A Closer Luc* — I am the Fifth Axolotl

El niño Luc was always a son-of-a-bitch… This is not a photo-copy, this is a negative in yo’Face… Nevermind the exclamation.


*~. Luc is a fag… with D.A.T. in mind, Dr. Harmodio, Jorge, one-each, Ph.D., el siguiente tepocate va por su patrón en el Instituto Cervantes de Iéna en París, el Secretario de Relaciones Exteriores Marcelo Ebrard… y de Paso, que chingue a su madre la mamá de Claudia Sheinbaum en La Paz, Baja California.

¿Sabía usted qué?… Maydeeeees in Gemini, asegovia3 is honored to have been given the opportunity to re-intruduce to y’all our favorite section of this draft: A Closer Look.

You wanted “sources” and names, here is Öüï Will rock Ewe… the champions are flags, aussi 🏴‍☠️ 🏆

Conflict of Interest for Brontis de la préfecture 🇲🇫 at the 🐜 Allée de Shakespeare and CIA.

Claudia Sheinbaum

Ma mère Annie Pardo a ouvert une brèche pour de nombreux scientifiques du pays : Sheinbaum


« Je suis très fière de ma mère et, comme elle, comme moi, comme mes frères, comme ses petits-enfants et ses arrière-petites-filles et arrière-petit-fils, il y a beaucoup d’élèves, car elle a formé des milliers et des milliers et des milliers de jeunes. qui, j’en suis sûr, sont fiers d’elle », a déclaré le chef de la capitale.


Previously on, Fuck Baxter Dury… and Miami, aussi.

Ça va bien? Can you spot the Axolotl 🇲🇽, or only The Salamander’s 🇬🇧 Montessori interests around that globe in black?

Bola de putos!

We begin tonight’s transmission by reminding The Salamander that indeed, Eye is the Axolotl… fucker never sleeps y’all.

And, Katie Phangs:

I knew Maya, but she couldn’t read.

Indeed, Maya couldn’t read, she was a Bee g’See! so she couldn’t read, but she sure knew what the sign on the window shelf said: no 🇲🇽 allowed! 🎩


Welcome to Miami, now… we catch up with Chi Chi Rodríguez outside of Dodger Stadium where Agent Vazquez is standing-by at the LAPD’s parking lot waiting for the signal from da’Man and pull a “Number Seven” on Chi Chi and thee Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence… and Alicia Menéndez, I literally can’t make this shit-up.

https ://laist .com /news /los-angeles-dodgers-pride-sisters-perpetual-indulgence-nuns

What are the odds that I could pull-out a Bacon from the Robert Rodriguez’es segment of John Leguizamo goes Cruising with George Lopez, eh? Zero[n] to non[e]?

And, Symone, just where the Funk is Black Spy? Malcolm ain’t been around for a while, is he retired, fired, or on Right Field overwatching Agent Vazquez’es mission?

in local news, jump to mañana for a closer look at Le Monstre de la Terre en el Estado de Ebrard en Oklahoma.

Give a Monkee a mask, and…

He Will Sell Ewe a 50 Thousand Euro Suitcase…

Dear Marianne, this is an intermission before we [the staff] return to the “segundo piso” and play another round of “hardball”.   •—_!_—•  PIERRE HUYGNE, untitled, (Human Mask), 2014 —ESPLANADE DES INVALIDES / M–12 — Courtesy the artist. Marian Goodman Gallery – New York, Houser & Wirth – London, Esther Shipper – Berlin and Anna Lena Films – Paris.

—With Nothing Inside.

Pack up your Suitcase… Baggage not included.


Fuck the Salamander—Yo soy el aJoLoTe (written with an X, but with el dejo de la jota que le cuelga a TeJaS… Ewe’all know what we [the staff] mean… bola de putos!).