Tag Archives: My Niggas in Paris

La Décoration de Caro³ en Nanterre

“El Perico” es pa’los COCOS…

³~. By “Caro”, Carolina Munoz, Öüï means Caro Quintero ; knot Ewe Caro.

Friends first of all 🦍

https ://elpais .com / 🗣️ /2026-01-25 /la-obscenidad-de-davos

La cannabis is for friends, but whatever you do, do get off of that trip on FZ-10 if you remember the time when an 8.1 degrees earthquake re-decorated Mexico City (in 1985, Distrito Federal) or, nitrous oxide if you were entering the first grade in elementary school when “inch’Allah” was a thing with ‘la juventud’ de François Hollande en 2012.

https ://www .france24 .com /fr /20120411 –my–niggas–in–paris –francois-hollande-banlieue-clip -rap-hip-hop-campagne-president –france–election–rolex

So yes, Carolina Munoz, that there was 40 years of the war on drugs and, “same as it ever was” with the Talking Heads, “el pericazo” is back on top, just like in the 1980’s when a guy named PABLO was running for president of Colombia. And that is not Mí making “IT!” up ma’am, that is your very own OFDT (French Monitoring Center for Drugs and Drug Addiction) flooding the data with “the estimated [metric ton] quantities of the main illicit drugs consumed in mainland France between 2010 and 2023″.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /france /article /2025/12/08 /cocaine-overtakes-cannabis-as-france-s-most-sold-drug 

🎶 Gideon checked out, and he left it³, no doubt.

³~. The Bible, in order to help in good Rocky’s revival… Issy-Évryone-Knew her as Nancy.

Which is why President Trump is working hard in stopping all of the cocaine  runners in the Caribbean ‘one narco lancha’ at a time, and with spectacular visuals Öüï might add, except one where the United States break all of the so-called “Rules of Engagement” and viciously slaughtered shipwrecked survivors in the name of the “Just Say No” campaign of Mr. T.

Un survivant a signalé que deux personnes avaient été tuées lors d’une attaque de bateau américain dans le Pacifique Est.

The latest bombing brings the total death toll from US boat strikes to 125 since September, raising human rights concerns :

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2026/1/23 /one-survivor-reported-two-killed-in-us-boat-strike-in-the-eastern-pacific

Ladies in Gemini please stand for the National Anthem… BLACKED by Luther Vandross

Where all my Jeffersons’ niggas… over

PORN — deer 🍆 Cher — it’s what’s for dinner.

Malcolm X is drinking a beer at a bar, in walks Luther and that motherfucker, —Martin, hilarity ensues when the bloody Mary pressure drops and in walks UNIVERSAL DONOR type-O negative to pump some batucada disfrazada de Bidonville… Peter Steele guest stars as the monaguillo Andrés del Padre Antonio en Panamá.

Anyhow César, it is true that all vias lead to The Seven Hills, so don’t think that your thread 🧵 is expended, far from it, heck Munich is Just a Shot 🥃 away.

🏸 👙 🏸

Seriously 🐕, where all my niggas in Paris at?

Sure Jacques, but does that include RSA and the Toussaint bonus?

“I’m a space invader… and Willie Geist will be a rock and roll bitch for Ewe ».

Norman Die-die-die Red-ruM-ruM-ruM... don’t udder a single Muuuu.

 

Still to Come
Musical Guest:
SEPULTURA + OBITUARIY + JESUS PIECE

And, Representative Gatel, Maud… one-each, at the bendita Assemblée Nationale de París, isn’t it the same old beaten horse, it’s always the François Hollande niggers (or the Arabs) in Marseille, it’s always the ghetto, —IT’S NEVER!!! And little ol’ i literally mean NEVER! Never the posh French Nantucket equivalent in la Loire-Atlantique.

Personally, Madame Representative, as someone who actually met Pedro Páramo en Coma-La, i can tell all of Ewe that some among your precious little club (La France) are no different than “Los Hijos de Televisa” en la Maison de l’Amérique latina.

… any hoot, Representative Gatel, the good thing about pusher apprenticeship programs in Marseille is that Scarface became a hit in France.

And now, the rest of Carlito’s story… Doris was pissed. Doris fumed. Doris had gotten that particular leather 🧥 jacket as a gift, and you are not going to guess who gifted that particular Leather jacket to Doris on one of her Mexico outings when she was sowing her Oats in the Hall.

The year was 1982 and no body in Évry thought at the time that a French rapper in Marseille 2024 would be echoing Big Daddy Kane’s epic tribute to ODB’s “Calling Mr. Welfare³” in honor of Tony Montana and other assorted thugs 🦷. At the club, a GOVERNMENT RUN (prostíbulo paraestatal) Whorehouse from the JoLoPo days, Doris hooked up with The Lithuanian Leather Tanning criminal syndicate run by the husband of a Bulgarian CELL BIOLOGIST with multiple TAX HAVENS in PANAMA, via the Rosbif Virgin Islands.

³~. Revenu de Solidarité Active, pronounced  “RiSA” for its initials en Español.

Morray, j’suis grillé ou quoi?
Dès que j’parle à une meuf
Ceci, cela
Tu fais ci, t’as plein d’meufs
On t’a vu là
J’connais elle, wesh?

Booba not to be confused with Booboo because that’s another concept of an IDEA.

Entonces, Doris went to Mexico, LEÓN- Guanajuato, to be preciso because as Juan Preciado used to say in Colima:

it’s too fucking White around here, vamonos pa’Penjamo, y luego a comprar calzado (a León) que al cabo allí eso no vale nada.

o algo así.

De cualquier manera, meet U.S. here on the same blog and at the Same time for chapter Tú of “Carlito’s Story”.

Right now iTs Jesus Christ Superstar (or the Church of Man Love) as Willem Dafoe in “The Last Temptation of Juan Preciado y la negra Soledad”.

 

goooooo, Dodgers!

Ladies in Gemini : The Kamikaze Drones from Hell’s Kitchen

After the break, it’s Sex in The Kitchen followed by my niggaz in Paris, and Katty Kay, Eye swears that Öüï is knot making any of these headlines above the fold³, up ⏫🔼⬆️📈🎤 drop the mic on piano…

I-95… It’s The Eco°nou—Mí! Stupid.

🎶 No-body move, no-Body gets hurt.

And, Claire McCaskill, way before I painted you like don Leo’s French whores, I wanted to introduce Spanglish to the good people of La Sorbonne (en América latina), long story short, one has to be a French nigger to do that, and shift the concept to Puy du Fou and call, IT!, « Franglish at the mall ».

All the fits that’s news.

 

Still to come, The Producers of Évry body must get stoned return with an askEwe look at The Marshall Plan and Operation Wetback with:

Évry body must get fucked, brazo à brazo y golpe a golpe.

Don Leo Orellana no nos puede dejar mentir, la Idea d’este blog nace después de mover tierra y cielo para organizar un periódico que trata sobre temas del infierno que es mi México lindo y querido. Trou fact, —bitches, enjoy your Woman’s His°tory month. En marcha pues.

 

You’re a beautiful, beautiful fucked-up man…

Building A Mystery

Sarah McLachlan

In Hilo, Hawaii, Super Tuesday remains in effect but in Paris, France, there is not one fucking Cross in sight.

Enter, los vendeanos de La Vendée on aisle six of the MonoFranPrix frozen section of 20minutes dot fr.

Knot the Ognion, the joke’s on Joe.

And over at the Morning Mika Hump THEY Show, somebody left the barn door open and a Clinton-era angry goat strolled onto the set. For the record, fuck Thé Few, the proud, The Marines : thanks for going ARMY.

Tú, January 2024 … “for a homeless guy, this nigga had incredible seats!”

 Got Schlitz, nigga?

Nope… but Eye has got a lot of roaches and Schiltz, and Ewe knows what Dear Prudence says: if youse out of Schiltz, youse Schlitz out of the creek, and out of Jazz on Poiter-Kaltenbach.

 

Good morning, Civil War and the planet’s vengeance on the developed world FOLLOWS, starting with The Land of The Rising Waves, Japan 🌅 🗾 🌊 of course, for the land of the free and the home of the great (Dee U.S. in A.) the only events that matter is the bottom line of the war and DEE PETROL industrial complex, like IS🫥RAEL.

If I Was A Nigga, by Paul Harvey:

So, that explains it… with a name like that, no wonder you can DREAM, —nigga. Fuck’n Hollande’s kids at The Lincoln in D.C.

 

Screen-target courtesy of the Israeli Defense Forces battle plan target selection on Tic 🇮🇱 Snap 🫰🏽 Toc.

🎥 🏄🏽 🎬

But first, Bloomberg News Red Sea Film Festival follows with the first feature in the competition “Subliminal Hinges”, starting Admiral James Stradivarius and Saint-Ignatius de los WaPos.

Synopsis:

Retired U.S. Navy, James Stradivarius, installs a door knob with the handle pointing 👇🏽, hilarity ensues when the Houthi Rebels post a TikTok post asking the good Admiral, “hey, motherfucker, how’s it hang’n’?”

Any, how… Denis Soula, little ol’Eye wishes your sorry ass and the Sirens a happy knew jeer 🤠 you son of a bitch!

It!, motherfucker, ain’t over until Marjolaine says so. She’s tonight Phat lady… 🪈 now blow Mí.

And then Susana Pubeda burnt Beyoncé’s house… Susana didn’t mean to, Denis Soula groomed Pubeda. And the rest was Oh, oh, oh 🎶 😼

I want my 🎤 Eye want my 🎶 R.S.A. — And, Mehdi Hasan³ >

BRANDING Donnie Deutsch with a livestock iron.

What if it were your fucking Paris champignons?… and Cathy Corazón de Yellow… fuck you and your Güander 🧱 🤠.

MaíZ 

Note to editors:

It’s like a quesadilla sin champignon.
Lo anterior, interpretado por cierto desde un Borderplex⁸ a partir de Oasis, es un recorte adaptado en directo y con un periodo de tiempo de demora de 36 horas efectivas desde alguna calle de París; now normally, the staff of this most non-consequential blog stays within the freaqs’ of any-given arrondissement of France Musique, however, following the growing trend of layoffs in the past couple of years (four or five) Öüï has wondered over to other public broadcasters to cover what used to be (in the days of Jack Patrick Dorsey³) a self-indulgent “sacrosanct” daily dose of American music, now it’s just another tape of sessions from the past.

⁸~. CD. JUÁREZ–EL PASO
³~. Current sponsor of the politics of Robert F. Kennedy Junior in France³

³~.  https:// www .vanityfair .com /news /2023/06 /robert-f-kennedy-jr-his-anti-vax-conspiracies-found-home-twitter

📻 killed the 📺 star ✨ with D.J. AMLO y los hijos de la chingada… SOBRE LAS OLAS.

And Zeppelin Goes Here

Sr. Julio Guereje… por favor no culpe Al mensajero por echar a perder l’Electrik Q… helecho 🪴 que usted a muy duras penas le llegue El flash informativo no implica la colaboración de Grabiel 🎺.

11 de la mañana en Samalayuca-sous-Dunas, not donas.

³~. Who, Mehdi, who in the world “warms” popcorn up?

https ://www .forbe$ .com .mx /the-us-plans-to-intensify-the-complaint-that-mexico-violates-the-tmec-by-banning-transgenic-corn

Answer:
— Bums, Mehdi, bums. And here is why  Medhi Hassan:

🌽 Because that is how Öüï get it up. Heck, Medhi Hasan, you don’t have to quote Donnie Deutsch, you may ask Hurracaine Hilary on the Pacific, pobre BARTOLA what with only esos “dos pesos” que Pepe “el toro” Infante le dejo, ~ and that, Medhi Hasan, is probably why BARTOLA followed la letra d’esa canción to the tee, and then BARTOLA pro°ceded to changed her populist “vision” for a real conservative coat.

Ask, Víctor Manuel Quintana Silverado, he knows, how to 🙊 Gorillaz’ in Paris… por no decir —niggas!

https ://cnnespanol .cnn .com /2023/08/17 /hilary-huracan-mexico-eeuu-lluvias-trax/ 

Mira Bartola… hay que ser francés para poder navegar en clase première canot de sauvetage, o como dice Jorge Sal°daña: un voyage Fluctuate nec mergitur, à la mode de Molino.

 

Note to Jon SALE in the role of Cantinflas²:

La BARTOLA est une valse “chilango” composée par Chava Flores.

https ://www .cancioneros .com /letras /cancion /956689 /la-bartola-chava-flores

Cette valse “capitalino” fait partie des classiques, au point qu’elle est souvent confondue avec une valse viennoise, et a été faussement attribuée à Johann Strauss Junior.

²~. Johnny Depp ignored the role so, there was only one thing that The Producers could do, The Producers  got a dumb plumber’s buster.

…

Innovative thinkers : Solution Providers, Watergate busters, dedicated pharmers.

CATCH! : Il cannolicchio del mercoledì

For the record, Julie Gayet:

French Propaganda 🍾🍹🧱💩🛫🧏

Please inform the other half of your missionary pose, and I can only assume that the lucky monk for that excercise is that nigga Hollande, that in the next segment, I am going to smack a couple of Nazi Socialist Swastikas on the façade of your Sacré Préfecture de Cité, but that is only to RE-CREATE the décor of those 🧱 walls during the Night of Ayotzinapa (Ayotzinapa para espontáneos) and the morning when agent Bruno (Stéphanie Menou’s supervisor) yanked that little pink faggety Card-de-sejour from my hands. Check the date and the décor outside of the préfecture on that September month. The fact that Talía Olvera was waiting outside of the peasants entrance to that 👮🏻‍♀️ building says a lot, a whole lot about your “communication mill” with the Mexican collaborators of THE CORRUPTION that gave mister JR. the opportunity to crack open a champagne bottle to celebrate his Very French Status 💩 around La Rumorosa and it’s breweries 🍻.

Programming note 🎶
El próximo 🇪🇦 Franco le corresponde a :
Il Duce 🇮🇹… Vo-LA_re Oh—oh.

Champagne in TKT (pronounced, TeCaTe) SOUTENU par Le Gouvernement de JR 🇨🇵, period! And, JAVIER SICILIA, señor poeta, comuníquese a sus allegados de París (Manuel ULLOA 🇲🇽 y sus conectes del Instituto Cervantes 🇪🇦) that not a god-damned thing changed at the U.S. / México border, except for the CV’s of the poets 🧏 who popped open a 🍾 of champagne at Le Gouvernement’s vernissage of Poets’ Fest 2023 à Champs-Elysées, where all i’s are on Ewe, motherfucker 👀.

Check the receipt 🧾

Boletín repetitivo: OSLER AMARO y Abel Salazar de La Cruz andan de vacaciones y por ENÉsima ocasión vuelven a tocar el libro de Perucho Punk en RFPP 106.3. And that, is why I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto) changed the Freq’s to Crazy Horse.

Where were Ewe while my guitar gently weeped.

🎶 RATAS, ad infinitum, Hey, Hey, My Mai!

And, just for the record, if Clive Barker is “the spiritual son of Stephen King, then Eye is the ⌨️  ghost-writer 📗 of Richard Bachmann.

Over at La Casa Azul, the Trotsky just had a shot of tequila, and Ronald Reagan brought the limes. Across The Atlantic, at the Lumière Instituti of Actes Sud, (Nº745*) Dick Lester turns the Beatles into The Three Musketeers and RAF Group Captain, Lionel Mandrake, just don’t care.

⛏️ Tus ojos siberianos★ lindos ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️

 

*~. Oh, oh oh Ozempic™… positif,
“Dossier”, pp. 88 – 111, mars 2023:
HELP! The Jenny Craigslist Weightless Club ate all of the Food Stamps from the Diabetic Shelf and out of The Morning After Öüïmen panties… pantry.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /loire-atlantique-44 /deux-religieuses-quittent-nantes-a-cause-de-linsecurite-nous-ne-sommes-pas-des-franciscaines-du-bronx–

According to Abel Santa Sala de La Cruz, en la Frequence Vacances Plurielle Paris, la hermana Aghata was HO’id shredding the riff to The Beastie Boys hit, “No Sleep ‘Till Brooklyn”.

People who know, know what a grooved razor shell looks like, without even calling her name.

SCREAM

Maddafakkas!

 ES CREMA !

And nevermind, The Count, I’m the chef. If you have any questions, ask Le Fucking Figaro à la une. In the meantime, Katie Phangs just re-invented the Tie-Dye… Katie was inspired by her favorite excercise position, which of course is the Horizontal one… like Sister AGHATA (formally of Nantes) Katie Phangs is a missionary lover.

 

The thing about La France… It’s that Le Francisme⁶ is hiring

The thing about La Franche… Is that they are a bunch of nigger lovers… and that’s a good thing. Because the alternative, congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III, is a little nationalist mouvement called FRANCISME, and said mouvement shares a birthday with the biggest nigger in California, a CRACK PUSHER by the name of Ronald Wilson Reagan, our 🇺🇲 first actor-president 🎬, period!

Let Me Put You In The Forecast… Melissa saw her shadow on BFMTV, this means “Six more weeks of the -70’s Show », period!

And, Apolline de Hierbamala, that’s not me saying it, that was your next guest BATTLE CRY during the 2012 French Presidential campaign…

Does anybody remember
“My Niggas in Paris”
???

Who’s your Mamie now?

With that in mind, let Mí be the first to wish Tiffany Cross a Happy Birthday. Do not think that I missed my favorite Saturday afternoon show’s cancellation for calling out WHITE SUPREMACISTS on the state that congressman Joe Scarborough used to represent, —and still does…

And, Baby Blue 💙, if you are still in talking terms with Joy A. Reid, please let her know that MELISSA Harris-Perry told her so. And now you know.

Re🎂petition and you may eat it too.

and please don’t shoot this motherfucker.

 

 

 

Those Were The They’s, my friend — Dig, It! Dig, It! Dig It!

“En un viaje de arquetípicos arquitectos”, o algo así.

Indian Givers from Cité…
Just because your Elders wanted to cover their tracks doesn’t make me “un desmadroso”, —such as Juanito GUANABACOA o los Hijos de La Embajada Bolivariana de Venezuela en París y La Rue des Cascades, o como dice El Tabloide: Siempre en Dimanche te manchas.

 

Deer, mister DarMANin, the following is a Fiscal Year Rentrée reminder, that Your CADRE anterior created this Frankenstein, —doctor… So what’s up? Bitch? Dios Los Crea y SCIENCESPO los absuelve.

And, ministro DarMANin, if your interpreting monkees over at Matignon should require assistance in figuring out LA MORAL of the aforementioned maxim, please do not hesitate to contact your colleague, Dr. Alexandre Poiré (Ph.D.) at the Instituto Tecnológico de Monterrey campus Rue Guillaume, casi esquina con Le Basile (75006).

PLAY BALL

Starting with critical thinkers under the CCT.

But FO’IST, El Llanero Solitario… starring FALSE Friends and Carpetbaggers.

 

The Mexican Syndication Mob in Churubusco changed the Lone Ranger Theme from WILLIAM Tell-all to? Anyone? William Tell to, The WHO? Anyone?… Merle Haggard 🤠, Churubusco changed William Tell for Who? — Pancho and Lefty.

 

Pineapple Express is nothing but a … 🍍, anyone? Mr. Mann, 🍕… Pineapple Express is nothing but a? An Operation, of course, an operAtion 🧛. I am keeping the Count.

Denisa for Victory:
“Justamente en estos momentos en que la confusión reina terriblemente en la atmósfera, como extraños microbios venidos de otra galaxia, que mandan mensajes telepáticos haciendo ver realidades que no corresponden a las dimensiones adecuadas, el Profeta del nopal se presenta de una manera u otra aventando sus cotorreos desde el año 1984 y en sus híbridas visiones del rocanrol mexicano, me dijo un día de oníricos sueños y arquetípicos símbolos, que tenía que recetarles por las trompas de Eustaquio a todo el personal estos Mensajes del Profeta del nopal”.

 

…Em#: Huapango on
the Lira³

 

👉🏻 Put It, There! Nigga… 👈🏾 La Mano en La Mano re-interpreted by Lafayette… nobody’s KEEPING SCORE. Good Morning America, Picpus says H.Ola! 👋🏼 A DOR is off–course President Enrique Peña Nieto 🇲🇽, Soberano de ATLA(s)COMULCO en Toluca.

Like a rolling stone (3x)Like the FBIAnd the CIAAnd the BBCB.B. KingAnd Doris DayMatt Busby, dig it, dig itDig it, dig it, dig it

H.Ola.

Previously on ElDorado de SciencesPo…
at the Time, the year is 2012 if my Memorex ™️ serves Mí well, Mr. Macron was fresh out of the Rothschild’s Institute and Donald John Trump was staging reality shows with Gary Busey, and apparently Snatching Vaginas at mattress stores on Labor They Weekend.

Previously on: A La Verga las mamadas de Calderón.

That was “Can You Dig It” by Georgie “Norwegian Wood”And now we’d like to do
“Hark the Angels Come“

Stop the presses-ese! Mika got hooked on Bark At The Moon³ — Juneteenth follows (in two years)

Still to come, The Battle of The Econo Babes, get that blonde off the set!

Don’t Worry About Me (Ramones)
                              vS
Eye’ll Bee D.A.R.E For Ewe (Bon Jovi)

³~. It’s like hooked on phonics for white people who can’t understand Eubonics and/or Jive Talk.

Showtime at The Apollo, 3éme Arrondissement, 75000—CEDEX via Orly-sur-Rungis.

But first, Sam Stein is so 2016… and Ugly Mexicans still don’t give a Flying Circus because LOKI, Jon Meachum, LOKI is the only thing that matters at Buzzfeed. Eddie Gloude reconstructs “My Nigga’s in Paris” and Eye swear that Armando Segovia, that’s Mí, is knot making this shit up…

at the close of this segment, no word if North, Saint, Chicago or, Psalm WEST made the game… Goooooooo, Bostonnes!

https ://nypost .com /2022/06/12 /ozzy-osbourne-to-undergo-possibly-life-altering-surgery/

So Tired follows, and Willie Geist does not approve, and here is why:

https ://www .youtube .com/watch? v=2j3kF2EexDo 

Eclipse: Ozzy Osbourne «hurlera à la Lune»

Le rockeur a chante «Bark at the Moon» au moment précis de l’éclipse du 21 août (2017), lors d’un festival à Illinois aux Etats-Unis.

Deer, Dr. Kenji* on the Willie Geist Show, coincidentally, do you think that the Jay-Z and his baby daughter at the NBA Finals clip after the Eddie Gloude Junior ‘re-construction’ segment was like Providence in Rhode Island?… Let’s ask “shifty the impregnator”.

Because Willie Geist hates Bone Movies… if he is not the star of the tube, or maybe it’s because ‘that guy’ from the All In Show, a friend of ‘the’ Hamilton… the son-of-a-bitch dared to call the moon a dead Rock in the sky, —or something like that.

Lost Faith Emergency Caps:
https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/08/21 /ozzy-deserves-restitution/

After the break, it’s “Cousin Joe got ran over by a CRAZY TRAIN” and the War Pigs are about to take the power, it’s August of 2017, and the deplorables were just a figment of the FBI’s imagination.

HAMBURGERS IN PARADISE are 16€ without fries… and the Chef shrunk the beef, Patty, and the Republican MACE in South Carolina just Fry’d RICE at Trump Tower.