Tag Archives: JR

Take Mí to your Negus y te haré reina en un Jardín de Rosas 🏗️

¿Can you please use it in a sentence?

The Death of A Frenchman—Oh, sacré merde! Frenchie is dead… long live The Franchise.

Negus :

collinsdictionary .com /dictionary /english /negus

Don’t forget to bring a glove ⛺ 🃏

 

Nike’s nigga’s intenciones pardas regarding Donald “Negus” Trump’s “distraction” ballroom casts a big shadow over at Roland Garros’ vanity “spread” fair in France.

… intermission

If you have to pay bills to stay in the game, you are doing wrong.

 

We now return to JR, [h]artista francés en Francia just in time for the death of Frenchie… cualquier parecido entre el personaje  de Toper Capone of “The Boys” and JR is nothing but THE  SYNCHRONICITY, the whole ENCHILADA, and of course una MICHELADA en Tecate, —a huevo que sí, compa.

“Mon travail prend sens par rapport à l’endroit où l’on se place. C’est une question de regard, de positionnement.»

JR en Libération c. 05/07/2018

Le Pont Neuf wears Parda

Tus pardas intenciones lindas… que solas no se miden ellas.

1. pardo
adj.

That is dark and dull in color, predominantly brown or gray, like the earth: a brown kitten , brown eyes , brown colors, a Browned Eyed Girl or, Brown Sugar if you are a Rolling 🛘 Stone.

De noche todos los aliens son pardos.

 

2. pardo
adj.

Se dit en particulier des nuages ou d’une journée nuageuse : sombre (‖ sans lumière ni clarté ).

La parda más PRADA is of course, MELANIA TRUMP ; that bitch is dull ; good thing that her baby’s daddy is a fat-GOLDEN-cow from SPRINGFIELD, USA.

Eye loves to see Ewe smile.

 

3. pardo
adj.

Apellido materno (sin~guioncito) de la presidenta mexicana de Baja California y de Tecate, aussi.

Take Mí To Your NEGUS.

I swear JR, yo no busco…

Huxley shrugged, and then he created his own porn after buying marihuana online on The Morning Joe Show. Soma just couldn’t hack it no more… you damned kids, “get off my bridge!”.

Ahora cuéntame una de cachanillas.

 

… and Neil deGrass Tyson, Nigga’ Please!!! You want to talk about aliens when the Lincoln reflecting pool is taking your grandchildren’s voting rights away, WTF, Neil. Revolution ✊🏾 inner city blues.

Banana for size

Banana for size 💋

 

Fuck it Joe, bring in the Stradivarius Chief of Quagmires and throw up all your hands up.

Los Marcianos Llegaron Ya, y llegaron bailando el Cha-Cha—Cha.

 

Jump the bridge and lift the curtains to La Monnaie with Monica Lewinsky in El Ey… Tecate, Baja California y La Rumorosa invitan.

Up next on the Moraleja Portier-Kalten Huachicolback Show : 3 Savile Row

Page 3, The Guardian

The Devil Wears PARDA.

The Brit Archives • For Sale… only on
The Cavern at Pont Neuf, where Clochards are forged.

Me and The Devil Bleus

https ://en .wikipedia .org /Edith_Smith_police_officer

Bobbies sent by Jagger Unplug The Beatles Last Show

Off The Roof, by order of The Rolling Stones.

Get Bach, Marjo… get back home
Your mummy’s waitin’ for youWearin’ her high-heel shoesAnd a low-neck sweater —

Up next, “A Bridge Too Far” starring Julie Gayet

I Wanna Rock, Right Now! 

It takes tú and a champagne supernova 🍾 To The Throne, Charly 🥂 Tú 🤴🏻, to the 🚽… On the double, chop chop; fish and chips, bad teeth—worst tits, the BBC and the whole 9 enchiladas.

It takes Tú…
By: Robb Base and… 

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/03/05 /espectaculos /chris-rock-répond à Will Smith un an après la claque

E Z there, big fella!
Don’t forget that you won the TED audition for “Say My Name” 🥊, period!

…

“I ain’t seen a bridge »

The Bridge

← Donna, Donna, San†ísima ↑

Eye swears that it’s rather intimidating realizing that the fellow behind the “Au cœur de l’orchestre” is the official body double of former French president, PANCHO de Holanda.

CATCH! : Il cannolicchio del mercoledì

For the record, Julie Gayet:

French Propaganda 🍾🍹🧱💩🛫🧏

Please inform the other half of your missionary pose, and I can only assume that the lucky monk for that excercise is that nigga Hollande, that in the next segment, I am going to smack a couple of Nazi Socialist Swastikas on the façade of your Sacré Préfecture de Cité, but that is only to RE-CREATE the décor of those 🧱 walls during the Night of Ayotzinapa (Ayotzinapa para espontáneos) and the morning when agent Bruno (Stéphanie Menou’s supervisor) yanked that little pink faggety Card-de-sejour from my hands. Check the date and the décor outside of the préfecture on that September month. The fact that Talía Olvera was waiting outside of the peasants entrance to that 👮🏻‍♀️ building says a lot, a whole lot about your “communication mill” with the Mexican collaborators of THE CORRUPTION that gave mister JR. the opportunity to crack open a champagne bottle to celebrate his Very French Status 💩 around La Rumorosa and it’s breweries 🍻.

Programming note 🎶
El próximo 🇪🇦 Franco le corresponde a :
Il Duce 🇮🇹… Vo-LA_re Oh—oh.

Champagne in TKT (pronounced, TeCaTe) SOUTENU par Le Gouvernement de JR 🇨🇵, period! And, JAVIER SICILIA, señor poeta, comuníquese a sus allegados de París (Manuel ULLOA 🇲🇽 y sus conectes del Instituto Cervantes 🇪🇦) that not a god-damned thing changed at the U.S. / México border, except for the CV’s of the poets 🧏 who popped open a 🍾 of champagne at Le Gouvernement’s vernissage of Poets’ Fest 2023 à Champs-Elysées, where all i’s are on Ewe, motherfucker 👀.

Check the receipt 🧾

Boletín repetitivo: OSLER AMARO y Abel Salazar de La Cruz andan de vacaciones y por ENÉsima ocasión vuelven a tocar el libro de Perucho Punk en RFPP 106.3. And that, is why I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto) changed the Freq’s to Crazy Horse.

Where were Ewe while my guitar gently weeped.

🎶 RATAS, ad infinitum, Hey, Hey, My Mai!

And, just for the record, if Clive Barker is “the spiritual son of Stephen King, then Eye is the ⌨️  ghost-writer 📗 of Richard Bachmann.

Over at La Casa Azul, the Trotsky just had a shot of tequila, and Ronald Reagan brought the limes. Across The Atlantic, at the Lumière Instituti of Actes Sud, (Nº745*) Dick Lester turns the Beatles into The Three Musketeers and RAF Group Captain, Lionel Mandrake, just don’t care.

⛏️ Tus ojos siberianos★ lindos ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️

 

*~. Oh, oh oh Ozempic™… positif,
“Dossier”, pp. 88 – 111, mars 2023:
HELP! The Jenny Craigslist Weightless Club ate all of the Food Stamps from the Diabetic Shelf and out of The Morning After Öüïmen panties… pantry.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /loire-atlantique-44 /deux-religieuses-quittent-nantes-a-cause-de-linsecurite-nous-ne-sommes-pas-des-franciscaines-du-bronx–

According to Abel Santa Sala de La Cruz, en la Frequence Vacances Plurielle Paris, la hermana Aghata was HO’id shredding the riff to The Beastie Boys hit, “No Sleep ‘Till Brooklyn”.

People who know, know what a grooved razor shell looks like, without even calling her name.

SCREAM

Maddafakkas!

 ES CREMA !

And nevermind, The Count, I’m the chef. If you have any questions, ask Le Fucking Figaro à la une. In the meantime, Katie Phangs just re-invented the Tie-Dye… Katie was inspired by her favorite excercise position, which of course is the Horizontal one… like Sister AGHATA (formally of Nantes) Katie Phangs is a missionary lover.

 

And, Willie GEIST… It’s the bottom of the ninth and the Empires are out.

Who’s on Short?

https ://i-d .vice .com /es /article /pak938 /artista-jr-picnic-frontera-mexico

As these eyes across TECATE, or the Xicali bordo were being shot, Mme. Gayet’s Hubby was undermining the autonomy of them Eyes on Ewe, that the U.S./México Border was trying to portray … nice recognition, but only if you ARE French, and abroad 🧏 and that’s because a French person can take a hot steamy shit 💩 and the good Mexicans at the ESCP or SciencesPo and the IHEAL will gladly put a ribbon 🎀 on that crap! Hypocrisy is part of the D.N.A. infraSh-Truck-ture at Professor Alain Rouquie’s institutions at Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

 

Wayne is 🎷… now pass the fucking beans, JR… you 🇨🇵 entitled 🇨🇵 Son Of A 🐩!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip/podcasts /club-jazzafip /hommage-au-saxophoniste-wayne-shorter-8449244

Une porte
entre ici
et là-bas
is not just a Pizza!

Talk about Synchronicity and The Police! … any hoot, here’s the Beat Sequence: Synchronicity I is played at 99 Beats Per Minute (Andante), or 33 Measures/Bars Per Minute. Time Signature: 3/4… goooooo, Dodgers!

… or a Calzone
if you fold that 🍕Napolianian 🇮🇹 bitch, just don’t call it AN 🇦🇷 “Em#PANada.

In local news, Los Rieleros de Nantes have done it again, those fucking heathens, —the whole lot of Em#!

Mother Mary can go to Hells Kitchen, this is not the Bronx, said Sister Aghata³, adding, “we are not the Texas Rangers”.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /loire-atlantique-44 /deux-religieuses-quittent-nantes-a-cause-de-linsecurite-nous-ne-sommes-pas-des-franciscaines-du-bronx-02-03-2023

And starring as Sister Aghata:

Julie Gayet

³~. La Hache es muda.

 

And, Donnie Deutsch:

Fuck you… and those IVY League pretentious faggots ⚾ who forget what a bucket of Chicken Looks like! For starters, gravy was « a volonté » and honey 🍯 packets WERE available on-demand at no additional cost, because it was the Bees pleasure to drench that thigh in sticky sweetness.

 

But, Willie Geist, that’s not even the gist of it, in case your producers are keeping count, because if youse a fan of, Tinieblas³, Duendes, and of course, the best Major League Baseball team, The Los Angeles Gentrifications and the Dodger fans who a’Door Em#, then you know that Nathalie Piolé loves Mamba.

 

But pay no attention to that because Chaka Khan can, it’s like Shuga’ but Eye would know nothing about that, or those  Capitol Hill Catholic Spies, like Ewe ⚾ do. Find out about it on Capitol Hill if youse think its hyper BOLA ☄️.

[ Know that Öüï will be right back ]

Sincerely,

Sue Merce’ pásele, pásele, de qué le damos? Pescado y camarón en polvo desidratado y almejas en su tinta! Pásele, pásele Güerita. Nomas no me pregunte por Las Tortillas que Julie Gayet no es la Señora de Peña Nieto, aunque sí, la ‘ñora también es actress-ese. Pásele, pásele 🪰.

The Meat slaughter .. 🐂  brought to Ewe 🌭 by Farmer John®

P.S. Phuck Ewe, period! Also, Willie Heist, go Dodgers, you son of a bitch!

Hoy por ser día de tu santo… Hoy no hubo Jazz, Lupe.

BEHOLD! Latin ex~ers… the one name that does not need to be put into any SEXO category: GUADALUPE³

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /certains-l-aiment-fip/les-musiques-de-leonard-bernstein

¡Ahhhh-Zu-KAaaa!!!

Vocal Score: América (West Side Story)
Page 72, 73, 74, 75 (Tempo de Huapango, fast) 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81,82, 83… 88 (7a, America to Drugstore; Change of Scene; Instrumental, tempo de Huapango —fast.), 89.
Based on a conception of Jerome Robbins

Au Mexique, la mort de Vicente Fernandez, idole de la chanson populaire, bouleverse le pays (lemonde.fr)

7. America (Anita, Rosalia and Girls)
Cue: ROSALIA: That’s a very pretty name: Etcetera
Moderato; Tempo de “Seis” (repeat, ad lib; under dialogue until cue.)

Boosey -n- Hawkes 2000
Bpi: 3 7504 00242333 1

Lupe,
Eye See CHANO, Lupe.

And, أيمن محيى الدين²… Youse Knot foolin’ any PINTOs, baby, Oh-là-la, vato…

³.~ Unless you happen to be “GUAD” Venegas on at msnbc public relations GUAD; Guad what, motherfucker? GUAD~alajara, WAD~ALA_Xara?

CHANO POZO!

².~ Égypto-américain Radical, and former BFM’er TV intern, Ayman Mohyeldin, want proof °? What’s your poison?

Adventures in TRANSLATION {false friends} INTERN in SPANISH is the equivalent of a prisoner, or what Charlie Sheen calls, THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS PINTOS

I see Chano, —CHANO POZO.
Chano de América con acento.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /The_California_Raisins

Wait! Whaaaaa!!! Equis y Griega… Zerlina ate Lindsey

Dear, Ali Velshi, just a quick reminder before BriWi and The Rachel MAddow Show calls, IT!, quits, that sir, I don’t select the news cycles, ni tampoco los copia y pega, I am simply traveling por La Tercera Dimensión de los Dreamers³… or something like that, which has nothing to do with the French artist JR. Sin embargo, if there is one Thing that I have learned about artists (plurinominales) is that ‘iels‘ always think that this blog is about them.

And, Baby Blue Cross… you know you is my favorite Morena, Guadalupana or Knot… Bridge Angles Legend from Magnum Photos in France follow. The Screen grab (PLANK N° 20 from the CONCERTINA WIRED access gate on la Rue du Cloîture Notre Dame) of Mr. Patrick Zachmann comes courtesy of La Agencía that Bob and Henri created three years after Le Cirque de L’Occupation en el bendito Grand Palais. Mr. Zachmann was the only shutterbug AUTHORIZED, on APRIL 15, 2019, to take snapshots of The House of The Setting Sun de Viollet-du-Luc.

³.~ La troisième dimension du rêve, page 370 under “[D]reams, onirism, and oniromancie” in le Dictionnaire of Religious Psychologie and Psychopathologies. Bayard, 2013.

In the voice of Sheriff Bart…
and Eye quotes:
[A]llow Mí to uncrop my frame…

https://twitter.com/jacobsoboroff/status/1469418152949952524?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

And AVI Velshi, IN VAN HORN, TEXAS, as seen from a BLEU ORIGIN Amazon Warehouse in the 4th Dimension, Jason Soboroff’s special on how to digress to a TWO-Dimensional “flatland” from a Three-Dimensional news cycle is the EQUIVALENT of 32 Tornados and then some… in a New York Midnight.

https ://www .mentalfloss .com /article /20711 /carl-sagan-explains-fourth-dimension

Black Eye Peas caviar gumbo recipe follows… it’s vegetarian and that is exactly, Zerlina., what the Taggart boys were eating before running down the fake Hollywood town of Rock Ridge. Trou Story, and a real veggie caviar.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /video /amazon-distribution-center-partially-collapses-in-illinois -128458309546

Cuenta la LEYENDA de MAGNUM PHOTOS… that in the VERY REAL TOWN of MAYFIELD, Kentucky, a Candle Vigil will follow the Tornado debris clean-up from last night’s special presentation of Little Pink Houses made out of Paper and Glue..

https ://www .franceculture .fr /emissions /la-grande-table-culture/patrick-zachmann-un-photographe-humaniste-a-notre-dame

And Zerlina., before Öüï switch, IT!, over to Mary Macca, and Last Week To They, Eye wishes to set forth the proposition that if the next 007 is a femina, then the next Sheriff Bart should be SITTING on a CORN FLAKE and sporting Zerlina’s doo, and those arracadas.

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2021 /dec /07 /kellogg-strike-workers-pay

Hoy no hubo Jazz… Licha needs an intervention.

No insistan… porque en México (chicuela SePulveda) es hora de ver Uña y mugre con Rosario. (Wanna dance, little mousette?).

The good thing about this blog

The good thing about this blog.:.185ED11D-BB6C-4AF1-A909-E4D89B384E7F •|• that the Breakfast Club doesn’t read it.

Let’s replay that structured Camilo Cienfuegos double Play:

Bill Maher mixed the “who’s the byline on that reportage” comedy routine, and Agent Angle went: Not Him!

At the plate, Agent Angle popped an easy foul, which Manu Chao caught, then slapped Angle’s ass for the first out then he unloaded on Madge, who shrugged her shoulders and then said: What? As she tagged Derek Waters for the double play.

Now because this BlogCast is SIMULTANEOUSLY blogcasted on AFN TV, Local regulations require a literal translation of the play:

— Bridge (Agent Angle) = Puente (out n° 1)

— Bridge (Derek waters) = Pont (N/A… out Nº 2)

p is for bridge

p is for bridge. spit it out Mr. Noah. Spit that piece of pepPeronni OUT.

In Washington, Elise Jordan, is in disarray. Elise just found out that El Obispo emérito de Salma Hayek, monsegnor Onésimo (también) C’em#peda might have even baptized, confirmed and perform “La Primera Comunión” con por lo menos algunos de los potrillos de “don Chente”, allá en Tepatitlán de las Noas, which reminds us [the staff] about That “thing” with Mr. Noah, —over at the Comedy Centrals.

This frame is missing a Letter p

This frame is missing a Letter p.:. and Mr. Noah goes: nah man, Eye just told me to munch it out of the screengrab.

So, listen here Mr. Noah. FLOUR is, you damn Rhodie you, the base of the Afrofusion pizza, you ignoramus, water is, of course, the element for what Ol’Dirty Bastard might have reefer’d to, —as the “Though” Doug. and the rest is just Salami to go with that €927 chorizo that you are already munching on.