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Sex in The Monty Python’s Middle Ages

Previously on… I fucking told you that there was fucking coq 🐓 on that Pope, or how I Learned To Love The Opus Dei.

 

Missionary if you are going to bet … hog Wylde if you don’t gamble.

Evil Grows where my Rosemary glows.

Come As Ewe Are, but leave your Pearl Jam at home.

 

Don’t Fuck with Pam… for once she’s a Beast, twice she gushes like an AEROsol canister and TRICE MAGI she is not KOSher; use Margarine instead it’s like butter and a lot kinder on COWS.

Musical Guest:
Stone Temple Pilots
$€X TYPE THING

Over on The Susana Poveda Booth it’s Kevin Costner and the French Bitches who love him.

I swear that ONE can’t literally make this explicit content up, it’s on Évry mother-FUCKING-morning Show.

Literally : BLACK LUNG meets THE BLACK PLAGUE

Porn: it’s in the Eye of The Beholder… Thanks, Obama!

Over at the Porten-Bach At The Ranch 🤠 Show, Billy The Kid was about, wait Scratch that… Billy The Kid was in The House. Öüï repeats Billy The 🐐was in the house… and Oh, deer God!!! Billy the Kid went skateboarding.

😜 i am going to take a nap now. Do not wake Mí, Eye is only sleeping.

As a general Rhule… Organized Chaos is in fact a Cluster Fuck and nowhere near or related to Organized Grab-Ass which is directly proportional to just how much NAVEL GAZE you incorporate into your Amigos Invisibles sessions.

Cum, Eye will emulsify that for Ewe… bee hold! Hold bee.

AUSTRALIA is the enemy 🔲… and nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition, but goddamn!!! Someone poured some Drain Cleaning Formula on Joe Scarborough ‘s bi-polar World in Nantucket.

In local news, in FRANCE you can ELECTROCUTE a crying child, and the président of the ELEGANTLY DRESSED court will not consider the silencing strategy « murder » if the accused invokes the CARDINAL ♦️ XIMÉNEZ defense in the procedures… and then the accused can go SKATEBOARDING 🛹.

Picture Him getting nailed to a croissant and Knot a ✝️. In Saint-Ouen, Marie Gentric went under covers and removed the Blue BFMTV strap-on foam 🟦 from the Big Black 🎩 Mic.

But first, Eye remains in love with Denisa Kerschovas… but not without her Tati bags on the streets, any 🦉 hoot, Kerschovas, hoy qué saco yo, un Blazer? It’s Bach’s wedding Öüï knows, öüï, öüï, Yea dit We! Maïs qué saco yo?

And just across the Périph on that city plan, Our HeroEna, Marie Gentric, closed an entire elementary school establishment to protect the institutionalized PUSH’ers in that block near the Ice Rink en Saint-Ouen.

Now Ewe of all the sheeple de Niza should know that Aye does not know what the true Ombre colors are, I (Armando Segovia) know what the color of LED is and if you meet Mí back in April of 2019, I am going to take you to Haderslev, where I once honeymooned in a cold-ass bay.

The Gall, France. The Gall.

Kemchi Me Da

Oh, Carolinas… the next cut is going to split you in half, —again, you will be 4 then instead of Tú 🇨🇦  and just in time, because the winner between East Carolina and West Carolina will define the NEXT 5O Years of the Melinda Gates – Sthephen Tyrone Colbert Foundation at the E.P.A. 🍃

NEWSMAX on Wall Street, and Pfizer is loaded on CRACK.

Meanwhile in Albuquerque, the Horned 🌙 Moon took a wrong right in Nashville and ended up on mister Redentor’s back, —in Brasil.

Happy Birthday US Army, sincerely, Marquis de Lafayette

Wo früher meine Leber war, ist heute eine Minibar

… it’s Munich’s birthday, just in time to start the festivities in Berlin, and I swear that Eye is Knot making this up.

… just don’t ask Henry The Horse, becuase he is a natural enemy of  Henry The  Löwenbräu.

It’s Beer Thirty at The Morning Mika’s Show… Prost! Now, by the time that the 4th hour of The Al Franken Show arrived, Chris Matthews had downed an entire keg of Milwaukee’s Best [Champagne] and Mara Gay was downing chasers and challenged Mika for to a Wet T-Shirt contest… Oh Deer! Cousin Joe is plastered on the Güey tú early, set.

Contra puntos… 1982, Margaret Thatcher celebrates the conditional surrender of La Argentina en Las Falkland Islands.

🍻… any minute now, Schiltz is going to be Schlitz out of luck and Joe Scarborough is going to go on a Frontier Gibberish Rant.

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𝄆 Aquí se queda la clara… y porque no apuntarlo 👉🏽 ciertas transparencias.

 

Now before we get to our favorite year, month and They, Adrienne Elrod just tipped the Budweiser Clydesdale ponies and that Crazy bitch kicked the Dalmatian off of the beer truck.

Any how it’s Flag Day in Hawaii, and here is Joe Scarborough talking American exeptionalism gibbrish and pondering with Willie Geist if Don King kicked the spit bucket already:

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Territory_of_Hawaii# /media /File:School_Begins_ (Puck_Magazine_1-25-1899) .jpg

As a matter of fact, it was the very French in 1777 who selected the name for The 1775 Continental’s Army tabloid “Thee Stars and Stripes”, following Adolph Hitler’s Night of the living ANSCHLUSS in March of 1938 and the Very Consequential Nazi Occupation of Paris, France, on a day like today, in 1938… Hitler’s incursion into Paris was an example of “Time-delayed Karma” for the beginning of the French colonization of Algeria in 1830 and for declaring Arabic a “foreign language” in that African colony.

Over at the Avi Velshi’s “book banned club”, it’s Filthy Animals of the Bible, by Dorothy P. Lathrop. The author of that book won a prestigious children’s book award and it convinced the Vatican in 1966 to abolish the “Index Librorum Prohibitorum which was instituted by Cardinal Ximénez (of Monty Phyton’s fame) way back in 1557, and here is where Öüï takes the time to Claire-if-Eye that Milwuakee is fine, Boston!!! Now that’s a shit town, and here is why:

https ://www .cnn .com /2024/06/14 /europe /pope-comedians-vatican -intl-hnk /index .html

Because it happened in JUNE, in June, Willie Geist, June the 10th to be precise when Bridget MAGNUS was not expecting the Spanish Inquisition, because as Cardinal Ximénez says, “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition”, or something like that, anyhow, on June the 10 Bridget (now BISHOP) was poked with the soft cushions, tied to the infamous “Comfy Chair”, and then she was hanged with a guitar string, and all of the Boston beaners celebrated with BECK’s cult in Saint-Denis 93000.

https ://www .ibras .dk /montypython /episode15 .htm

 

And Emma Peters… What if Eye was Romeo in Black Jeans

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It’s a festevus miracle!  

The Pope walks into a bar, hilarity ensued back at the ranch in Pierre when the Nazis from Natchez strolled onto the Capitol of a puppy-killing—goat-sacrificing Governess in the lower of the Tú, —Dakota’s.

In local news, not to be outdone by John Mulaney in L.A., the Pope in Rome (that motherfucker!) will have Whoopie, and Évry motherfucking stand-up comedian-nes is in Rome. In ROME, Perrine, in Rome… now that, that’s Amor, eh! The event will end centuries of INCELS at the Vatican once Bergoglio has Whoopi with Goldberg.

In honor of Francisco getting down with Goldberg, the Lorde, herself, will grant Catholics (those motherfuckers) a funny bone with some elbow grease and a pound of Humérus from one of Eve’s baby back ribs.

Still to come, where in the world is Ferguson, today? Probably speculating about Joe Biden being a terrible Mussolini supporter in Saint-Vincent (Aosta Valley, Italy).

What a difference six months makes, on the university TENURED track…

Sources close to 2014, following the demise of Los Angeles and Big Trouble in Little China Town relay that Alanis Morisette finally grew tired of Francisco’s prayers and goD herself put some humor on the Dogma, at the event, Cardinal Glick was front row with the drummer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers in the blistering sun…

And, Perrine Stormed³, the Jean Doctor has left The Valley, Issy, he’s got a Mavericks sticker on his Cadillac, and he could care less about young Americans trying to be pimps with 50¢ in their Jeans, génie 🧑‍🎤, period.

³~. Please be advised that in honor of the greatest military feat since Independence Day in 1996, Perrine’s nomENclature has been fortified to Nato specs.

Ibid… Susana Pubeda walks into a bar

[Susana screams at the top of her lungs as she kicks the cantina’s Doors open]

— 15’s my limit on schnitzels groovin!

— Cut!!! Who let Susana in?

Cardinal Phang! Fetch The Comfy Chair…

But seriously, what are the odds that Denis Soula would fit Terry Gilliam into the MINI that I was about to deliver on Sunday night (to close the mariachi weekend and kiss Mexican Monolith Month 2023 into the books) and but with a vulgar display of French tauntiness Denis Soula proceeded to celebrate her Flying Circuses Mass. The GALL, France, —The Gall!!!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /rencontre-avec-cardinale–fang-inquisitor-visionnaire

Check the date, Susana! Check the date bay-bee. I had a MADRINA³ set to deliver the limo 🇬🇧 sine at the 11th Hour on Sunday Night, but mister Soula just had to contact Torquemada, himself.

Mini – Madrina³, not to be confused with mini madrinas de la policia judicial mexicana.

³~. Car hauler / transporter or góndola madrina, but don’t take my leg-work or worst, mi mexicanidad for, IT!: https ://www2 .proz .com /kudoz /spanish-to-english /automotive-cars-trucks /gondola-madrina

From the Anne Sinclair 1989 files en l’Emission Sept sur sept , but in the voice of French president Emmanuel Macron last night on the Rugby Channel de France, dit TF1:

Ya chole con tu pinche miseria… o algo así

No Insistas, Susana!

It’s what Donald Trump calls shithole countries.

Öüï now ketch-up with Victor Hugo as he was moon lighting as one of the Two Gurus in Drag at the Amsterdam Hilton. Susana Puveda stars as Yoko Ono.

 “Now, get seven million, five hundred thousand votes to declare that two-and-two-make-five, that the straight line is the longest road, that the whole is less than its part; get it declared by eight millions, by ten millions, by a hundred millions of votes, you will not have advanced a step.”

Victor Hugo in,  NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, and other assorted love songs.

If you are just joining U.S. it’s the 1870’s 1850’s and Victor Hugo discovers spiritism while kicking it in Jersey, dude even had like a weekly special on the local colored radio station where he talked-to-the-dead. Victor Hugo would contact Macario and then talk to a range of luminaries such as Diderot, Jeanne d’Arc, and of course Shakespirito Santo.

And starring as… James Patterson, Augusto Pinochet…

Long-story short, Victor Hugo would go on to criticize don Louis Napo°kitten³ III for supporting the war in CRIMEA and for visiting London Town. But the thing that got them Rosbifs mad was Victor Hugo’s criticism of Queen Victoria’s relation with El Conde, AUGUSTO PIONCHET… remember now, Pablo (i hate that fucking name*) Larraín brought forth the proposition that Augusto was a fucking vampire, which EYE MIGHT ADD, such proposition was released during “LA NOCHE DEL GRITO” on 15 September of Last Week To They… en Balard, coincidence, you betcha!

³~. His actual name was Napoléon Le Petit, but let’s not forget that don Napo III was also a pussy.

*~. https ://www .diverto .tv /actualites /cinema /el-conde-cest-quoi-cette-comedie-insolite-qui-debarque-sur-la-promenade-des-anglais

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Lacias las calabazas, Blandine³ — 47 a.C.: «Veni, vidi, vici»… J.C.

³~. Blandine Hugonnet is BFM’er TV’s, Vatican correspondent and the illegitimate basterd’ love-child of Cardinal Ximénez’s lust for lusitaniens en Lisboa.

On a They like To They… It’s OVER CAPACITY DAY.

— 1385 

🎶 Se suma un nuevo sonido a las orquestas del día:
… in Rome, Pope Sixtus IV appoints Fray Tomás de Torquemada as Inquisitor General of Castile and León by bull, a position that he would extend to Aragon , Catalonia and Valencia (another bull) on October* 17 of the same year, and which would make him the first inquisitor general for all of Spain, next to Cardinal XIMÉNEZ, off–course.

The first bullfight is held in Pamplona. A Christian and a Moor, arriving from Zaragoza, fight and kill two bulls in the presence of King Carlos II of Navarra.

Across The Atlantic… “Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition!³”

John Hancock acts all French in Philadelphia.

1776
The signing of the United States Declaration of Independence took place.

and in Washington, Mika Brzezinski could not stop stroking her Stylo… but Öüï has nothing to do with that. She’s Electrik, she’s in a family full of, you know, Varsoviennes from Poland.

Ladies in Gemini, please stand-by for Wednesday. Right now it’s another micro-segment of “Yup, it used to be called The School of The Americas” but after the Noriega incident at PANAM[E] in the ANTHROPOCENO the Academy just learned to better manage them Lethal Eras in one Military Center.

Brigadier General Moussa Salaou Barmou, was trained by the U.S., making the Nigerien coup the 11th in West Africa since 2008 to involve U.S.-trained military officers.

https ://www .democracynow .org /2023/8/1 /niger_coup

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https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Anthropocene

Blandine’s Sopa de Flor de Calabazas Lacias

— 1934

Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler becomes Führer of Germany following the death of President Paul von Hindenburg… and Zeppelin, don Alberto Nájar, —GOES HERE, maddafakka!

47 years in the future, in the month of October, “en octubre tenía que ser“, Ron “ramón” Quintana would inspire a young Reichskanzler to embark on his BLITZKRIEG over Europe.

But FO’ist, it’s been brought to our attention that aside from enabling thugs en las jacarandas de la EMBAJADA de Francia el “la Hidalgo”, Jean-Pierre there is also hooking that fucking “ardillo” up with full-retirement, medical, RSA, unemployment and a suite a with view to the Ambassador’s bathroom.

HEMP FOR VICTORY… but you better not smoke that joint, Bogart.

— 1937

The Marihuana Tax Act is passed in The United States, the effect of which is to render marijuana and all its by-products illegal… including in 2021, THE CONSTITUTION³ of Them United States in América.

³~. 86 years later, President Donald John Trump*, the 45th U.S. President since General George Washington crossed the POTOMAC, would use that loop-hole to ride a legal defense on his TREASON indictment like a motherfucking LIGHTING working the EGGS BENEDICT buffet.

*~. Lest you forget, ANA Cabrera at 2 rue de SWAN SONG at Saint-Denis, France, that the U.S. Constitution was inked on stationary made from PULP FICTION.

With that on the background, we now return to another segment of the dis-articulation of Marie-Ange’s cadre on the Wall, and if your name is Roger Pérez 🇵🇪 please be advised that on tonight’s feature we (the staff of this most non-consequential blog) are going to be featuring one of your famous photographs, the one of “Fabrice” do you remember “Fabrice”, mister Peréz? Because if you do, then I would like to remind the C.de A., that this post is not about you, but about that other 1801 association in France, I can’t remember the name but it’s the one that handles the graves 🪦 and etches the SDF’s names on a yearly balance sheet for La Ciudad de París… you know, just like Dr. Schiltz does for the CNRS.

https ://www .mortsdelarue .org/

In can décente pas le Prévert..

 

—1990

Iraq invades Kuwait³, eventually leading to the Gulf War. 

³~. At the time, dear ANA Cabrera, Öüï [the staff] were on our way to AUSTRALIA via Mazatlán, Sin-Aloha, but Destiny’s Child would have other plans for Mí, and the rest went all as Chech & Chong warned U.S., “Up In Smoke ».

Société de presse
News Corp utilise l’IA pour produire
3 000 reportages locaux australiens par semaine

https ://www .theguardian .com /media /2023 /aug /01 /news-corp-ai-chat-gpt-stories

… la del ESTRIBO:

GHW Bush: “I don’t care what the facts are»

 

(‘George Herbert Bush: «I don’t care what the facts are, I will never apologize for the United States»’), one month after the U.S. cruiser Vincennes shot down an Iranian civilian A-300 Airbus with a missile, killing its 290 occupants.

Sources: https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /2_de_agosto #cite_ref-1
Fuentes: https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /August_2

And, Seska DeVille… I am yer’Element

Objects in tour-quo-ise are closer than La Cigale… Wake up! El Bueno y Los Pelos de La Burra en La Mano.

I can’t even begin to imagine… Starring as Emilio EstaVez and Sharly Cheen, from Switzerland 🇨🇭/🇪🇨 Los Carnales Gutiérrez en el 104 de JFK Boulevard.

Immigrants… dos motherfuckers.

Ant-influencer laws in Banana Republic… how ’bout it, mister Attal, are you a fucking “influencer” or just the “little faggot with the Earnings and The Make-up?” I know that, that is your own Lear jet.

 

It’s only Them when D.A.R.E. is no “they”, GRABIEL 🕊️ no ThEy GRABIEL! Only Ewe and ThEm. And on the next segment I Will show your nigger-ass what a typical family from Oaxaca looks like, vacationing at ISOLA 2000 and giving the French lithium, to fuel their NEPOTISTIC ideas. And that is the only thing that The Very French have, “ideotas” de Obrador… en Barcelonnette y La Ciudad de París, where mister Jean-Christophe Berjon has his 🦉SANBORNS 🦉 tea, and his fucking Pizza Slice 🍕.

It’s kind of like with don Porfirio and don Mussolini, AMLO’s dream is to make the Trains run to his clock.

 

In local news, The Palace de l’Elysée is having a party at Cathy’s Blé Hall à Châtelet. It’s an Environmental ball to celebrate the “little break” in the clauses established by GEORGINA MORENO and La COP 21 à Le Bourguet in 2015.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Bourse_de_commerce_de_Paris

Youse Not Sirius

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— Garçon!, Get my table… Eye wants to rock all night and “part of Évry They »… friends don’t let Fiends go French, thank you Stephen Spilberg, this is what happens when Susie takes over the programming.

“Lock Her Up”

And, Willie Geist, you know that the only reason why The Boston Celtics lost was because, the Tall Man from Texas revealed that nepotism of the New York Circuit courts, which is why I admire French Minister, Dominique de Villepin’s daughter who sought the Spotlight in New York, as opposed to becoming a toadie at the French Tribunal System or, a Khmissi wife in Maroc.

Friends in Low Places

After the Break, it’s Les Ultra G-Men de Toledo, opening act, Cardinal Ximénez and The Spanish Inquisition.

Día de Reyes, d’Arc, and off-course: TLATELOLCO

All Strings Attached and That Jazz en Cruz³:

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PENELOPE, [Censored by The Ministère de FranchCulture, rue de La Banque, Paris Centre...] lo déjamos para el yermo [that is¹] la amplitud del Sena.

¹~. What are the odds that today’s FranchMusique Show took-off with a Cabinet Level DisClaimEr, regarding “Conflicts of Interest? »… la pregunta, Pedro Navajas, cómo dijo Blades, “Para la I’mmensità, pobrecita. »

³~. ARTeMIO on PAGE 9
LE POINT; nº 2631
5 janvier, 2023 

« Une Opération Commando »… el Valls de los HIPócritas.

Dear Niño Jesús,

“ Dieu lui–même
ne peut pas
me changer en un autre. »

Carlos Fuentes
The “Nasty” version of
el Realismo Mágico…
de CASTAÑEDA.

Chambre des NoTeRies, rue VICTORIA.

 

MINGU.S., MINGU.S., MINGU.S.

— 2021 : aux 🇺🇸 États-Unis 🇺🇸, des partisans de Donald Trump envahissent le Capitole à Washington, D.C. pour contester la victoire de Joe Biden et causent la mort de cinq personnes.

⚜️ Ewe Rascal Ewe ⚜️

 

—1412… cuenta una leyenda, that on Cardinal Ximénez‘es wet dream-list of birthdays to celebrate on The Soft Parade of a Funeral Pyre, Juana d’ARCO’s candle got lit To They.

American IF Airlines… Take TX Loop-375 to CHAPARRAL, Knew Mexico and head South under the U.S. I-10 underpass to the Santa Teresa International Bridge… and then Ewe have to options and both are precarious.

 

Who could have known, that the 47th State in The Union was admitted into the moose lodge on a day like today.

— 1536 – The first European school of higher learning in the Americas, Colegio de Santa Cruz de Tlatelolco, is founded by Viceroy Antonio de Mendoza and Bishop Juan de Zumárraga in Mexico City.

Content about FrancheCulture follows after The Phat Basterd’ Show, with special guest, chick with sweet sexy French voice, codename Sergeant Marjolette Suffragette.

Commando
(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either “out in the open” or “ready for action”. Maybe others. FUENTE: Urban Dictionary dot com

Ha’bout it, Ministresses Bachelot, are you wearing any “UnMenTionAbles? or are you going George Clooney on The Vegas STRIP?

In the mean time, The Governator, Ah’Nold Schwarzenegger can’t shine a COMMANDO light on the Ol’Franche Culture, Roselyn Bachelot, and D.A.T.’s a PHACT, JACQUES!