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Key word here, “The first time I saw bums was when I arrived in Paris”

THE LOOK-ALIKE SHOW in “Le France libre”

Cellos for peace with an ex-Exodus monster look-alike… INONDATIONS in Hilo, Hawaii, follow.

Now, Yesterday… Eye shot the Sheriff with an AFROMAN, and to They (in HAWAII), today I ROCKED your MAGA Hero.

I Buried TITUS

The Sociology is a Martial Art… and Kung Fu is disco dancing with a China man.

Pineapple goes here [🍕] and it’s just as good when the slice is cold ; irregardless Mme. MERCIER, that’s the difference between AGENCY and your husband’s BRAND.

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What I Got : a fucking slob in high places… Issy-Those-Are “ugly candles” on that birthday cake. This is to say, Mme. MERCIER, and I CAN ASSURE YOU that as the first Made-in-France refugee, you find “clochards” in all walks of life (including) those places where NOBODY dares to talk about Jeffrey Epstein in FRANCE… sante [ 🥂 ] Mme. Mercier, —sante!

Entonces pues, this is fucking SUBLIME… Eye ain’t got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars Issy-I-spent it all.

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And whomever is programming tonight’s fip-a-jazz, I Got Something for Your Punk Ass!

CARLOS is DEAD

Walk this way, Ranger.

🎶 In Other Words : an Eternity of Darkness for your ZIONIST 🇮🇱 ass, Chuckie.

No KIDS were harmed in the making of this blog

Since 1971… hoy no hubo Molly, Léon.

News ewes can use
by : Syphilus Berger

Histoire sans pénicilline

Let Mí guess, Carmen!.

In Paris, France, not to be outdone by the 175th anniversary of The New York Times, “Le Figaro” is pulling out the Spanish corrida on the Magallanes trip de Gael García Bernal on “My Generation,” or something like that.

MGMT

The Russians flew in to Miami BRITISH OVERSEAS AIR CORPORATION… and because the Ukraine Girls Really Knocked Russia down in that on-going war, Vladimir Putin is going to Orlando and then to Mar-a-Lago.

Control yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be hauntedControl yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be haunted

Entonces Roger Peréz… it’s like I once told Bruno at the Cité, “I don’t select the news cycles” and, I can most certainly Knot select the “Politis” of the month of December 2025 and fact check Mister Darmanin’s statement about how the préfecture de police (Cité) protects “investigative journalists”.

 

En fin, Mister Darmanin… never do-you-mind Roger Pérez “arm-in-arm” with all the other homeless sociopaths (they’re harmless), but considering that you hail from Lille, and not Paris 5éme, let Mí (motherfucker) take you down to Les Sentiers d’Anáhuac, not with that dismissive Brit, Edward Burnett Tylor, but with the CODEX de FLORENCE… en BD, o como dicen los franceses: Banda Diseñada.

(7-11-2025_CDMX) En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta)³.

 

³~. https ://asegovia3 .com/2025/11/07 / 32 : 10-jon-batiste-reinvente-avec-genie-lamericana-at-boutrebie³/

Banda Diseñada evokes from the first note, The 🐒 Monkees, of course, in case Ewe (the non-reader) forgets the filthy French Culte that Öüï’s following:

Literally, “depuis 1909” o como dicen los rosbifs de Liverpool : una, después 909 🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🛫

 

Entonces, Roger Pérez…

If you are out of Schlitz, you are Schiltz out of luck 📸… Évrybody wants to be an artist, or to rule the world except for Mí and my Monkee.

Vanity Fair…

… now then, Eye is no artist and Öüï, well Öüï could not now what it is like to try to lasso the beauty of a flower or, capture as Chagall once told Mí (motherfucker):

Fuck if I know what the colours of music is, nigga! It’s all Jazz to me.

Marcos Chagall

Big Bully Trump — John’s retribution in his Gospel’s « revelation »

 

But speaking (Roger Peréz) about ‘bullies’, SASKIA de Ville ; prima-hermana de CRUELLA de Ville, is recreating “Once Upon A Time in AMÉRICA” on a coup-d’etat.

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Pelotero a la bola.

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NOW, there is of course the “soft-Golpe de estado” but Roger, the Cracker Barrel® is blander, insipid! If Good Will be.

Rococo follows

Roger, out!

Literally la “ñ” no lleva tilde, the hovering glyph above its arch es « innommable »

Take This Job and Shove it, literally in Green, now tell Mí, LA-minor, what can Brown do for Ewe?

Any güey, Gustavo, bienvenido al club del lugar en donde todo la gente conoce tú nombre o, “como dicen los franceses”, Évry body knows your name, now just go ahead and consider these, meaningless words, ese, but know that you arrive in good company, heck motherfucker, IT!, could say that the best possible company of Em# all becuase you arrive with the constancia de Catherine, whom by the way I (Armando Segovia) have been trying to introduce to this most non-consequential blog for a week now, but somehow have been hitting a wall in doing so, but is it not that the way things go? Things, or in this case persons arrive when they are supposed to and so with-out nothing ad-Do, I am going to get me another beer and maybe tomorrow I will tell you how my discussion with Faisal about Luzbel went. Por el momento enjoy the sunshine en plena helada de invierno parisino porque como ya lo dije : I Need Another Beer.

Anyway, Faisal… it’s a human number, Eye guarantees IT!.

 

Before Eye leaves it would behoove you to hit the tags below under the header Schiltz, if nothing more just so your Argentinian-ass knows where Öüï’s coming from, because as they say in MAPIMÍ : sobre aviso no hay engaño, —vato.

32:10… Jon Batiste réinvente avec génie l’americana at Boutrebie³

³.~ CASVP¹ o como dicen los árabes Salami Lack Al Ickum : stay human motherfuckers.

¹~. Centre d’Action Sociale de la Ville de Paris (AURORA).

The Gall, Jeanne CherHalAl 🚬 The Gall!

🎹… go ahead cut my head-off… during la Nuit Blanche on a CARAVAN 🎶

We are all amigos, bitch… have a grec 🌯, I’ll buy  you A fucking Arab burrito.

Off-course on the menu… 🥣 Leave The Soup, take the resto-card.

“you might as well  not show your face here tomorrow”…

The Kitchen Guard after i (Armando Segovia) demanded a spoon for my bowl of soup.

Apparently, the kitchen security guard holds the guillotine at Saint Michel-de-Boutrebie, casi esquina con Le Cluny.

Like i’d said Madame Hidalgo, “stay human” or turn your security guards into Donald Trump’s I.C.E. dogs with no soul 🥣 for my bowl.

Give a prick a number as a name tag and he’ll think that he is the AMOBINABLE KITCHEN GUARD.

Internaize this Charlotte Bibring :

Don’t take it personal… but a “french taco” ain’t nothing but a Mexican burrito, and an Arab tortilla is that thing that the Libanese’s use to wrap a Shawarma. Olé 💃🏼.

En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta).

… and Susana Poveda 🧜🏼‍♀️ You Don’t Know Diddley

Bo knows Mí, Bo knows my story, Bu 🦉 knows Jacques because Bu 🦉 is el Nahual de Los muertos and October es l’ante Sala de Styx, which is where Eye works.

Domo arigato, piche Rob-ah—t’oh… one day Eye went for “Cigarros a Hong Kong” and in that trip 🍄‍🟫 Eye dropped Acid with Taiwan MC… just call Mí Daddy 🥢.

Just another time-delayed victim of the Saudis 🇸🇦 via Osama Bin Trade Center

For the record, at 17h03 in CET fip is playing payola over the waves, this is to say that them bitches should know better! WTF if youse gonna play sultry R-n-B play Chaka, can Ewe? Where there is love there is Donna Summer, babe.

That part in red, it feels so real because that’s what your morena exiles in France did. Anarchist! Anarchist you are not, you use FRANCO’s tactics to remain relevant Paco IGNACIO TAIBO II.

En La Francia hoy es día de Saint-Armand… but that has nothing to do with Armando, because armando es verbo 🇬🇹 no sustantivo. Armando es gerundio : verbo en accion, no palabra nepotista seca de salón o aula. Praxis bitches not prayers.

No Habrá Final Feliz, porque Paco es puto 🚬 and a flakey anarchist. Arm-chair warrior like the cos’ play soldiers of the Canopée.

Paco Ignacio TAIBO es un franquiste disfrazado de comunista en Jallo-Ween… gachupín de mierda 🚬 treinta monedas.

Pablo habría de llamarse el héroe de la historieta de TAIBO 2 :

For the record Biz Markie might know Jet Li, but Bo is a Samurai with ninjas at his command. Chinese food’s—good but 4-chikin’wings with egg rolls can’t beat an Avocado 🍣 Roll 🍱 made from a Siren’s tail, 🍶 Sake³ Saki.

³~. Pronounced : SAQUE, hijos de la chingada.

Any Güey, South Central clochard at Saint-Merri, “if you have to ask” you will never know ; cus’ Eye is a voodoo child. For the record, i know nothing but Eye can stand next to a Donald Trump mountain and chop-it-off with the edge of my hand, if i wanted to, I (Armando Segovia) is only waiting for a reason to do so. But yeah, Clochard de Saint-Merri, I know where it’s at. I know that Öüï is blacker than you.

… and so they begin to arrive, the American refugees in France, Issy-trust-Mí, Öüï knows what I is talking about, Surfer Calavera, con agüjetas de cuero de sapo y la bandera de Argentina (Che 🇦🇷 Guevara) in your ‘cos play’ uniform in France.

It’s cheaper to keep’em — Gran Señor Zopilote

Lupe’s lupanar y las muertas d’Estrada…  Followed by a trip where Tu Mamá se va a Chihuahua a un baile con Bomberito Juárez, y a veinte por adelantado, —También.

Ahora sí — Que Viva México… y El Gran Señor Zopilote también.

Funeral services costs in Mexico: How much does cremation cost in Mexico according to Profeco*?

C’mon baby fuistes a Acapulco and you didn’t even light my fire… Jacket Knot Required because it’s just another They for Ewe and Mí at La Bagagerie.

 

… entonces Gustavo (🇦🇷) el siguiente toro le corresponde a Saúl (🇲🇽), but before Eye begins please be advised that if you are out of Schiltz, Ewe sir are shit out of luck ; having stated that congratulations on that $20 Billion (🇺🇸) bailout that your president Milei secured for La Casa Rosa en el Río de La Plata, en fin Gustavo, luego te explico lo que pasa cuando un—gato muere, por el momento, “Juárez, no debió de morir, ay de morir”…

Las Muertas — Mala Noche, episode 3.

_ y por eso lo plasmaron en uno de a $500 pesotes mexicanos.

Arnie got his flu-shot

Thank you Ali Vitaly for getting on, —the bus.

Any 🦉 hoot, Dan… thank you for the coffee and as Eye was re-counting to you this morning… anything, and Eye means anything that The Paris Tourism Board can do, I (Armando Segovia) can do better, and as don Quijote would probably paraphrase : if it wasn’t for the memories, Eye would probably be chillin’ and living la vie en rose next to Le Beaubourg, just because.

Sin Celery,
Frank Zappa.

Arnie took his FLEW-Shot

Goooooo, Dodgers.

For context Bruce Willis, as Arnold Governator might had suggested, after the Planet Hollywood franchise went the way of say, Señor Frogs in Mazatlán (México) in the late 90’s, that Bruce was a fucking “lazy” clochard, (maybe) maybe… but Bruce was never a fucking “kindergarten cop” for the MAGA Right.

Ha-ha… Fernando would be proud, almost a shut-out.

George Parker is a journalist for The Atlantic, and he can trace his wrong turns in Baghdad to George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld, and yes, George Parker is a fag 🚬 

You Say You Want To “finish” A Révolution?

Across The Atlantic, “America” needs Bruce Willis, not “patriotism”. So yeah, fuck Planet Hollywood and John Wayne. Yippee-Ki-Yea motherfucker, and Merry 🌲 Christmas to you.

 

Fast Times at Chuco Town

Modelo (yo) Especial ingenia.

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the imagination 🏌️

TKT, Hidalgo invita.

In local news, Colombian president and Saturday Morning’s Cartoons enthusiast, Tavo 🇨🇴 Petro, condemned the gringo-klan of 🇺🇸 America transgressions against the liberty menu of América 🌎 y sus cryspy papas 🍟 freedom.

Ewe Were Just a duck in the crowd, starring Sean Penn as Edward Libres-Scissors.

 

You ain’t nothing but a French canard.

At The Moo-Vies :

Oh for the love of La Mancha!

Leonardo DiCaprio goes on the lam, short-story long, DiCaprio takes the bathrobe but the motherfucker forgets to bring a towel.

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The Plane! The Plane!!!

In this section, the student will shift to a dimension of sight and sound and all that jazz. It’s part of a larger global picture that makes a stop en el reino de la ficción³.

‘Ciao’ Claudia … punchline follows 🛵 :

The World of text, is of course a world, [it] enters necesariamente en conflicto with the real world, “to re-make it”, whether it is confirmed or denied. But even the most ironic relationship of art with respect to reality would be incomprehensible if art would not dis-arrayed and re-ordered our relation with the real world.
Indented excerpt on p. 22 of Cuadernos Americanos 188 (México, 2024/2). Translation in real time by Andrea Bocelli.

The Plane has no Wings, Paul. So no, The Plane cannot travel at the speed of light.

AND/OR indeed.

³~. Eduardo Galeano : las orillas del silencio (fragmento)* en, Cuadernos Americanos nº 188.
*Por Román Cortázar ; UNAM, México 2024.