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Las Tangas de Frida: Bring me the Cue

Sobredosis de erudición 
El fin del Été is here.

From LA Redacción:
DEERLY non readers … I Δ🖤 announced in a New York Minute that the grief was Knot about Kier Simmons’ loss…

Canción secuestrada, no hubo tiempo de litigar. En otras paradojas, un perro es atropellado en el périph… “pass the peas”, page Tú, follows from the the Edge of my dashboard. 

Pare de sufrir 🇧🇷  †

Go ahead, say my name Rene Perez J., “y para que no se te olvide mi apellido”, aquí te dejo una Granada de La Sierra Nevada en California… because I’ve never been to Spain 💃🏻.

 

🎶 Well, you’ve HO’id about burned bridges… It’s not one of those, this is Maria’s temporary bridge in Rene’s “Isla del Encanto”, bajo l’Ombre de GOYA. Today is the FIFTH ANNIVERSARY of Hurricane Maria. 💨

But first, in Hilo, Hawaii —It’s Your Birthday 🎉… and Alex Wagner cannot let Mí, tell a LIE 🤥:

Eye ♟️ does not select the paradoxes, like Mongo (Blazing Saddles), Eye is “only pawn… in game of life”.

The other “chivo” being Capricorn ♑, coincidentally, the “passing” Astros on the Zodiac right now are the ones that delineate Virgo, which La Mairie de Paris is going to show you in just a few at the U.N. General Assembly in Babylon Tú.

And while the frame below might seem a little callous Eye can assure you that the absurdity of the Bélier ♈ below is founded in truth. Por ejemplo, Alix Wag, Aries, like the peace that that there sleeping baby is selling (Mocedades) is the first of two “chivos” in the fiction of the horóscopos de Durango 🦂 of Cerf-panthère.

Big Brother is Watching, —Ewe!

Gravity is real, brevity stops it. Icarus used WAX to face the SUN, Icarus flight was brief, Gravity put a stop to veteran astronaut Matt Kowalski (Cuarón, 2013). Kowalski was in the middle of fixing the Hubble Space Telescope 🔭 when Cuarón’s NEPHEW’S film aficionado and collaborator (Pablo Gleason) threw a Monkee Wrench on the mission. It’s ironic because at THE TIME, don Alfonso’s nephew was headed out to The Desierto in between el Mar de Cortés and Rosarito Beach to cut a film 🎥 about nothing. The conversation took place in October of 2013, at Km. 1 in La Îlle de La Cité (75004) and Jonás Cuarón cousin’s film at El Desierto was released in the year that the Coq fell from the Flechè de Eugène Viollet-le-Duc.

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Our hearts and prayers are With Puerto Rico.

 

Deer, Avi Velshi — “Por eso son reyes”.

Lorem Ipsum: ¿porqué no le salpicas GOYA a tu sazón J.C.? Al fin que como dicen tus hijos los mejicanos: ¡comes y te vas!

Hable Sr. Gonzalez, ¡Hable!

Y hay hasta para llevar

Aquí hay hasta para llevar .:. 99A07E4E-9D96-4AFF-AEDC-D4C7EA4C33E0 .:. Starting con:
LOS HILOS DE LA AFP on I.C.E.

Now, Fantastic Negrita on the AM Joy, take a deep breath (no pun intended) and carry on. Nevermind u.s. because aside from the fact that you will not read this, neither will the human pet of Buddy the former executive dog, [it was a tragedy the way that Socks treated that po’Chocolate labrador] but if they did, they would sense beyond a doubt that we don’t select the current events of the week, but being D.A.T.:

https ://www .20minutes .fr/monde/ 154935-20070430-quand-terroriste-combattant-liberte

In the last week, which in dog years is like three months or so, former Attorney General of the United States under George W. Bush made a cameo on the circuitry of the Talking Heads.

Dangling participle

We must relay to former U.S. Attorney General, Loretta Lynch D.A.T. it is not cool to go on National cable TV and take the fifth.

https ://monoaureo .com /2020/08/05/beirut/

Now, i don’t know what it is about the former Attorney General that makes me (little ol’ Armando Segovia) feel uneasy about him, wait, I got it, ah-ha!!! I remember now, he looks like a cunt, but that shouldn’t disqualify him from working or being benevolent just because he’s got a bullet point on his curriculum that credits him as working for Bush 43.

A tu salud, Georgina

A tu salud, Georgina Moreno, a tu salud y a la de don Gilberto Forrest Saldívar.

No, Secretary Clinton, Sr. Gonzalez’ mug should not be the reason for criticizing his appearance on the morning shows, but his reluctance to answer a simple question about his field of expertise, is! Because being the personal attorney of a former u.s. president, and i (little ol’ Mando) is not talking about Nicolle’s former boss; but the DAD! George Herbert Walker Bush 41 should make of mitten face (Gonzalez) the perfect pundit to talk about Attorney General William Barr and his expeditious way to follow the LAW in the way that his number one client, “individual one”, which the world knows as the President of the united states of america, interprets it—yeah, Buddy!

https ://www .msnbc .com /morning-joe /watch /fmr-u-s-ag-s-co-chair-new-covid-19-criminal-justice-commission– 89573445633

Dangling participle2

Our apologies to professor at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Jr. .:. C7F9F30B-92F5-481D-B473-B0414565A2D5 ⚖️ We regret to postpone Jimmy’s anecdotes from you recent best-seller but, darn it! Professor, the Atty’s in the frames next to your reading material in the background decided to hit the mute button when asked about the minute-by-minute shenanigans happening at their former 9-to-5. _—•!•—_ First it was AG Lynch who declined to cast aspersions on the Barr, and then Mr. Gonzalez went hiding under Ms. Lynch’s faldas.

And so, for Mr. Gonsalitos, to not talk about a fundamental question about the Executive Power (specifically about your current counterpart, William H. Cunt… wait scratch D.A.T…. William Barr) in real time, sounds a lot a like Robert DeNiro not wanting to write a summary of his motherfucking report in Real Reality Time, but in the Privileged Reasonable Time that the Nation wished that it still had.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /news /style /wp /2018/04/09 /feature /dennis-kucinich-was-mocked-in-his-presidential-bids-turns-out-he-was-the-future-of-politics/

Indeed, Alicia Menendez, indeed… them Eddy Currents are at an all time high, and they are probably gonna bee getting in the Air tonight. So nevermind them dangling participles, we’ll cut’em off at The Pass.

Still to come: Fake pinto sack de feijão

But first, In an effort to not fuck-up Democracy, so pena de ser clausurado, we the staff are now going to suspend our temporal awareness and hit the self-censor blackout drive switch and try not to bring up any tangent that might hurt the election of the next president of the United States. So, nevermind, Mr. Gonzalez… carry–on, we are not going to ask you if now that you are no longer in the Empire building business, would you in good-faith tell is if Luis Posada Carriles was a terrorist or not?.

But before we talk about it on the other side of Mika Brzezinski’s Morning Show, don’t you motherfuckers forget that the “Dennis” below ⤵️ did Speak Up in real time, AGAINST former C.I.A. Director, George Herbert Walker BUSH, when n°41 asked his son, n°43 at The White House, to release his “anti-Cuba” asset in detention at an I.C.E. facility in El Paso, TX, way back when Luis Posada Carriles pretended to be a “wetback” (not an indo•cum•entado) when he tried to hatch yet another plan to overthrow the Comandante that General MacArthur wished he could have been.

Alberto Gonzalez

Alberto Gonzalez has a C.U.N.T. face, and he’s the WASPiest Beaner East of that West Texas Town of El Chuco.

For the record: General Patton might have been a sonofavitch but, at least he was our most dependable sonofavitch, which is why he is rolling in his grave as Donald Trump’s Secretary of State is to chicken shit to bring up RUSSIA during the non-existent National Security Briefings at Melania’s rose garden.

Still to Come:
Indeed

Indeed .:. 09E0D847-EB43-4310-97A3-D2AE44D4C651… öüï are talking Royalty here, princesse!

Paola Ramos stars as Teenie Tiny Cat

Public Service Announcement — Aviso al Público

“A Republic, if you can keep it.”
Sponsored by:
Ópticas Franklin

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Ladies in Gemini, con ustedes “El Niño Luc”, sin Sirena pero eso sí, hijos de Benjamin Argumedo, con bosal pa’no empapar… “Take it A–Güey!”, Luc, and nevermind D.A.T. Nereida on them Seine Waves, because over at the neighbor’s rock house the Deepest Purple Pundits of America are riffin’ “Child in Time”, as per regulatory regulations… That Little Devil is in the Samaritaine’s dentils.

Banksi is a Fag, yes he is:
🎶 Out on The Streets
D.A.T’s. where öüï meet

In Hilo, Hawaii

Time over yonder: It’s The 11th Hour in Hilo, Hawaii, yes it is.

https ://www.fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip-du-mercredi-15-juillet-2020

Still to come:
America, D.A.R.E. is template for it!
Run-on Sentence in the key of Jazz

Deer, Willie Geist, please inform Studio 3–A at the peacock Center D.A.T. this here is what a Run-on Sentence looks like in the Key of Jazz (America’s best import, ever), period .:. E8BD413B-C202-4E4B-AB04-4F8A5EFF9901 𓂈 For additional information please head on over to https:// www. old. reddit. com /r/ bitch, 𓂀 is a BUS!

Anyhow, Niño Luc, aren’t you glad that your Evil half, Luc Fregón, does not work for The Guardian at the BBC?

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /economia /2020/07/15 /bbc-recortara-520-puestos-de-trabajo-en-la-seccion-de-noticias-1595 .html

In any case, Luk’y Boy, stop playing the prophet, what are you, Nostradumbass? Stick to the Sensory Business (radio) ‘cus if You lose, It!, you’ll lose a Good Thing—motherfucker!

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And in Washington, did John Donald The First just pulled the favorite move of aspiring Hitlers on the “How To Be A Better Despot On Your Way To a More Perfect Tyranny” book, by way of CENSORING COVID–19 related data from the Center and Diseases Control in Atlanta, Georgia?

Breaking The News

Breaking the News… Justice Ginsburg just trolled The Nation (again)… and in Washington, Nicole Wallace just went “Top Gun” by having her breath taken away on Deadline by the REVELATION that if things don’t start to change in real time, there might not be A United States of America on January 2021, even with REGIME Change. Chew on them beans D.A.R.E., Columbia.

And WOIST!!! Did Jared Kushner’s mating partner just pulled an “indirecta” on the good people of Puerto Rico with her choice of Goya Foods product for her illegal corporate sponsorship of Beto Unanue from an official Executive Branch media resource? YOU BETCHA, motherfuckers, it’s a play from that same “despot cookbook”.

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In Signs of the End of The World is Near news, Charlie Sykes just introduced the peacock crowd to a place called PORN HUB… oh, The Humanity.

Freud was a motherfucker

Freud was a real motherfucker, and an uncle to all of the Donnie Deutsch-es–es of the world.

11 de octubre (Reloaded*)

* Ladies in Gemini, please be advised that this entry was re-purposed from The Sombreo Galaxy, in order to fit it’s complementing future piece that would slowly–but–surely arrive on July 16, 2020, from The Frijoles Universe in the Donald John Trump Galaxy, more Intel can be gathered from The Aldous Huxley European Research Institute (in Paris, France… of course).

https ://asegovia3 .com/2020/07/16/great-moments-in-eye-was-shocked-that-would-happen/

THE CAKE IS A LIE:

The cake is a lie
Fuente: http://layer-cake.eu/
Fuente: http://www.layer-cake.com/produits/serious-games?competence_seriousgames=Presentation

Serious Games / Juegos Concienzudos

Dicen los gringos que todo es un juego… hasta que alguien sale perdiendo un ojo. O sus papeles de inmigración. El affiche de arriba “The Cake is a Lie”, es una parodia. NO Se debe de tomar en serio, y cualquier parecido con la realidad, es mera coincidencia…