Dear, Beto O’Rourke… Ay-tú! Reserve{s} the Right for a Pardon.

You, Sir, of all Chucos Postizos knows that … hold for ✊🏼, vato.

Frenchie: A hamburger with a donut for a bun? There really is no God here… (What’s next, ketchup on a sucker?)

— And, Willie Geist… Beto is what Emmanuel is to Congressman Scarborough, so be it. Ted is Le Pen… by the way is that French Blue you’re wearing? It’s fashion week in PARIS, so your shoes better be in tone.

Ohhh, Donna… please relay to Beto that if he is going to go with sneakers to not make the mistake of that Ross guy on the msnbc’s, you have to wear SOXs with BASKETS, otherwhise your feet are going to get TOE jams and they will smell like cheese.

Mayra, in case the good people in PARIS missed the flip.
https ://www .texastribune .org /2022/06/14 /texas-special-election-tx-34-mayra-flores-dan-sanchez/
that’s only TEN (guey) Theys away, ese…
José Díaz Balart, would say 21³ more than THE UVALDE “incident”.

³~. Enter AS promised

{Yesterday}

Jack Jordan²: I just ran over a man and two little girls… so that would total 63 g or .74 oz.

²~. According to El Chapo’s capturer and his then main-Squeeze
Kate del Castillo, “we all lose 21¹ grams… at the exact moment of our death”.

{knot}

¹~. 19 children + 2 adults = 21 (man)

{not}

¹~. Salvador the gunman (one little girl)

{and}

¹~.The broken-hearted UNDERPAID teacher’s husband who perished Theys later (one little girl)

… And Donna Perino, Cheech is ready for you, Chong is out of the room, and have i got some CHEESE for you—You bring the “Jesus Juice”.

¡Arrrrre! – Arrêté is for fags

🐎

… It’s a double-header transmission

For the record, this is what a Parisian gag FAG-KNOT-GAG looks like… Ewe, fuckin’ Fag :

Tonight’s Menu, Dixie Fried Potatoes au-Gratin
♟️🗺️🌵

Now, Évry body knows that Tomatoes come from ROMA, but shit-fuck-me 2-Tiers!!! Eye did Knot Know that Potatoes All–Rotten came from I’d-A-HO… no, Waits!!! Id a HO! CHECK please, ♟️🍸🕰️🕳️

But FO’ist!!!

https ://www .abc .net .au /news /2022-02-26 /frightening-moment-a-missile-hit-a-residential-building-in-kyiv/100864932

LA DIVINA CONNECTION

This is our SPECIAL Purgatory WATCH,
and fo’D.A.T. we switch, IT!, over to THE SUPREMES
CHANT XXIX
Chapter 67: PURGATORIO

https ://monoaureo .com /2010/09/05 /la-sacra-bandera

 

Tiffany Cross, if you are listening… must be reproduced in THE KEY of Jazz, but not on Mr. McKraken class. And no SCAT in Mr. Aguirre’s American History as a Second LAnguage semester.

Hear, Mi out Franck… Please relay to Baby Blue (Fe{a}) D A T Eye likes Beer, but prefers many, many Ale… ,♟️🌬️🛩️😘

“Un Sol dado, en cada hijo te dio…

Gonna take an INTERMISSION now to get some funkin’ ales. Garçon! 🍸🧾🪘

check, MATE

♟️🙃

 

This War Has Not Yet Been Rated

Starring Katty Kay

But Wait!!!
There’s more Katty Tu Tú

It looks easy, but it’s knot, check it out.

Eye gives Ewe, l’addition with letters:

GWARTHOGS!!! ⚡⚡⚡ LA « i Grec » gets an additionAL tú because OF it’s LAtin roots.

In Paris is the morning after, and in Hilo, Hawaii it’s 0700 hours. Giddyap.

Dear, Monoprix . fr… Where is my pocket pussy? I am Sirius, where is my pocket pussy?

Later with George Stephanopoulos:

🍿?… [A]ny one, ¿palomitas, —Ferris? Popcorn?

https ://abcnews .go .com /Politics /full-transcript-abc-news-george-stephanopoulos-interview-president /story?id=79535643

“¡Que pase el desgraciado!”

 

En contexto para Monoprix ®️ fr: Peru is, by the way in “Sud” América.

Right Said Fred… the Commander-in-Chief is tired of talking about what happened five days ago. No more C-17’s with a humanity of Afghans as payload talk!!!

🎶 Creme tangerine and Montélimar… Charlie! BURQAS!!! [She] Mary J. Blige wants to know if those burkas come in a 411 model.

In Soccer news, Charlie don’t Surf.

Let’s talk about Texas, then:

Today in Paris is take a picture of Something They, and so we switch it over to KDAY Studios casi esquina con Sunset Blvd. and Vine St. where “[S]tupid disk jockeys,” are having a wonderful radio discussion with WINOs on the strip… or something like that, the thing is… Los Marcianos Llegaron Ya, y esos cabrones llegaron bailando el Cha Cha-Cha; period!

Burns and CARLIN at The Playboy Club.

Even Dallas moved to Paris. School’s out, with a new dress code.

https ://www .npr.org /sections /back-to-school-live-updates /2021/08/18 /1028760318 /paris-texas-school-district-mandate-masks-dress-code-gov-abbott-ban?t=1629384544307

And, Michel Che… Eye swears that i am Knot making Scarlett’s KneW baby’s name up, —and motherfucker… please!—GET BACK! And here’s why, but first:

Made for love

The goal for Texas is to have this in Every
Piggly Wiggly and of course at every H•E•B• Supermarket near you… but please, please throw in the Fleshlight!

Ladies in Gemini… we interrupt the WINO interview in order to bring you an NPR National Public Service Announcement directed at the State of TEXAS : now  is the time to update the Sex Ed. curricula, call it: MADE FOR SEX, but don’t forget to include that pocket pussy. And Paris, France... México is not in South América.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt7808566 /?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2

So, motherfucker Che,
you, of all sidekicks should know by now that Öüï don’t select the newborns names.
All that Öüï do,
motherfucker Che,
is to line up the tangents* with the Three-Ring Circuses on the streams.
That’s all, motherfucker Che,
That’s All Öüï does.

*.) with this in mind, you might recall that Billy Preston was the first (MALE) musical act on Episode One of Lorde Lorne’s comedy hour and ½ show (punto y coma) what you might not know is that Lorde Lorne requires a token from all of his employees. Lorde Lorne reserves the right to name the first-born child of every perfomer on his show.

Page 4… why do you think that The Big Kase named her little unit, “MARS”, for the chocolate bars? Only if these bars serve COSMOPOLITANS, which are Lorde Lorne’s favorite cocktail next to the stupid Mimosa’s for breakfast. —_•!•_— But, as Evry body knows, the real reason is Cosmo Alley, which is a popular Gnome hangout.

And JonaTAN Lemire (without the “h”, as requested) you can take the rest of the year off of Way To Early, a young Alicia Menéndez has got a beat ((( going ))) behind that teleprompter screen.