April 1st, 1807 — Joséphine

Well ❤️‍🩹, I’ll be damned … Mercy, mercy, mercy, — Mí.

VOstF. “That Slut! », verbatim.

 

I swear to Wellington, Katie Phangs… Ridley Scott Free’s, Napoléon, is the greatest movie ever made about Marie Josephine Rose Tasher de La PAGErie, alias “Josephine de Beauharnais”, according to the nécrologie of Stanley Kubrick on the obituary of El Mundo de Le Monde (pp. 30 – 31, Mar. 10, 1999).

The Golden Croissant Award

The Golden Croissant Award

Now, the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that Eye is not a movie critic, but Eye did visit Malmaison, Waterloo, and that big’Ol urn in front of the Unesco siege at Invalides.

En cautiverio.

Krispy Cream™ announces new huitlacoche filled doughnuts

One…

Cabrón

Page 181, Schiltz ibid.

L’imposant Félix traverse les Halles de nord en sud. Je traverse de sud en nord. La rencontre est inévitable. Guilleret, il s’en va rejoindre ses amis boulistes aux Tuileries. Il m’invite à venir jouer avec eux quand je veux. Il va bien, très bien, semble-t-il. Félix est peut-être la seule personne parmi celles que j’ai rencontrées vivant à la rue qui a eu, à plusieurs reprises, des possibilités d’en sortir avec un métier, des compétences et qui est toujours revenu à la rue. Félix ne supporte aucune contrainte, surtout pas la sensation d’être enfermé. Lorsqu’il décroche un travail en plein air, dans le Sud, près de chez sa fille, je pense que, cette fois-ci, je ne le reverrai plus. Erreur de jugement, il ne supporte pas, il lâche tout. La pétanque provençale a été impuissante à le retenir. Aujourd’hui,
il est pressé, je n’en saurai pas plus. Un jour, j’irai faire un tour aux Tuileries. Je sais où trouver les boulistes.

I’ve read this story before, watched the movie and even warmed the popcorn à la mode de Medhi Hasan.

14h35 in CET —NEWS FLASH:
The Instituto Mexicano de la Radio signal is down… sources close to a surfing abuelita relay that on the occassion of La Semana Internacional de El Agua, la CDMX is under WaWa.
En Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, gracias a radio stations usa . Miguel Mateos está tocando a un chico de la calle con sus pinches amores lejanos y unos chaparros inmaduros.

Also, Hurricaine Hilary is now a CAT IV
heading over to CABO WABO, where Mika Brzezinski
is drinking mimosas with the fake Joe Scarborough from the SNL… now we know, Donnie Deutsch, how Moffet get’s it up, eh!

 

 

Two…

🎼 Sobre Las Olas, mouvement tú, Macho Man intro. Rest. Followed with Green Corn with NOFX 🌽💅

No such number: 111, period.
The history of ideas has a graveyard 🪦 … Flaubert enterró la idea de que HOMERO no existió. « Homère: N’a jaMAÏS existé ».”

 

Ladies in Gemini, the following must be read in the voice of Johathan Quayle Higgins III.

Howard Johnson [chairman of Rockridge’s welcoming committee] :
They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Gustave Flaubert has devised a new latte for liberals that will obliterate kombucha once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, “drinking coffee without sugar is « trés chic »³
Olson Johnson: Never mind that shit! Here comes Homer³!

³~. Theiss,William. “The Abbé d’Aubignac’s Homer and the culture of the Streets in Seventeenth-Century Paris“.
The Journal of the History of Ideas, Volume 84, Number 1 (January 2023)

Where’s is the huitlacoche, mister? This looks just like that Trans Korn shit! Take that to the Lido, Meatloaf is on the bill there.

 

Three…

Gonna take a nap now, wake Mí up before you go, Ho.

Previously on RAYUELA:
… of-Course it’s all Bullshit, Mr. President, wanna know how I know, because “La Mala” told Mí, so—check it out mister Robinette³, La Wallace is not going to believe this but that is what she gets for coaching Sarah Palin to play the role of a Vip in the back of bullet-proof Suburban™, anyhow, I am about to break Cardinal Richelieu’s ruhles,  which got Pedro Corneille in trouble with l’Académie française and thier silly little « classical unities of time, place, and action* ».

³~. Who in their right mind names thier chirrin’ after a ‘grifo‘, Mr. President, who? —A leprechaun, Mr. President, that’s WHO. 

*~. Being For The Benefit of Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar:

¹ Unity of Time; that all the action in a play must take place within a 24-hour time-frame.
² Unity of Place; that there must be only one setting for the action.
³ Unity of Action; that the plot must be centred on a single conflict or problem.

&

Ladies in Gemini:

True anecdotes, Mr. President, I’ve been lucky enough to have travel to all of the six corners of France and every-fucking-place where I was asked what my diet back home consisted of, Mr. President, I always came up with corn on the top three choices, on account of a process that results in NIXTAMAL, crucial for the production of la Tortilla de Maíz. The comeback from my hosts never disappointed, Mr. President, it was always, “corn! Ah yes, We feed that to our pigs.”

 

Fo’:

Technical difficulties on the other side of los cerros del “Chinero” en Xicali, on The Pacific side, prevented u.s. from wrapping the WHOLE ENCHILADA IN ONE shot… so—como dijo Princess Palatine:

Fair Use of all Media, o como dice Katie Phangs, “Flautas con crema for all ¡ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Jump To Mañana.

CATCH! : Il cannolicchio del mercoledì

For the record, Julie Gayet:

French Propaganda 🍾🍹🧱💩🛫🧏

Please inform the other half of your missionary pose, and I can only assume that the lucky monk for that excercise is that nigga Hollande, that in the next segment, I am going to smack a couple of Nazi Socialist Swastikas on the façade of your Sacré Préfecture de Cité, but that is only to RE-CREATE the décor of those 🧱 walls during the Night of Ayotzinapa (Ayotzinapa para espontáneos) and the morning when agent Bruno (Stéphanie Menou’s supervisor) yanked that little pink faggety Card-de-sejour from my hands. Check the date and the décor outside of the préfecture on that September month. The fact that Talía Olvera was waiting outside of the peasants entrance to that 👮🏻‍♀️ building says a lot, a whole lot about your “communication mill” with the Mexican collaborators of THE CORRUPTION that gave mister JR. the opportunity to crack open a champagne bottle to celebrate his Very French Status 💩 around La Rumorosa and it’s breweries 🍻.

Programming note 🎶
El próximo 🇪🇦 Franco le corresponde a :
Il Duce 🇮🇹… Vo-LA_re Oh—oh.

Champagne in TKT (pronounced, TeCaTe) SOUTENU par Le Gouvernement de JR 🇨🇵, period! And, JAVIER SICILIA, señor poeta, comuníquese a sus allegados de París (Manuel ULLOA 🇲🇽 y sus conectes del Instituto Cervantes 🇪🇦) that not a god-damned thing changed at the U.S. / México border, except for the CV’s of the poets 🧏 who popped open a 🍾 of champagne at Le Gouvernement’s vernissage of Poets’ Fest 2023 à Champs-Elysées, where all i’s are on Ewe, motherfucker 👀.

Check the receipt 🧾

Boletín repetitivo: OSLER AMARO y Abel Salazar de La Cruz andan de vacaciones y por ENÉsima ocasión vuelven a tocar el libro de Perucho Punk en RFPP 106.3. And that, is why I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto) changed the Freq’s to Crazy Horse.

Where were Ewe while my guitar gently weeped.

🎶 RATAS, ad infinitum, Hey, Hey, My Mai!

And, just for the record, if Clive Barker is “the spiritual son of Stephen King, then Eye is the ⌨️  ghost-writer 📗 of Richard Bachmann.

Over at La Casa Azul, the Trotsky just had a shot of tequila, and Ronald Reagan brought the limes. Across The Atlantic, at the Lumière Instituti of Actes Sud, (Nº745*) Dick Lester turns the Beatles into The Three Musketeers and RAF Group Captain, Lionel Mandrake, just don’t care.

⛏️ Tus ojos siberianos★ lindos ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️

 

*~. Oh, oh oh Ozempic™… positif,
“Dossier”, pp. 88 – 111, mars 2023:
HELP! The Jenny Craigslist Weightless Club ate all of the Food Stamps from the Diabetic Shelf and out of The Morning After Öüïmen pantiespantry.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /loire-atlantique-44 /deux-religieuses-quittent-nantes-a-cause-de-linsecurite-nous-ne-sommes-pas-des-franciscaines-du-bronx

According to Abel Santa Sala de La Cruz, en la Frequence Vacances Plurielle Paris, la hermana Aghata was HO’id shredding the riff to The Beastie Boys hit, “No Sleep ‘Till Brooklyn”.

People who know, know what a grooved razor shell looks like, without even calling her name.

SCREAM

Maddafakkas!

 ES CREMA !

And nevermind, The Count, I’m the chef. If you have any questions, ask Le Fucking Figaro à la une. In the meantime, Katie Phangs just re-invented the Tie-Dye… Katie was inspired by her favorite excercise position, which of course is the Horizontal one… like Sister AGHATA (formally of Nantes) Katie Phangs is a missionary lover.

 

Still to come, Joan Manuel Serrat I Teresa answers Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy en El FIC 2022

Deer, Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy, President of a place called Ucrania, here’s Don Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla’s response to your COLEGA mexicano, don AMLO:

… [E]ls personatges no són ni de veritat ni de mentida, són fantasies amb gotes de realitat i realitats amb pessics de fantasia (…) Els meus personatges viuen a cavall entre realitat i fantasia. Tots, seríem molt més pobres sense les meravelloses criatures ni les esplèndides mentides que ens regala la ficció.”

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/10/22 /cultura /camaraderia-y-gozo-con-la-musica-de-serrat-en-el-zocalo/

Pare is not what AMLO think that it means in Catalán. AMLO piensa que PARE es pariente de los “pare de sufrir” y PRImos de “la Luz del mundo” en Brasil.

 

But First!!! SoFy Velasco is about to mimic what Serrat said last night at… STOP 🛑 the presses-ese!!! Sam Stein (of Ugly Mexican notoriety) just ate Katie Phang, our KATUSA tag-along correspondent just relayed that Sam Stein seasoned The Phang with squid juice and ramen noodles. Fucking Mexican!

A cojer coreanos, pues, en Albóndigas con Granaditas. 🍲🥟

{and} knot to be outdone by Ugly Steins, JUANITO Guanavacoa está contaminando a la Pachamama en Botzaris, la desfachatez d’ese cabrón, y en Ré menor, no less. After the break is The SoFy Velasco Show, SoFy goes shopping à La Merce’ y se pierde en-route a Rungis.

Kam Sa Mí Da… da 🥖 Execut’EM# All, let Brassens sort’EM# out

National Route 7… French Vacation courtesy of Georges Brassens, inspirado por CARLOS COLORADO, no es Hendrix, bola de PUTOS, es LA BOA.

Deer, Katie Phang… FYI, Eye has, IT!, On good authority that mister Jean°Pierre Melville hired a KNEW Régent, and that sumºbahºbitch just found out that not to be outdone by the SPC, The R91³ is about to drop the letter aitch out of your Phang, thus the next generation aircraft carrier, according to the former Army Mistress, Florence Parly,  will be dubbed:

La CGT vS Sud Corée… dedos a tres croissants sin límite de chouquettes.

PANG (R92) or porta aviones nueva generación por sus siglas en Castellano.

Parmentier was a Fag.

(아줌마) You think that Eye lies?  Check this out, it’s straight from the “Viejas Feas” section of the 4077th Army M*A*S*H* potatos unit… how do you think that Ojo de Halcón got them martinis going, eh? With Parmentier’s logic? Not a chance China Phang. KNOT a chance.

Pan°Franc°Es ∵ Eye says so.