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Rain drops are fallin’ on my Robot

And Reverend Al… did you know that † Burt Bacharach wrote a song for Vícente Fernández, Indeed! Reverend Al, Indeed. Saldy, Chente died before the record could be pressed, trou story.

Viejas feas

I sure hope you and Martin Luther III don’t hold my Charts against Mí, you know I love your Mexican ass, but I am still not sure about that solidarity nepotist and his trip to Mexico this past September of 2022.

In Martin Luther’s defense, you, him and Jesse do have a stain with THE ANCIENT ALIEN theme at TAMA-Re ∴… but again, Öüi is not holding that against you or the other two, lesser reverends.

MARCHE DE LA FIDÉLITÉ – La Bastilla michoacana…
Calderón se souvient de sa Marche de la Loyauté : “la tradition était de la célébrer au château de Chapultepec”

 

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/2/9 /calderon-recuerda-su-marcha-de-la-lealtad-la-tradicion-era-celebrarla-en-el-castillo-de-chapultepec-301838 .html

I bring this up, not to annoy you Reverend Al, but to remind the Programming Overlords at msNBC that when you participate in a 4-hour show about nothing you get nothing, so IF that mormon son of a bitch, Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third is not going to say a peep about the man responsible for all of that Fentanyl and other assorted soft drugs like COCAINE crossing over to HUECO TANKS, from Samalayuca de Ahumada, then don’t complain about that on-going drug problematic in Biden’s house.

And for context, Reverend Al, I am about to complete a job application with for Vilma Fuentes’ paisana (from the Borderplex in Samalayuca/Tanks³) María Hinojosa and her Futuro Pelo enterprise… but to tell you the truth, I have no hope of even being considered for that coveted position in Harlem, because as we all know, those positions are gentrified by Ivy League or the New York Pinto League Alumni.

³~. Samalayuca Dunes in the State of Chihuahua and Hueco Tanks in Texas; for context, Futuro Media requires some references for the janitor job in Harlem and one of the sources that I chose was the former El Paso Bureau’s Associated Press correspondent, Alicia Caldwell, I met her on a golf cart inside of a Border Patrol Holding Tank Compound, on our way to an American Terrorist’s trial, his name is not relevant anymore, but let’s just say that he was not a fan of CAMILO CIENGUEGOS y los barbudos de Fidel… I never asked Alicia if she was a Baseball Fan, even though we both shared a floor at The El Paso Times newspaper of record… which like MSNBC, wanted nothing to do with SOUTH of THE BORDER issues, which where very, very, very Bloody at the Time, and Genaro García Luna was about to become the man in Charge of them federales marching into El PRONAF y la Avenida Lincoln en El Puente de Las Américas en Ciudad Juárez, —MERIDA PLAN. not the one Over the Panama Canal.

And besides, Reverend Al, if Futuro Media even dares to not read my footnotes and bibliographic real-time references she would not be invited again to Mika’s penthouse for dinner. That’s just the way FRENCH PEOPLE are, and as everybody in the whole-wide World knows, the minute that someone sets foot on The Fountain’s premises s\he\other immediatly turns into a fucking frog…

— 2 de febrero, 1905 – Ayn Rand, Russian-born American novelist and philosopher († 1982)… actually, Ayn Rand didn’t die, and no, Alain Greenspan, no! For the last time Ayn Rand did not die and went to heaven, although she qualified as a canine (that bitch), she is right there next to you. Ayn Rand took over the body Andrea Mitchell.

And I Quote, Cookie 🍪 Monster:

Amphibians! The entire charco, including them TadPoles! Amphibians Eye tell Ya’!

L’unité de renseignement financier (UIF) du ministère des Finances

Why, why do you think, Reverend Al, that Baby Blue got axed off of the floor? Because Tiffany refused to stop outing people out… too bad “my prayer” never got to her… right now Tiffany Cross is dubbing Crystal Waters “Da-ra-dee Da-ra-dah” in Philadelphia, PA..

Which reminds me, an important quality for a janitor job in journalism is to ask them stinky questions, the kind of questions that linger for a while in the back of someone’s head, por ejemplo PENILEY, maybe I am off the 375-Loop in Antony, New Mexico, but is “La Hinojosa” invited to ABU DABHI on that Mika over 50 show? Or was she given the working at a Sonic Burger drive-thru in Texas, in the role of a co-worker of PARIS HILTON at the end of a shift?

Sonic Burger context follows from Paris.

Full-disclosure, Rev. Al, I was contemplating finishing this process for Peniley and Hinojosa by February 1st, for no particular reason, really, but if you make an effort not to scroll down this blog, you will be forgiven for not noticing that I am Blacker than Ewe, just like that Île-de-France Authority fellow who caught me without that STEIN’s Burnt (champagne) Cork on my face… must have been the light on that damn Wabbit.

³~. Any how, Reverend Al, getting back to the SAMALAYUCA/TANKS international line, Alicia had just stepped out of the Plane and into the Heat of Montana Avenue and she wanted to know about the where to go and what to do in the region besides “Chico’s Tacos” or “las maquilas de cristal²“.

²~. Carlos Fuentes, “La Frontera de Cristal“:
https ://archive .org /stream /La Frontera De Cristal Carlos Fuentes /LaFronteraDeCristal _djvu .txt

The thing about La France… It’s that Le Francisme⁶ is hiring

The thing about La Franche… Is that they are a bunch of nigger lovers… and that’s a good thing. Because the alternative, congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III, is a little nationalist mouvement called FRANCISME, and said mouvement shares a birthday with the biggest nigger in California, a CRACK PUSHER by the name of Ronald Wilson Reagan, our 🇺🇲 first actor-president 🎬, period!

Let Me Put You In The Forecast… Melissa saw her shadow on BFMTV, this means “Six more weeks of the -70’s Show », period!

And, Apolline de Hierbamala, that’s not me saying it, that was your next guest BATTLE CRY during the 2012 French Presidential campaign…

Does anybody remember
“My Niggas in Paris”
???

Who’s your Mamie now?

With that in mind, let Mí be the first to wish Tiffany Cross a Happy Birthday. Do not think that I missed my favorite Saturday afternoon show’s cancellation for calling out WHITE SUPREMACISTS on the state that congressman Joe Scarborough used to represent, —and still does…

And, Baby Blue 💙, if you are still in talking terms with Joy A. Reid, please let her know that MELISSA Harris-Perry told her so. And now you know.

Re🎂petition and you may eat it too.

and please don’t shoot this motherfucker.

 

 

 

Intermezzo avec Les Sopranos… Au Pied de Cochon! Avi Velshi… Au Pied de Cochon§§§

And, Baby Blue… the good people of Southlake should take on the ‘cues’ from Southpark, having stated that… Token* guest stars as the student council president.

Truth and Consequences New Mexico… context follows

* Rep. Hakeem Jefferies (D-NY)

… AS fo’Mí, Avi Velshi has got the right idea and Eye is going to join Öüï at the Saint Estauche Soup Line, let’s PRAY for some breakfast tacos… even though it’s the 16:00 hour in CET, but now that ANGELA said “auf Wiedersehen” and it happens to be the Weekend… Öüï is KNOT on DEADLINE (like the Haitians in Ciudad Acuña, Coahuila) for now.

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In context, y’all heard of BITCHES BREW… it’s KNOT one of Those!
This here is what Rick James would call:

BITCHIN’ LUCK

And as luck would have it, Tiffany’s hair was saved by the so-called OBAMA CARE. And, FIP Sirens, full-disclosure and because you are (all) in on the JOKE (you motherfuckers)… ISSY—y’all know that I am not a doctor, yet!—but I did get royaly fucked by one.

Anyhow, my Saturday Deadline Girl dedicat-r-ed one of her two-hour segments to her struggle with a big ol’ tumor that was causing her to lose that beautiful hair on that latte-skin of her. The ailment is called “fibrosis” or something like that (Eye told you that Mí is not a Doc), yada-yada-yada she was doing the news for free —not getting paid that is— yada, yada, yada, broke and with no medical insurance in THEM United States of the Land of The Free, and then OBAMA CARE was signed into LAW, and Oh Happy Theys! The rest is HER history.

In context, Bitchin’ Luck gave way to The Birth of Cool, or whatever her baby was named after the Tumor on her VIENTRE was extirpated, and Tiff could then procreate.

In conclusion: Tiff was given UNA de DOS SOPAS, extract her reproductive organs (cheapest way in America to fix the pain and excessive menstruation) or remove ($$$) the tumor inside her (moonlighting as PASSENGER in her), which is when OBAMA CARE kicked in. 

Triple Trend This Twitter Tiff… Told you about them T-T’s (Twitter Threads) so don’t go EXTRApolating onthe freaky consequences of this most non-consequential life.

What a way to SEGUE from the Super Freak R. KELLY to R. James… at least your producers kept the theme on the letter R, which happens to be fip . fr radio favorite letter, not because of the universality of the 18th letter in the alphabet, but because fip . fr supports RAPE and MURDER… fip prefers the ROLLING STONES from THE BEATLES, but i am sure that Öüï Can Work, IT!, Out.

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After the break it’s another EdItOn of The Rachel Maddow Rock and Roll Circus. In this EpIsOde, Öüï time travels to the Year Nineteen Hundred and Eight (2008) to bring you the story of how Eye Met your Mother… and, REVEREND AL, If EWE is IN on The JOKE, then you’ll know why this, OF ALL of the posts on this here motherfucking WordPress© Blog is sponsored by VANIA.

“I’m Rick James—BITCH!!! ».

Deer, Tiffany Cross — have a baguette… they Ex_ceptional

Attention camp: tonight’s performance will be conducted by Victoria and the Foux du Fa Fa’s. The dynamic Aussies will be performing the French Classic, “Foux du fafa” followed by, That Baguette is Pain Perdu.

🥖🥖🥖 https ://www .euronews .com /2021/03/27 /france-submits-the-baguette-for-unesco-world-heritage-status

No se vayan… ¡deteniendo! But most important, Katty Kay, please relay to your dearly beloved Shakespeare and C° across Cervantes backyard that, 🗣 No Human Being is Illegal!

… [N]ow if i only had a little talent, the real kind that gives one the Grace to bamboozle donations from self-serving elitist, who as Mark Zuckerberg knows, is for their Mercedes benefits, i would “string” an entire sentence just for context sake, because a PICTURE CAN SAY A thousand WORDS, but where’s the beef, governor⁉️

Fair use of media:

Roots… and Katty Kay, this is what gets my scones all clotted up in the loo, a Brit can find each and every way to cheat John Bulldog just don’t call them fuckers “illegals”. A few months ago, some tv outlet featured a story about some “poor” business executives who could not afford to rent a hole-in-the wall in the London metropolitan area but lucky for them, a daily flight from BARAJAS to Heathrow and a studio in Madrid was cheaper than finding “suitable” living quarters in The U.K..

In Local news, the following 🏗 move is being orchestrated by Victoria (who else?) and the good people at GROUPrAMA à Saint Michel and of course, la bendita rue Serpente (75006).

Ahora con texto, y toda la cosa:

I really hope that los Amigos de Valencia don’t read this echo from the Latin Quarter in Paname bunnyman, because if they do—do, read this section of the blog, Spaniards from Portugal are going to think that the following entry is about them, pero no (punto y coma) this Echo is KNOT about them, it is however bunnyman, about Victoria, my muse of the Month. Victoria by the güey, llega de cualquier color y manera como a ella le pega su chingada gana, —Linsey Reiser. Today she’s orchestrating the Color Green like no other.

Any güey, bunnyman, el Grupo inmobilario Groupama (sin erre, ese) is remodeling the good part of the Sector known as “el barrio latino” de Paname, among their first MOVES, el Grupo inmobilario Groupama (sin erre, ese) obliterated the “Brick and Mortar” institution known as Gilberto amarillo no me pongo, Jaune es mi color, —ese.

Not to be outdone by The Suez Canal Authority, el Grupo Groupama (sin erre, —ese) decided to move an entire building in order to install one single G5 cell tower (punto y coma) bookshelves in the three buildings that used to HOUSE all kinds of knowledge protested, to no avail… the bookshelves were sent to the ScrapYard by the Junta at the art gallery next door… the “Esoteric” section said nothing and that is why that section remains standing… for now. La Junta Inmobiliaria will get them, Aussi, and there will be no History section to save their ass.

Luckly, for Cerf-panthére, el Grupo inmobilario Groupama (sin erre, ese) spared the ESOTERIC section, just so that our favorite fortune teller would not Cry Mí (a motherfucking) River, —you know.

This section is co-sponsored by, the Grupo GroupRama (now with “erres”, —ese)

Deer, Tiffany Cross… hoy no hubo noticias

Witt that in M.I.N.D., this is last week To They, again.

Michael Eric Dyson (Ph.D) stars as:
Dr. Benjamin Hawkeye Pierce

Listen up, Mr. Biden, President [One-Each]… never mind Tijuana, Öüï needs some Chinos de Mexicali on that Dang-on Administration of Kamala Harris, eh! .:. ############# 🥢🥡 Why from Xicali? Ask anybody from The Imperial Valley who is not a white supremacist there, Mexicali has the best Egg Rolls south of The Frisco Bay—Maaaan! That’s Why, Mr. President.

Attention, C.A.M.P., the following section must be read in a Corporal “Radar” O’Rilley’s voice (punto y coma) for those not in the know… let Mí, explain before you send in the doggs.

M.A.S.H. was a television show depicting a very particular view on the Korean War (punto y coma) part of the FICTIONAL characters include a black American Football player. The writer of that script—again—the writer of that STORY calls that black CHARACTER, “Spearchucker Jones”. So please spare me the indignation if you are not going to “string” the context.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Hooker_(author)

De re vote (punto y coma) that means a rebound 🛎 F113F106-0DAE-48F1-8B7C-0F896A379597 🌬 And because Eye is Live, and not re-hashed: Deer, Jason “Doc’ta” Johnson… youse a bit muffled on the Cross…get it? And Dr. Johnson, that ray of light on your nose, that’s Mí in the corner.

https ://www .rfi .fr /en /france /20210325 –french-trial-opens-over-anti-asian-covid-tweets-paris-racism

In local news, we post it, it, and Oh [with a capital, O] France responded in-step, coincidence? You-betcha! I’m just a stringer of known news with no talent whatsoever, just an itsy bitsy teenie knack to improvise the events of the next few Theys, that’s all. If i knew what the term “projection” meant, i would probably string a sentence or maybe, Cerf-panthère, maybe Tú.

Dear, Tiffany Cross, now that You have established that Dr. Michael Eric Dyson is not, Eye repeats, KNOT!— dropping Dangling Participles on the “Cross Connections”, have a SANGRIA SUNRISE on Mí… jump to Sunday, March 22nd 2021.

ECHOS FROM EL BARRIO LATINO