3.1 No talking head shall find Quarter in any living room set during Election Cycles.
3.2 No talking head shall “let the They’s* go buy”, any election or governmental job.
* Singular possessive
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3.3 No talking head shall tank the Economy in the name of « our Lorde Trump ».
Friends without the “Eye”
This amendment prohibits any sitting U.S. president from reaping the Economic benefits from his or her predecessor, and then SINKING these like the 45th president of them United STATES of America did with Barak HUSAIN Obama’s exiting Budget.
3.4 No talking head shall blame De Blasio for luggage lost on the way to the forum.
Blame N° 43 and his color coded Ridge
3.5 No talking Head shall raise politically dead Vice’s in Carolina’s Mary… wait for it. Wait.
… and last but not least:
3.6 No talking head shall imagine a:
chicken in a heaven
“Full of roosters and plenty of corn
And God is a very old rooster
And eggs are like Jesus, his son”.
The Third Amendment for an American Utopia
With musical guest:
The Call of Ktulu and It’s a Fort Knox Life.