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Godwin’s Law : todos los Carriles llevan a ROMA

America : the terrible 200's, the toddler's cage.

America : the terrible 200’s, the toddler’s cage.

 

Habeas CorpUSA.

CIA de Corpus presente.

 

… betrayal, politics, and a pseudo-wetback they called “bambi”.

American Gritos… Shut up, Valentine !!! Hoy no hubo fút ⚽ and Jazz is Dead, viva Le Punk

 

In local news, local artist discovers that the capricious phenomenon known by the Very French as “les giboulées de mars,” were be³ ceremoniously extended until the end of May.

³~. As in “hubiere habido” or the celebrated pig’s Latin locution “habemus papa” of the past tense/AntePreterite of something that has AlReady happened, hence, the same unannounced storm that mister JR’s taking about was in fact, warned about by sheer idiosyncrasies and whims or foibles of the weather in France, this is to say, that the way that Ike saw it when that Allies successfully landed in Normandy, the French continue to speak French because Eisenhower had a better weather app, no because the Times They Are A Changing.

Breaking in Paris : another storm is heading our way, —wey.

60 monitos… it’s not personal, To Mí is Monkey Business

Ici C’est Skid Row, get back Kangaroo Lady with your Tati Bag, and that shopping cart 🛒 wearing Mario’s make-up, get back to Australia, —Kangaroo Lady.

Like i said, all those days ago… a fucking Jumping Ballon.

 

This post is dedicated to Pablo Gleason and his Mediapart journalist friend, Raphaël Moran at the Paris Préfecture de Police…

Knotwithstanding señor JR, i (armando segovia) sin celery hope that you don’t take the critical review of your installation on the Pont Neuf ]| at la Place Christo & Jeanne -Claude |[ as a reproach to your talents and compétences and/or to deny the worth of your contributions to Art or that beautiful tribute to The Silver Beatles on that display window } catty corner { to that Silver Phantom Rolls Royce at La Samaritaine ; this is to say mister JR, that i am really looking forward to you (or your hired hands) reparing and finishishing your inflatable declaration of love for The Préfecture de POLICE à Cité.

For What, It! —is worth… These are my credentials : 8 up

Iran war is over, Rubio says, as strikes continue

Washington, DC_ AFP in the USA

Lorem Ipsum dolor and all that Cuban-american jive talk from “little Havana” at Mar-a-Lago.

…il est cinq heures, Paris se gonfle

En Chihuahua, México, son las 23h45… and the gobernadora there is feeling in a New York state-of-mind ; but that is only because Maru is a real life MAGA–seig–heil enthusiast.

… and Just so you know, if Chihuahua is named after a dog… or vice-versa, then it should be no suprise to learn that the place in Illinois where Ronald Reagan was born is a place of/for dogs, nada que ver con Perros 🐶 Bravos, Nuevo Lyon, or ; WHY WILLIE GEIST on MSNOW is not highlighting the Israelites Torture Armada.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2026/may/20 /israeli-security-minister-itamar-ben-gvir-stirs-diplomatic-outrage-with-flotilla-activist-abuse-video

Of réciprocité and cabagges… on To They’s Menu : CABEZA de VACA y jaibas de Tampico, Tamaulipas, con Ketch-up de mayo.

Oh, Maru ! Il a fallu la police de New York et la CIA pour qu’elle obtienne le deuxième plus grand nombre de villes violentes du pays…

Rayuela para espontáneos
en La Jornada

il est cinq heures, Paris se gonfle, mientras tanto en Chihuahua, México, la intervención de la CIA/ATF/Texas Rangers/FBI, are blocking jumping houses for the “sureños”, the joke is on the governess of that big Mexican State, because as JR found out a few years ago, Évry geographical point below TJ, Xicali and off-course TECATE is The South ; or, as the good people of La Sorbonne call that god-forsaken place, —Central América.

…

Take Mí to your Negus y te haré reina en un Jardín de Rosas 🏗️

¿Can you please use it in a sentence?

The Death of A Frenchman—Oh, sacré merde! Frenchie is dead… long live The Franchise.

Negus :

collinsdictionary .com /dictionary /english /negus

Don’t forget to bring a glove ⛺ 🃏

 

Nike’s nigga’s intenciones pardas regarding Donald “Negus” Trump’s “distraction” ballroom casts a big shadow over at Roland Garros’ vanity “spread” fair in France.

… intermission

If you have to pay bills to stay in the game, you are doing wrong.

 

We now return to JR, [h]artista francés en Francia just in time for the death of Frenchie… cualquier parecido entre el personaje  de Toper Capone of “The Boys” and JR is nothing but THE  SYNCHRONICITY, the whole ENCHILADA, and of course una MICHELADA en Tecate, —a huevo que sí, compa.

“Mon travail prend sens par rapport à l’endroit où l’on se place. C’est une question de regard, de positionnement.»

JR en Libération c. 05/07/2018

Le Pont Neuf wears Parda

Tus pardas intenciones lindas… que solas no se miden ellas.

1. pardo
adj.

That is dark and dull in color, predominantly brown or gray, like the earth: a brown kitten , brown eyes , brown colors, a Browned Eyed Girl or, Brown Sugar if you are a Rolling 🛘 Stone.

De noche todos los aliens son pardos.

 

2. pardo
adj.

Se dit en particulier des nuages ou d’une journée nuageuse : sombre (‖ sans lumière ni clarté ).

La parda más PRADA is of course, MELANIA TRUMP ; that bitch is dull ; good thing that her baby’s daddy is a fat-GOLDEN-cow from SPRINGFIELD, USA.

Eye loves to see Ewe smile.

 

3. pardo
adj.

Apellido materno (sin~guioncito) de la presidenta mexicana de Baja California y de Tecate, aussi.

Take Mí To Your NEGUS.

I swear JR, yo no busco…

Huxley shrugged, and then he created his own porn after buying marihuana online on The Morning Joe Show. Soma just couldn’t hack it no more… you damned kids, “get off my bridge!”.

Ahora cuéntame una de cachanillas.

 

… and Neil deGrass Tyson, Nigga’ Please!!! You want to talk about aliens when the Lincoln reflecting pool is taking your grandchildren’s voting rights away, WTF, Neil. Revolution ✊🏾 inner city blues.

Banana for size

Banana for size 💋

 

Fuck it Joe, bring in the Stradivarius Chief of Quagmires and throw up all your hands up.

Los Marcianos Llegaron Ya, y llegaron bailando el Cha-Cha—Cha.

 

Jump the bridge and lift the curtains to La Monnaie with Monica Lewinsky in El Ey… Tecate, Baja California y La Rumorosa invitan.

Up next on the Moraleja Portier-Kalten Huachicolback Show : 3 Savile Row

Page 3, The Guardian

The Devil Wears PARDA.

The Brit Archives • For Sale… only on
The Cavern at Pont Neuf, where Clochards are forged.

Me and The Devil Bleus

https ://en .wikipedia .org /Edith_Smith_police_officer

Bobbies sent by Jagger Unplug The Beatles Last Show

Off The Roof, by order of The Rolling Stones.

Get Bach, Marjo… get back home
Your mummy’s waitin’ for youWearin’ her high-heel shoesAnd a low-neck sweater —

Up next, “A Bridge Too Far” starring Julie Gayet

I Wanna Rock, Right Now! 

It takes tú and a champagne supernova 🍾 To The Throne, Charly 🥂 Tú 🤴🏻, to the 🚽… On the double, chop chop; fish and chips, bad teeth—worst tits, the BBC and the whole 9 enchiladas.

It takes Tú…
By: Robb Base and… 

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/03/05 /espectaculos /chris-rock-répond à Will Smith un an après la claque

E Z there, big fella!
Don’t forget that you won the TED audition for “Say My Name” 🥊, period!

…

“I ain’t seen a bridge »

The Bridge

← Donna, Donna, San†ísima ↑

Eye swears that it’s rather intimidating realizing that the fellow behind the “Au cœur de l’orchestre” is the official body double of former French president, PANCHO de Holanda.

CATCH! : Il cannolicchio del mercoledì

For the record, Julie Gayet:

French Propaganda 🍾🍹🧱💩🛫🧏

Please inform the other half of your missionary pose, and I can only assume that the lucky monk for that excercise is that nigga Hollande, that in the next segment, I am going to smack a couple of Nazi Socialist Swastikas on the façade of your Sacré Préfecture de Cité, but that is only to RE-CREATE the décor of those 🧱 walls during the Night of Ayotzinapa (Ayotzinapa para espontáneos) and the morning when agent Bruno (Stéphanie Menou’s supervisor) yanked that little pink faggety Card-de-sejour from my hands. Check the date and the décor outside of the préfecture on that September month. The fact that Talía Olvera was waiting outside of the peasants entrance to that 👮🏻‍♀️ building says a lot, a whole lot about your “communication mill” with the Mexican collaborators of THE CORRUPTION that gave mister JR. the opportunity to crack open a champagne bottle to celebrate his Very French Status 💩 around La Rumorosa and it’s breweries 🍻.

Programming note 🎶
El próximo 🇪🇦 Franco le corresponde a :
Il Duce 🇮🇹… Vo-LA_re Oh—oh.

Champagne in TKT (pronounced, TeCaTe) SOUTENU par Le Gouvernement de JR 🇨🇵, period! And, JAVIER SICILIA, señor poeta, comuníquese a sus allegados de París (Manuel ULLOA 🇲🇽 y sus conectes del Instituto Cervantes 🇪🇦) that not a god-damned thing changed at the U.S. / México border, except for the CV’s of the poets 🧏 who popped open a 🍾 of champagne at Le Gouvernement’s vernissage of Poets’ Fest 2023 à Champs-Elysées, where all i’s are on Ewe, motherfucker 👀.

Check the receipt 🧾

Boletín repetitivo: OSLER AMARO y Abel Salazar de La Cruz andan de vacaciones y por ENÉsima ocasión vuelven a tocar el libro de Perucho Punk en RFPP 106.3. And that, is why I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto) changed the Freq’s to Crazy Horse.

Where were Ewe while my guitar gently weeped.

🎶 RATAS, ad infinitum, Hey, Hey, My Mai!

And, just for the record, if Clive Barker is “the spiritual son of Stephen King, then Eye is the ⌨️  ghost-writer 📗 of Richard Bachmann.

Over at La Casa Azul, the Trotsky just had a shot of tequila, and Ronald Reagan brought the limes. Across The Atlantic, at the Lumière Instituti of Actes Sud, (Nº745*) Dick Lester turns the Beatles into The Three Musketeers and RAF Group Captain, Lionel Mandrake, just don’t care.

⛏️ Tus ojos siberianos★ lindos ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️

 

*~. Oh, oh oh Ozempic™… positif,
“Dossier”, pp. 88 – 111, mars 2023:
HELP! The Jenny Craigslist Weightless Club ate all of the Food Stamps from the Diabetic Shelf and out of The Morning After Öüïmen panties… pantry.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /loire-atlantique-44 /deux-religieuses-quittent-nantes-a-cause-de-linsecurite-nous-ne-sommes-pas-des-franciscaines-du-bronx–

According to Abel Santa Sala de La Cruz, en la Frequence Vacances Plurielle Paris, la hermana Aghata was HO’id shredding the riff to The Beastie Boys hit, “No Sleep ‘Till Brooklyn”.

People who know, know what a grooved razor shell looks like, without even calling her name.

SCREAM

Maddafakkas!

 ES CREMA !

And nevermind, The Count, I’m the chef. If you have any questions, ask Le Fucking Figaro à la une. In the meantime, Katie Phangs just re-invented the Tie-Dye… Katie was inspired by her favorite excercise position, which of course is the Horizontal one… like Sister AGHATA (formally of Nantes) Katie Phangs is a missionary lover.

 

And, Willie GEIST… It’s the bottom of the ninth and the Empires are out.

Who’s on Short?

https ://i-d .vice .com /es /article /pak938 /artista-jr-picnic-frontera-mexico

As these eyes across TECATE, or the Xicali bordo were being shot, Mme. Gayet’s Hubby was undermining the autonomy of them Eyes on Ewe, that the U.S./México Border was trying to portray … nice recognition, but only if you ARE French, and abroad 🧏 and that’s because a French person can take a hot steamy shit 💩 and the good Mexicans at the ESCP or SciencesPo and the IHEAL will gladly put a ribbon 🎀 on that crap! Hypocrisy is part of the D.N.A. infraSh-Truck-ture at Professor Alain Rouquie’s institutions at Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

 

Wayne is 🎷… now pass the fucking beans, JR… you 🇨🇵 entitled 🇨🇵 Son Of A 🐩!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip/podcasts /club-jazzafip /hommage-au-saxophoniste-wayne-shorter-8449244

Une porte
entre ici
et là-bas
is not just a Pizza!

Talk about Synchronicity and The Police! … any hoot, here’s the Beat Sequence: Synchronicity I is played at 99 Beats Per Minute (Andante), or 33 Measures/Bars Per Minute. Time Signature: 3/4… goooooo, Dodgers!

… or a Calzone
if you fold that 🍕Napolianian 🇮🇹 bitch, just don’t call it AN 🇦🇷 “Em#PANada.

In local news, Los Rieleros de Nantes have done it again, those fucking heathens, —the whole lot of Em#!

Mother Mary can go to Hells Kitchen, this is not the Bronx, said Sister Aghata³, adding, “we are not the Texas Rangers”.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /loire-atlantique-44 /deux-religieuses-quittent-nantes-a-cause-de-linsecurite-nous-ne-sommes-pas-des-franciscaines-du-bronx-02-03-2023

And starring as Sister Aghata:

Julie Gayet

³~. La Hache es muda.

 

And, Donnie Deutsch:

Fuck you… and those IVY League pretentious faggots ⚾ who forget what a bucket of Chicken Looks like! For starters, gravy was « a volonté » and honey 🍯 packets WERE available on-demand at no additional cost, because it was the Bees pleasure to drench that thigh in sticky sweetness.

 

But, Willie Geist, that’s not even the gist of it, in case your producers are keeping count, because if youse a fan of, Tinieblas³, Duendes, and of course, the best Major League Baseball team, The Los Angeles Gentrifications and the Dodger fans who a’Door Em#, then you know that Nathalie Piolé loves Mamba.

 

But pay no attention to that because Chaka Khan can, it’s like Shuga’ but Eye would know nothing about that, or those  Capitol Hill Catholic Spies, like Ewe ⚾ do. Find out about it on Capitol Hill if youse think its hyper BOLA ☄️.

[ Know that Öüï will be right back ]

Sincerely,

Sue Merce’ pásele, pásele, de qué le damos? Pescado y camarón en polvo desidratado y almejas en su tinta! Pásele, pásele Güerita. Nomas no me pregunte por Las Tortillas que Julie Gayet no es la Señora de Peña Nieto, aunque sí, la ‘ñora también es actress-ese. Pásele, pásele 🪰.

The Meat slaughter .. 🐂  brought to Ewe 🌭 by Farmer John®

P.S. Phuck Ewe, period! Also, Willie Heist, go Dodgers, you son of a bitch!