🐏 Meeeeh: i was docked near Pont Marie with a near empty bottle of amber rhum by my side. A rock-a-billy band played next to an improvised stage catty-cornered to a city utility room that during summer of 2017 transformed into a bar, your transparent friend waved at me… me thinks that he was Kin to the near empty spirits bottle next to me, i couldn’t tell because my eyes got fixed on you. }—-~~~\*>Ewe: Strolled erratically, screaming obscenities at something or someone that for regular passerby’s seemed to be invisible or that they simply ignored because not one got out of his/her way. You were wearing some rather beat up blue jeans and a black torn tee under what any qualified coiffeuse could call a month-long Keith Richards–binge ‘do… me thinks you were sailing on Vodka and pair of Vans, or maybe they were Converse… can’t remember, because my eyes were fixed on that cutest caboose that you have for bum bum cheeks that grace your ass.
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Ladies in Gemeni, this is an intermission and an SSA (streaming service announcement) all rolled up into one passionnata procession. Please be advised that next Friday, BMRT (Bill Maher on Real Time) and BTSC (Brozo The Shady Clown) are going to be off the interwebs in order to observe The Passion of a thing called International Hygiene Week, we repeat: Bill Maher en Tiempo Real y Brozo El Payaso Tenebroso van a Cesar sus actividades por los interwebs para poder observar la semana de Poncio Pīlātus… el lema del tema será: que chingue a su madre el que no se lave sus manus.
[Voz de hembra Miss March as Laughter’s Mom]
… previously on:
“Another Lightning Round of Jeopardy
[Voz de hombre
Jeff Goldblum recaps how Armando Álvarez, playing the role of Will Farrell gave an answer on what el Año de Hidalgo signifies to “People in the know”… like say ex presidentes like Vicente Fox]
— Will Farrel as Clown Penis:
Because in the last year of a Six-year Mexican presidential term the masses always shout: ¡NO NOS VAMOS A DEJAR!
[Voz de hombre
— Ok… but can you put that in the form of a question, Armando… i mean this isn’t the first time riding this horse, eh.
Here’s the thing Bill Maher, or rather a Mexican Maxim for you: DE QUE LA PERRA ES BRAVA, pues hasta a los de la casa muerde. Ask “the distinguished gentleman” from El Paso, BETO O’ROURKE TO TRANSLATE THE SAYING FOR YOU. Tell him that Armando sent you… anygüey, Bill, this cutline is within the context of your rather naive and silly question to Presidente Fox on whether he was worried about the Russians meddling in the next Mexican presidential election… Bill—You Dolt! Fox got it right when he answered to you that “We” [as in the Mexican political class, not we the staff] have our “own game”, our OWN COSA NOSTRA with El PRI; and Bill, here’s “thing two,” —YOU fucking Dolt!— Vicente Fox was the equivalent of the Russians in the last two Mexican Presidential Elections, he’s been cock blocking Andrés Manuel López Obrador since 2006… Vicente Fox is “the” VERBO TO YOUR USUAL SUSPECTS IN el PRI. }—-~~~\*> Bill — You Dolt! You hosted Keyser Soze disgused as a former Mexican President. You are worst than Kurt Russell on Tequila Sunrise.
… no se vaya, pero deteniendo y continue con nosotros por que al regresar:
[Voz de hembra Sarah Silverman]
“El Verbo” a.k.a. “Chente el Zorro”, alias Keyser Soze en El Yunque y en El Opus Dei… }—-~~~\*> Uso justo de HBO (hobo en espagnol) y Real Time con un Dolt.
… it’s part two of:
“Another Lightning Round of Jeopardy
with Alejandro Trebek, and it is Mario Vargas Llosa’s turn at figuring out what « El Año de Hidalgo » means to a Washington guard dog, eh.”
Listening to the What? The WHO? }—~\*> Uso justo de todos los medios… “From YOU i get opinions, From YOU — i get THE STORY — Gazing at YOU i get THE HEAT… OH, LISTENING TO YOU…” VIVA TOMMY!
— EN CONTEXTO
Brontis went ahead and invited The Staff for another waltz at the old Dance Hall of La 6ème Bureau de La Place Louis Lépine… en La Cité de los Dêpot Groupe for the second day of March, “Here we go again, asking where I’ve been…”, and among other documents of important importance, Brontis [an old friend of the Staff] wants some Dang-on referred references.
The Staff, in the mean time, is diligently trying to obtain said “good words” that speak on behalf of their motherfucking well-intentioned Character; PLEASE STAY TUNED for the outcome.
“We’re Caught in a Trap… Oh, let our Love Survive… Mmm, mmM — yeah, yeah…” }—~~~\*>USO justo de todos los ELVISes’es y de todas Las Karos, que como ya lo habíamos apuntado: Me Tiene Pena… ISSY, Corazón, no necesariamente de la que es ajena.
“I Can’t Walk Out…”
without first meeting “Les Marseillais de La Marseillaise”
or some Rock and Roll Band —named like that…
Dimanche 25 février, 2018 “We’re Caught in A Trap” Rue Des Bourdonnais, 75001 …right in the Motherfucking Heart of Châtelet… where motherfucking Vikings
} – – – ~~~ \ *>
… for theuninitiated like say, Ms. Zabludovski over at Buzzfeed punto com punto mx, or “El WaPo” on «Cousins Joe’s » MSNBC’s, a MADRINA is a lovable GODMOTHER, but for drunk-fucks like DEREK WATERS and the intrepid Juanito Guanavacoa, a Madrina is more kin to the lingo of “LA COSA NOSTRA” in the sense that a “Godfather” is the leader of a Rock and Roll Bandof a Big Olive Oil Brand, a BIG OLIVE OIL BRAND! Not of a Rock and Roll Band.
La MADRINA, which was usually a guy, (Willie GEIST) who aspired to BECOME A POLICIA JUDICIAL FEDERAL in the old Mexican Regimes of LUIS ECHEVERRÍA ÁLVAREZ, JOSÉ LÓPEZ PORTILLO, MIGUEL DE LA MADRID HURTADO, AND CARLOS SLIM… perdón CARLOSSALINASDEGORTARÍ, in this sense (RAQUELITO) LOS y LAS MADRINAS did all of the dirty work for the Judiciary Police; LOSMADRINAS STOLE INFOR MATION, KIDNAPPED, BEAT, TORTURED, EXTORTIONED, KILLED… and DISAPPERED BODIES; and of course TAMPERED EVIDENCE FOR THE “JUDICIALES,” which Chris Matthewsand STUPID HOLLYWOOD LIKE TO REFER TO THEM AS: “LOS FEDERALES.”
Soooo… “Cousin Joe” in recap, LAS MADRINAS OCCUPIED A PERIOD OF “NORTH AMERICAN –STRATEGIC– HISTORYthat spanned from the “DARK DAYS” of The NIXON administration, and all the way to the GEORGE HERBERT BUSH WAR MONGERING DAYS.
Anygüey… JON MEACHUM, in recap, THE PATRON SAINT of LAS MADRINAS is MIGUEL NAZAR HARO.
Did you know that it was actually The French, Who Went Ahead and Invented La… OPÉRA COMIQUE, right in front of La Soupe Populaire?
The following must be read in a BRI-WI VOICE…
Elvis Presley, “The King” himself is a good, if not a prime example of the Mexican Underworld Concept of “UNA MADRINA”, which is not necessarily a snitch; far from it –BRONTIS– because the latter enters into a deal with the prosecuting side of “LAW ENFORCEMENT,” while “UNA MADRINA” is a “whispering and listening post” for prosecutors who give the MADRINA something in return –like impunity– instead of “immunity”, which is the form of kickback for the snitch.