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It’s cheaper to keep’em — Gran Señor Zopilote

Lupe’s lupanar y las muertas d’Estrada…  Followed by a trip where Tu Mamá se va a Chihuahua a un baile con Bomberito Juárez, y a veinte por adelantado, —También.

Ahora sí — Que Viva México… y El Gran Señor Zopilote también.

Funeral services costs in Mexico: How much does cremation cost in Mexico according to Profeco*?

C’mon baby fuistes a Acapulco and you didn’t even light my fire… Jacket Knot Required because it’s just another They for Ewe and Mí at La Bagagerie.

 

… entonces Gustavo (🇦🇷) el siguiente toro le corresponde a Saúl (🇲🇽), but before Eye begins please be advised that if you are out of Schiltz, Ewe sir are shit out of luck ; having stated that congratulations on that $20 Billion (🇺🇸) bailout that your president Milei secured for La Casa Rosa en el Río de La Plata, en fin Gustavo, luego te explico lo que pasa cuando un—gato muere, por el momento, “Juárez, no debió de morir, ay de morir”…

Las Muertas — Mala Noche, episode 3.

_ y por eso lo plasmaron en uno de a $500 pesotes mexicanos.

Flavia, “Hold On, cus’ I’m Coming” ♠️ 🎩

And now, the conclusion of Kamel The Magician, long story short, the Immo Witch Sorceress-ese at BFM underscored him by 40% and a blow 🌬️  job 🍃.

It Was 20 Years Ago, when Joe Scarborough joined the KKK club… ⚾ yer’ Out! Motherfucker. Got cheese 🧀?

 

… ok, Kamello mío pay attention now and let me take you back to 22 Feb. to show you lo HERMOSO de Jenny en El País; that particular tirage turned out to be a “Special Edition” to be collected by more than a myriad of trash receptacles because on this particular print 📰 Pepa BUENO “sawed-off” the columns from the SPORTS and BABELIA pages of SPAIN as seen trough the literature of Julio Iglesias.

1939 – Spanish Civil War: Generalísimo Francisco Franco of the Spanish State announces the end of the Spanish Civil War, when the last of the Republican forces surrender.

︷~. Note for the good people and friends of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog at the local PSG Bénévole Heart’s Club Band  💬 the “Mexican looking mustache” is not, i REPEAT, it is KNOT for the purposes of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog a Mexican Bigote my friends, but rather a BANANA used FOR SIZE to illustrate THE GAP between columns on both the IGLESIAS and SPORTS section of Spain’s FLAGSHIP newsprint, El País.

… that trick, coincidentally if not ironically tore off a significant chunk of JULIO IGLESIAS during the swinging London years when according to the sawed-off face of Ignacio Peyró, Britannia le hizo a JULIO lo que EL AIRE le hizo a Benito Juárez (o sea, que ni lo despeinó) and here’s another thing you don’t know: Julio pulled that off in a place where Iglesias was more an ALIEN than BOWIE ever was.

Allow Mí to display that battle plan for your Eyes only Kamel, only your Eyes but I am going to have to SACRIFICE both of your wrists for snatching that hour from my Winter sleep.

Which is why, Flavia, my deer… Eye is asking Ewe all at number Tú, to SPRING 🌱 Forward to, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS because TO THEY, it’s the Greatest 🎩🥊.

And now, from The Producers of Tequila Sunrise

April in Paris follows… You can check out anytime you want, but don’t look back in Angers Eye ho’id Ewe said.

Song for 🇪🇺

21 de marzo… It’s JUÁREZ birthday 🎂… feminicidios aside, no vaya a ser que “la espada de Bolívar” entre en la rue de La Providence.

The Process… kick’Em# when they’re down, kick’Em# when they’re up… and give’Em# la lavanderie sale.

With musical guest: Eek-a-Mouse

Don’t look back… it’s a “deadhead sticker” on Molly Jong’s fast Cadillac… (ji, ji, ji 🤣)

Jaraneros berliners… Juanito Guanavacoa is a fucking nazi³

With musical guest:

🎼 The Black Page… So, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico… truth or dare, con arpa, jarana y jarochos en Paname… It’s all Greek to Mí and Deutsch en Español. Pauline Paccard at Issy-les-Moulineaux reports, but she has to take on the role of El Llanero Solitario, Blue Demon… y ya no seas Tonto, deja de ser Toro 🪶.

 

The Mothers of Invention performing their architectural dance hit, Black Page nº1 and tú:

🥁

“Wir können nicht still stehen bis sie alle tot sind!

Eric Cartman

South Park; S8 Ep3

 

Oh, the chicanery. It’s Truth or Consequences in New Mexico.

 

… and Marcus Ka on The Juanito Guanavacoa greatest hits, fuck you too. Öüï is now entering into severe sobaco de guayabera conditions and Eye has not the thyme para sancochar el tufo de truffles.

CHICANERY en France… Too Much Birthday. It’s like a cult, but sponsored by Mexican politicians. En los años del CHAMIZAL these fuckers where part of El Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Extranjero, a scheme developed by the great-grandfather of Natalia Almada, and some guy named Napoleón.

 

https ://www .facebook .com /events /89-rue-de-lourcq-75019-paris-france /concertfandango-jarocho

En París, Francia, el festival de jaraneros está en decadencia y Juanito Belmont, como buen francés, los ignoró. Cabe destacar que RFPP comenzó su  “aquí estamos, aquí está Osler Amaro y los herederos de celebridades chilenas,” en ALEMÁN del Bueno³.

³~. For those from New Mexico just joining U.S., what? Did’ya take the wrong TO’in in 🐰 AlbuKoi-qi? Please be advised that Paris Fréquence Plurielle does not have the balls to link the Juanito Guanabacoa Show on it’s its donations page. And Eye most certainly will not re-direct your asses to his “finca” en la pensada, —or some chingada comme ça.

Ladies in Gemini: Frank Zappa.

 

Pero bueno, los cimientos de HAUSMANN están fijados con TRAIDORES en la base. Y por eso los letreros en piedra en cada escuela, y los hornos de Guanabacoas en la memoria.

Habrá que destacar que los familiares de luchadores sociales (aquí en París, Francia) heredan el calibre de sus antecesores… pero no el de sus ancestros llámese el nieto de Diego Rivera o, los ahijados de VIOLETA PARRA, pero su pólvora es de SALVA, como en el GAUMONT 🎥… pura pantalla igual que con los Gleason’s en La Farce.

Which is why, Dr. Martin Luther King III, you should have been a cotton picker first, so that you may know how to identify (when invited to RFPP) the nazis in Mexico. But seriously dear Reverend, your name is invoked by a little afro-mexican rhythm called the fandango, but it’s not really fandango, but Öüï likes to think that it is puro oído jarocho, o algo así.

And, Reverend Sharpton, you, off all (honorary Mexican*) niggers, should know, that by virtue of The Cotton, I am blacker than your Brooklyn-ass… just ask MARIANA X. RIVERA en Guerrero, México.

*~. Please reference the Vicente Fox incident, “ni los negros tienen lavadoras de dos patas, o algo así”.

Why, Violeta Parra’s grandson is named “Irwin” (or Erwin) is probably because Violeta PARRA was a 1980’s LOS ANGELES LAKERS fan (32).

Mexicanos en el extranjero… Los Nazis en RFPP.

The Testing Roulette — on Deadline, with Dr. Lippy Roy

Full Disclaimer:
Eye is no doctor, but he did sleep with one at a Holiday Inn. With that in mind, this is, Adventures in Paraphrasing.

Testing is a diagnostic tool (🌡) not a preventive recourse (💉💊🧼) to treat COVID-19, with D.A.T. in mind…

A Closer Look

A Closer Look .:. 28D07618-1F5E-4FC5-AE00-63CEB388F4A3 ⚒🛠🔨🛠⚒🔧⚒🛠⛏⚒🛠🔎

if, you are the leader of an organization that employs and/or contract at least one person in addition to your immediate family members and…

Re encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Gael García Bernal

Re encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Gael García Bernal en la casa de Cuarón en Montmartre 🎥 27D4D8E0-14E5-4DAD-9780-6D2261E022BA 📽 Never mind the financial times, John Mill Ackerman, because you know that on the VERY DAY that you started your 2014 Fall/Spring 2015 semester at the Higher Learning Institute of Latin American Studies at Saint Germain-des-Prés and SciencesPo, Mister Jean-Luc Berjon was complementing your classrooms with doña Barbara Carol de Obeso’s volunteers for her Mexican Foreign Service film outreach in France.

Caveat emptor: the source is a paywall… https ://www .ft .com /content /ae1f61d8-d421-4b70-97a1-891a5e9d34b1

if, you are depending on the most recent Coronavirus test as a strategy for next week’s work week, then…

you might be playing Russian Roulette with your payroll.

“I put a bullet in the Chamber, six-to-one I’m gonna Make It, one-in-six I’m gonna die.”

Time, Time, Time… see what’s become of me

Less than zero…

— Mercado en plena expansión, apertura comercial:

From the publishing house that brought you

From the publishing house that brought you, “The Death of French Culture, during the Year of Mexico in France” and The Person of the Year [cover] comes the story of Austin Pemex, narrated by ESCP-Europe Business School Professor, Florence Pinot.

“El hecho aquí, déjenme decirles, que comparado a Brasil, México aparece infinitamente más fácil, ¡ah!”

Florence Pinot

ESCP–Europe

8 Nov, 2014

Sunday funnies — los monitos domingueros

… Over in Washington, Donald Trump’s personal finance go–to–guy fellow, Larry Kudlow took it upon himself [this past weekend on the Sunday funnies show] to transliterate Professor’s Pinot pre–Odebretch quote, but in his own particular inflection and drunkard tone, “Everything is booming, everybody is purchasing cars”, said the cabinet member to a nation watching the U.S.A. go the way Ford wanted her (America) to go… North: https ://edition .cnn .com /videos /politics /2020/07/26 /larry-kudlow-economy-employment-sotu-tapper-vpx .cnn

“All Sorts of Interesting Family Law”

Well... you've heard of Brown Shugga

Well… you’ve heard of Brown Shugga (Negrita). It’s not one of those —Dan Gamit! .:. 557F91A5-85DA-44B9-8E26-F93405C8D09E 🎰 Azzzzzzúcar Glass follows.

“Poisoned minds!”
“Dis•inhereted!!”
“Burrrrrrrner Phones”

Publicidad

Publicidad: Dear, Brian Williams, inconspicuous Airline Industry advertorials are no way to conduct The 11th Hour.

— and a “bar with no alcohol” with “hot breads from Chino”… why that is no curriculum for success; not at The White House anygüey, Mr. BriWi, not at The White House.

De cualquier manera, doña Vilma, ¿quién se lo iba a imaginar, quién iba a pensar que Elvis Presley y su “Esposito” serían invocados por John Donald The First?

The emperor's new tie.

The emperor’s new tie. .:. DE2E7270-F4F8-48BB-826F-B07A73BAF3BB ✈️ “Esos vuelos en Coach, ni NIXON los hacía”, dijo el Busto de Don Beno*.

—pos’ yo creo que ni–sik’iera Paul McCartney cuando a el ‘guapo’ aún no le daba por andar jugando “chicken” con los taxis de Londres.

Meanwhile in Nantucket, Joe, Mika, and the “Help!” just landed from their re-creation get-away extravaganza trip where the MorJo show re-enacted The Ballad of John and Yoko. Joe, a big fan of the “John”, thought that it would be peachy to head over to ROMA instead of the Amsterdam Hilton. Hilarity ensues when the gang get’s turned away at The Italian Customs Point of Entry.

El Heraldo Piensa Joven

El Heraldo Piensa Joven .:. C1E85E4A-415A-4A14-8B1B-EAB5544E4D7C ✈️💺 Lo bueno es de que el señor Mayordomo de Chapultepec [él] no lee, —Inglés. De ser mentira, don Andrés sabría que IR A La Casa De Trump y no tocar el tema de L o s I n D O c u Menta Dos is like reading: Taxation Without RePresEntation.

Deer, Eddie S. Gloude, Jr., please stand-by for coverage, the producers [by–the–güey] would like to disclose that the Network apologizes for doing it, —yet— again and having to postpone and/or shorten the segment for Jimmy on every show. Furthermore, the Kimmel’s-es-esos wish to disclose that the events portrayed in the following segment in no way resemble the “chamaqueadas” of the Kimmel Network towards Lindus Caldwell at the “wrap” of every Kimmel Show.

Remesas — Impuestos sin representación

Sra. Carmen Lira Saade; Elenita Poniatowska; don Calderón Francisco… y l@s que me faltan

Cc: MORENA-Francia, OCDE México, UNESCO Delegación mexiquito (2012-2018).

Overight

Oversight and a great idea .::. 0AEDA75F-F5F7-4272-A60A-3BA67A8A015D 🙏🏼👙Odorless HOs, cualquier parecido con el Corona “latino” Fest es coincidencia pura, y nada mas… coma frutas y verduras y no se acerque usted a Susana.

Foreward to: Los Amigos de México en Francia (mail-list[en]ing); Radio La Nueva República, Agence France Presse (Latinamerican bureau à París).

One second of foresight .::. 35A788D9-3D9A-4894-B871-52163B9F758F 🏄🏼‍♂️ … is worth more than: “7,000 entradas”, vistas a un ritmo de “230 al día”, lo que tomaría [según “el” monoaureo] un mes. ⏳⏱🛎 https ://monoaureo .com /2020 /03 /22 /dias-de-guardar-se/

Subject: EL MONOAUREO me la pela, period

https ://monoaureo .com /2020/03/22/dias-de-guardar-se/

21 de marzo — Feliz Cumpleaños Juárez!!!

¡Qué tal, don Beno!!!
¿Cómo chingados se la está pasando, Sr. Presidente?
… [S]on los* mensajes de don Max, hoy por ser, día de tu chingado Santo!

Expand your latitudes to The Max

Expand your latitudes, to The Max .::. 2FCF0F51-6067-4D49-8C5E-B42A412EA5D9 🌵 ISSY, don Beno, lo que son las pinches cosas, eh, —digo— porque aunque usted no está para estar dando puras putas vueltas en su chingado (benemérito) hemiciclo de los ilustrados, [o algo así… ⚰️] la llamada “esperanza de México*” acaba de sellar con amuletos «la reforma » que según los chingados libros de texto gratuito nos habría de haber inculcado la tutoría de la muy mentada S.E.P. (public secretariat of education, by–güey of its Castilian —not Spanish— acronym). En fin, opio para el pueblo, y té de Tila para los Amados “Nervios”.

Context for the recently joined, between Church and State, in Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos, in reel time, follows.

In the meantime: ¡VIVA doña CARLOTA!!!!… no por nada, siempre nos han gustado las locas, en el sentido de libertad, no en el sentido del “partido acción nacional”, and if you are familiar with what chihuahuita’s governor Francisco Barrio (responsible for minimizing “El Brote“ de los feminicidios en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua [México] in the 1990’s) said about “las locas”, then —motherfuckers— you should know that our take on “La Raza de Bronce” does not cross onto Vasconcelos’ “cosmic race”, and Eye does not care what Santana says.

Oye cómo va:

https ://en .wikipedia .org/wiki/Bronze_(racial_classification)

Come fly with Mí

Come fly with Mí .::. F6BB4464-7FF6-487A-8543-976DDBFE860A 🛸 Come fly a güey 🗿 Any güey, like the current president of México, don Andrés Manuel López Obrador, —Rev. Al Sharpton— öüï here at asegovia3 hope that you [Sir] don’t get the concept of the Separation of Church and State mixed up with the notion of Freedom of Religion. We [el equipo de éste tan intrascendente blog] trust that you and D.A.T. Blind Alabama Choir Boy, Joe Scarborough, will be able the separate the Limas in O•H•I•O (where MBT’s^ are forged and assembled) from your llamas in The Andes (where the gods shape forms). So, Rev. Al, meet u.s. on the next segment of this most non–consequential blog to follow-up with Los Hilos the Sasha and, —motherfucker— we [the staff] hope that you need not reminding of what motherfucking TIME it is, —in Hawaii, eh‽ 🦙 … [B]ecause here at the Paris underground it is 13h30 of a Sunday afternoon in Central NATO Times.

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* Deer, Alicia Menendez, please relay to the Revered Al Sharpton, D.A.T. Eddy currents (also called Foucault’s currents) are at a Maximum today, not to mention, the toxicomanes that are running up and down the underground and, WHO are making us have Band On The Run on our playback like a mother… so nevermind the Type–O-negatives and, the run-on sentences, keep in mind Willie Geist, that this is only a draft, it’s just a draft in the Web.

For the record, Alicia Menendez, and with regards to the separation of Church and STAGE, öüï can’t be certain if this little shoe–shine boy ever apologized to our favorite « L•O•C•A•» (next to Sosa and Parra) Sinead:

New sources

New sources that challenges the 297 deaths under the watch of the Great State of Georgia (on the Velshi Show, in real time) .::. 1DB4F818-9428-4726-BEF0-35CF2F4131E2 📈 https ://www .worldometers .info/coronavirus/ 🧾 For the record, Congressperson Earl Leroy “Buddy” Carter (R–GA) is the Susan Collins of the Health INDUSTRY lobby.

Previously on: BriWi’s Big Bang Theory

“It is what it is“… Trump’s poor little rich girl, dix it.

El respeto al moche aneno

El respeto al moche ajeno .:. 637A7687-34A8-4811-B3AE-B031BEEE3A38 —_* ! *_— … [E]s pura felicidad, feliz — MAX.

1er Encuentro de Jaraneros
en Europa (03/2014)
Casa de México
Ciudad Universitaria
75014, París:

Of course, professors Jim Cohen and Antoine Compagnon, Ivanka’s cold-as-ice voice must be read in John Mill Ackerman’s nasally agitated voice.