.
³~. … than say, getting on a sloped roof and preventing the head-splitting shot of Donald John Trump, when little ol’ i could bask his low-hangin’ nuts next to la Mini Milpa in Châtelet.
Any how, Cunt°ri music played on the radio, but that’s only because Évry slit at FIP loves Johnny with Ca$h
Give War another try, genocide is Kosher and that is a good thing for Las Vegas… Liz Magill did nothing wrong, and neither did Claudine Gay.
Da’Fuck?
Meanwhile knot to be undone by the U.S. Education Karen in Congress, Adrianne Elrod, in the role of Valérie Pécresse at l’île-de-France played second fiddler on the roof and in true [un]SETTLEMENT form transformed her pretty little mueca into an INJUN GIVER grin… 🃏🦹🏼♂️
PENN Ewe, motherfuckers, and fuck Sheldon Adelson in his tomb:
https ://www .ny🇮🇱times .com /2023/12/09 /U.S. /university-of-pennsylvania-president-resigns
Peace Sells But Who’s Buying?
☢️
A Stag and a Monarch walk into Saint-Estauche.
🦷 Yippy Kay Yey 🌷
Fuck Israel… motherfuckers. You people have sex with your parents.
Any how, in local news, Fuck the Angels, told y’all I was feeling Japanese, go Dodgers ☄️ ⚾htani.
🪓🚪🚽
🔆
https ://www .nbcnews .com /news /us-news /two-way-superstar-shohei-ohtani-signs-700m-blockbuster-deal-los-angeles-dodgers
With Cherry on top… 🍒 🤮🍒🤮🍒, now go get an Eminem, or something like that Joker.
And get Susana Pubeda a fucking cake 🍰.
I never liked Knott’s Very Pharm, anyhow. Let’s go to Chinatown, take Broadway towards Lincoln Heights, and if those bums at Chavez Ravine don’t take the pennant next season, send’Em# back to Brooklyn.
Yoko Ono and Mick Jagger called EM# “a four-headed monster”, period!
With that in mind, congratulations to the Arizona Diamondbacks 🐍 on their sweep of our beloved Los Angeles Dodgers.
October, what a surprise… you are begining to look like a bunch of Injun’s from Atlanta, here’s to you Spring of 2024.
https ://www .mlb .com /news /dodgers-regular-season-success-vs-postseason-frustrations
Gooooo, Dodgers ☄️.
Ça va bien? Can you spot the Axolotl 🇲🇽, or only The Salamander’s 🇬🇧 Montessori interests around that globe in black?
Bola de putos!
We begin tonight’s transmission by reminding The Salamander that indeed, Eye is the Axolotl… fucker never sleeps y’all.
I knew Maya, but she couldn’t read.
Indeed, Maya couldn’t read, she was a Bee g’See! so she couldn’t read, but she sure knew what the sign on the window shelf said: no 🇲🇽 allowed! 🎩
Welcome to Miami, now… we catch up with Chi Chi Rodríguez outside of Dodger Stadium where Agent Vazquez is standing-by at the LAPD’s parking lot waiting for the signal from da’Man and pull a “Number Seven” on Chi Chi and thee Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence… and Alicia Menéndez, I literally can’t make this shit-up.
https ://laist .com /news /los-angeles-dodgers-pride-sisters-perpetual-indulgence-nuns
What are the odds that I could pull-out a Bacon from the Robert Rodriguez’es segment of John Leguizamo goes Cruising with George Lopez, eh? Zero[n] to non[e]?
And, Symone, just where the Funk is Black Spy? Malcolm ain’t been around for a while, is he retired, fired, or on Right Field overwatching Agent Vazquez’es mission?
in local news, jump to mañana for a closer look at Le Monstre de la Terre en el Estado de Ebrard en Oklahoma.
y en La CDMX… nomas no pasa nada.
Cuenta una leyenda d’esas que llegan desde Aztlán… context follows, wait for it pocho, wait for it… Wait.
We [the staff] reckon
that we’ll catch-Ewe at the bottom of the Jazz inning
in Central Siren Time, of course.
Right now, it’s Siesta Time,
who cares what Elvis in Acapulco says.
Right now it’s Siesta Time because it’s a gonna-be
a long night:
Gooooooooooo Dodgers!
I Love L.A.
My motivation is to change the course of Western music, I don’t like the way it’s going…
Randy Newman
… Credits follow:
ITEM: Houston Chronicle full-page ad.
Client: Your 2017 Los Angeles Dodgers.
RE: Sports / Baseball
TAG LINE: The King of Sports
Section: Human bonding
Via: Reddit, the front page of “the” Buzzfeed’s and the rest of the Internet…
Photo capture by: GuacamoleKing
GOOOOOOO Dodgers!
Carnal:
La rola que se lanza
por arriba de la captura del abrazo,
es una curva dedicada para tod@s es@s Loc@s bajit@s y, Chaparr@s inmadur@s…
—o mismo, Brother—
a tod@s l@s Enanit@s verdes;
—en caso—
…de que a la rola—tú la puedas capear.
Sources:
News relay courtesy of “the” GuacamoleFanatic… Uso Justode todos los /r/…
Short Stop people antagonist, Randy Newman, via YouTube: https :// youtube .com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs
The Houseton Chronicle Ad Revenue Department, via: GuacamoleFanatic; /r/Sports.