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Joe Scarborough sabotaged the 2016 Election

Bureaucratic killings? Use a CERFA³ form for that.

Previously on the Buzzfeed de France… Élitistes Exquisitos.

 

³~. https ://www .connexionfrance .com /article /Practical /Where-does-term-cerfa-come-from

The evidence? You can’t handle La Juventud Bolivariana de Venezuela at the Unesco Siege in Paris, France. And, for the record, Willie Geist, play it again and save this post for your annotated bibliography, you son of a bitch!

For the record, Madame Representative Maud Gatel 🇲🇫, your colleague at the Florida house of carpet-baggers in Congress could not stand that an independent Mexican-Amercan revealed (in real-time) to his then mistress, Mika Brzezinski, Donald Trump’s campaign playbook.

La hornilla le reclama a la parrilla… Stove-top politics.

 

And just to circle back to BRONTIS (Officer Bruno) and Stephanie Menou at The Préfecture, it is actually A MATTER of OFFICIAL cerfa-forms that part of the things that I (Armando Segovia) was documenting including DISINFORMATION, was the new prototypes (PEGASUS) and protocols (Artificial Intelligence) that would usher in a new fascist front for the roaring twenties of the 21st Century.

Note to The C I.A., at the time, as you cocksuckers know, I (Armando Segovia) ignored, just like The Fast and Furious gun walking program, the names “PEGASUS” and that of Artificial Intelligence, but you know what Reverend Al Sharpton, I knew the ingredients of those dishes before the Chef at The New York Times published them for the World of Morning Joe to report.

One last thing before I blow my nose, Dr. Johanne Poisson wrote about this in a correspondence to MARIANNE at Cité in 2014, arguing in favor of my claim, but that’s history now, which is to say… 🎶 Ewe never trust a big butt and a smile (with a French trust fund and a L’Oreal research grant).

Señor, Raphaël Morán at Mediapart in front of La Adelita Restaurant in Saint-Antoine in Paris, France, lo invito a vender, “el árbol que Queda en la arboleda de La Verdad » … y que chingue a su madre su Amigo, Pablo Gleason 🗑️.

Mocedades, y para la bitácora: todos los hijos y las hijas de “La Otra España”, somos hijos de La Chingada, and it is not exclusive to Pablo Gleason and his Mexican entourage en MediaPart 🗞️💥.

P.S… and Congressman Scarborough, keep supporting your international Russian inteligentsia in 2024, and enjoy the new Baseball Uniforms…. heck, even Katty Kay can see through that sheer-see-through fabric. Gooooood, Dodgers ⚾.

A.I.? … that platform owes Mí an essay — Ketch-up

I think I’m Turning Japanese… i really think so.

https ://www .rollingstone .com /culture /culture-features /texas-am–chatgpt-ai-rodeo-clown-instructor-flunks-students-false-claims

Issy, Alex Wagner … Le Guizamo’ un güevo es el próximo Francis Bacon 🌡️for Taco Tus Theys en Hilo, Hawaii… where it is Primetime on the Eve of the Feast of the Ascension in Maui… “Tú da’Moon, Alicia, tú da’Moon ».

Let me (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) first remind mister Rob Courdet (of Made in France, fame… the sound~Cloud) that what his dumb-ass is about to ignore is a draft of an officially censored investigative report about The Year of Mexico in France and The Institute of Mexicans Abroad, at least that was the track until The Ministry of The Interior 🇲🇫 under Manuel Valls and the Secretaría de Gobernación 🇲🇽 of Alejandro Poiré and Osorio Chong labeled me as a persona nada grata, Greta.

With that in mind Rob at fip .fr, what might seem to your Ojos de Perro Azul as a diatribe, is in fact a bibliography in real time, and unlike Artificial Intelligence, which takes it’s cues from data readily available on the interwebs, my entries are usually ahead of the news cycle. Take your First Lady for example, mister Rob, I began my monologue about her well in advance before the (alleged) Hitler youths beat the living chocolate out of her grand-nephew.

https ://rmc .bfmtv .com /actualites/police-justice /violences-contre-le-petit-neveu-de-brigitte-macron-des-agresseurs-presumes-temoignent-sur-rmc _AV-202305170057 .html

For the record, if you continue to ignore my “diatribes,” then I will have no other option but to include [later in the programming] a cutline on under a snapshot there-by closing the circle with Bruno and Sophie Menou reading from a menu at La Fourmi Allée on a late-Septembre afternoon.

 

Meanwhile in ISRAEL 🇮🇱… Le président mexicaine, Andrés M. López O., rappelle au gouvernement israélien l’extradition imminente de l’ancien responsable [et fugitif Tomás Zerón] lié à l’achat du logiciel espion Pegasus et l’affaire Ayotzinapa.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/05/17 /mundo /memo-lasso-dissolves-National Assembly-ends-impeachment-against-him

… while that takes place, I (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) would first like to apologize to Professor at Princeton University, Eddie Gloude Jr., mostly for as he puts it, “annoying” the former Senator from The Great State of Misery in Saint Louis, Missouri, Claire McCaskill, while she celebrated the Victory over the Boston Red Sox yesterday night on the Deadline Washing~Thon Show with little Nicole Wallace.

Notwithstanding, o como dicen los muy franceses, nonobstant  Senator McCaskill, nevermind FLORIDA, or COLORADO, or Texas, and here is why Professor Gloude, the next time that you give that “context” to your students at Princeton U., as Claire suggests (and I am sure that you do, too) that “the closing of American minds” as you so eloquently put it last night is the mold to which I have been put through ever since I CALLED-OUT a former presidential candidate from that West Texas Town in El Paso, for the conflict-of-interest between his wife and a powerful group of bi-national elites from Chihuahua, Texas and New Mexico; not to mention that “gun-walking” program dubbed “Fast and Furious”, or even the coverage of that “Venezuelan wetback wannabe³” Luis Posada Carriles; and of course, most recently, THE PEGASUS affaire which, like the gun-walking program, I had figured out long before la bendita AFP/ AP/ EFE/ and even NPR had a clue of what was happening under their significant other noses, I just didn’t have the official nomenclature of the LAYERS 🇮🇱 in 🇮🇱 that  🇮🇱 CAKE, yet…

Cus’, this is Thriller! Now go get yer’ fucking shoe-shine box. ATLANTIS ✍️ follows.

 

Sin Embargo! Raquelito, I did have them donkey’s hair on my hand (yo tenía los pelos de LA BURRA en mano)…

³~. An illegal-immigrant charge was less severe than the TERRORIST charges that the anti-Castro militant would have had to face if the son of his former boss, George Herbert Bush (CIA) had not appointed the “SON of A Wetback” to clear Luis Posada Carriles name for the sake of National Security.

 

A funny thing happened on the way to Japan…

 

Where were we wüera?

Ah, sí… with Claire McCass, give it up Claire, and bring your twin sister along with that Amy from Minnie-Sota.

Breaking the news: La délice du Ministère est déshabillé

In Hollywood land, it’s The Triumph of The Automatons, starring Denisa Kerschovas 🦎

But first, it’s Phat Basterd’ dans le courtage, check it out:

Write me a postcard – drop me a line …

Mr. Poisson, i don’t select the news, nor the cycles, not even the events. After the break i promise that i will never mention your ShitBag™ again, but in the next 36 hours or so, i will try to explain to you how the little mermaid got into this blog.

And then you can do what French people do.

Glass Onion meets Layers Cake…

 

And in Palestine, OhHi, Oh… Train Derailment Units are measured in optimism snapshots on the Morning Mika Sho’… The Hace of ♠️’s, la ache es muda.

With this in mind… Mr. Poisson 🐟, the last time you pointed your camera 🤳 at me… your excellency wanted to know what your little princess identification card was doing in my prefecture “sleep-cover” folder 📁 at the Prefecture.

Answer:

It’s rather really simple, and never mind that from Day One of the French Talents and Skills Visa (Dec. 2010) a certain Nice address that you might know was used as, shall we say, ‘the anchoring’ address to secure A CERTAIN “six-year investigative project” orbiting around, The Year of Mexico in France; Mexicans in France, and/or Mexican corruption in Europe; and the monitoring of a then triple presidential process, which as you might remember in 2012, lined up France (Hollande), U.S. (Obama) and, Them (El P.R.I. in Mexico).

∴ underneath those pillars ∴, I had already cemented a foundation, which in 2017 culminated, or rather coincided with, the announcement of the start of the journalistic and publishing career of one of the main characters in my investigation, and no, Mr. Poisson, it is not Johanne of whom I am referring to, but rather, —Florence Cassez.

Any how…

🍷

_ by the time Öüï got to Jurançon (Eye forgot the year) the man ∧and/or∨ woman in charge of Stephanie Menou’s chain-of-command at the préfecture Cité had already sealed my fate for that September day of 2014…

∧ if ∧ only if 

You remember September, love… You would not have been in this picture 🖼️ BUT FOR the fact that it was you who insisted that our correspondence (from me to you, and viceversa) be turned over for review by ‘the reviewing’ authorities at the Dépôt section of the Ministry of The Interior at Cité.

∨… 

lest you forget, it was also you, love, who insisted that “we” should forget about the first (of several) 60-day notice to appeal the dépôt section’s décision, in lieu of what Bruno³ recommended as a recourse, after his superior offered you an apology in the hallway outside of the dépôt section employee’s doorway.

³~. … hacer un, ¿cómo se DiCheee, cómo se DiCheee? You know, that sort of contract concluded between two physical persons who have reached the age of majority, for the purposes of organizing their life in common.

And finally, Mr. Poisson, there was a time-period between 2012 and 2013, when yours truly, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, had the means, the opportunity and, the resources, which is not the same as ‘the means’, to move-out and conduct my research outside of your precious Octopus Garden (sort of speak), but you are not going to believe who developed a case of “you can’t move-out, love! There are way to many nymphos at Jour-et-Nuit!”… and isn’t that ironic 😼, my dear Titus?

Haderslev, Denmark. AS3_ From the Vikingos who brought you “The Little Mermaid” and “Only a Fiddler would say that to Neptune », comes the story of Your Cheese ain’t Shit, —en Venezia! It’s TROU 🕳️, ask, “il Capone de la mafia”, it’s right there in them Ombres G tracks from Madrid, if Ewe should need directions ask Burt Lancaster, he knows how to get to Rome from Antony.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki ~ wiki /The_🐧_New_Clothes

🧭 “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is based on a true Folk Tale, the names of las ⚽ putas ⚽ however, have been changed in Order to protect 🇧🇷 Progreso.

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∴ ; ∧ for the record:

It takes Tú to be in ❣️ Solitaire ♠️… unless youse like “Rainman”.

∧ here is “Y”.

And, Katty Kay… Eye is an anti-Christ and i am an anti-¥unque yank

Eight men out:

Not to be outdone by the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Paris, the New York Yankees hired Louise Michel and set up their own Field of Dreams… cualquier parecido avec Le Parc des Princes à Saint Cloud, es obra del Espíritu Santo y de Antonio Banderas, off-course.

The fascist liens to Fox and (Chente’s) Friends, quinceañera’s édition… and, Reverend Al, allow Mí to flip your National Action to show the class on this Frontier Airlines Flight how the “up-side down cross” of King Diamond works on the Mexican Margarita* Political “network”:

Bilbao, 11/08/2021

https ://www .publico .es /politica /entramado-secta-yunque-mexico-campana-vox .html

⚒ National ANVIL Network ⚒

Los Nazis en México — Sincretismo sin Magic Mushrooms 🔩 Issy, doña Vilma… isn’t the Church at the Maub the “Métallo” equivalent of the 🇲🇽Santiago Abascal 🇪🇸 clan?  EL Yunque… orgullosamente parte de Los Tayados RAYADOS del Monterrey (ITESM en SCIENCES PO).

Q’rack that Whip!… and Blondie, out of The Rapture you can expect the arrival of The Man From MARS.

Anyhow, Reverend Al, worry not about my on-going cuchara in that there election where the “E” (that’s capital “eeh”) €$🎚ablish-ment ousted the very Left in Oh-Hi-Oh. I promise to get back to that beat, but right now, as The Biden Administration admonished The South of the border AMLO administration for calling-out the JOSÉ DÍAZ-BALART crowd in Little Havana, the Very-Extreme Right in Mexico (Acción Nacional) is about to make a move on El Paso’s “Voto Latino”… watch that space, because we are about to let this bird crash and burn.

But while we are still Airborne, (with a capital Ey, ese) we can’t let this little nugget from the very people that (valgan los Venn radiuses-es-esos) put Florence Cassez in jail in order to hype the image of the husband whose wife (former AN first lady) is mingling with FRANCO’ crowd in Spain.

Calderón fue el primer gobernante del mundo en comprar Pegasus

File Archive:

https ://www .reporteindigo .com /reporte /margarita-zavala-aparece-en-red-ultraderecha-con-el-yunque-tras-filtracion-de-wikileaks /amp/

And Katty Kay… i can’t promise the same thing that your new employer promises the producers of The Daily Show, or the pages of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-C. (D-NY) and which is to never bring you a story that other MEDIA has already covered. That, i cannot do, but I tell you what my commitment for the past seven years has been, and that is:

 To turn every story that our falls in our radar up-side down… shake it’s its content and look for those dang-on dangling participles that always seem to escape the beady little eyes of our most esteemed copy editor, Fenster (The Usual  Suspect).