Down at The Sunset Barbershop 🌄 it’s Elvis’ Birthday and to celebrate, Charles de Gaulle just became the First President of France and the Watergate Trials begin. In an ironic twist, The United States of America declare “War on Poverty” and a fucking UFO is spotted by a French farmer (on strike, of course) in TRANS-en-Provance… no word if the aliens were androgynous-like or just your average Aladin Sane cat from Japan kind.
Here’s one for the Ages… it’s from The Sirens 🚒 of The 🚨 World, and from the one with the curse of Claudia de Pointe du Lac de Lioncourt, no less… Gaëlle the fox.
In Gaëlle’s cuntless (\) world³, the disk jockey wonders what François Mitterrand would do in a world where Elvis was a 90-years old honkey? According to Ziggy Stardust, Marshall Petin would buy that ∴rquitect a fucking guitar, because El Infierno is always looking for talent and Mister Miterrand will certainly have more than 10.000 hours to play that Lyra like a French Wednesday Noon-time Wail 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🧜♀️
³~. Gaëlle is a Siren🧜♀️ and much like vampires, Gaëlle is missing part of what made Bobbie a Woman
January 8, 1959… Fidel enters Havana, thus securing the future of Alicia Menendez at the Festival de La Calle Ocho in “little Havana”.
And with that, we switch, IT!, over to La Pundita in Manhattan to close another edition of January 8. Congratulations to the Events that made the day and better coverage next year to the Algerian Protocols that didn’t; and let’s see what tu morro will bring.
Meanwhile in Peru… outgoing U.S. President Joseph R. Biden is late for the Causa dinner with Xi Jingpin, the new Inca Superintendent in the Southern Cone of América.
What a They! Duke.
Ladies in Gemini… Elvis never left the building (punto 🍔 y 🍟 coma) with that in mind there will be no Ying 🥡 and forget about the 🍜 Yang, because the déconstruction, will not be on Tic 🇨🇳 Tok.
Causa… it’s a cholo dish made with 🥔. Ted Danson starts the menu as the snooty deity and recently elected latino-gallego, Senator Rubén Marinela Gallego, stars as the smart-ass with all the wit of a whiteboy in the 1980’s.
https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Cholo
Is Rubén Gallego the new Pete Buttigeig? Let’s ask Próximo at The Colosseum.
— 2023 – Protests begin after The Police beat and murder†Tyre Nichols. Nichols was apparently caught speeding, but the five African-American peace officers who appear to have extinguished Nichols lifefound him guilty of being just anotherniggerbehind the wheel of an automobile.
— 1896 – Walter Arnold of East Peckham, Kent, becomes the first person to be convicted of speeding. He was fined one shilling, plus costs, for speeding at 8 mph (13 km/h), thereby exceeding the contemporary speed limit of 2 mph!!! (3.2 km/h)…
Notable recent inductions is former 🇲🇽 Mexican United States president, Felipe 💩 de Jesús 🥀 Calderón 🩸HINOJOSA ☠️ (no relation to 🇲🇽 María Hinojosa 🇺🇸 of Futuro 📻 Media 🎙️ that Öüï know of).
Previously on Franche Musique, Phat Basterd’ in the role of a certain parisino named Léon (with acento on the WRONG vowel) was caught peddling Tea, on the label Black & Blue.
— 1938 – The World Land Speed Record on a public road is broken by Rudolf Caracciola in a Mercedes-Benz W125 Rekordwagen at a speed of 432.7 kilometres per hour (268.9 mph).
50 Hz in Radio Freq’s and nothing’s on
Pollution, love, pollution is in the air… indeed!
— 1956 – Elvis Presley makes his 📺 first 🇺🇸 national television appearance.
Fluide Glacial n⁰ 560 —Tea For Three… I don’t think so.
Over at RFPP . NET, Osler Amaro and the gang took the weekend off, in that grill today, the platter is a show about “consumation electric” and how to cope with “LINKY” le compteur communicant… to observe the occasion under Article 8 of the 🇪🇺 European Convention on Human Rights, Juan Lozano is spying on all peruchos in París, using the ol’ fashion “socialitosnetwork de Botzaris ».
— 814 – The death of Charlemagne†, the first Holy Roman Emperor, brings about the accession of his son Louis the Pious as ruler of the Frankish Empire.
— 1871 – Franco–PrussianWar: The Siege of Paris ends in French defeat and an armistice.
“Ewe Kneed Mí On THAT WALL!!! »
— 1909 – United Statestroops leave Cuba, with the exception of Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, after being there since the Spanish–AmericanWar.
🇨🇺 Penny Lane Ramírez… the Inspiration came from another “Dylan”, not Zimmerman, but Thomas of “Fern Hill” infamy and also, 🇦🇺 Aussie, of the VELSHO Banned Book Gangster fame.
— †1986 – Space Shuttle program: STS-51-L mission: Space Shuttle Challenger 💥 disintegrates after liftoff, killing SIX astronauts 🧑🚀 and a 👩🏻🏫 school teacher³ on board.
³~. †Christa McAuliffe, 👩🏻🏫 American educator and 🧑🚀astronaut (b. 1948)
Listening to the What? The WHO? }—~\*> Uso justo de todos los medios… “From YOU i get opinions, From YOU — i get THE STORY — Gazing at YOU i get THE HEAT… OH, LISTENING TO YOU…” VIVA TOMMY!
— EN CONTEXTO
Brontis went ahead and invited The Staff for another waltz at the old Dance Hall of La 6ème Bureau de La Place Louis Lépine… en La Cité de los Dêpot Groupe for the second day of March, “Here we go again, asking where I’ve been…”, and among other documents of important importance, Brontis [an old friend of the Staff] wants some Dang-on referred references.
The Staff, in the mean time, is diligently trying to obtain said “good words” that speak on behalf of their motherfucking well-intentioned Character; PLEASE STAY TUNED for the outcome.
“We’re Caught in a Trap… Oh, let our Love Survive… Mmm, mmM — yeah, yeah…” }—~~~\*>USO justo de todos los ELVISes’es y de todas Las Karos, que como ya lo habíamos apuntado: Me Tiene Pena… ISSY, Corazón, no necesariamente de la que es ajena.
“I Can’t Walk Out…”
without first meeting “Les Marseillais de La Marseillaise”
or some Rock and Roll Band —named like that…
Dimanche 25 février, 2018 “We’re Caught in A Trap” Rue Des Bourdonnais, 75001 …right in the Motherfucking Heart of Châtelet… where motherfucking Vikings
once roamed.
} – – – ~~~ \ *>
Glosario:
MADRINAS
Y
HADAS
… for theuninitiated like say, Ms. Zabludovski over at Buzzfeed punto com punto mx, or “El WaPo” on «Cousins Joe’s » MSNBC’s, a MADRINA is a lovable GODMOTHER, but for drunk-fucks like DEREK WATERS and the intrepid Juanito Guanavacoa, a Madrina is more kin to the lingo of “LA COSA NOSTRA” in the sense that a “Godfather” is the leader of a Rock and Roll Bandof a Big Olive Oil Brand, a BIG OLIVE OIL BRAND! Not of a Rock and Roll Band.
La MADRINA, which was usually a guy, (Willie GEIST) who aspired to BECOME A POLICIA JUDICIAL FEDERAL in the old Mexican Regimes of LUIS ECHEVERRÍA ÁLVAREZ, JOSÉ LÓPEZ PORTILLO, MIGUEL DE LA MADRID HURTADO, AND CARLOS SLIM… perdón CARLOSSALINASDEGORTARÍ, in this sense (RAQUELITO) LOS y LAS MADRINAS did all of the dirty work for the Judiciary Police; LOSMADRINAS STOLE INFOR MATION, KIDNAPPED, BEAT, TORTURED, EXTORTIONED, KILLED… and DISAPPERED BODIES; and of course TAMPERED EVIDENCE FOR THE “JUDICIALES,” which Chris Matthewsand STUPID HOLLYWOOD LIKE TO REFER TO THEM AS: “LOS FEDERALES.”
Soooo… “Cousin Joe” in recap, LAS MADRINAS OCCUPIED A PERIOD OF “NORTH AMERICAN –STRATEGIC– HISTORYthat spanned from the “DARK DAYS” of The NIXON administration, and all the way to the GEORGE HERBERT BUSH WAR MONGERING DAYS.
Anygüey… JON MEACHUM, in recap, THE PATRON SAINT of LAS MADRINAS is MIGUEL NAZAR HARO.
Did you know that it was actually The French, Who Went Ahead and Invented La… OPÉRA COMIQUE, right in front of La Soupe Populaire?
The following must be read in a BRI-WI VOICE…
Elvis Presley, “The King” himself is a good, if not a prime example of the Mexican Underworld Concept of “UNA MADRINA”, which is not necessarily a snitch; far from it –BRONTIS– because the latter enters into a deal with the prosecuting side of “LAW ENFORCEMENT,” while “UNA MADRINA” is a “whispering and listening post” for prosecutors who give the MADRINA something in return –like impunity– instead of “immunity”, which is the form of kickback for the snitch.
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Desconozco si Cloclo, Sid Vicious, o Frank Sinatra alguna vez lo hicieran, pero Elvis Aaron Presley — quizás inspirado por el impulso a “la mexicanidad” que Doña Esther proyectara al mundo durante el periodo en el que gobernó su marido— cantó “A mi manera”aparentemente bien desatolondrado por fármacos de grueso calibre, pero eso sí, engalanado por El 50 Sol: Tonatiuh… dos meses después la verdadera venganza de Moctezuma —por haberle puesto el mote de montezuma— se manifestó en un inodoro de Graceland [Promised Land] en Tennessee.
Dependiendo a quién le crean, hace 222 años, puede que sean 223, de cualquier manera, la cosa es que fue precisamente [un día como hoy] durante las obras que se realizaban para empedrar una Plaza de Armas en México, cuando unos trabajadores/mano de obra de aquel tiempo exhumaron “varias reliquias prehispánicas bien interesantes”, mismas que los tatarabuelos de sus patrones/mercedes habían enterrado cuando sus ambiciones okupaban del lugar.
