A cowbell too far — Armisen Day

May 8, 1945
VICTORY IN EUROPE
over these fuckers ⬇️

May 8, 2020 victory over meat processing plants in the middle of T.H.E.M. united states LED by a White Nationalist supporter who commands the response of the biggest World Pandemic since the League of Nations was a “thing”.

His name is Donald Jair Trump Bolsonaro

And in Washington, as Berlin celebrates for the first time (since the burning of the nazi flag over Hitler’s suicide bunker) the end of WWII, the Attorney General of the United States of America is happy to make the case for the plot of The Men in The High Castle.

Not wasting any time in changing a young mind’s view of the facts, the Attorney General’s grandson began his homeschool Winners’ View of The World History sessions on the very EVE OF VE Day, the first lesson: how President Donald Trump saved the world from the Coronavirus with a single CLOROX® wipe.

HIStory pre-Kay,Kay,Kay .::. F918FDB2-F170-4B44-9C97-35708A07485E ⚖️ Well fuck! Metallica goes here… they have a templete for little Travis.

Meanwhile in the Real World, Nicolle Wallace’s pansies are risking frostbite as Hell is about to Freeze on account of a MAY DAY — MAY DAY Blizzard over Babylon 2. To find out what the code in this paragraph is all about, please refer to TIME Mag’s contributor, Elise Jordan’s bookshelf an read page 32 of “American Cipher”.

Over at Deadline, not to be outdone, some guy named Neal Katyal, showed Cousin Joe how to make a bookshelf seem large by having his personal “biblioteca” about 10 meters behind his webcam headshot. Oh the humanity, is the War of the Bookworms… happening now on msnbc’s LOCKDOWN, with Nicolle Wallace.

Pre–Kay, Kay, Kay Marketing, by Keyleigh McEnany .::. 53E21E52-0AC2-4EA4-843E-F151832A5743 🦠 It is not “lava level mad”, it’s: as cool as a lava lamp.

To counter, “Neal’s” book-block, The Producers at the Purple Pundit’s Hour shifted the focus to Axios TV Alexi Maccamond’s lovely repujado frame and “lavalamps” en sus muebles viejos… for the record, “muebles viejos” is a style of furniture that captures Old Mexico better than any “colonial antique” on a “fictitious Mexican politician mansion” ever could, especially on one of those AP “wire” reports about “La canción de protesta”.

You’ve done your part, Stephanie Ruhle… get back to “Napoleon Dynamite”, that’s something that Maria Bartiromo would never get caught doing; and that is all Eye is going to say.

Question directed to the “apparent” Democratic party candidate:

Sir, if elected, will you prosecute your opponent, President Donald John Trump for a long list of negligence, and corruption?

or…

Four more deaths! Four more deaths! Four more deaths! .::. 8375C4F7-32F2-42BE-BC13-97FBCDBA6B76 🔚

Will you behave in the same fashion, as the current Mexican president who pardoned the behavior and long–track record of corruption of politicians in his cabinet, including one with ties to the torturing and murder of a D.E.A. Agent in the mid–1980’s?

… por ejemplo, Mr. Biden, meet: ¡BROZO!

¡BROZOOOOO! con una Chin–Gada.

¿BROZO, en dónde estás cabrón? ¡BROZO!

And just like his neighbor to the North, who at the beginning of his first year in office made a statement of unity, which he did not keep, el presidente de Brozo made a very insightful declaration that every Mexican citizen (except el wüapito*, Carlitos Loret de Mola) knew, and which now he cannot see, and/or know about .::. 7589499D-919F-4ED2-B56F-D73BAE8C0A69 🚂✈️⚾️ ¡PLAYBOL!!! —_•!•_— https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /gcjjps /el_presidenteo_es_cómplice_o_se_hace_de_la_vista/

* Washington Post columnist, W.H.O. coincidentally collaborated with a KNOWN Minister of The Interior (Secretaia de Gobernación) that used his position of power to WORK with Drug Traffickers and kidnappers like La Banda de Florence Cassez.

Mira, pinche Brozo, antes de que te ponga unas cachetadas, —¡por payaso, q’eres!— cabrón, Eye FOist have to address Garret Haike W.H.O. is speaking (without his Mortal Kombat mask) at The Hill.

Garrett!!! GARRETT! To quote Matilda’s Favorite son, “Show some respect,” Andrea Mitchell is working 24 for Mr. Fed and you show up to work out of uniform. C’mon, Garrett, get with the Program.

And over at the Redneck Riviera, it’s Mexican Independence Day! .::. E0B5EAB2-FDCF-4F12-A642-7B34C3BE4467 ⛱🏖🤧🚑🏥⚰️🦠🚬

Y de paso, méndigo cachetón, Eye is going to Ketch-up! Get it? With an observance from Yesterday May3, anyhow, Licenciado (con mayúscula, porque aunque su camarada Vero no lo crea, nos cae bien… pinche botijón) today on May4 we observe the Rise of Mayan king Bird Jaguar IV Also Known As “Willie Geist*” of Yaxchilan in modern-day Chiapas, which used to be GUATEMALA, before Porfirio Díaz assumed the presidential trone, also known as “la silla presidencial”… así que para responder la pregunta de Ricardo Arjona, en su rola “Si el Norte fuera el Sur”, se me hace, pinche Brozo que Sam Houston nos quedaría del tamaño de uno de los rocanroleros y paisanos de Carlos Loret de Mola: Los Baby’s.

* Because Willie Geist is more human than human, of course.

May Day – “Six minutes… six minutes/six minutes,” Katty Kay you’re on

Oxford Circus…

“Now you know — the rest of the story” .::. 34E3F3A5-E70B-46B5-B2C0-69C4CC57DD11 🕰

By the numbers: Öüï never thought that we’d make it this far! Meanwhile at Studio 3A, Cousin Joe is trying to make of Chris, Matilda’s favorite son… C’mon Joe!!! Öüï are all united, ANDREW, is Matilda’s favorite bambino, you southern goombah you! Willie, telegraph a Curly slap ~~on Moe~~… on Joe there.

Note to Editors: Please be advised that “El Rostro” on this timeline below of the panspermia section of the Énergies de Trémois at the Châtelet Metro station (75001) in no way, Cousin Joe, suggests that the likeness, to what looks like the replica of the face cast of a young Napoléon, does not reflect the current “Cut Above The Rest” in Waterloo, IOWA. To put it in Liverpool’s favorite sons terminology; MAXWELL would not approve… especially with all them goddamned Eddy Currents, Dr. Schrödinger.

Get your Kinks out…
But I don’t feel afraid
As long as I gaze on
Waterloo sunset
I am in paradise 🎶🎶🎶
68F9DCF8-CE95-4150-B362-F4FBA0B29EBC = The Kinks.

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Over at Seth Meyer’s attic, Kalifornication follows.

So, Mr. Meyer, Eye noticed D.A.T. D.A.R.E. « gentleman on house arrest » doing a tribute to the blunder section of your closer look segment in your conspicuously SOLO show.

And don’t think for a quick second, Mr. Meyer (if that is your real name) D.A.T. that “Kalifornian” fellow on the drum set is not really a Reverend Al Sharpton “skinny late with 50 available menu options at the LORDE LORNE microwave 30 Rock MaTzah ball shop” we know that the little drummer boy is an Oregonian transplant.

You are not foolin’ anybody with your “little heater” D.A.R.E., Mr. Seth, no sir, Eye have it on good autorotha that D.A.T. sloped brick wall is really the outside shoot of a cozy chimney, Mr. Meyer. So please stop paying tribute to Carrot Top, you are better than… props. Just stick to the W.A.S.P.’s on your “time-delayed” segue segment.

AUSSI… please stop throwing your writers under the bus, especially when you can telegraph to your “big” Band to push that « facile à digérer SANS LActose baguette eater » off of the “back of that Greyhound bus”.

You know Meyers, “there’s a TEMPLATE FOR, IT!” .::. 37D4DFCB-4A6A-4CF8-BE7C-9253844C1F56 6️⃣6️⃣ 🎵🎵🎵
Well [it!] goes from St. Louie down to Missouri
Oklahoma city [it!] looks oh so pretty
You’ll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona don’t forget Wynona
Kingman, Barstow, SAN Bernardino…

Over on Comedy Central… Musical Guest: FINGER BANG! With their number ONE hit: Girl, It’s as simple as D.A.T., period

Dear, Jennifer McNulty — Share this update on your UCSC Alumna story

30 de Abril, 2020
Día del Niño (México)
Plaza Se Sebó.

It’s the political impunity, stupid! .::. A05DA529-C270-4DBC-88C2-5FB2DBEF57A7 🏰 Sure, political corruption is a problem, but because we’ve seen nepotism at all levels, and in practically all sectors of an economy (on both sides of The Atlantic) it is easier to control a vermin infestation (in the PUBLIC SERVANT/Lobbyist sector) than to eradicate the corruption of RATAS. It’s not symbolic, it’s not sarcastic, it is Visceral (of course) Eddie Gloude, Jr..

Digression for Princeton University, La Sorbonne, and El Paso Community College:

Anyhow, professor Gloude, there is a reason why your name is invoked, but this is not the Act nor the scene to ~~spill the beans~~…. spoil the beans on that trope, instead, if you ever make it to The Rachel Maddow Show, please relay to her that Eye kind of get goose bumps when she covers the meat processing stories coming out of the places where more than HALF of the population of little Mexican towns such as, San José de Las Panochas, Durango, (por decir) emigrated to, but then Eye remembers that Tyson, in Gómez Palacio, Durango was, in the early 2000 using the soil where COTTON FIELDS once rotated and flourished along with GRAPE, cantaloupe and watermelon fields, to dump the chicken blood and used chemicals that were spent in the industrialization of Chicken Nuggets, and other assorted chlorinated poultry. ANYHOW, Eddie Gloude, Eye cannot, öüï repeat, Eye cannot summarize 80 years of systematic deterioration of the Mexican (time and space) fabric; let alone ~~explain all of the Quarks~~ … explain all of the Quirks and dangling particles that have delivered this most tragic scene on that dare South of The Border terrain, and for the Record, don Leo, this is what the very French call, “de-constructive criticism”:

Coming up en “la pendeja” .::. 5B86DB9A-186D-400B-84BB-DA211C5AB1B6 🚂✈️🏍🔫
—_•!_•— 🎵🎶🎵🎶
Esto es un asalto chido
Saquen las carteras ya
Bajense los pantalones,
Pues los vamos a “basculear”…
El profeta de el nopal.

https ://old. reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /gaee5h/trabajadores_que_entregaban_despensas_en_irapuato/

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This section is reserved for University of California (system) students who might come to Paris, France, (like in 2012) to study “Mexican Calaveras” and other assorted CHICANO rarities abroad (Night and Day, baby; Jour et Nuit —75015)…

PAGO EN ESPECIE —Issy, negro Corazón, OCTUBRE tenía que ser… Santa Cruz (The Lost Boys) la tenía que exportar: SANTA MUERTE meets Surfer Calavera! Heck, Showtime even did a mash–up of the CHÁVEZ Ravine struggle with “La Santa Muerte”; antropólogos de la Universidad de Moreno Valley (Kalifornia) trazaron los “hilos” d’ese show a un estaquillo de parafernalia de “La Niña Blanca”.

RELAPSO A LAS “Estupidas Calaveritas” (2011-2012) de Freddy Cats, en Montreuil–s/Bois (93100) y el “alcance” del brazo de los agentes de la Embajada de México en Francía.

21 de marzo — Feliz Cumpleaños Juárez!!!

¡Qué tal, don Beno!!!
¿Cómo chingados se la está pasando, Sr. Presidente?
… [S]on los* mensajes de don Max, hoy por ser, día de tu chingado Santo!

Expand your latitudes, to The Max .::. 2FCF0F51-6067-4D49-8C5E-B42A412EA5D9 🌵 ISSY, don Beno, lo que son las pinches cosas, eh, —digo— porque aunque usted no está para estar dando puras putas vueltas en su chingado (benemérito) hemiciclo de los ilustrados, [o algo así… ⚰️] la llamada “esperanza de México*” acaba de sellar con amuletos «la reforma » que según los chingados libros de texto gratuito nos habría de haber inculcado la tutoría de la muy mentada S.E.P. (public secretariat of education, by–güey of its Castilian —not Spanish— acronym). En fin, opio para el pueblo, y té de Tila para los Amados “Nervios”.

Context for the recently joined, between Church and State, in Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos, in reel time, follows.

In the meantime: ¡VIVA doña CARLOTA!!!!… no por nada, siempre nos han gustado las locas, en el sentido de libertad, no en el sentido del “partido acción nacional”, and if you are familiar with what chihuahuita’s governor Francisco Barrio (responsible for minimizing “El Brote“ de los feminicidios en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua [México] in the 1990’s) said about “las locas”, then —motherfuckers— you should know that our take on “La Raza de Bronce” does not cross onto Vasconcelos’ “cosmic race”, and Eye does not care what Santana says.

Oye cómo va:

https ://en .wikipedia .org/wiki/Bronze_(racial_classification)

Come fly with Mí .::. F6BB4464-7FF6-487A-8543-976DDBFE860A 🛸 Come fly a güey 🗿 Any güey, like the current president of México, don Andrés Manuel López Obrador, —Rev. Al Sharpton— öüï here at asegovia3 hope that you [Sir] don’t get the concept of the Separation of Church and State mixed up with the notion of Freedom of Religion. We [el equipo de éste tan intrascendente blog] trust that you and D.A.T. Blind Alabama Choir Boy, Joe Scarborough, will be able the separate the Limas in O•H•I•O (where MBT’s^ are forged and assembled) from your llamas in The Andes (where the gods shape forms). So, Rev. Al, meet u.s. on the next segment of this most non–consequential blog to follow-up with Los Hilos the Sasha and, —motherfucker— we [the staff] hope that you need not reminding of what motherfucking TIME it is, —in Hawaii, eh‽ 🦙 … [B]ecause here at the Paris underground it is 13h30 of a Sunday afternoon in Central NATO Times.

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* Deer, Alicia Menendez, please relay to the Revered Al Sharpton, D.A.T. Eddy currents (also called Foucault’s currents) are at a Maximum today, not to mention, the toxicomanes that are running up and down the underground and, WHO are making us have Band On The Run on our playback like a mother… so nevermind the Type–O-negatives and, the run-on sentences, keep in mind Willie Geist, that this is only a draft, it’s just a draft in the Web.

For the record, Alicia Menendez, and with regards to the separation of Church and STAGE, öüï can’t be certain if this little shoe–shine boy ever apologized to our favorite « L•O•C•A•» (next to Sosa and Parra) Sinead:

New sources that challenges the 297 deaths under the watch of the Great State of Georgia (on the Velshi Show, in real time) .::. 1DB4F818-9428-4726-BEF0-35CF2F4131E2 📈 https ://www .worldometers .info/coronavirus/ 🧾 For the record, Congressperson Earl Leroy “Buddy” Carter (R–GA) is the Susan Collins of the Health INDUSTRY lobby.

Todos tus muertos — Oh, hey Fake Rasta, s’D.A.T. you over the intercom?

March madness day 1
Île–de-France

Battlestations—Battlestations .:::. 2EBA45C8-51DA-412C-AC36-3F744C63CB63 🔊 It’s O.K. America, you may use GODWIN‘s LAW and compare the CORONA VIRUS (covid-19) to “The Blitzkrieg”, because the Germs have overran our DEFENSES.

Tu vuo’ fa’ ll’americano
Mericano, mericano
Ma si’ nato in Italy…

Starting right now, the 11th not the 23rd hour of the THEY in New York, Paris is under light (phase–one) curfews. Aussi, PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP, please inform the FOX NEWS RUSH limbaugh “Spécial Report” that his « buddy » Mr. Emmanuel Macron, the president of The French Republic, froze all utilities, including Rent, as opposed to lowering interest rates or figuring out how SHYNA! Will pay for an American recession à l’italianna.

Indeed, indeed öüï are .:. 45B1C90C-634A-4D95-9F8C-95B96CBF6566

Over at the MoreJo Show… « picture » Donnie Deutsh musing with Steve Rattner how if AMERICA could tax Sunlight, they could make a killing! And Eddie Gloude Jr., goes, “if Americans believed in solar power”, adding, « you greedy bastards, always thinking about ‘the green’”.

Happy San Patricio They, ya’Bums!

(Whisky and soda e rocchenroll
Whisky and soda e rocchenroll
Whisky and soda e rocchenroll)

No-no-no-NO NO!!! Mika, NO!
Call it:
“Illegal Infections”
What a fuck is an “undocumented” infection? WE Americans are so quick to call imaginary threats “illegal”, but when death is threatening your step-son, WE Americans now are sensitive with selfish millennials who get to HAVE their CORONA – 19’s and drink’em AUSSI. If a person is thinking D.A.T. it’s “Five o’Clock Somewhere” and walking with a Spring Break state–of–mind, THEY are wrong and THEY should be considered ILLEGAL, period

… [A]nd Professor John Meacham went, “hey Willie Geist, please relay to the AMERICAN MEDIA to not mix your wild–oath hypocrites with your oath–taking Hippocrates.”

Previously, on: “All Öüï are sayin’,” Reverend Al Sharpton is:

Next Friday, is the 13th of the month; and in Espagnol, Reverend Sharpton, its transliteration onomástica is El Martes Trece, now because youse an honorary Mexican on this here little wordpress®️blog, a most distinguished Mexican, not like that Santa Ana fellow who gave The Avengers of a bunch of SLAVE Traders (p. 4 of 25 N° 2537) the Lone Star State or Texas, (as the Very French named it, just to Taunt them Criollos)…

PUB

If you do go [to El Alamo] then DO REmember Mí and in FA Solo LA meas una vez, Sí? .:. A42094CC-1F8D-4705-AD2D-BD9634C7E739 🦇 Just Like OZZY did.

öüï here are going to say a Little Prayer for you before Crystal Waters “puts on her make–up” and tells your congregation how “She’s homeless” is the continuation of Aretha’s pseudo gospel* and veritable Canto de SOUL—BABY! G.L.O.R.I.A. a CHUY!… al Prieto Chuy, because el Güero Chuy is not my Cousin; los Prieto Sí.

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And in Washington, we [the staff] are going to have to put Stephanie Ruhle on hold, she appears to be *on a wardrobe malfunction moment with the white house** so we are going to have the Reverend on hold and for the record, we welcome A.M. Joy to this weekend’s timeline.

* one of the two, Nick Mulvaney or the Ruhle is going on stage naked. Meanwhile, the First Lady ya anda en pelotas, jugando al tennis en La Version gringa de Santa Anna pensando que ella es Maria Antonieta en La Casa Blanca, “WHO”, the Steph asks:

thinks that having the First Lady en pelotas, (that’s birthday suit, for nakid) y jugando al tennis was a good idea???

… and King Louie, goes:

Deer, Steph: öüï know that your Lavalier mic is n°3 .:. 7D65C111-E9BC-4554-ACEF-5C114653FA61

15 to the Left.

http ://nightflight .com /mel-brooks-1981-hit-made-him-the-first-white-artist-to-land-a-rap-song-on-the-rb-charts/

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So, for the record Ms.Reid, in the beginning, “the congregation“ was going for BLOOMBERG, eh? .:. 34CDCC25-4057-427D-8858-E67384729FEC ⛪️ So basically, the « congregation », measuring from your recollection of how the ViP seating arrangement was FiXed at Brown Chapel, WE THE PEOPLE are to believe that the entire POLITICS NATION is still chasing the 40 acres and one mule promise? — Well, darkness, let Mí, introduce you to the new Cherokee Jeep, it’s like a Cadillac; but you can live inside of one if the Biden booster-shot doesn’t deliver after MICHAL BLOOMBERG, and the usual established political deities (santos del día) prove to be more of the same carpet-bagged grits. 🕊 All we are saying…

Oh, hey Negrita, regarding that pseudo gospel* from Aretha, Eye really needs you to not read the following non–consequential commentary because it will aim to reach the gods of PARODY, not necessarily the titans of punditry.

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Efeméride: who would have known, that the same siege that cemented Manifest Destiny (Gral. Santa Anna’s ALAMO PROJECT) for them United States would one day, under the RULE OF A NAKED EMPEROR wannabe, sink that ship like the explosion that marked the beginning of the end of The Spanish Empire, ISSY, Purple Pundit, tell u.s. more — tell u.s. Moore, about Donald Trump’s “Alamo project” of 2016, por favor… “You know my name, pick up the Number”.

Dear, Philippe Labró, meet the Reverend Al Sharpton

Issy, mr. Labro you may call Marte in any language that you wish to call Mars in, you May call Mars Nikki, or Volta, including AUSSI: en la lengua de su chingada maternelle… pero no se lo vaya usted a decir a doña Vilma Fuentes, because she’s got Friends in High places. Eye guess what i is saying is that Frenchys are gonna French, so… have at it, Philippe, you crazy « américanologue », you.

Anygüey, mr. Labro have you met my Man at Politics Nation, the Reverend Al Sharpton? He happens to be an honorary Mexican on this here most non–consequential blog. With that out of the way, let u.s. gather here (Rue Bolivar^; antes Rue Puebla*) and —no pun intended— Bliss this Mess, A–Men, Car–Men.

^ p. 78, just Below Rue Bolero
* p. 605

Lorde, we ask that you allow, our Sista Maddow to invocate Between Two Ferns and that our Cus’, Rachel Glasses, is allowed to take the contenders out of the TRMS studio. A–men… Car–men.

With prayers out of the güey, mr. Labro, öüï call upon el Niño Luc’s Soul Brother and overall ‘ugly Mexican’, Samuel Stein, to read from the letters to the Marianne Faithfuls to reflect on the false equivalent of making parallels across imaginary lines (drawn on the sand), por ejemplo, Aunt Scarborough:

Dear, Rev .:. 7D79D777-27C3-4A5B-BFB2-233121E2634F ⛪️ Now we are not drawing parallels between kiddie porn peddlers like SAY, the good pastors at The Light of The World church in Jalisco, México, and any given Baptist congregation in say, SELMA, Alabama. 🕊 “All Öüï are sayin’,” is

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Attention battlestations
Attention battlestations

Öüï the staff has identified the culprit in the “The” Biden rise, Güï repeats:

You’ve heard of “Dirty Diana”, it’s not one of D.O.S.

Öüï the staff has identified the culprit in the “The” Biden rise… it was the cher. D.A.T. D.A.R.E. bitch, wait scratch that! insert witch instead, first took care of “domingo” and then she went straight to Mardi like a Tree on Sonny.

Las rues:
Stéphane, B., « Dictionnaire des Nomes de Rues”. MÉNGUES 1977–2005. 75002 Paris.

La Semana que Philippe Labro:
https ://www .cnews .fr /monde /2020-03-06/https://www.cnews.fr/monde/2020-03-06/ la-semaine-de-philippe-labro -le-rebond-de-biden-les-sauts-de-halsman-933542

Líneas para lelas:
https ://elpais .com /internacional /2019/05/28 /actualidad / López-Obrador-La-Luz-del-Mundo-y-la-agenda-evangélica.html

The Third Amendment… no talking head shall:

3.1 No talking head shall find Quarter in any living room set during Election Cycles.

Places restrictions on Nº 42 deregulation of The Son of General Colin Powell and Media Conglomerates, like « La Silla Rota » de Mayor Bloomberg on in the Mexican markets.

3.2 No talking head shall “let the They’s* go buy”, any election or governmental job.

* Singular possessive

Hear mí out Franck .:. 38A5E457-851A-4551-B1F5-9D368D8E6037 🐙 Eye can’t stand losing “la concha de Catherine Denueve”, en el sushi roll de Cecily Strong. Now, because ÖÜÏ the staff of this most non–consequential blog never thought that we would make this far and, because öüï know that the official logo for THEM National Reconnaissance Officials* is an Ian Flaming Lips ‘octopussy’ and, just like D.A.T. Ministère de La Culture en Francia, its tentacles touch EVRY ‘motherFunking’ Organ of a Carbon–based life form — öüï covered it, Indeed. —_•!•_— Aussi, we (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano Prieto) have it ON GOOD (peered–reviewed) MEDICAL Authority that Sushi CONSUMPTION while exploring the Parisian (restricted) underground below Rennes and Denfert-Rochereau will give you [ÖÜÏ repeat] will give you the shits… go with the Monop’ Chicken Sandwich instead.

* NRO Launch 39
Mission Type:
RADAR (love) Imaging
Launch D.A.T.E.:
06/12/2013
Taxi Type:
ATLAS “V”
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /USA-247

3.3 No talking head shall tank the Economy in the name of « our Lorde Trump ».

Friends without the “Eye”

A misfit in all the Wrong Güeys .:. A90E3D5D-837F-4820-97B7-B5F6E31429D6

This amendment prohibits any sitting U.S. president from reaping the Economic benefits from his or her predecessor, and then SINKING these like the 45th president of them United STATES of America did with Barak HUSAIN Obama’s exiting Budget.

3.4 No talking head shall blame De Blasio for luggage lost on the way to the forum.

Blame N° 43 and his color coded Ridge

3.5 No talking Head shall raise politically dead Vice’s in Carolina’s Mary… wait for it. Wait.

… and last but not least:

3.6 No talking head shall imagine a:

chicken in a heaven
“Full of roosters and plenty of corn
And God is a very old rooster
And eggs are like Jesus, his son”.

The Third Amendment for an American Utopia
With musical guest:

The Call of Ktulu and It’s a Fort Knox Life.

Any güey, Ragin’ Cajun meet John Mill Ackerman

Efeméride: Ash Miércoles.

Cenizas Wednesday is when All Mexicans, of All faiths, or lack thereof celebrate the end of the Carnival Season, because if there is one thing that Mexicans can do, is celebrate their sorrows with a “little t” smacked right between their Ojos Mejicanos Lindos, qué, valga la mención, solos no se miden Ellos.” — uh’Nah, nah, nah—nah NAH-nah• NAH-nah-nah-nah NAH ah-Nah Ah_Nah ah ah…Ah.

Did you know that it was… the very French WHO* went ahead and invented Ash Wednesday? .:. 5ED68451-63D9-4DA0-AC29-AF704AACA78B 🗺 * World Health Organization 🍷Indeed, the French went ahead and invented Ash Wednesday, mr. Carville, for the sole purpose to plant what Mexicans, and Spaniards call: La Vid… aussi, those same « goddamn » ashes are the secret ingredient in Goat Cheese.

Meanwhile on at Columbus Ave. in Babylon 2, Cousin Joe does his “prohibition” stint, and Avi Velshi can’t help himself, calling on Sue Herrera, to show what a fat plane looks like when it lands, or something like that. AVI VELSHI! Stop D.A.T., you crazy diamond (trader). Nicolle Wallace, on her set, is a bit “ashy” tonight.

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Not Rush, but Merle on a Trumpian promise.

… wait for it: Trump hires COLLEGE kid to run the TOP Working Office in the U.S. Federal Government; they call that kid, wait for it… The Working Man:

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