On location : romance on The Weekend

… please be advised that Öüï continues to bang the QWERTY on the AZERTY to no avail, —it has, to say the least all been gobbledygook.

Note to editors : please inform your Daft Sirens that Deep Purple is always on the stage at Montreux.

Always, Vania®… always 👗

For context, Charlotte Bibring, of Charlotte Bibring game was high as a kite during last night edition of the Montreux Jazz Festival at la maison de France24 ; her carcajadas gave exactly the kind of recreational SOMA that she was on, and by the joy of her belly laugh it was clear that Charlotte was doing her siren wail on shrooms and weed, the cackle on shrooms and weed is unmistakable, that or la Bibring had multiple orgasms during the show.

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Sandler on the Swift, and that, Jackeline Alemany, is no MYTH. 

 

So, in Paris, France, it’s already the Fifth and Donald John Trump is 3/4’s away from his hitleresque 1000-Year Reich, but only 3 months away from finding out if his Post Office scheme and ICE intimidation tactics will keep The American Experiment from impeaching his corrupt ass once the 2026 midterms are on the books.

And Emma Peters… What if Eye was Romeo in Black Jeans

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It’s a festevus miracle!  

The Pope walks into a bar, hilarity ensued back at the ranch in Pierre when the Nazis from Natchez strolled onto the Capitol of a puppy-killing—goat-sacrificing Governess in the lower of the Tú, —Dakota’s.

In local news, not to be outdone by John Mulaney in L.A., the Pope in Rome (that motherfucker!) will have Whoopie, and Évry motherfucking stand-up comedian-nes is in Rome. In ROME, Perrine, in Rome… now that, that’s Amor, eh! The event will end centuries of INCELS at the Vatican once Bergoglio has Whoopi with Goldberg.

In honor of Francisco getting down with Goldberg, the Lorde, herself, will grant Catholics (those motherfuckers) a funny bone with some elbow grease and a pound of Humérus from one of Eve’s baby back ribs.

Still to come, where in the world is Ferguson, today? Probably speculating about Joe Biden being a terrible Mussolini supporter in Saint-Vincent (Aosta Valley, Italy).

What a difference six months makes, on the university TENURED track…

Sources close to 2014, following the demise of Los Angeles and Big Trouble in Little China Town relay that Alanis Morisette finally grew tired of Francisco’s prayers and goD herself put some humor on the Dogma, at the event, Cardinal Glick was front row with the drummer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers in the blistering sun…

And, Perrine Stormed³, the Jean Doctor has left The Valley, Issy, he’s got a Mavericks sticker on his Cadillac, and he could care less about young Americans trying to be pimps with 50¢ in their Jeans, génie 🧑‍🎤, period.

³~. Please be advised that in honor of the greatest military feat since Independence Day in 1996, Perrine’s nomENclature has been fortified to Nato specs.