Tag Archives: Dear Rachel Maddow

Extra! Extra!!! 📢 Hoy no hubo P.🦚.R.N.

If Your Mother Can Keep It… Ben Franklin was in fact, a fag.

P.🦚. S. A. you are going to like the way Mando [makes you] feels… in El Salvador.

Porn aside, ¡SEÑORA!!! Wanna know where the Vice-president’s mother in Them little United States got her cellular phone from?

Squiggly vertical lines are closer than they appear… sooooo, ketch-up! And don’t be late.

“if you want to get down, down on the ground”…

Don’t do it, after a few lines, the details.

Metro Balderas intersection with Chato, —Doh!!!

It’s your adVert, conso.

— A ver Marjo sópleme, 🌬️ usted trae aliento a Jazz 🎷.

Across The Atlantic, it’s official, The United States people are stupid, the bully nation came in FIRST, it was both a beautiful and, a perfect first place. EL Salvador came in a close second in the countries that MAKE UP América; in related stupidity, United Statesians voted for the most chaos and those motherfuckers are about to find out, who Pablo Torre is and just how much their ballot tantrum is going to… ahhh, fuck it… I’m going to sleep.

… sleep well spent, any 🦉 hoot, Rachel MADDOW, before you sign-out:

Your mother was A Cum Bucket outside of the Supermarket where you worked.

Your Mother Was A Whiskey-Tango Whore and that is how YALE UNIVERSITY admitted the VP’s Appalachian ass into the Skulls & Bones “kill Benjamin Franklin’s Dreams”.

Sum Mers… pronounced, Sum Mers knot like Sting writes it

It’s a Martin Luther King Jr. tournament of Summers. Gooooood Morning, Rachel Maddow! Président Javier Milei is in full Greenland attire and regalia, which of course is Bikini and Thongs, this will make for some interesting nipples on Rome’s ENVOY, Mama Meloni.

The Star Spangled Banner, all Rights Reserved.

There’s A Hole ⛳… in my life… deer Lorde!!! Who let José Díaz-Balart sing The Star Spangled Banner? Ay, Caramba!!!

Cielito Lindo.

And, Anan Giriharada (plural), George Harrison would love this, Eye Knows… and that’s because Donald Trump has converted more people into Christian~ism than Mother “fucking” Theresa in Calcutta ever did!!! And that cunt had Lady Di and Margaret Thatcher on her front.

Let It Be — Reloaded… alright, Gabriel, Eye never liked you but if youse gonna Blow 🎺 now’s your chance to introduce the Great Harlot of Babylon… con ustedes: Donald Trump.

That was ‘Can Ewe Dig It’ by The Rolling Stones and now Öüï’d like to DEW, “Hark, the angels come 🫴🏽 ”…

Counter-clock-wise ☯️ Beginning at 4h

History and Religion are in a bar, hilarity ensues when Semantics introduces Transliteration to them tú.

Buenas tardes, tonight’s présentation is brought to you by “Drink Coffee~Cola”, Léopold II, and the good Hebrews at The Jerusalem Post.

High Imperialism, the road to Absolutism. Take A Trip with Good🪇Year OXXO and enjoy a Michelin meal after burning rubber on the court.

The Jerusalem Post, brought to you by The Third Reich and The United Nations in SAREJEVO.

Musical guest Atomic Bomb and The William Onyeabor Soviet Syntetizer. Expérience… MORE COWBELL.

Anyway, Rachel Maddow, when was the last time that you read 8 OBITUARIES on a Sunday morning in “The land of the free—The greatest nation in the World—The exceptional!!!”. How about that,? Heck Rachel, little ol’Eye can fit Joe Scarborough’s GOP America in one Mexican entity called Querétaro where  miscarriage is “”automatic HOMICIDE” and if the father was a rapist the humanoid with the vagina on her is liable for her rapist’s PAIN AND SUFFERING.

Anyhow, Avi Velshi, this is your 2016 “deplorable” that wished he could have enjoyed just a little taste of those “Cheeseburgers in paradise” fundraiser from Hillary Clinton, but the 50-over-50 (cunts) only wanted the Vanity Fair “polite society” on the scene. So there you go. Say hello to George Clooney.

³~. With All Dude Respect

And Jen Saki… Pete Buttigieg’s mom (WADR³) is a gift for Notre Dame de Paris. I tell you what Tsaki, if RED was the color of a CLAPPERLESS cowbell, Saturday Night would be a better place on the streams..

February 29, 2024 — Freedom of ’76

… and now, the rest of the story:

From the creators of Jimmy Buffett’s piña coladas, comes the story of Waylon Jennings tacos de perro in Tijuana, only on Morning Joe.

That’s what We get for listening to Rachel Maddow, now Enjoy Your Hamburgers in Paradise, 75004.

In Local news, the Russian protectorate section of Moldova 🇲🇩, a country close to the Poisson extended-family in The French 🇨🇵 Antilles³ just invoked (overnight) Vladimir’s Oligarch’s protection, and in Poland, The Salon de l’Agriculture in Varsovie just fell for the Nazi-Slovak-Russian tactic of 1938, giving Ambassador Brzezinski there, a bone to chew on… and Rachel Maddow, try this Indian tortilla 🫓 for size, the Russian front just got a shipment of Nan-cheese to go with their rations, this is going to make for an interesting antipasti of small chunks of meets³ given the Spanish tapas that are currently joining The International Foreign Legion for The Ukraine side of the trench.

³~. As in Cold Cuts, Shredded Meats encountering each other; Eye doubts that there will be any Duck and Chicken on that D.A.R.E. tray, on account that part of the poultry is in Sri Lanka and the rest of the  other coop is under Marianne sweet bussom (jugs).

Meanwhile at the Apolline de Malesherbes Show on BFM’er TV, my favorite Frog, Dominique de Villepin just made the rounds to revisit his 2001 intervention against sending the French Foreign Legion, let alone French nationals, to die in Crimean Peninsula… that’s what the P.I.G.S. are for.

Page Tú, if I was the Devil…

Knock, knock… Who’s there? — Al… Al Who? — Al Ah Bama… Psykes.

 

Let’s take a Trip to Australia, it’s down 👇 under and that’s the way to get into Hell, but you know what Negrita, Eye knows a quicker route and that’s through México, because there’s No God in Tamaulipas all the way to Tee-Jay, güey.

Our first stop is Ensenada where President Joseph R. Biden and nigger-shoe peddler Donald Trump are stuck in a cabaña hut 🛖 full of bananas and coke.

But first, Öüï switch, It!, over to Chicago where a federal judge just danced El Pasito duranguense with Donald Trump and that motherfucker (nº 45, not the federal judge) is off of the General Election ballot in Ill y Noize, across the Bluegrass and beyond Churchill Downs, Senator Mitch McConnell just stepped down from his High Horse and is Leader no more.

For context, we return to Martin Luther King’s 2024 Edition when our multifaceted staff updated this most non-consequential blog’s take on France’s most consequential present-danger, which according to a member of the French Foreign Affairs Commission is, off-course a Russian Winter, —again.

Tequila Sunrise — Quattro Fromaggi, and because there is nothing artificial about Mí, this is in fact a time-delayed entry, not an Intelligence on the spot.

Meanwhile at Saint Merry, Nadiesha updated their butt plugs, or their bio, or something like that.

Tras la huella de Diderot 5ª entrada Rachel’s Reciprocal

Dear, Rachel:
Today is national sports day in France, meanwhile, we [the staff] are still on the trail of Mr. Diderot and as a result we are still “accomodating” the “Last Week in History” segment; anyway, we happened to catch your live broadcast early this morning (0300h CET) and found that given Sen. Bob Corker vociferous opinions about POTUS 45, your “Silent Movies” segment was an perfect match for the following “Last Week in History” segment… i call it Rachel’s Reciprocal Property for the news Division (context on that follows, right now i’m late for my Colombian shrink appt.)… Besos.

October 6th, 1927: “The Talkies” are born and it wouldn’t be until 2011, when  “The Artist” a French film, would try to re invent the movie mime mode into films. Although that fad did not caught on, “George Vale” did take 5 Oscars for his  work as a mime. —_— Uso justo del Siglo de Torreón.

Still to come: 5.4 million French public servants are called (to go on strike) by their respective workers union, this according according to Le Monde. The last time a match like this took holds of the streets was in 2007, according to Canal Plus morning news.

TimeStamp: 2300h CET

Los franceses y ‘ese’ su poder de adquisición… —_~. Uso justo de Anne Sinclair.

Mientras tanto allá en los Estados Unidos, Puerto Rico va de mal en peor, y mientras ese territorio se colapsa, Donald Trump se la pasa jugando golf.

En California, la región al norte de San Francisco, así como que yendo a Napa Valley; y también en Anaheim, la situación literalmente: arde.

Y esta semana, ¡por fin! se confirma lo que Barack Obama sabía, cuando él todavía era el presidente de los Estados Unidos: que Facebook es un peligro para la nación; pero a lo mejor igual como con los bancos y con Wall Street, esa industria es muy importante, influyente o grande como para dejarla colapsar. O explíquenos, Raquelito, de que otra manera se puede explicar que no exista un proceso en contra de Mark Zuckerberg y el resto de Silicon Valley, que colaboró con los rusos para convencer a las legiones de lectores del genero ‘fake news’ a que votaran por Donald Trump.

Sadly, as much as we would like to get angry about the whole Google -Facebook – Breitbart fake news debacle in the Rusian Gate swamp, we can’t; it’s just a bitter pill to swallow, our guess is that Sen. Sanders must feel the same way. He, (Mr. Sanders) didn’t stand a chance against the stubborn desire to get the first woman as president into the White House, even if it meant weeding out the best candidate (Bernie) who could take who could have taken back a good chunk of undecided Donald Trump votes. So now, even with all them great AFTER ACTION REVIEWS from The Daily Beast and the WaPo’s findings about google’s involvement in the Circus of an Election of 2016, it’s too late. If it’s not, why then is Trump not in jail yet?

So Now Rachel, we just have to wait “un momentito” and see on which side of the face all of them 56 cards on the deck are going to land, because Donald Trump’s second act of treason was when he called on the Russian president to use all of his intelligence resources to bring Hillary Clinton’s emails —into the open.

Question: If the past administration KNEW, that Mark Zuckerberg’s platform was being used to DUPE “innocent racists” and “closeted biggots” of the “Make America Great” bumper sticker consumer crowd, why exactly was it that the former FBI director, James Comey, didn’t spring into action in the same fashion that he did during the last stretch of the election, like he did with the “Carlos Danger*” connection with Mrs. Clinton?

* Former Congressman (NYC) Anthony Weiner

It’s too bad Rachel, that from Nov. 2015 to Oct. 2016 no one read my blog, except of course, the Donald Trump machinery, because sweetie i can humbly write that throughout that time I was your the anti-Breitbart syrup and Cousin’s Joe Super-Beta-political pundit Donald Trump eliminator… i just couldn’t compete with Your Fuck’n distant cousins, The Buzzfeed’s.

In hindsight, Cousin Joe, stop being a tight wad and send that new iPhone. There’s a Mexican election coming and this guy nicknamed “El Bronco” wants to be Donald Trump’s “hombre-cuete” and play measure–my–wee-wee with Trump, come 2018.

En el marco del licenciado Brozo, el actual gobernador del Estado más norteño de México (Monterrey, con 2 “erres”, Willie Guiest) Jaime Rodríguez Cordero.

And now: the Rachel Reciprocal of the the news Division.

1. TRMS [over] Donald’s Words = a Silent Film.

Donald’s Pathological behavior [over] Sen. Bob Corker (R-TN) comments = a logically upset U.S. Senator… so:

Frame is presented for educational purposes.

TRMS / DWords ➗ DPathos / Sen. CorkerComments [use standard division reciprocal property] and you get:

2. TRMS / DWords ✖️ Sen. CorkerComments / DPathos = any George Carlin “TALKIE” recording at Madison Square Garden. NOW Rachel, don’t forget to use this  “HUBRIS” reference marker of A Day Like Today, but in 2002, to “account for your known unknowns”.

HUBRIS… starring Donald Rumsfeld.

Yours Truly,

armando segovia.