“Poisoned minds!”
“Dis•inhereted!!”
“Burrrrrrrner Phones”

— and a “bar with no alcohol” with “hot breads from Chino”… why that is no curriculum for success; not at The White House anygüey, Mr. BriWi, not at The White House.

De cualquier manera, doña Vilma, ¿quién se lo iba a imaginar, quién iba a pensar que Elvis Presley y su “Esposito” serían invocados por John Donald The First?

—pos’ yo creo que ni–sik’iera Paul McCartney cuando a el ‘guapo’ aún no le daba por andar jugando “chicken” con los taxis de Londres.

Meanwhile in Nantucket, Joe, Mika, and the “Help!” just landed from their re-creation get-away extravaganza trip where the MorJo show re-enacted The Ballad of John and Yoko. Joe, a big fan of the “John”, thought that it would be peachy to head over to ROMA instead of the Amsterdam Hilton. Hilarity ensues when the gang get’s turned away at The Italian Customs Point of Entry.

Deer, Eddie S. Gloude, Jr., please stand-by for coverage, the producers [by–the–güey] would like to disclose that the Network apologizes for doing it, —yet— again and having to postpone and/or shorten the segment for Jimmy on every show. Furthermore, the Kimmel’s-es-esos wish to disclose that the events portrayed in the following segment in no way resemble the “chamaqueadas” of the Kimmel Network towards Lindus Caldwell at the “wrap” of every Kimmel Show.

Remesas — Impuestos sin representación