The Ballad of Godart and Pacard — À Priori avant l’après-midi

El corrido de las Paus… AS³.

Aquí no ha pasado nada
… starring Flore Simon, chef d’édition en AguascalientesTV, as EL SALVADOR Dalí.

The first copla al cuadrado goes a little something like so:

From The Ratlines to The Rat Race… It’s Viva Las Vegas, — y’all!

 

Barbie, Barbie
Youse knot gonna believe
Whose birthday matches with Reagan’s?
That’s right, it’s Eva’s.

Carranza no tiene panza — El Sur°realismo macuspano

 

We begin in Habana, Cuba, where Nicaraguan poet Rubén Darío sought sanctuary with Camilo Cienfuegos after Mexican dictator, Porfirio Díaz (the original Cool dictator of mejicanos, —in El Salvador) snubbed Darío during the first centenary celebration of Cinco de Mayo in 1910 and so, … Rubén had no other choice than to kick Ronald Reagan’s ass after Henry Lane Wilson made fun of the French greekiness and Greek frenchiness of Don Quijote de La Mancha.

You now own this bible, and all of the parallel stories within it’s its windows. Ewe broke, IT!, you buy, IT!

 

… but first, Öüï catches up with Ambassador Jefferson at La Maison de l’Amérique latine. Eye wanted to ask the American Ambassador about his experience with the arrival of his horse and carriage to Le Havre.

Any hoot, Maud, forgive Mí if Eye takes this these loose tones with your Representative-self, it must be that Öüï, that motherfucker, is out of Schlitz, and Ewe knows that that, can only mean that Schiltz is out of Luc.

Long story shrinked, I am drawing a blank. I’ve got nothing, not Even a door.

6 de febrero Reagan International Arrivals/Departures

Two of U.S.:

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s los hilos de Sasha en El Universal de Ana-Ana_BoBaNa 🍌-Nah-Na BoBaNa de México en La Madrid de los Hombres G:

Indiana (32 AD)

3ra Jornada de Huelga General.

Ana Anabitarte:
— ¿Técnico en mantenimiento? ¡Eso no existe!

🎈

Today is BOB MARLEY DAY and if you are in Mexico, you get to have a PULQUE with your herb… Higher Power, Donnie Deutsch? We don’t need no stinkin’ ARIZONA TEA in our Church’s®, Chicken!!! Now “Pass The Dutchie“, JERK!

🌬️ 🇯🇲 Jah sitteth in Mount Zion, and Ruhle’s all creation on the “psychedelic churches” of the MSNBC’s, —ese!

Ooh, yeah! All right!
Alright.
We’re jammin
1945 – 🇯🇲 Robert Nesta Marley, assasinated by a C.I.A. spook 🇺🇲 on “the gipper’s” payroll in 1981.
I wanna jam it wid youWe’re jammin’, jammin’,And I hope you like jammin’, too

Immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me
Axl Rose, on Track 8, the B-Side of “GN’R LIES” titled “One In A Million”.

1962Chinese Democracy Frontman, Billy Bruce Bailey, sees his first light in a town named after a French aristocrat and friend of General Washington, in Indiana.

2000: in El Ejido ( Almería ) thousands of Spaniards violently attack immigrants living in the region.

Diversity divides people

Ron DeSantis
Former Guantanamo Bay Prison
NAZI counselor on Torture Tactics, and current governor of that “DICK” on the armpit of Them United States of 1984, which of course it is, “Florida, Florida, Florida”.

 

1983 – in 🇧🇴 Bolivia , The Police arrest the genocidal Nazi Klaus Barbie , who will be transferred to the 🇨🇵 Montcluc fort ( France ) to be tried as the author of the crimes against humanity committed by German forces under his command in the Second World War .

 


What does the Dodo 🦤 bird, Donnie 🦤 Deutsch and Zsa Zsa 🦤 Gabor (19172016) have in common?

Prostitution, that’s what, the second-oldest profession in the world, next to shooting-down hot-air balloons, according to a former C.I.A. spy on the msnbc payroll.

I Gotcha 👊! … 0 Reviews
L’affaire Bomarzo est une histoire de censure : la censure, par la dictature 🇦🇷 argentine en 1967, d’un opéra d’Alberto Ginastera et Manuel Mujica Lainez, accusé de « référence obsessionnelle au sexe, à la violence et à l’hallucination ». Ainsi, Bomarzo reste å ce jour l’emblème des persécutions idéologiques de la dictature militaire. D’abord soutenue par le général Onganía lors de sa création å 🇺🇲 Washington, cette œuvre de musique contemporaine est, quelques mois plus tard, brutalement exclue de la scène musicale de Buenos Aires par ce même régime. Ses auteurs, pourtant plutôt conservateurs, sont rejetés, condamnés, traités de pervers. Aussi haletante qu’un thriller, la chronique de ce scandale nous fait revivre l’ampleur et la complexité du débat suscité par l’interdiction, et interroge le rôle de 🇻🇦 l’Église et de 🇦🇷 l’État comme régulateurs des rapports entre l’art et la morale. En observant le comportement des artistes et des intellectuels pendant ces années sombres, Esteban Buch dévoile les engagements et les compromissions de l’ensemble de la société argentine et, plus largement, éclaire les rapports entre musique et politique au xxe siècle.
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1945 – 👹 Elba Esther Gordillo Morales, 🇲🇽 Mexican face of corruption in the SYNDICATE of Public Education (S.E.P.) and the manifestation of 👺 Carlos ROMERO Deschamps (PEMEX) without a dick in the Mexican Senate.

— Wrong Answer, Chief! Prostitution is like n° 10 on the list of professions. The Answer, according to the best pitcher in the history of this most non-consequential blog, 🇪🇸 CAMILO CIENGUEGOS 🇨🇺 (1932 – 1959) after a narrative-interview with 🇺🇲 Pamela Anderson… Eye feels so “exposed”, it’s a good thing i perfomed self-love earlier in the trajectory.

1984 – 👯 DAISY MARIE, Mexican/Filipino/U.S. 👯 adult entertainer🐰.

Cherchez la femme, pardieu! Cherchez la femme!, from « Les  Mehicans de París » by Alejandro Dumbass… a film by “L’Homme Qui Aimait Les Femmes³of the Reagan Years ».

³~. 1932François Truffaut, French BAY WATCHER ( 1984)

Answer: ⚾  Ronald Reagan (1911 – 1999) fucked them all, and then Eva Braun (1912- 1945 ) was born… which was bad news for the Dodo bird, because in 1936, Wilhelm Frick, the reich’s Interior Minister issues out a “racial biological inventory” and it turned out that the Dodo bird was Kosher to eat until 🦤 extinction.

In related Ronnie “City on A Hill” news:

1974 – the island of 🇬🇩 Grenada becomes independent from the 🇬🇧 British Empire, setting the course for a MOTION PICTURE location plot for CALIFORNIA governor, Ronald Wilson Reagan. The Movie would of course start its SHOOTING in OCTOBER, como tenía que ser, but of 1983… 🇵🇦 PANAMA would follow and ROCK and ROLL would never be the SAME as I listened to History in a classroom in 👼🏽1984 🚬.

1956 : in the United States racist protests are realized by the entrance of the first black student in the University of Alabama… Gooooo 🎈 Tide!

 

Ladies in Gemini… “Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition”, as re-counted by Cardinal Ximénez of Seville, Espagne, via the 🇬🇧 BBC.

1482 : in Sevilla the first auto-da-fé of the 🇪🇸 Spanish Inquisition 🇪🇸 takes place… it’s like a 🇮🇳 SALMAN RUSHDIE’s 🇬🇧 PhatWa, but for people who like to wear crosses on their chests.

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https ://www .bbc .com /news /entertainment -arts- 64537770…sir salman rushdie speaks for the first time about ‘colossal attack’/

1934 : Fourteen people are killed in the 🇨🇵 Place de la Concorde (in Paris) during a demonstration by far-right leagues.

The Real Havana Syndrome, with Mehdi Diaz-Reid

Deer, José Díaz-Balart… ‘member them MAR•IE•litos from your cousin’s* Era in Oliver Stone’s “Scareface”? I know that you and the Entire Bacardi bunch do, and Eye will de•magnetize that strip in a few on account that right now it’s time to cover the BASES.

Camilo Cienfuegos is on Vacation, ISSY, Camilo is munching on the mound. Anyhow, celebrations over at The Copacabana Hotel and Casino were cut short after some guy named HenRi blew Lola off the stage. Trou Story, LINSEY  ReiserEye sees that the Karins started to use Cat 5 wiring to show the path of The Tropics.

*.) You (Sir) are related to El Comandante Castro, right, —Mr. Díaz?

After hours entry: https ://apnews .com /article /entertainment-music-health-arts-and-entertainment-coronavirus-pandemic-4589f049069c3b3f04f1715d85d0bd69 “… [T]his is NOT an emergency.”

As (33) that developed, New York is playing 🦍… i mean playing gorilla. Y’all might recall that King Kong was partying with the Règie at Las Plages de Paris…

And, Sirene… in case (33) you might want to check the Central Europe Time stamp, it’s just The Mexican constitution in Mí. _—•!—!•—_ 1917.  And María Teresa Kumar [🇨🇴., if you don’t believe Mí, you can ask a el “panochón*” de don Venus… [H]e, Venustriano Carranza signed it (with the authorization of Amb. HenRi Lane Wilson), heck, Columbus, New Mexico supplied the INKCien años ago, with 4 de Soledad sin “Chole”.

Across The Atlantic:

En Contexto with the Beaver

The U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee on Vacations and Appropriations is getting ready to meet in order to figure out why the RTX* trained Afghan Army failed to fight for their own UNOCAL overGwarlords.

DEER, Representative Meeks, from NEW YORK… “imagery!!!” Da’FUCK you talking about? Let’s ASK BLACK SPY:

*.) 84.05 U$D +0.80
Today c
losed: Aug 20, 19:55 EDT
After hours 84.03 −0.020 (0.024%)

The Spy-master must answer in the form of a question:

[RIng… ring… ☎️…]

— Black Spy’s-r-US, Blonde receptionist à l’appareil,  how may I direct your call?

— Hola, Wua•pa! Get me Black Spy, it’s an Emergency.

—Is it urgent?

— Yes it is.

[Cali [🇨🇴. is transferred.  At the other end of the line Black Spy (that motherfucker) left a message that stated that Black Spy was doing like the French do, that motherfucker was on Vacation. In Brazil, no less, Mr. Banderas [🇧🇷.

In Local News, some of the Texas democrats who got the hell out of Dodge and headed over to The Potomac to prevent the Texas Governor attack on voting rights ended their 38-day “stand” against the TEXAS Sponsors of The TALIBAN²38 days. Not to pick on ARIZONA, but it took SPC-4 Tillman, Patrick [one-Each] 38 days  to fill up his MEPS³ Station dossier for Afghanistan.

² December 4th, 1997
http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a120497texasvisit

³ https ://www .military .com /join-armed-forces /meps-process-requirements.html

MARIEL: https ://fancuba .com /exode-de-mariel/

Note to programmers: as previously stated, this blog is running on fumes (sort’of speak) and, had the month of August not gotten in the way of the very end of July, Eye can promise Ewe that Öüï  would not be aware of the fact that SEAN PENN released FLAG DAY in the same week when the TALIBaaaaaahAN raised theirs, whille wearing Uncle Sam’s TACTICAL uniforms like CHEAP CASUALTIES of GWAR no less, period!

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0097027/

It’s the bottom of the second and Seth Meyer is at the plate

Over at the Ozarks, Elise Jordan is playing tea party and serving Johnny Cash and El Che Guevara like Colin Jost serves tea to his pretty little dolls.

Line drive to shortstop

Line drive to shortstop .:. CED04560-64C0-4C20-9FB8-A34A5FF5BE7D 🚣🏽‍♂️ … banjo playing Martin picks up the ball but fails to get Mr. Meyer out, runner on FOist.

Over in Washington, John Bolton is playing the Role of Kellyanne Conway’s wife. What a patriot. Looking out for number one is the title of his next mémoire, a political thriller that asks the fundamental question, is aged beef better, Jack?

Paul McCartney, of Death Cab for Cutie’s fame doesn’t thinks so, but The Walrus is willing to bet Lucy’s diamonds and swear on a Gideons bible that aged cabbage is.

indeed

In•deed, Michael Steele of republican fame is at the mound and he just rubbed the palms of his hands like a 6th grader trying to get the ink to flow down to the ball-pin tip of his pen .:. C87003FA-C4F5-465F-9981-6E838A0ECC54 🎟 Our station signal’s identification disclaimer is forcing us to relay to our non–reading audience that all images from third-party screen-grabs are a Fair–Use–of–Media in the study of current events for educational purposes.

An old rookie playing with a funny sounding nomenclature just got called–in from the farm, Josie Duffy Rice, a mac and cheese hater just mimicked “El Bambino” pointing the tip of her Louisville Slugger to Centerfield. Seth Meyer on first is giddy like a tea-party hostess, Duffy Rice taps the plate con el tolete, Steele sends a fastball, Duffy-Rice swings and that motherfucker is sent into orbit. Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Neil Gorsuch coaching from third base sends a signal to the mound; it’s the tip of the hat for a pitch well sent, as the Washington Supremos just scored two runs against the Comcast Rockefellos.

The furlough

The furlough, after Duffy Rice’s homerun, Brians William was given a pink-slip by the republican Richard Steele for failing to complete el ceviche campechano de autores en el libreto de la Jordan de los Ozarks.

And just to close June 18th with a proper bang, stay tuned for, “It’s the bottom of the first” after today’s double header between Los Supremios contra Los Rockefellos. On tonight’s episode Mr. Schmitty answers the age-old question: what do you get when you mix the African diaspora with a tribe of chichimecas, apaches, y criollos?Is it possible?”

TimeStamp: 20h in HST with 138 days before the next power check, Meanwhile in Paris at 20h in CET it is now a mere 137 days before öüï learns if NATO is going to go the way of disco under a Motor City Madman ax and bow.

Previously on Salman Rushdie plays the role of the Fresh Prince of La Brea

Episode 189, when Le Duk de Anaheim gets his Souffle’on, “by Charles Haughtry and the DEAF aids,” phase Önë when Bill Maher blows on a Fatwa, and then eats the OATHS.

Can someone get mí Bill's number, please

Can someone get mí Bill’s number, please •|• The Michelin Man is going full-Pillsbury Doughboy (note to editors: Gknomes knocked-down original tag line.

It’s Önë p.m. in Reel Tyhme, trascendió que a las 19 horas del Rio Sena en Panama, o algo así, las sirens dejaron sin el cuerno de Jazzina a un tal Tomás Corbillón, el efecto sin audio fue un tributo a todos los Gknomos rompe-bolas en las Ondas de radio Francia

Camilo is more of a Miguel Ángel

Camilo is more of a Miguel Ángel on the mound, a Trombone player–at–Heart, Cienfuegos is the ultimate Rolling Stone on the Buffalo Bill–like traveling Barbudo Circuit League.

pero tocando base con los rompe-bolas

Se supo AUSSI que [£uego de leer los tristes gospels de ayer, –cuando el señor Maquiavelo recibió tristes nuevas”— informándole al señor que el Acto N° 46,000 de los llamados “mangas amarillas sin chaleco” manifestó su deseo unísono de thump–Thump sounds at a teckno parado, o en un desfile en dónde el pez favorito de Rachel Maddow, “El Bass” (róbalo at the Bar) amenizó.

Hungarian magick follows

Hungarian magick follows.:.79DF24B5-5FA6-4EDF-895E-0A2DE3D8C5EF

Third Base es la “antesala” de un Impeachment; now while a Peach is a hell of a player, over in Georgia, a peach is a hell of a… ask The Alemán Brother’s Band*.

Y por favor, NO INSISTAS COMADRE LETY, we’ll always have Paris, and beeSides, my cucharón Beelongs to Suzy.