Category Archives: Relapso al gacetillerismo

Actualizaciones que correspondan a la fecha del calendario en curso.
Efemérides a la infamia —o la gloria— de los involucrados partiendo del los eventos que fueron o van marcando a los Estados Unidos Mexicanos: México.

Adventures in Transliteration and Interpretation

Tonight’s Jazz Hour is sponsored by
D.A.T. Old Western Texas Town of El Chuco, yeah buddy, Day took er yerbs and our spaiz!

Note to Siren:
Copying from a Nereid will constitute an order of Sopapillas to go!

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For 99% of the grade the Siren will transliterate the following Establishment’s motto, just South of Paisano Dr. and adequate, IT!, to today’s INTERNATIONAL DAY OF LE CHAT(a).:

“Para burritos: El Burro Medallas”

Yes DAY is!

Yes DAY is! .:. 0EE1713D-AFD4-479B-8C8E-10F5CA05CE36 🐭 Attention shoppers, is your Doggie acting funny near your Puss? Did you know that D.A.T. little pussy of yours could very well bee a Coronavirus host! Yeah, Buddy, so don’t forget to pick-up a Hydroxicloroquine test kit from LABORATORIOS CAMACHO en la calle STANTON, and find out if your pussy is compromised or if Buddy just wants to play with fluffy… and don’t forget to Grab a Barr of: Jabón del Perro Agradecido.

1% of the grade if you eat it.

Aspersions on my cilantro

From the burritos that brought you .: 5F6192A0-B564-4841-B9A1-E8300027C182:. Aspersions On My Cilantro and, MENUDO, comes this ensamble de La Nonna del Claustro… Can you smell what my finger tips are cooking?

 * Vide… del verbo “ voir ”, not to bee confused with the sense of sound, which as the good people of the Festival Internacional del Norte, Poesía en Tránsito (pero por los interwebs) know que tiene que ver con synapses que detonan a partir de La Oreja de Van Gogh. Y ya mejor ni nos metemos con los sentires transitivos del olfato porque doña Vilma se nos puede poner excited.

Yo lo vide
¿Tú lo vitez?
Ella y Él lobieron
Nosotros semos ciegos
Ustedes sordos’tan
Ellos y Ellas ni cuenta

And oh, Snap! Over at the 10 am in EST Baby Blue Cross’ got a Yellow Maxwell on her tail. On that circuit, a Siren screamer is casting spells on Cassandra… you are not foolin’ anybody Dr. Garret, Eye saw them hand gestures at le théâtre de la Ville in Arthur Miller’s « Les Sorcières de Salem ».

YoHo! Yoho!!! Congressman YoHo.

Social Control vs. Social Investment… we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] will get to that. But FO’ist, now that the “F–word” and the “B-word” have been entered into the official Congressional Record, the following is a message directed to White House Spokesperson, Kayleigh McEnany.

The color of A James Carvile oilpainting

The color of a James Carvile oil painting over a DSL land line on Dial-up [modem sound goes here] .:. 0D5C3A09-C125-47E1-9784-008F6E662F00

KayLeigh! If you are going to Fuck the Nation by lying and constructing avenues of Coronation for the current wanna–be–king, then Eye must insist in engaging in crude and passionate intercourse, in other words Kayleigh McEnany, as long as you continue to break your promise of not lying to the audience in front of you (KEY WORD audience) then we [the staff of this blog] must insist in on doing the things (with your sexy ass) that Stormy Daniels did with your current boss. We’ll go mattress shopping on a non–National Holiday Weekend; Eye will even lead you by the Vulva.

So with that in Mind, Kayleigh McEnany, Let’s Fuck, Bitch! C’mon K–hey’Lee, there are 100 and Two Theys until the next General Election and your boss is trapped into speaking as if it was early March in order to sound reasonable to the American people who like to scream: America, love it or leave it. So Time is running out for You and Eye to engage in making Whoopee without the consequences of Child Support and Parental alienation, —Yeah–Buddy.

And in Washington, It’s Take Mí out to the ball game with Willie Geist and the Evil Empire… those motherfuckers!

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In publishing news, a judge told Donald Trump’s personal Attorney General that he could not prevent a person from writing a book about CORRUPTION, even if that person is a convicted felon and a close personal friend of Donnie Deutsh.

Fair Use of Publishers

MEDIA MATTERS .:. 6005FFF7-441C-4662-A50F-9AA455915D38 ⚖️ Fair Use of ALL Publishers “Aquí y en China (Nuevo León) », https ://www .leparisien .fr /politique /nicolas-sarkozy-publie-un-nouveau-livre-sur-le-debut-de-son-quinquennat-23-07-2020-8357433.php

In a Parallel universe, it seems, but we Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto are not sure until the month of September rolls around, if the French Republic understands what the concept of Freedom of Speech is.

Right now, in the month of July 2020 we know that a foreigner can be convicted WITHOUT EVIDENCE and without the accuser being in the same hearing room. This modus operandi, is not tolerated by the French Empire when French citizens like Florence Cassez break the rules in “shithole” countries like The Mexican United States.

There are only Three Rules: The François Hollande European Biomedical Research Center

— No Privacy
— No FAMILY
— No Monogamy

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… [C]ualquier parecido con eventos, personas, o lugares de los últimos 10 Años es pura puta coincidencia, —o cómo dicen los franceses:

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A 7 mercenaries productions en Colaboración con Corporate Criminals, and of course, a Band in Parts.

Music by Young Niles:

🎶 Be on my Side or Be on your Side

“There are more important things than life” in Texas

Dear Mount Rushmore:

Donald Trumpscovich

Donald Trumpscovich .::. 5D35D426-F75F-4653-8F21-56636300E036 .::. Our first Russian president.

Remember The Alamo

… and D.A.T. is tonight’s last word in Hilo Hawaii, where TIME NOW is Oh–Four–TWENTY in PST (punto y coma) in New York it is pineapple time with Steve Schmitt.

🎶 What the world needs now
it’s [some] accountability
Short of D.A.T.
a Kamakazi Helicopter pilot

It’s the bottom of the second and Seth Meyer is at the plate

Over at the Ozarks, Elise Jordan is playing tea party and serving Johnny Cash and El Che Guevara like Colin Jost serves tea to his pretty little dolls.

Line drive to shortstop

Line drive to shortstop .:. CED04560-64C0-4C20-9FB8-A34A5FF5BE7D 🚣🏽‍♂️ … banjo playing Martin picks up the ball but fails to get Mr. Meyer out, runner on FOist.

Over in Washington, John Bolton is playing the Role of Kellyanne Conway’s wife. What a patriot. Looking out for number one is the title of his next mémoire, a political thriller that asks the fundamental question, is aged beef better, Jack?

Paul McCartney, of Death Cab for Cutie’s fame doesn’t thinks so, but The Walrus is willing to bet Lucy’s diamonds and swear on a Gideons bible that aged cabbage is.

indeed

In•deed, Michael Steele of republican fame is at the mound and he just rubbed the palms of his hands like a 6th grader trying to get the ink to flow down to the ball-pin tip of his pen .:. C87003FA-C4F5-465F-9981-6E838A0ECC54 🎟 Our station signal’s identification disclaimer is forcing us to relay to our non–reading audience that all images from third-party screen-grabs are a Fair–Use–of–Media in the study of current events for educational purposes.

An old rookie playing with a funny sounding nomenclature just got called–in from the farm, Josie Duffy Rice, a mac and cheese hater just mimicked “El Bambino” pointing the tip of her Louisville Slugger to Centerfield. Seth Meyer on first is giddy like a tea-party hostess, Duffy Rice taps the plate con el tolete, Steele sends a fastball, Duffy-Rice swings and that motherfucker is sent into orbit. Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Neil Gorsuch coaching from third base sends a signal to the mound; it’s the tip of the hat for a pitch well sent, as the Washington Supremos just scored two runs against the Comcast Rockefellos.

The furlough

The furlough, after Duffy Rice’s homerun, Brians William was given a pink-slip by the republican Richard Steele for failing to complete el ceviche campechano de autores en el libreto de la Jordan de los Ozarks.

And just to close June 18th with a proper bang, stay tuned for, “It’s the bottom of the first” after today’s double header between Los Supremios contra Los Rockefellos. On tonight’s episode Mr. Schmitty answers the age-old question: what do you get when you mix the African diaspora with a tribe of chichimecas, apaches, y criollos? “Is it possible?”

TimeStamp: 20h in HST with 138 days before the next power check, Meanwhile in Paris at 20h in CET it is now a mere 137 days before öüï learns if NATO is going to go the way of disco under a Motor City Madman ax and bow.

Cooking on 3 burners — Deer, San Judas Tadeo meet “el patrón” del coro, los ciegos y, Los Calvos

Sentaos… imperativo afirmativo del verbo: sit the fuck down!

Saint–en–Herve

Saint–en–Hervé .:. 77368AF5-1725-442E-B07B-D5AEA8CB2944 🎙🎚🎛🧭⏳💶 CNEWS Matin Nº 2546. Mercredi 17 juin, 2020 — “Hybarnion, pieux et chaste”…  Erveo is the Patron Saint of bards and singers, invoked to cure eye diseases, to disappear fears and to heal horses, he also relieves anxieties and nervous depression, and puts demons to rest.

[Note to editors: the following Liturgy of the Word, o como dicen los franceses, La Liturgia de la Palabra, must be read in a Father Guido Sarducci voice; the background for the actor playing Sarducci is that this is an “origins” story for “The Americans” who watch the Seth Meyers Show.]

From our political reporter at l’Osservatore Romano in Roma Texas, Estado de Durango, —México.

Dearly beloved,

Before we dive into the merienda de las 18 horas en Central (extinguishing) NATO times, we would like to say that we, the staff [of this most non consequential blog found the little “blue” bag. If you want it back; including the 100 reasons to feel free in , IT!, please let u.s. know… much obliged.

¡OYE CÓMO VA!

Mariachis & Cowbells

Mariachis & Cowbell… motherfuckers!

Moving on, we are now going to test the system… we would hope to be right back.

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From the creators of “Resources y recursos humanos” comes the sources from las fuentes, Chato. De arranque, in Hilo, Hawaii it’s the 11th Hour.

El Tenampa para principiantes

El Tenampa para principiantes .:. 3306F17C-8052-4834-A60B-B4DBA502F29C 🎺🎻🥁
Galerie Frederic Moisan, (75006)
Alfredo Vilchis Roque
Pintor del barrio.
Fotos por armando segovia, segoviaspixes (2020).

—Roma Texas: the desert NEVER lies!
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Por allí pasaba un tren

Por allí pasaba un tren .::. 04C26E40-034A-4B10-A27D-D0CCC94BEC5F 🚂 Indeed, the ruckus from D.A.T. production case woke “La India Durmiente” just West of the GERMAN ruins at El Puente Colgante de Ojuela… In•deed, Eye was D.A.R.E., period

—. Sainete–en–Hervé:
Génolini, D., “Le Saint du Jour”, vía N° 2546; CNEWS . fr, https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP /20200617

8 minutes, 46 seconds.

Dear, Eddie Gloude Jr., professor… Eye am speaking to that S.O.B. part of you, —on Deadline… do you copy, Sir?

From the guy who brought you Amnesia in HIStory

From the guy who brought you Amnesia in HIStory .::. 4D45BDEC-BA55-4682-91FD-F1206139A6BF 🚷 “History is nothing but assisted and recorded memory”, GEORGE Santayana wrote D.A.T., and Reverend Al, if Donald John Trump gets his way, in 30 years time, the grandchildren and children of those who are protesting today will have SELECTIVE AMNESIA like the people in China today.

Let’s pretend that you do, D.A.T. you, Sir, most certainly don’t read this most non–consequential blog, now then, the reason that we are signaling you specifically is because the good Reverend Al is engaged on a more pressing matter, so, without pussyfooting around the issue, if Jesus was killed by a government, as it was stated at the end of today’s ceremony in Minneapolis, and one —as you said— must earn his or her death‽ Then it stands as testament to future generations on a day like today, that IF MSNBC does not mention Tiananmen Square [by the end of the THEY] then we [the staff] will get a hint that Mr. PHIL GRIFFITH is being politically correct, y así, mi negro, —pues nomas no se pinches puede… do you, Sir, need context on D.A.T.?

Anyhoot, Chris Hayes… keep on moving, driving, or something like that, and “I’m–a–bring it to you like this”, following the funkiness called out by Biz Markie in the Track below ⬇️ the next thing out of the cut is a Rest In Peace shoutout… and he didn’t forget Bruce Lee, just sayin’, Chris Hayes, just–say’n. Now, Rachel Maddow, the following segment is–a–gonna have some strong Language, but that’s because Kasie Hunt went back in TIME, öüï ain’t making it up we [the staff] warned you ’bout D.A.T.:

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The Polish call, IT!: SOLIDARITY… and please don’t break the Mirror, —Rachel Maddow! You sure you want to bundle the Tiananmen Square PARALLEL on the Republicans —no answer— to General Mattis rebuke of OUR dear leader? In any case, say hello to Mr. Schmitty.

Page ONE, Saudi Arabia is barred from buying the Olympiens de Marseille

Aussi, « €£ Matador » number 9 Ednison Cavani is going to Spain where he will have an opportunity to follow in Hugo Sánchez steps. Qatar let the Charrúa go following the 200th goal mark … y como dicen en Paraguay: ¿y lo baila’o, quién te lo quita?

https ://www .france24 .com /en /20200527 –trump-planning-new-arms-sale-to-saudi-arabia-says-senator

Previously en...

Previously en… Los Héroes de doña Vilma .::. BE28D06C-077F-4278-87E4-D02E0761A1DF 💱💊

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Subliminal Messages with Nick Confessore

Note to editors:
Somebody, anybody. Please remind The New York Times that there are 8 year-olds watching the Purple Pundit’s 2-hour after home school special. Jesus Christ, Nick, it’s 3 o’Clock in NEW YORK.

El padrino

El Padrino .::. 35771037-1F46-49B3-B581-B880DB2733EE 📐 “Late Night” kicks off the Seth Meyers era by welcoming guests Amy Poehler, Vice President Joe Biden, and a performance by A Great Big World… and for the record, “ninos” and “ninas” are the terms of endearment that niños and niñas used in Old Mexico to refer to their padrinos o madrinas… you ungrateful ahijado you.

Aussi, is that 12″ reference in “gentile” units or are öüï etching with The Torah clippings here; do confess, “Nick”, because Michael Che and Mr. Johannsen are making a “movie” and they are in need of a leading man, —holmes!

From the band that brought you, Alice

From the band that brought you, “Alice”, comes a movie about a man W.H.O. breaks all the rules on deadline .::. 6EE52D56-1053-4E2E-9BF4-755CAC8B00C9 📰 Weekdays at 4 pm Eastern, 1 o’Clock Pacific.

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