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Meanwhile in Cartagena, los elefantes están en Cuba

Past-Due.

Öüï begins in The Alps, where Hannibal is making his way to Tuscany on a herd of pigs, and over at an old New York Times warehouse that recently used to moonlight as a loft at Times Square, the so-called “Reagan Revolution” is finally paying dividends for Scarborough County.

Today’s word of the day is : redacted

The Knew Standard

The joke of the day is :

There are states around us (🇫🇷 ) that are no longer able to do this, that are no longer able to run their ports (🇻🇪 ), to protect their magistrates (🇲🇽 ), investigative 🙈 journalists 🙊 . That is the tipping point, that is the day when the state will be afraid to make decisions.”
—Gérald Darmanin, in the role of NANCY REAGAN… 🍳

It’s funny because of “El Primer Torero Porno” and El hijo de Julia, but only because de Julia, torero, es la contraportada de l’autoridad silenciosa del close-up.

Jump to “The Close-up”, a master class from the producers of “El Gobierno de Sánchez” y los hijos de Sancho.

And finally, how Miguel Bose made his way to Marjo’s lips is anyone’s guess. Spick central is what fip . fr is… fuentes próximas a don Diablo divulgan que Marjolena resevó una pa’Ella sola.

Cambio de Tercio — La Suerte en La Balderas

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God bless the child whose got his own… 🐂

Take a look (Guru/Elam Keith)… niggers know knot how to bullfight. Take a look at yo’ ghetto. Watch’a gonna play next fip; lipstick 💄?

Baby you can drive my 🐂 car…

La faena… Carmen was a bitch.

 

Parfois puede que haya otra Alternativa…. por el momento Fip Siren todo, pero todo está valiendo verga… y por eso la corrida. En fin, Verónica you know that youse my go to quite³ ; y ni media ni corta, —extendida como pavo real.

El Maestro

 

³~. Pronounced “KITE” if you like güilas 🪁, or papalotes if youse español.

Sin sangre no hay arte… Andy Warhol was a fag… Issy-Juárez-is-here. Arriba, arriba.

 

No bull was harmed in the making of this most non-consequential blog ; nor any shit spread on Mediapart. Olé.

Picture yourself : on a bushy pelouse waiting for Julio to arrive

It Never Entered My Mind… Vibrating chairs for pundits, imagine what it will DEW for the radius around the Seine.

Today’s ice cream is sold in a weave 🧺 basket and it’s RED. Over at France 2 it’s Toulouse sausages with Popcorn for the film.

Ewe need me on THAT wall, Hidalgo.

Now showing.

 

Pomodoro Tomatillo de Munera productions présent:

📍Dinner and a movie 🍿

Saint-Tropez de nuevo y Con La Misma Piedra. En cuestión de amores I bet you think this shirt is about you

Le Luth Continue, Lutecia.

Glad Tidings and a Happy Meal near your pelouse… it’s Get Back to Sciences Po with your host Donald “McDo” Morrison and the doors au Mans chez Marcel Marceau… it’s where mimes go to fuck. And if your name is Johanne Marie Grazia Poisson, you know exactly where THE STREET of that centro de formación for mute clowns is in relation to that McDo near the 24-Hour Track… “ya llegó Nikki LAUDA” 🏎️ John Player Special is at The POLE 🚦🚥🚦🚥… 🚧

And, Révérend Al Sharpton… did Joe Scarborough just fuck up George Foreman’s obituary? Jesus Christ, Joe!!! No TouLOUSE Saucisse for you 👨🏿‍🍳… here’s your short-order Joe:

Tue’res 🐂 La Nueva España… with LETTUCE 🥬 and TOMATOES, hold the pickles 🔱.

Deux Boules and Two Lousy Sausages, would you like a Corndog with that order, sir? 

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Ground Control to Mayor Musk… there’s something wrong³

³~. Your Tesla enroute to Mars was taken for a Joy Ride and the perp dumped the dummy-at-the-wheel somewhere between “check-Point-Sharly” and a gorge in Hérault.

Lost In Translation with AI – or – How to Décrypter Votre Fiancée with a hoe.

Here’s your ConFounDead Bridge 🎸

All Mexicans in France son HIJOS³ de 🌽  Florence Marie Gracia CASSEZ 🌾

Deer, Darminino… meat Mí and Sonia 🐐at the Villejuif underground Stainless Steel Top, where the last shoe store is holding auditions for Pornhub’s Sex-ed P.S.A. for curious ados, and aspiring models aussi.

Bakers Fields

And in Rome, the pope went home and of course, Alicia Menendez, Henry The Horse went to Bakersfield, where that cuaco danced the waltz.

— This calls for a celebration, said Heavyweight Champion George Foreman, as he walked to the Arc at Saint-Germain-l’Auxerrois and the PATIO of The Place WHERE ÉVRYBODY knows EVITA 🇦🇷 TRUMP’s name.

Carmen 👠meats Lolita from Téhéran at the Trumpian Pink 🇦🇷 House in Washington.

Un quite para la prima Vera… inspired by the First corrida porno en Barcelona.

 

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Hey… Alicia, is your chair vibrating or are you just happy to read Mí?

… and, Sonia 🐐, bicheeee! Didn’t Eye tell you that Öüï knew a guy with SHhhhhhhoes!!! Why Ewe had to send that poor rabbin d’Orleans to Bordo-town to fetch shoes for the 👠 wedding of le Figaro and la Libération?

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N.W.O. now with Niggers in it.

That’s Tha-riff’Ik, Trump Tuesday trump’s TACO Tuesday!!!

Note to editors:
do not listen to
The Siren’s Call.

Quesadillas con Queso y Salsa Arriera sin mariachi, and TWO sets of HUEVOS, not two eggs, but TWO sets of HUEVOS; alternative maths will not work as a substitute to the recommended ingredients and, Alicia Menendez this is very important, the PORTIONS are very important for a perfect QUESADILLA RANCHERA sin THE BYRDS’ flu gila monster-infected 🍳 eggs from THE BODEGA at The Dakota’s Hawaiian 🔫 store front.

By the time that Wednesday is having lunch across Europe, and dinner on the eastern side of Türkyie, Donald Trump is going to tell (not ask) the democrats in the U.S. Senate to kiss Elon Musk’s dick; knot his ring, Elon Musk’s dick, period!

Happening in London Town right now, Winston Churchill just told his butler to hold his gin and have Downton Abbey fetch his fatigues. That’s good news for Krueger Park 🐃🦏🦍🦛🦁👯‍♀️ bad news for the adult fim industry in the Czech Republic.

Now (after giving) head over (at the Oval press orgie scene) walk over to FOX News, the official outlet of Donald Trump’s sewage onto the Johnny Carson audience in Kentucky. New White House correspondents should use the facilities at Murdoch’s Corp. to wash the Tesla executive’s cum off from their face.

El Toro, it was the very Greek who off-course… inverted La Corrida con piruetas por encima de la bestia. Trou story.

Which it is WHY, bfm 📺 tv, you should keep your MASK on, unless you like oyster jam on your pearly whites.

And, Michael Steele… Big Brother is watching Boogie 🚐 Bus. Bang, my baby 🗽 got shot down.

Imagine all the peep holes, Michael Steele, Imagine that. 💸💸💸

Glory to that said Stalin in South Africa on Safari at the Serengeti.

Being for the Benefit of Mister K. Remlin 🪆

Fuck You Pablo… la iglesia made politics REAL clear

Previously on, Where In The World is Leggy?

Yo No Busco, Pablo… yo encuentro.

Musical Guest:
Bootsy Collins
“Eye rathers Be with Ewe”
Featuring New York City Mayor
Eric Addams and Mara Gay as Foxi Brown

Spring Day, 2016. 🇪🇦 Complutense University lunch hall.

Yatch Rock — Run Like The Wind, or something like that. Double Fantasy was robbed in 1980. FOR THE RECORD people who know, know that there was a day, when the only time that a consumer saw THE ACRONYMS “HoBO” and anything with “max” attached to it, was in the cable bill. Sail that, to Toluca Lake.

But first, it’s “¡Ay, Dios Mío! MANOLETE is going against A Complete Unknown!!! And The Conclave just approved equal pay for single babies, or something like that.

Emily de France but really born in Spain reports; which goes to prove, Mika Brzezinski, that Mexican Stories spawn wherever Mexican Stories wish to spawn from, —even from France, Mika Brzezinski, even from France.

… and Charlotte Bibring, never mind Paris in the vague de Varda

Smoke’Em #if-and-only IFfffff, Alicia Menendez, you’ve GOT IT!

Golden Slumbering in Dakota’s Territory. GSDT

 GSDT comes courtesy of Tinta Libre en El País. The content in the golden Crappers comes from Wednesday’s edition (XV-I-MMXXV)… Entonces pues, doña Pepa 🦪 Bueno (|) pay attention now because Alias in Durango³ is going to name un nuevo quite para la fiesta 🐂 brava after unas vueltas con La 💃🏽Verónica.

³~. that’s Timothée Chalamet as Bob Zimmerman, or “Cuarto hombre” en San José de Las Panochas; a.k.a. (de Bellavista).

Issy–Bibring… this is Mando’s Times in Paris and it’s still the Top of The First, Agnès Varda is playing Centerfield and Bob Uecker is at The Plate. It’s a double-header to they, Alicia Menendez, so put some Coke next to Richard Steele’s coffee.

Just the facts, doña Pepa… just the facts.

Silver Spoonfuls of Crap follow… but Eye agrees with Symone, simón que sí Michael Steele, Öüï needs a roll for this crapper, and Eye believes that Beavis said it best when he was Deported to Tamaulipas: Eye Will Bring TP to my people, and youse not Charlie, nigga’!!! what’s with the turtle neck???  

¿En dónde está la biblioteca?

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Last week with The Children of The Beast⁶⁶⁶

… for it is a human number, heck! It has its own chapter in the Bible. Meet me after a masturbation³ session and then Öüï will head straight to Spain, where Eye has never been.

It’s Cardinals appreciation week, in Instant-Bull on parade.

Today is the First Day of the Rest of your POSADAS
(in Mexico)
and the Simbang Gabi novena
(In The Philippines)…
IT’S A GUAYABERA MIRACLE!!!

In local news, it’s 1641 and one of the evil cardinals¹ in the Judas conspiracy of “30 Coins” from Spain gets his red hat and then decides to shoot at a fucking caravela just for fun.

¹~. Jules Mazarin, who Eye has it on good authority to relay that the Evil Cardinal started wearing “Blue Suede Shoes” after he heard Carl Perkins write The King’s iconic hit.

1431 – Hundred Years’ War: Henry VI of England is crowned King of France at Notre Dame in Paris.

1955 : le chanteur country Carl Perkins compose ce qui deviendra son plus grand succès, et un des plus grands d’Elvis Presley, la chanson Blue Suede Shoes.

Six degrees of a fucking TACO, with Bacon 🥓, Kevin… S V.P. RSVP.

El derecho a trabajar, y los enanitos porno. Issy, them drops are not rain but pure Rocky Mountain Oyster Jam.

El bombero torero desencadena la polémica en Murcia y Teruel

“They (the leaders, editor’s note) are looking for excuses not to have to confront me. I am invested in the Venezuelan people. There are no excuses,” added Maria Corina Machado, handily victorious in the opposition primaries.

In 20minutes . fr, Présidentielle au Venezuela : « Personne ne nous écartera »… La principale opposante conteste son inéligibilité

Nostalgia con, “Los Amigos Invisibles”
Arepa 2000 ♥

“I would have preferred to do it myself.”

https ://elpais .com /espana /2023-06-21 /murcia-y-teruel-encienden-la-polemica-al-programar-espectaculos-de-bombero-torero-prohibidos-por-ley

It checks out, the second scene of the HoBO in Spain production of “30 Coins” shows a veteranary doctor finishing the last stage of a pregnacy in the dairy cattle industry, half a dozen people (7 men and an old woman) surround the Holstein that is supposed to deliver a calf and not one motherfucker, sin contar a la vieja, moved a centimeter when the script called for a barn door to be blown-open by the harsh storm happening outside of that nativity scene. The diabolical precission of the times in that scene shows the motherfucking veteranarian pulling her forearms out of the calving bovine vestibule, stand up, walk towards and then close the goddamned door herself.

… and if Los Amigos de México y Venezuela (en Francia) are just learning that cows have a vestibule, it’s because they don’t even know the price for a liter of milk in their hometowns, ‘chacha does the courses” and her paisano~son sends the remittences para navidad.

Ladies in Geminin never mind VIRGO… heeeeeer’s Bob “La Pla[i]nte”

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii:

In Memoriam … Must show work! 🙇🙋🙆🤷🤦🙎🙍🙅🏼.

 

With all due respect, it was Knot Mí who changed the scene of the crime from Henry IV to that islamist “dude” who murdered al profe de Francés en un lycée.

In local News, for The Audience in Pineapple 🍍 Express, French Président, Emmanuel Macron, will go to Arras to give his republican (little R) eulogy, which pretty much transliterates to “our thoughts {and} pray°ers are with Ewe ».

At the memorial, the president will use the opportunity to award the the Legion of Waterloo to a DGSI funcionario francés.

Lettuce 🥬 y Chile Verde Ancho 💚

 

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Bob “La Pla[i]nte” is the DGSI employee of the month.

And, president Biden, I love Community Colleges just as the guy next d’Or in Nantucket, but Eye just lost his train of thought, wait one…

And, Susana Pubeda… Stay out of this one.

Lettuce 🥬 y Chile Verde Ancho 💚 …

 

… Heck, I reckon that even that Major Pesquet fellow, in his best days at the ISS, he wished that he had the fucking imagination, sans gravité, —of course.

But don’t take it from SIRIUS, why knot ask the pampered one “Polaris³” that cold 🥶 motherfucker is the one with the Nukes and cares not about the NUDES sent by that fag, Beetlejuice.

Gad Elmaleh, Susana Pubeda! You did IT!, a-Gain.

³~. Megadeth… Peace Sells, but who’s buying?

Only A Fool Would Buy That, Dan!

Never mind the spell… 👁️📍🌘 ❤️‍🩹

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🎶 Oh, oh… dear, Yoko — María 🍄 Sabina… me quieren gobernar

Living on a sleeping prayer, thank you Jesus, —Tgank Ewe, Lorde.

… and starring as Io, is of course May Pang, y’all.

SEX MAGICK or how I learned to love the tour guide at the Picasso Museum in Paris, France, and here is Y*:

MARR Y THÉRÉSA me quieren gobernar…
Y Io le sigue – le sigue…
La Corriente.

The Thyme Machine on a Long Island Iced Tea with a twist of Piña Colada on the Bavarian Purity Law of hops.

*~. Pronounced as, “why”

CELESTIAL COORDINATES are available upon request… but only for the underground section of the Museum, the top floors are, and Eye Shits, EWE knots, under “occupation”, shall Öüï say. Still, top-notch pornography (no photography) for those with Eyes-Wide-Shut to see.

In baseball news… The Republicans are competing for who is going to have their mug painted by Pick-assa.

 

Wall Street in°GLISH

Dead nature follows, with Willie Heist, on to Theys edition, it’s motherfucking inanimate objects on his motherfucking Sunday Show…

Now about your Thursday’s guest, —ai’ fought the law and El Paso won. Ask, Justice Thomas, (Libra ⚖️) he’ll show you but won’t tell you³, “fuck Anita, there is no justice, this is planet earth! It’s ruled by psychopaths.

Öüï now switch Edie (Eydie) Gorme and Los Panchos en fip . fap to IMER noticias con Pablo Picasso.

³~. T.J., please relay to Cousin Joe that he may use that quote on his 4th hour, —and Donnie Deutsch can go fuck himself to 🏈 (el ovoïde).

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p.s.: I can cope with death, Willie Geist, but not with Child Alienation dictated by a politically-elected county-red neck with a law degree.

Gonna’ take a nap now. You may all go and, well… you know, to Acapulco.

Mean while en Zzz 💤 😴 Ville… I Dream of Popcorn 🤯