Imma la rosa y Juanito la trabaja… Ewe pimp!!! 😉


Up next, The Paris TOURISM BOARD joins les Associations 1901 and to°Get°her, The Paris TOURISM BOARD and them associados will forge a strategy to Tiddy-Up the Social Sights of El Teatro de los dos pueblos.

Breaking news, Juanito Guanabacoa aprendió a utilizar el “tio” español en una expresión con un bretón de Germania… but that has nothing to do with this blog.

If past is prologue, estimada SoFy Velasco, for what it is worth, tus cuentos eran miel de maguey, y no chingaderas… Baby You Can Drive My Car.

Im’ma gonna need a box of reticles reticulados.


For context, Juanito Guanabacoa is the DiCaprio of bilingual twats on his show, that is you’ve got—tune in–but it all works out Évry 23 months, or the expiration date on a récépissé.

Fuck it, my name today is AR-NO. And if you are a journalist interviewing my fellow clochards à la bagagerie (tu-morrow) then you should know that Öüï know that it ain’t nuttin’ but a Maraude thing.

Ain’t no such thing as Mojo, it’s all technique.

And, Tony Palma, you are going to like the Güey that Juanito is going to look, and Juanito Guanabacoa, “Sugar Mercy” is what el pinche diabetico said.

And, oh La Humanidad, Juanito imported los musicos cubanos to Botzaris… pinche coyote radial, eh Imma, abre tu ventana 🪟 para que veas a El Sol 😎.

Por cierto, Imma rosa m’esta… comunícale a Paco² que no sea culo, y que fume mota el hijo de la chingada.

²~. And by Paco, Eye means Taibo.

De cualquier manera, Juanito Guanabacoa, if only the French Nazi collaborationists³ would have turned into the Arts and not public safety, France would not resemble a Sugar Coated Democratic (German) République… eh, Imma: fuck Johnny Hallyday and his fagetty Harley, Aussi. And here is why, Imma Larosa:


1 de noviembre… Hold my bag

Shayne PI…

La Bruja Maddow

S1 EP1: Bewitched

The success of The Juanito Guanabacoa Show, in Canada via Pérou, prompted the the “Netflix” to Tweet a spin-off of the Mexican 🌮 Secretary of Culture… or something like that, for a nice gringo audience.

Versión “doblada”…


Juanito Guanabacoa and his Canadian connection try to appropriate my talent, which they will then use at a silly-little faggety conference at chez Rouquie (MAL27 BLVD. Saint Germain-des-Press 

Jump 🦘 to PAGE tú:

Todos Tus Muertos



Good Mornings, Francia, how da’Fuck are you doing (🔥) on this Fine Fall-back weekend?

Over at the Poles positioning system of the F.I.A. at Concordia, Team Toro Rojo got fined like a Zillion Euros, but regardless of that, not a single fucking European SCENT will go towards this thing called, “The Bossa Nova” in the scalping of The Amazonia.

To Dr. Marsalis’ credit, he did use the word, “Meta-phore”:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/10/28 /deportes /red-bull-pagara-multa-de-7-mdd-por-incumplimiento-del-limite-de-costos/

With that in mind, la CORCHOLATA Roja is being piloted by Augusto Pinochet… no wait, scratch that mister Cohen³; Eye meant to write ✍🏻 El titular de la Secretaría de Gobernación, Adán Augusto López Hernández.

³~. FRENCH-canadian of, “HallelujahPare de SufrirBrazilian fame.

… in local news 📰, jump to Page Tú.


« Fip Prize: Listeners’ Portraits »

Organizing company hereafter referred to as “Radio France ”:

21 Grams was originally written in Spanish and set in Mexico but it wasn’t difficult for me to relocate it. I think the film deals with very primary and universal themes: love, hate, revenge, death and life. What the characters go through can happen to anyone in the world¹.

Guillermo Arriaga

https ://www .fip .fr /contest-rules-fip-listeners-portraits

En contexto, el Inspector Héctor Belascoarán Taibo lo advirtió en los años previos a la llegada de Coronel Gilberto Bosques a Marsella, and with that in mind, Madam Alcaldesa, i sincerely hope that you know and understand (o comprenda, pues) that i share the same fears that you happen to harbor (no pun intended) about the Nazis, but if you must shoot the messenger, Let It Be, the Genie at the top of La Bastilla first.

“The Contribution”:

The Contest involves taking one or several photo(s) (hereafter referred to as the “Contribution”) of yourself listening to Fip.

With that in mind, pues…
Submitted for your approval, etc., etc., etcetera.

Take what you like, i did not choose the moments, and the fip . fr screenshots are nothing more than a Clock on the wall, hereafter referred to as « timestamps », full disclosure, Radio France might have to specify what the rules mean by the following:

Participation in the Contest is free of charge and with no purchase obligation, and the costs involved in participation can be reimbursed in the conditions defined in article 10 of these Rules.

Indeed, free of charge… now, because F24 is a place that we used to follow since like before fip and F24 were neighbors at ISSY-Les-Moulineaux, and because the lower frame of the featured screengrab below is in perfect step with yesterday’s manifestation outside of Metro Stop Olympiads at Paris’ 13 District, we  i am Knot going to say: i told you so.


1. Jump to Page 144 of The Faber Book of Cinema by respected author, Jason Wood. It’s the 7th chapter of that book; it deals with Sean Penn and 21 (grams) con Los del Toro.

“Hombre rústico y Elemental” — La soberbia y la rabia

Dear, former congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III, and professor John Mill Ackerman (PhD.): Foreward to don Epigmenio Carlos Ibarra Almada. 

Don Taibo ii

Señor don Taibo ii, si sabe usted porqué el detective Héctor Belascoaran Shayne dice que la historia tiene rima? .:. 8228314C-ED0F-4D5C-9D19-4C6B08FA03E1 🕵🏼‍♂️ Sidelined por “la bastilla mexicana”… [A]unque usted, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés, no nos lea!

¡Pelotero a la bola!

Hola, par de putos, hay les va un retrato y su contexto abajo. Issy, Johnny Mí’Boy, esto no es un ataque, y como dice don Epi: a Armando Segovia nadie le paga por, (número uno) haber ido a escuchar tu evangelio de Amlo (hombre rústico y Elemental), y (número dos) a Armando Serrano Prieto lo vetaron y lo censuraron el equipo Morena-Francia*/Servicio Exterior Mexicano* en Francia por querer ver el nacimiento —en tiempo real— de lo que hoy es un régimen Ciego, Sordo y número Tres en el mundo por los muertos (y muertas) de la desinformación de “Las mañaneras”.

* Sergio Ávalos / * Pablo Gleason

Yosemite Sam reports from a parallel universe at the James Brady Press Briefing Room inside of The White House, where President Trump holds his telenovela, which of course is called: “la meriendera*

* D.A.R.E. is a Venn Diagram for D.A.T template en “la mañanera” de Chapultepec.

Still to come:
Les Atty’s Generales, singing their number one hit, “Eye take a pass at D.A.T.”. Indeed you will Counselor, indeed youse will.

But FO’ist! Y’all heard about “La Pundita”… it’s just like one of those but in Chocolate, DAY calls her: La Welkita. In•deed.


Profesor, John Mill Ackerman: le recordamos que aquí en Francia, la pena de muerte fue abolida, SinEmbargo, la calumnia amerita la guillotina…

Funky people

Funky people .:. DF0E4530-2ADE-45CD-8092-34DDA52D82E8

Sin más. You know my names—pick up the number.

Jueves, 27 de junio 2018 — T (minus) Three

El Sueco, Chihuahua
Población: 3 mujeres, 3 hombres
Carretera Panamericana
México 45
… La hora de la verdad en todo el municipio

El chapopote… 75001 — Ancienne Route de Saint–Denis.

La historía de El Sueco, según los oriundos de esa localidad, es de que allí habitaba un señor de nacionalidad sueca en los tiempos cuando el General Francisco Villa era gobernador de ese estado en arido–américa; la historia para el sueco, o sea la historia para el terrateniente europeo en tiempos de La Gran revuelta mexicana no tuvo un final feliz. Claro, que eso es de la boca de uno de los habitantes de esa estación; de esa parada y comedor en la Carretera Panamericana… amen, si don Paco Ignacio Taibo (dos), autor de No Habrá Final Feliz, concuerde con esa anecdota ya que de él, y del profe Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés son las únicas historias y los recuentos que supuestamente tienen validez en las cosas que conciernen con la “llamada” Revolución Mexicana….

TimeStamp: 09h00
t (minus) 11–hours
for game time.

Liar–liar your big bird’s feet are on Fire…

En fin, almost 4 years ago Monsieur le President, François Holland, was getting ready to give a full–blown pomp and circumstance welcoming ceremony for his counter-part in Mexico. The affair/preparation for The Grand Climax on Bastille Day 2015 took over an entire year if you add and count the myriad of events that celebrated Mexican culture in France; behind it all, of course, as it has always been the case was an “Economic and Strategic Accord” between La France et Le Mexique; not much different than the one that Monsieur le President Emmanuel Macron just arranged with this “happy–go–get’her”:

La JUNTA à l’Élysée.

TimeStamp: 10 hundred hours in Central Europe Time.


…If you Want to Destroy my Sweater:

In Three days, Americans will have a lot of Burned Bridges to fix,
because in the next TWO days, those who can—Will Vote.

[REFERENCE for TRMS from a “GoGo Penguin“…
may be scooped up fromPage 42 “Témoignages” of Society Magazine¹.]

It’s Tercera y Gol
But what about our Flanks, Sir
Vincent Vega as Willie Geist
[during the ‘lost’ aerial shots in: Clint Eastwood’s Heros]

Later, This Week: the staff discovers that the good folk’s of NOVA Radio and Le Figaro, team up on the Right side of the River Seine [on a CrossRoad’s Hall, to concur with Chez FIP] but only on the fact that This, most peculiar American Election is a Three Ring Circus Show. Context of this screen grab will change in a few. With All due Respect: smile… because in the end,  “you know i will, you know i will”.

Good Morning P.M. Joy—missed your Special, sorry…
but i did see the last few minutes of your A.M. bits from a kitchen counter.
Give my regards to the folks at the Controls.


on this same BroadcastThe Rick James Show.
With your host Eddie Murphy [Brother].
Right now in Paris it’s the first five minutes of the 4 am hours,
and in NY there’s still time to change [the time-Line] you’re on
and fall-back in…
Unless of course: YOU want to make America Great like in the Oprah Winfrey Roots© days Again.

Right now, its 5:45 in the a.m. Dials and “the Game is On,”
…Right now, General Colt wants to take over the HAM radio.

Happening right now at 6:08 p.m.,  in RENO 911
Donald Trump is trying to takeover the :08minute Armando Segovia TimeStamp
…People are losing their shoes and “the Press is leaving Chris…

—of Course Mike, you know that The Press did Not leave and that “OLD” is a Euphamism for “LEGENDARY”… and in Conclusion: You are welcome Tom.

[Mr. Hanks picture follows… staff continues to search for the Mr. Hanks picture show. In the mean time please enjoy this take on the Church Lady and Dr. Strange on ‘the’ SNL].

Sinatra entre Candilejas —pero en Francés… “now go get your shoe-shine box and OBEY”. Must be read to DONALD TRUMP KKK-neo-NAZI observers at the voting stations in a JON STEWART voice, or Joe Pesci slang, which ever flank you select is Fine. | This are 3 TIME-delayed screen-captures plus 2-each [Fotos de Armando Segovia, en Alesia… and oh by the Way Church Lady, at Alesia Vercingetorix was riding a Tank into Trump Land… and he was going to Fuck his Tigers UP… starting with that Kris Chrispy gov’n guy. | TimeStamp: One-quarter after the 3 o’Clock Hour Central Europe Time… and no, the screens in this frame are not another take on BEN, or FIP, or the movie industry for that matter, the stills in the overall frame are just the content that was floating through the air… laters’.

TimeStamp: 06:25 in CET…
Right now tomorrow: it’s DETROIT ROCK CITY.
and the Detroit Tigers will not play, will not PLAY
on Monday Night Football.

Right now we leave Young Chris with the Daily Beast… See you guys in a few, gonna look for that “cartulina” de Mr. Hanks.

Meanwhile, en B.California, México
un aficionado de la Musica del que no puede manejar según el limite de velocidad
se encuentra algo triste porque la mejor parte
de Van Halen iba a apostar por los Tigres de Detroit… [Uhmmm—detroit; chicago? qué sigue: Culiacán‽‽‽ ]
Vicente, tú que eres el más latino de algunos colombianos… ¿a dónde va este Albur; amor].