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Return of The Mack – Juan Fco. de la Torre
D.a.r.e. it is… in Paris, France, sirens turn into remoras, and isn’t that the way things go at La Sorbonne, just say’n.
Oh mio caro bambino, ti ripeto Alberto Nájar che questo è il terzo atto di un atto di matricolazione a San Brdo. CA… né angelo 🪽 né bandito 🛵: Renegade🪶.
Soul 🇬🇧 to 🇫🇷 Soul
Keep on Truckin’ nigga.
Wop translation provided by DEEPL… the peep’ols twister.
De cualquier manera Madame Hidalgo, as the first Made-in-France refugee, Happy Libération meal, and say Jell-O®️ to Valérie Pécresse.
Intermission … 🎶 i don’t want Volks thinking that Eye steals
On Deadline from Paris : People = Shit
It’s Book tours and Bullshit.
More is less or Litros de a’Litro, look it up at PEMEX, the most corrupt auctioneer on earth… of non-existent REMITTANCES for huachicol.
https ://fr. wikipedia .org /wiki /Huachicol

People are people, and people are shit. See you when you die, for heaven’s sake, put a torch on that blowback.
✍🏽 Leave WES ANDERSON alone, Ari Melber… It’s my love letter from the McDo next to the first movie theater in the Wide World of Sports, —in Paris, knot Texas.
Echos of the Man With The White Stetson Hat… Eye heard It! Was Ewe. Talking about a “terrorist’s code”. Je dit Oui, monsieur. Öüï.
Katia ROUX of AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL is shocked, Alicia Leos, shocked³!!!
Indio
³~. That there’s gambling going on in the HOUSE.
Disclose said that French authorities under the presidencies of President François Hollande and President Emmanuel Macron were “constantly informed” of the developments by staff at “several military departments”, but that their concerns were ignored.
French reporter arrested over leaked secrets
Published4 hours ago
And, Ayman Moelhaldi³ it’s another Édition of the Captain Louis Renault Award.
³~. Sorry if I dismembered your last name
And here’s another thing that is conspicuously curious at el bendito Boulevard de Saint-Germain-des-Prés, Alicia Leo’s, not that someone who told Ana Anabitarte that she, meaning you was a journalist in the great state of Chihuahua, México, would care 💅…
That place that used to benefit from the Gutenberg Press(e) mile marker in Paris, France (knot the one Texas) is about to turn its internal bowels into a “networking” store, and Alicia Leos, not that you would care 💅, but that corner del Boulevard de las putas viejas de Gabo used to be called The SciencesPo School of Journalism, and here’s the kicker Mike Barnicle, —you son of a bitch! That used to be The New York Times Ivory Tower for their Paris correspondents. Haw’Bout that, COLUMBIA University, how about that! You coq sucking Sons of Bitches.
April tú, Marathon They in Paris (not that one Serdán) in Réel Docs

Dearie Blossoms, Batman! I know what youse probably thinking, y’all think that I am making all of this these junctions up, but I am not.
For starters, it is a crime in France to make a false alarm on the Paris metro intercom system, almost as bad as pulling the emergency break handle for personal reasons or even for reasonable persons. The punishment is death by Guillotine™, in other words, licenciado Prieto, i would not dare stage a distress call over the net; private or otherwise. If anything, the record log of Metro stop Châtelet on the L1 at 09:15 in Central Europe Time will show that the fire department didn’t take more than 20 minutes to arrive, but then one must factor the fact, that above the collapsed fellow a marathon was passing by. The good Samaritan that made the distress call had a lot to do with the care of a homeless man… across the pond, in Guadalajara, Mexico, allá no ha pasado nada. It’s Guadalajara, —what’d you expect, a happy ending? Please refer to the Affaire de Cassez con Israel.
https ://mobile .twitter .com /SegoArma /status /1642778338694426624 ?s=20
I am telling you Susana Puveda, it’s like I was telling Mr. Prieto yesterday outside of Cinéma Hall 1 at the Georges Pompidou Center, ISSY Susana the same Carlos Prieto who just curated a few weeks ago in Mexicali, Bani Khoshnoudi’s, “El Chinero : A Phantom Hill”, anyhow, who would have thought that Mr. Prieto was into la Sonora electrónica, talk about striking the right scale on that range, considering that as predicted last week in the month of March, “Eye don’t think that Mr. Prieto selected the Daft Punk’s introduction for the promo clip” of Ms. Khoshnoudi’s take of the Xicali Chinese Tourism Board in the San Felipe Valley³, just below it’s its Imperial counterpart in Calexico.
³~. La Gaceta, UABC.
For the record, Katie Phangs… Imagine my amusement when lo and behold, which is Aramaic for ‘et voilà’, Mr. Prieto pops out of my left field as I prepared yesterday afternoon’s ‘por menores’ before entering the movie theater to witness what all the fuzz about Chinese people in Aztlán was.
To put it in perspective, for all of the Reverend Al Sharpton’s fans at the peacock coop, Katie Phangs, it’s as your heroine, Min Jin Lee (in just a few frames below) says:
when was the last time that we had a Chinero on primetime special honoring and discussing the interests of Asian American women in América?

Previoulsy on Red Privada : ¿Quién Chingados Mató a Manuel Buendía? , Juanito Guanavacoa was picked-up to play the role of Mexican president nephew (Jean Raphaël Moro Ávila) and following una calentada was hired by the Gendarmerie de la préfecture de Paris in order to train the new MOTORcycle force in France. Notable among Juanito Guanavacoa learned SKILLS while working for the Mexican Federales is the doctrine of how to BEAT the LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of syndicalistas de EYE-Mí-MINE.
Réel Docs is a collection of Venn Diagrams™, tetrical triangulations, transactional tangents, rapid radiuses and of course the square roots of a bunch of Tetris™ cubes at the world famous “Late Pablo Fanque’s Circus Royal” at Cinéma One of Georgie’s Beaubourg.
Reseña de, Yesterday:
Siempre en Domingo, 2 avril 2023
Un juge californien ordonne la réouverture de l’affaire du meurtre de ‘Kiki’ Camarena
“la historia de Buendía tiene tantos elementos tan peculiares que, si la escribes en ficción, no te la crees”.
Manuel Alcalá
Private Network: Who Killed Manuel Buendía?
Ahora bien, SoFy Velasco, dile al niño ese del abaco que deje ya de joder con las bolitas. Mira SoFy, aquí adentro de mi Sac-a-Dos saco yo lo que en un árbol d’esos comunes y corrientes como tú ya sabes quién… fue una ramita que jugaba con soldaditos de jugete, más tarde, ese misma ramita inspiró a un tal Bizet a bautizar a esa ramita con el nombre de CARMEN.
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Enfin, Licenciado Carlos Prieto Acevedo, no es que yo, Armando Serrano-Prieto, me ponga en la misma esfera del señor Alcalá, ni mucho menos, el señor Alcalá es periodista de abolengo, whereas me (or EYE if you are Katie Phang) let’s just say that journalism landed on I, in the same way that COLBERT’s « code noir » landed on that Plymouth Rock, y por eso… Yo’s-toy más PRIETO que toi, but that’s only because Eye is char-broiled like a Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua “Santo” fan.

—Más Prieto que Pablo Fanque, Ms. Khoshnoudi, nomás su colega CARLOS P. de Cebada… or was it Acevedo? Ya se me olvidó… anyhow³:
““Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!” provided a tantalising glimpse of the kind of sonic experimentation that could be done in a recording studio, if only we could get there.”
³~. Más Prieto que Pablo Fanque, más noble que El Puto de D’Artagnan (VF): https ://www .sheffieldtribune .co .uk /p /the-life-of-pablo-fanque
In theaters now: The Basterd’ of Nazareth… “that nigga owes me Five Bucks! ».
Previously on, “y dice ansina, Natalia”
But first, the KNEWS
{and}
SoFy Velasco, all journalists, the good ones any how, are MOSCAS … ON THE WALL, baby!
Y como dijo Monterosso:
Más bolsera (ratera) nomas, Talía OLVERA, ya que Ella, a diferencia de los que se van a los E.E.U.U. se roba le prosélytisme de las manifestaciones soliDiArias de Paname, it’s TROU 🕳️ 🪰, TRUST ME, like I told Raphaël Morán’s boss at rfi⅓, “Unlike Juanito Guanabacoa (policía judicial) I am a fly on the wall, y siendo oriundo de Califas, Off-The-Wall, Aussie.

Concha, corcel, y carro… The Birth of Lafourcade… Trou 🕳️ South. Only at the Instituto del Sonido Chilango (InSoChi).
Inspired by El Hijo del Topo, —en París— the new album cover of Sony Music’s exclusive cantora, la fulgurante Lafourcade, is now available at la EfNac, and our intrepid copy editor, Fenster the friendly Narco Quintero, got an exclusive snoop from the source, Mr. Sony Music Foundation himself, el gran Camilo Lara.
Over at the RFPP scene, el colectivo colombiano Mariposas Amarillas andaba de gira Hartistica en la bendita Maison de l’Amérique La∴Tina. When all of a sudden…

Can you show Mí how to get to Destierro Street? O como dicen en la RAE: ostracismo
1. Gral. Apartamiento de cualquier responsabilidad o función política o social.
«El motivo, muy breve en su desarrollo, puede sintetizarse en su conclusión final de que “la Corporación Municipal con su actuar arbitrario y ajeno a todo procedimiento legal, no está decretando la disolución de una asociación, la está privando de los medios materiales para desarrollar su actividad y, por ende, la está condenando al ostracismo, conculcando de este modo dicho derecho fundamental”» (STS, 3.ª, 18-XII-1997, rec. 874/1995).
Los astros se ahlinearon at the Gift Shop of Amnesty International… “It’s TROU!” 🕳️ just like on yesterday’s show with don Osler y Fredo, it turns out that AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL functions just like las fundaciones colombianas en EL PARLAMENTO EUROPEO, c’est a dire: YOU HAVE TO HAVE A MEMBERSHIP CARD to get a refugee card.
En la Serie del Caribe, a eso le llamán ‘PLAYBOL, motherfucker!’

After the break, It’s Word of the They 🇪🇸: bibliópola, as in… The guest for the December 4th of 2022 edition of the Juanito Guanabacoa Show was a bibliópola from Amnesty International at Buttes–Chaumont.
Which, knot to polish 💅🏻 our own nails, but one of the first things that, I, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto, have been saying since we first met Georgina Moreno y sus personajes pintorescos de la Intelligentsia parisina, in France and in la LOUISIANA, one’s own story must be Written by the French bourgeois… o Algo así.
Spoiler Alert, Öüï now UNDERSTAND why AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL treated Mí, like a vil colectivo colombiano en el Parlamento Europeo. Naturalmente, lo bueno d’este blog es de que Juanito Guanabacoa (alias “PEDRO“) no lo lee, because if he did, indeed read this blog, the first thing that Juanito Guanavacoa would do, would be to peg my experience on the “NOT SEE Klan” de Méde∴cines Sans Frontiers… and then call PEDRO to finish the job.
WORD OF THE THEY 3 de marzo, 2016…
French bashin’ en 3ª di’mención
https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/19 /quicksand-jesus-y-la-mano-de-diego/
¡Viejas Feas! The Whole Lot of You, en dónde estén junto con SoFy Velasco, por cierto SoFy, ¿a qué horas sales al PAN?
Entre esos tipos y yo hay algo de Serrat
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🎶 Come up, sir.Cheer up.Hang the skin on the sidewalk.Geton the wooden dapple.Forgetwhat it was and how.Jump intothe magic of moving on from it all.Get, — on El Carrusel del Furo,hop onTwo tickets for a duro 🇪🇸.
Live from, El Cabaret del Furo, it’s the “after antro” from the Serrat recital at the Albóndigas de Granaditas.
Our first act brings the story
Algo Personal
Song by Joan Manuel Serrat
And, señora de Scarborough, you get a Flauta if you guess the name of Camarena’s widow… in LaLa Land her last name was Peña and she drowned Kiki’s murder in a bottle 🍾.
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Context follows, but if the “leader of the free world” can so-matter-of-factly piss Samuel Adams on journalism, what is happening on ABC?
— “The Wild World of Sports” sponsored by Budweiser™️, said Slim Pickens 🤠.
Jackie Ale Many reports:
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Page 50, “Comment devient–on « diplo » chez les autres?
Interpretation before the RACE
incurs a professional fee.

But first, a message to Marinelarena Gallego à La Compagnie de LIMA: Hola, señor representante, I trust that you can cuss en Castellano and not just in the FRANCO language of the maricones en Santa Cruz, La Paz and of course, what used to be 2nd District…. anyhow mister Rep., this CUTLINE is not big enough to relay an appropriate ping-back to your, “stop being the little ATM Machine” for yada yada yada and, doing the political beat por LA LIBRE, so I am going to request of you to jump to the next screen frame capture to respond in Trou Prog. fashion.
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /speciales-fip /la-chaleur-de-cuba-avec-eliades-ochoa-legende-vivante-du-son– 970521
Affaires étrangères
LE DOSSIER
Previously on the Phat Basterd with a funny Jazz hour hat show… Ricardo Montalbán was putting on the skin of Jean-François Kahn (Légion de Honfleur) for the 25th anniversary interview of the other ‘regards’ on Le Point.
No more than anyone else, no more perhaps than Marine Le Pen herself, I had not seen the National Rally coming, its success reveals the unthinking of the Republic in regal ways (immigration, insecurity). It’s necessary to give the daughter of Jean-Marie Le Pen this justice that she did not vary throughout the electoral sequence that we (sic) have just lived…
Jacques Julliard
page 4, Marianne N° 1319
CMI Publishing
23-29 juin, 2022
_contra todo pronóstico, contra Zemmour, contra el propio Macron, ha perseguido (Le Pen) sin descanso la operación de “desprestigiar” que se había propuesto llevar a cabo.
ibid.
Énfasis Añadido para manterner el lenguaje local de los movimientos profesionales de mexicanos en les Alliances françaises.
page 49, N° 1319
Anyhow, mister JULLIARD, my little un-documented and un-paid self, could have told you that! If you* just weren’t such a fucking SNOB like REPRESENTATIVE GA–LLE–GO dans le 7e.
*~. When i refer to “you”, i am not talking about “you“, but the Ideas that “you“, and your fans say that y’all espouse, like say the GOOD Pueblo Bueno en Francia, o sea, los amigos de Mélenchon en la Casa de latino America en Saint-Germain-des-Près.
Por eso bien dice el profesor Alain Rouquie en el IHEAL y SciencesPo: EL PRI SI SABE como mandar a gobernar en FRANCE.
After the HUELGA —✊🏼, Jane de La Villette tells a Social Club Boy, que ya deje de JODER con “La Cachucha”… AHZuk—Ahhhh!
Dear, Beto O’Rourke… Ay-tú! Reserve{s} the Right for a Pardon.
You, Sir, of all Chucos Postizos knows that … hold for ✊🏼, vato.
Frenchie: A hamburger with a donut for a bun? There really is no God here… (What’s next, ketchup on a sucker?)
— And, Willie Geist… Beto is what Emmanuel is to Congressman Scarborough, so be it. Ted is Le Pen… by the way is that French Blue you’re wearing? It’s fashion week in PARIS, so your shoes better be in tone.

Ohhh, Donna… please relay to Beto that if he is going to go with sneakers to not make the mistake of that Ross guy on the msnbc’s, you have to wear SOXs with BASKETS, otherwhise your feet are going to get TOE jams and they will smell like cheese.
Mayra, in case the good people in PARIS missed the flip.
https ://www .texastribune .org /2022/06/14 /texas-special-election-tx-34-mayra-flores-dan-sanchez/
that’s only TEN (guey) Theys away, ese…
José Díaz Balart, would say 21³ more than THE UVALDE “incident”.
³~. Enter AS promised
{Yesterday}
Jack Jordan²: I just ran over a man and two little girls… so that would total 63 g or .74 oz.
²~. According to El Chapo’s capturer and his then main-Squeeze
Kate del Castillo, “we all lose 21¹ grams… at the exact moment of our death”.
{knot}
¹~. 19 children + 2 adults = 21 (man)
{not}
¹~. Salvador the gunman (one little girl)
{and}
¹~.The broken-hearted UNDERPAID teacher’s husband who perished Theys later (one little girl)
… And Donna Perino, Cheech is ready for you, Chong is out of the room, and have i got some CHEESE for you—You bring the “Jesus Juice”.
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