Never mind Nicholas, nevermind it’s just an ankle bracelet, but I MUST SAY, that French Accessoire would look great on Donald John Trump’s DRAFT-DODGING, overweight and freakishly deformed HEEL SPURS… what a little bitch-ass way to get out of wearing a military uniform in QATAR.
Dear Stéphanie Menou, i hate to say it, but how is your Mexican Cinema Club at the préfecture de Cité working out for your Narco-menou Deo needs?
Let’s review, Los LEVANTONeS are on the rise, cocaine use (at least by the empty baggies) that I see where French bobos party are starting to be more common than petty HASH.
12 Frases Célebres de Pépe Mujica:
1. Entre las naciones, como entre los adinerados de El Club de La Pájara Peggy en París, el respeto a la coca ajena no es mutuamente EXCLUSIVO de una “carne asada³” en en la banlieue.
Wait until 12 year olds start acting like little entitled “madrinas” for JUANITO Guanabacoa and those “pretty” little friends of Mexico at THE Luminor en EL BARRIO de LOS PUTOS, en Le Marais.
³~. Carne Asada is code in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, for a party where one guest will be the cut into different pieces and then said pieces are simmered in a liquid that will dissolve all traces of humanity from the “special” guest at that macabre fest… but I (Armando Segovia) am sure that la bendita “police-de-la police” knew that already, but if you coq suckers don’t (know) just ask FLORENCE CASSEZ, she has a working background on how those “festivities” develop… 🎹 As Time Goes By 🎶 🎶 🎶so Stéphanie Menou, you must remember this:
I Tried To Warn You, but Ewe just WOOD knot, lis°TEN!!!
Enter The Dragon — Got Would
In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s the 23rd hour of the first lunar day of 2024 and in Paris, France, not to be outdone by Bruce Lee, the Filthy French pulled out a wooden Eiffel Tower, and now we know why the Iron Lady was on Fire 🔥 just a few They’s ago³.
³~. And, it’s not going to be a quickie, this is a 36-hour hump. 01/26/2024.
No Woman Don’t Cry
🐲 Any how, Maud Gatel in a few, before noon, you will receive in your inbox a Cc of the critical analysis of your visit to the place where Évry body knows your name. Meet me at The Barbie Museum on Route 66 in Albuquerque, NM… Öüï’s gonna open the wrong door to Tom°Bouc°Tou 🐇
Ahhh, fuck!
Ladies in Gemini, Pedro Vendedores.
Or, something like So.
Breaking knews, a funny thing happened on the way to The Oratorio, got drunk, and Then… the Pink Panther showed up… that is to say, let’s make that read a Sunday morning thing ☕
In the mean time, here is something completely different:
³~. It turned Chief Danvers In Ennis, Alaska, into a raging bitch, but that’s just because Jodi Foster hates The Beatles, after the Break, it’s “Birthday” by The Fab Four x Seven is 28.
Los Amigos de México en Francia presents:
All Those Jeers, A Go… motherfuckers, period!
Meanwhile at the Yoko Ono Adult Drive-In Cinéma at Grand Central Park, Jorge Ramos is remaking Taboo. Musical score for Scorsese: Sex With Their Parents by Lou Reed and The Velvet Revolver of Rocky Raccoon.
But First!!! It’s another edition track of, Across The Universe:
Sonification of Arp 140 via The Beatles
Nothing’s gonna change my 6-year investigation, not Gleason, not Ávalos, not Moreno, and certainly not Harmodio, you all suck. Say hello to Juanito “PGR” Guanabacoa.
Sgt Pepper told the Arellano Felix to play
Let’s not talk about the fuscas, bring in the Love Bugs en un bocho.
Andrés Manuel López Obrador, President of Mexicans.
Meanwhile in Tijuana… it was Thirty Years-ago in MARCH, Sgt. Pepper told the Arellano Félix to play, opening act, El CISEN featuring JUANITO Guanabacoa y las madrinas de MiguelNazar Haro en Mesa d’Otay.
And, Sophie Fofie de Velasco en rfpp . net, this is where I catch-up to Florence Cassez at Lomas Taurinas in Tijuana, via Genaro García Luna, Jaime Bonilla, morena-francia y, por supuesto, Saltillo, Coahuila, by way of Armenia’s capital EREVAN, where a toro de lidia escaped from a fútbol stadium there.
Over at the Jen Palmieri conspiracy music facts segment, it turns out that the “bocho³” parked if front of Abby Road Studios would be 28 if… J’en had not broken a glass 🍷.
³~. It’s what the Brazilians call a FUSCA, and los gringos a “Bug”. Trou 🕳️ Fact, in the Original Script, Iris Steensma was supposed to ride with Travis Buckle in a VW BEETLE.
Later in the show, Jen Palmieri’s Starbucks paper cup tells the MSNBC ceramic mug… nice jugs you got there.
Misa de calaca présente à Saint~Merri, featuring Los Amigos de México en Francia as Los Hijos De Romero Deschamps, a 🎥 churro about French CHARROS and the French Professors at the “afamado” IHEAL, the “elitist” SciencesPo and of course, la bendita Sorbonne.
🎶 Que alegría cuándo me dijeron, Vamos a la casa del señor…
Televisa presenta: las Olimpiadas de Paris, featuring Lola Á. Bravo y la mano de… Bernardo Gómez, of course:
… en fin, “¿Dónde la escondes, Felipe, si te robas cátedra[l]”
COTEJADO. Any how if you can spot George Harrison peeking out of Jesus Right Axila, then you are probably a Rolling Stones fan, you heretics!
What’s the matter, King David, why have all your swin°ging dicks from the Israel propaganda machine been Lt. Colonels, and why has the only Labia on that beat been Major at best on the screens?
IDK¹, IDF², AITA³ for noticing the glass ceilings that Israel is not willing to break.
Knock, knock … I know that you are just hanging around on the other side of them Red Doors.
Across The Atlantic and over el golfo³ de Tehuantepec Norma Is paralleling a very depressed 🌬️ 🌧️🌊 Aline.
³~. Golfo is slang for ‘sharp-dressed clochard’ allá por La Quinta de La Chingada (the Mexican president’s personal hacienda)… not necessarily a pachuco.
“This pupil is sometimes obscure in expressing his ideas, but he is intelligent and shows a remarkable spirit of research.”
Hermès was just another figment of Homer’s Imagination.
Galois’ maths instructor at the prepa.
For context, or lack-there-off, please refrain from making one or many logical leaps of this draft as these might just baffle you and then Ewe (that motherfucker) will hold, IT!, against Mí… Issy Alicia Leos, I am looking at Jorge Harmodio.
One more again, I neither select the psycho-history nor the ‘psycho-news’ of the day and I continue to affirm that there is no such thing as a Mexican state called BCS or Baja California Sur, and you can take that to Texcoco, the most imaginary of all of the Aztec states.
Pycho-history… fast-forward to October, 2014. That’s around the time when the Mexican (chose your favorite injustice) manifestation popularity shifted from Javier Sicilia’s son and “Las Muertas de Juárez” to the mother of all Mexican political manifestations in France: la bendita Noche de Iguala. And here’s the thing about that “siniestro”, I wonder where the different leaders of all of those different groups, which formed their own off-shoot of the Mexican protest scene (again, in France) are right now. I know where at least on of them is at, mister EXCMO. Asvazourian, as for the rest you might ask, mister Ambassador? —Well, let’s just say that Stephanie Menou’s supervisors (all the way up to minister Valls) wanted to make sure that I could not keep up³.
³~. Not that I would do it all over again, but if I had just been a little more “vivo”, I would have followed Pablo Gleason’s advice to join or start-up a Law of 1901 Association in France, —that’s the way you do it, let Mí tell you! Them guys ain’t dumb.
The roots, you ask? I know a guy, wait one… but don’t tell that Abbott fellow, the Cardinals ♦️ won’t appreciate it, but that is only because The Monk keeps insisting that he can double (³√2) The Cube (1) using only a compas 🧭 and a straight edge 📏.
Yup, that there is a synthetic diamond 💎 and it’s time for the 7th-inning stretch.
Jump to los HILOS DE KATE y los mecos de SEAN PENN
To paraphrase the psychohistory of former President of the U.S.in A., Donald John Trump, but in the voice of the current Mexican president, Andrés Manuel López de la O:
Yoya Hubiera Ya Sol°Uzi°O’nado lo de los 43.
But FIRST, the president has to go and pay his respects to to “el ratón’s” grandmother in BA°Di°RA°Guato de Mota.
Öüï begins the transmission from La Conciergerie, casi esquina con la rue de Rambouillet (Paris, Centre) on a Sunday morning in CET just to remind Garret Haike and Cori Coffin (the usurpers at The Lindsey and that other guy Report) that in Hilo, Hawaii:
Go ahead, shoot the messenger.
It’s Saturday Night (without Lorne Michaels).
_+_+_+_+_+
We now synch-up Ricardo Arjona’s “I Told You So/all those years ago”.
And Guerline Jozef, from the Haitians in TJ front, please inform your members that Mexican police are not targeting black refugees at the border, no ma’am. And, as a matter of fact there is a long list of complaints at every level of law enforcement agency in those sectors (military, federal, state, judicial, ministerial, municipal, township, and transit cops) because they all abuse, rob, rape, beat, extort, kidnap and sometimes kill migrants at the border regardless of their ethnicity. The abuses are generational and in recent decades have become intolerable and sometimes barbaric. The abuses also extend to the local population especially those working in the informal economy, especially the ones engaged in the oldest profession know to MEN.
Sincerely, Governor William J. Lapetomane.
Of Course, Guerline Jozef, you could follow-up on what i am communicating here or, do like my PAISANOS here in France and look the other way while the messenger gets shot. But you are right, Haitians definitely stand out in a place where there is no God, like in Mexico, but trust me when i tell you that when it comes to police abuse at the border, IF ANYTHING, your Haitian fellows are being weighed (pasar por la báscula) just like every other “pollo” waiting to cross into the “white picket fences” dream. In other words, by Mexican corruption standards Haitians are being treated equally, just like every other po’sonovabitch, “que no tuvo la desgracia de no ser hijo del pueblo”, and in this sense Haitians are just like the Tlaxcaltecas next to Aztec Emperor Cuauhtémoc, who famously reminded his fellow Ancient chilangos the famous phrase:
Do you think that I am on a bed of roses?
What is happening on our border with Central American migrants? Are we falling into xenophobia, as is happening in the US with our fellow countrymen?
when his feet were being burned “al estilo double meat”.
And in the role of “Anything but The Girl”… Laura Kalmus.
Dentils follow, but you are not foolin’ anyone, Laura, i know that you are the Run-away younger sister of Irma Eréndira Sandoval [de] Ackerman.
“They say that the best Fucken Way to see London is from the top of a Fucken Double-decker bus”.[1]
KALMUS, Kalmus que no panda el cúbicus… [A]ll Öüï is saying is that if Perrine was a motorcycle, Steve McQueen would ride her from here to Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, and then die. Turning with That!, a esa güila en otro Vehiculo “choco-latte”. And with that, i am going to tell you the Story of How La Prefecture (Bobigny; then Cité) could not allow me to ride my Horse here in France; even though, a treaty between the State of Texas and The Entire French France stated that i could. For the V…ery French, only Johnny Halliday can ride a fucking Big MotorBike outside his homeland, “little fucking Mexicans from Santa Cruz or San Bernardino” can only ride scooters.
Viva Andrés Calamaro, Paloma. — Johnny Halliday was a Fag, period.
Aussi, only BFMTV is allowed to recreate a ROAD TRIP con Tu Mamá También, “al lado del camino”.
ASEGOVIA3 now returns to, Buscando a Pedro en Santa Cruz, Estado de México.
But FO’ist!!! Here’s a quick programming note:
JUAN–PEDRO Jouyet L’envers du décor — Nos « amis » journalists
p. 104; ed. Albin Michel 2020
… [C]es quelques liens ne sont rien comparés au carnet d’addresses d’Hollande, dans les médias. C’est bien simple: il connaît tout le monde! Il a vécu toute sa vie avec les journalistes. LES TRANSCOURANTS ont pu exister grâce à ses nombreuses relations. Sa renommée auprès de la presse joua en faveur lorsqu’il fut désigné premier secrétaire du PARTI socialiste.
Well… you’ve heard about The Centre Pompidou closing for like the next Century or so; and being that the Canopée library is also closed for bums like U.S. my review of Roberto Bolaño’s posthumous work of 2666 had to be postponed on account of a fucking pandemic… if you can believe that. Sin Embargo, Diego Luna, como tu comprenderás, eso vale verga, porque Los MELVILLES del 13 se discutieron con una edición para leer, EL DETALLE radica en que ya sabes como son de militantes los mecs d’ese barrio, así que primero voy a tener que repasar mi Hồ Chí Minh, you son of a bitch, para poder seguir con el drama de Manuel Espinoza y los detectives bárbaros.
Page 105 of former French OCDE representative, Jean–Pierre Jouyet’s “The Other Side of The Decor” … [T]hese few links are nothing compared to Hollande’s media rolodex. It’s quite simple: he knows everyone! He has lived all his life with journalists. LES TRANSCOURANTS could exist thanks to his many connections. His fame in the press played in favor when he was appointed first secretary of the Socialist Party. .:. 24798403-7A66-49EE-92C7-4E100EE8E1F4 🐃 🗺 And now I Know what Raphaël Moran’s (rfi/apro) role was, and why Pablo Gleason could get away with being a Zapatista/Anarchist and, a TELEVISA cultural outreach « agent » with the Mexican Left in France.
… please continue to ignore this most inconsequential blog.
Next on the Shifters… The news cycle is at an all time low, today there were no news. The most starteling thing on the spectrum is realizing that there are only 17 days of Summer… the Fall is near.
TimeStamp/COTEJADO:
13 hundred hours in Central Europe Time
… o como dicen Los Amigos de México en Francia… 86 días para la primera
de las Peregrinaciones Guadalupanas del Sexenio, Morena.
Listening to the What? The WHO? }—~\*> Uso justo de todos los medios… “From YOU i get opinions, From YOU — i get THE STORY — Gazing at YOU i get THE HEAT… OH, LISTENING TO YOU…” VIVA TOMMY!
— EN CONTEXTO
Brontis went ahead and invited The Staff for another waltz at the old Dance Hall of La 6ème Bureau de La Place Louis Lépine… en La Cité de los Dêpot Groupe for the second day of March, “Here we go again, asking where I’ve been…”, and among other documents of important importance, Brontis [an old friend of the Staff] wants some Dang-on referred references.
The Staff, in the mean time, is diligently trying to obtain said “good words” that speak on behalf of their motherfucking well-intentioned Character; PLEASE STAY TUNED for the outcome.
“We’re Caught in a Trap… Oh, let our Love Survive… Mmm, mmM — yeah, yeah…” }—~~~\*>USO justo de todos los ELVISes’es y de todas Las Karos, que como ya lo habíamos apuntado: Me Tiene Pena… ISSY, Corazón, no necesariamente de la que es ajena.
“I Can’t Walk Out…”
without first meeting “Les Marseillais de La Marseillaise”
or some Rock and Roll Band —named like that…
Dimanche 25 février, 2018 “We’re Caught in A Trap” Rue Des Bourdonnais, 75001 …right in the Motherfucking Heart of Châtelet… where motherfucking Vikings
once roamed.
} – – – ~~~ \ *>
Glosario:
MADRINAS
Y
HADAS
… for theuninitiated like say, Ms. Zabludovski over at Buzzfeed punto com punto mx, or “El WaPo” on «Cousins Joe’s » MSNBC’s, a MADRINA is a lovable GODMOTHER, but for drunk-fucks like DEREK WATERS and the intrepid Juanito Guanavacoa, a Madrina is more kin to the lingo of “LA COSA NOSTRA” in the sense that a “Godfather” is the leader of a Rock and Roll Bandof a Big Olive Oil Brand, a BIG OLIVE OIL BRAND! Not of a Rock and Roll Band.
La MADRINA, which was usually a guy, (Willie GEIST) who aspired to BECOME A POLICIA JUDICIAL FEDERAL in the old Mexican Regimes of LUIS ECHEVERRÍA ÁLVAREZ, JOSÉ LÓPEZ PORTILLO, MIGUEL DE LA MADRID HURTADO, AND CARLOS SLIM… perdón CARLOSSALINASDEGORTARÍ, in this sense (RAQUELITO) LOS y LAS MADRINAS did all of the dirty work for the Judiciary Police; LOSMADRINAS STOLE INFOR MATION, KIDNAPPED, BEAT, TORTURED, EXTORTIONED, KILLED… and DISAPPERED BODIES; and of course TAMPERED EVIDENCE FOR THE “JUDICIALES,” which Chris Matthewsand STUPID HOLLYWOOD LIKE TO REFER TO THEM AS: “LOS FEDERALES.”
Soooo… “Cousin Joe” in recap, LAS MADRINAS OCCUPIED A PERIOD OF “NORTH AMERICAN –STRATEGIC– HISTORYthat spanned from the “DARK DAYS” of The NIXON administration, and all the way to the GEORGE HERBERT BUSH WAR MONGERING DAYS.
Anygüey… JON MEACHUM, in recap, THE PATRON SAINT of LAS MADRINAS is MIGUEL NAZAR HARO.
Did you know that it was actually The French, Who Went Ahead and Invented La… OPÉRA COMIQUE, right in front of La Soupe Populaire?
The following must be read in a BRI-WI VOICE…
Elvis Presley, “The King” himself is a good, if not a prime example of the Mexican Underworld Concept of “UNA MADRINA”, which is not necessarily a snitch; far from it –BRONTIS– because the latter enters into a deal with the prosecuting side of “LAW ENFORCEMENT,” while “UNA MADRINA” is a “whispering and listening post” for prosecutors who give the MADRINA something in return –like impunity– instead of “immunity”, which is the form of kickback for the snitch.
Place de l’Italy; vicinity Metro tunnel Line 7. —>_¡_<—. Borrón y Cuenta Nueva… let’s hope that the next Mexican President is not a 21st Century version of a fucking Il Duce…
Mission Accomplished, Monsieur Hollande. All is ready for Jupiter II to carry out the rest of the Accord. SitRep follows; in the mean time, know that the Law of Internal Security is a Full Unanimous Go in the Mexican Senate…
Las noticias son tan buenas, que hasta Fisgón, el artista de d’este carton, —se fue de vacaciones, y recicló lo que ya todo el mundo CONECTADO A UN INTERNET LIBRE Y SIN RESTRICCIONES ya sabía desde el 2012. VIVA MÉXICO.
our contacts in France [Los Amigos de Mexico en Francia] will keep you posted on the progress of President Peña Nieto’s signature on that particular chapter on the JOURNAL OF THE FEDERATION that WILL EMPOWER your friends at the Mexican Government to support a permanent presence of Military Trained Elements to patrol the Mexican civilian sector; and oh-but-of course, keep “our thing” in Check, Congratulations, Monsieur Le President! QUE VIVA EL AÑO DE MEXICO EN FRANCIA y QUE VIVAN LOS PAGOS EN ESPECIE A LOS ELEMENTOS CULTURALES QUE LE DIERON UN MUY BUEN ROSTRO A ESE Gran Acuerdo Estratégico Económico y Estructural.
Henri’s credit follows… ¡Uso justo de todos los Magnums!
….
end of Part One; Oddball hippies and the Mexican Supreme Justice/Minister that could become the next Interior Minister in Mexico follows; stick around The Ackerman files and professor Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés challenge, to follow.
In the here-and-now here are the sources to the content up above:
En entrevista con Excélsior Televisión, Olga María del Carmen Sánchez Cordero de García Villegas relató que le gustaba el movimiento hippie, ya que fue un movimiento que empezó en Francia y continúo en Inglaterra…
Comentario de [el staff]: ya para cuando El Capitán Trips García lo incorporó a La Muerte Agradecida, el movimiento hippie estaba más desbocinado que los Speakers de Iron Butterfly.
3. Henri Cartier-Bresson, vía Francia (1953) y Mexico (1963). Foto-Captura es cortesía de los Reporteros Sin Fronteras (1999). Uso justo de todos los Henri’s, en todos los medios. •—_!_—• Foto y comentarios en puño y letra por [el staff].
